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5:00 PM
Let me see if I can find you a path, hang on
 
@GnomeSlice If they have hours chances might be good that there's just no one there on Sunday?
Especially since even the email option mentions business days.
 
yeah maybe
 
@GnomeSlice gethuman.com
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Not in the list, but thanks.
 
@AshleyNunn lots of commercial personal email services (read: all) scan your email to do advertising, and that falls afoul of various data privacy laws.
 
5:02 PM
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@GnomeSlice Is it a voice system, or only press-butan
 
press button
there's probably nobody there anyway
 
if it's voice controlled, some are set up to detect heightened stress levels and profanity so if you yell and curse at them, they put you through to an operator.
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz I figured it was something of that ilk, but it is frustrating as hell
 
@GnomeSlice Just mash zero a lot.
 
5:03 PM
it just restarts the shpeal
 
user15026
You can apparently get a person through pressing the second option?
 
@GnomeSlice If that's the case then at least you'll be able to call in the morning. Dunno how urgently you need the information, but 8:30 is pretty early by most accounts.
 
user15026
And then once you get a person (even if you don't want anything that option 2 offers) you van be like "this is what i need" and they will transfer you as appropriate
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz This doesn't always override IVR as well as people hope. :(
 
5:05 PM
@AshleyNunn This is just asking me about my credit card because option 2 is for booking
 
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Q: What are the altitudes for the various altitude record contracts?

MBraedleyIn career mode, you have the option of taking on a number of altitude record contracts, which are simply to get a rocket to a given altitude. However they're presented one at a time, and if you pass the record for the next contract, you won't be offered it; instead you'll get the one after that....

 
@AshleyNunn poorly set up systems!
 
I mashed 0 and they hung up
clowns
2
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice Then option 1 lied to me
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz Or a strong desire to try really hard to get you the right person
 
5:06 PM
maybe it's just the automated thing on weekends
 
Judging by the website I do feel like this is most likely the case.
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice That is entirely possible - they might mean business day hours which means tomorrow you might have better luck (although hot damn someone sholud mention that on the site)
 
ffs
 
Though if you do get through to them tomorrow I recommend against calling them lying clown bastards, even if they are.
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice Okay, yeah, according to the ministry site, its mon-fri 830-5
 
user15026
5:09 PM
so call tomorrow
 
@TimStone Where's your sense of adventure?
 
@TimStone can I tell them to Go Back to Clown College?
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz I know you are joking, but please this is a thing you should not do
 
Uh oh, my Elite nav menu tells me I'm 3.85Ly away from ISIS. HARDPOINTS DEPLOYED /cc @OrigamiRobot @Unionhawk
@GnomeSlice Yes. I mean, not actually, but yes.
 
5:10 PM
dat map
 
#clowncollege
 
 
@GnomeSlice I will not have you impugning the good name of The Ringling Brothers And Barnum And Bailey Clown College.
 
the moment of the REAL challenge comes
 
(Yes, Clown College is actually a real thing.)
 
5:14 PM
You just googled that didn't you
 
Let us not forget the CIA Clown Club
 
@GnomeSlice I mean, I googled their website.
But I've known Clown College is a thing for a very long time.
A guy I went to high school with went there!
 
user15026
I have this odd love for circuses (almost as much as trains, so circus trains are of course the best thing) and there was a time when I wanted nothing more than to be part of a circus
 
user20683
Doctor Crusher teaches (or used to teach) physical comedy at USC
 
user15026
I think I would be a terrible clown
 
user15026
5:19 PM
I just like the feel of circuses
 
Moon Hooch so good.
 
5:36 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Indeed
 
user20683
@LessPop_MoreFizz reminds me of Oingo Boingo
 
Dammit, Real Chutes, you make one of the contracts nearly impossible! Now I need to restart my career because I killed Jeb! Again!
I know what the work-around is though, so next time things won't be nearly as fatal.
Actually, that's misplaced blame. The blame should be going to Deadly Reentry. I think.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz They're making a lot of sounds that aren't really "intended" from a saxophone. To do that in a controlled way is really impressive.
 
@StrixVaria Yeah, they do that a whole lot.
 
I think my favorite part of the video is the drummer's faces, though.
 
5:48 PM
@StrixVaria HIS EYES
Also they played a concert for some cows:
 
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Q: How do I block shots in FIFA 15 on PS4?

ZabsI would like to know the best way to defend against shots (especially using the Alternate 'Pro-Evo' like controls) - for some reason my friend seems to block 90% of my shots but I hardly seem to block any of his shots? Any tips?

 
(Terrifying Zima Robot Band Not Included.)
 
6:17 PM
@OrigamiRobot On the main menu there is a "login with Steam" button
After you do that it gives you a link to your website profile
which tracks all your characters
 
Page Not Found
Looks like I fucked up by putting a space in my name
 
6:29 PM
I guess it adds a dash
 
@Sterno I moved to Adventure difficulty instead of Roguelike.
I guess it's a good thing, since I died in an ambush.
It felt cheap, though.
 
I kind of want to do that and kind of don't
I probably would have if when I finally got a character to the east, it hadn't gone so well from there.
I died because I got greedy in the tunnels of infinite-slimes
 
I kind of think it would help a lot to finish the game once, even with extra lives.
Then move back to roguelike difficulty.
Not that I'm going to even come close to finishing the game with this character, if I'm doing things like dying in ambushes.
 
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Q: can some1 help me fix minecraft forge plz

Eli CosleyWhen i run minecraft forge everything turns off before it opens the actual minecraft window. Its not a java probblem, it only affects my user on my computer (I haz mac). Also minecraft forge ran in the past on my user, i tryed reinstalling minecraft, but it still crashes even on modpacks plz help

 
I don't know where to go next
 
6:34 PM
@OrigamiRobot What have you done so far?
 
the only places I know of are the places I've seen @StrixVaria compliain about
 
Figuring out what things to do in what order was like 5 characters worth of bad decisions.
 
Ambushes seem bad at levels like 8-14
After that they're loot factories
I kind of miss them on my anti-magic character
I'm trying a Cornac Berserker now so that I have that extra category point to unlock some extra anti-magic abilities. And so that racial talents aren't competing with anti-magic talents on point spends
Since my previous best-xp race was -25%, this guy seems to level up crazy fast in comparison with a flat 0% bonus/penalty
It doesn't seem like it should make such a difference
 
6:36 PM
Level 17 and I haven't even done sandworm yet
 
It's alive!
Also Game Maker's editor sucks ass
 
@Sterno I don't really mind the Maze or the Old Forest, but Sandworm and Daikara are both the worst.
 
@Sterno I always do Trollmire 4 right after 1-3
 
The tier 2 dungeons don't seem to be the same difficulty as each other.
 
@OrigamiRobot Me too. I think melee have it easy there.
 
6:38 PM
@OrigamiRobot Me too. Other than that, though, this is the right order.
 
Maze is easy. Forest is annoying if it's the crystal version
 
I also just go ahead and do Lake Nur after Old Forest if I've already got something that gives waterbreathing
apparently the fortress guardian is a real beast for some people but I've never had a problem with any berserker build
 
@Sterno You can do it without waterbreathing.
There are bubbles that give you air supply but pop.
 
The one time I tried that I died to some Lovecratian thing
 
@StrixVaria You can, but I don't want to risk it. That seems to me roughly equivalent to running down a sandworm tunnel that you're not sure of the age of
 
6:39 PM
@Sterno Hey I died that way.
 
@StrixVaria Those are the two that I know of left
 
I also have to keep telling myself that more skills > super buffed skills
Because that super buffed skill doesn't mean crap when an enemy puts it on cooldown
 
I hate spending a category point on the warshouts tree because I really only want the first skill for some ranged/aoe damage.
The whole rest of the tree seems meh.
 
I'm not sure if I've done Norgos Lair
I don't really know the names of places
 
@OrigamiRobot Norgos (the boss) is a bear.
 
6:41 PM
I don't remember that
 
It's like a forest and it's right near a town and the Heart of Gloom.
It's just to the right of Trollmire.
 
I don't know that either
 
IMO there's no reason not to do every floor of every dungeon
 
Norgos Lair is also the easiest zone.
 
too much good loot potential
However, in about 20 guys, I've never seen an escort quest appear from going bottom-up in a dungeon
 
6:41 PM
@Sterno I wish you could turn off that auto-skip thing.
 
@StrixVaria The 1.3 patch (whenever it's out) will do that.
 
Oh nice.
 
Might be an add-on that already does it
THe only reason I hate Sandworm lair is that waiting for tunnels is annoying
Otherwise it's by far the easiest T2
 
Oh, I just found the clearing
I've been missing this every time
 
Yay! New cat/kitten tomorrow!
That one.
I still need a name though.
And Garfield is not an option.
 
6:51 PM
How many cats will you have?
 
@Yuuki 2. I currently have one.
 
user15026
I am bad at naming things
 
user15026
I suspect if I had not been living with someone at the time Norbert would have never gotten a name
 
Aww... if you had already had two, I was going to try to catify "Porthos", "Aramis", and "Athos".
And then you could call them "The Meowsketeers".
 
I currently have Pixel.
 
6:57 PM
Voxel?
 
I sorta want the name to be a little bit linked to music somehow. But that requirement is pretty loose.
 
@Yuuki That would be cool
Or Vertex
@Arperum Coda
 
If you don't take "Voxel", I call dibs.
 
@SaintWacko What is that?
 
@Arperum The ending of a piece of music
It's also latin for "tail"
Wait, what
Why is my script not working?
What is this madness
 
7:01 PM
Coda (Italian for "tail", plural code) is a term used in music in a number of different senses, primarily to designate a passage that brings a piece (or a movement) to an end. Technically, it is an expanded cadence. It may be as simple as a few measures, or as complex as an entire section. == Coda as a section of a movement == The presence of a coda as a structural element in a movement is especially clear in works written in particular musical forms. Codas were commonly used in both sonata form and variation movements during the Classical era. In a sonata form movement, the recapitulation section...
 
Ah
Because autohotkey has vanished from my computer
 
Coda can denote any concluding event, summation, or section. Coda may also refer to: == Acronyms == Calgary Olympic Development Association, the former name of the Canadian Winter Sport Institute, a non-profit organization CODA Content Delivery Architecture CEBAF On-line Data Acquisition, a system of the continuous electron beam accelerator facility Child of deaf adult (CODA), a hearing person who was raised by a deaf parent or guardian Co-Dependents Anonymous (CoDA), a twelve-step program COmponent Detection Algorithm, a mass spectrometry and chemometrics software algorithm Coordinadora ...
It's a lot of things it seems.
 
Coda (Italian for "tail", plural code) is a term used in music in a number of different senses, primarily to designate a passage that brings a piece (or a movement) to an end. Technically, it is an expanded cadence. It may be as simple as a few measures, or as complex as an entire section. == Coda as a section of a movement == The presence of a coda as a structural element in a movement is especially clear in works written in particular musical forms. Codas were commonly used in both sonata form and variation movements during the Classical era. In a sonata form movement, the recapitulation section...
Ta-da!
 
user15026
Is there a reason this article keeps getting posted :P
 
HOW EVERYTHING OUT
 
7:03 PM
@Arperum It's also a regional compromise in the war between those who call it cola and those who call it soda.
 
@AshleyNunn @SaintWacko was trying to fix a script.
@TimStone ... That's the worst.
2
 
@Arperum Uh... Yeah.
 
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Q: Close a classic Minecraft server?

Aqua the SeaWingI'd like to know how to close a classic Minecraft server. I looked all over the internet but couldn't find anything.

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Q: How do I fire a Giftapult?

Kevin ReidSo I saw that Giftapults can be crafted cheaply, and I thought I'd use this as a nice way to get rid of some items I'm never going to use that might be valuable to others (no, not crates). I crafted a Giftapult and used it on another item to make a Loaded Giftapult. Now I don't see how to use it...

 
Everyone knows the correct compromise is sola
 
Of the names suggested until now I am most included to use Vertex. As it's different enoguh from Pixel, but it's sort of a cool theme.
Voxel is too much alike to Pixel to use.
@fredley Do you have any more ideas? You came up with Pixel last time.
 
7:08 PM
@Arperum Yay!
 
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Q: Can't open door in Terraria for Xbox One

Brandon TeradaI can't seem to open the door to my house. I've tried everything and searched the Intranet but can't get the door to open. Help!

 
Coda?
 
I just found a -7 light radius lamp. WTF
 
@Sterno I think Dumbledore has a handheld version of that lamp
 
I just found a tier 5, unique greatmaul in Sandworm Lair. it should carry me through the rest of the game. Clearly, I'm about to die
 
7:29 PM
@AshleyNunn I had a cat named Kitty
I also had a cat named Galactus, but a friend insisted that was a terrible name and called her Toph instead.
 
I... I don't think GML has a ternary operator
I'm not sure if that's good or bad
Probably bad
 
user15026
@OrigamiRobot My sister always wanted to name one of the cats Shark
 
Bahaha, that'd be great
 
GML is like JS without the prototypes.
This is crazy
 
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Q: Do I need to open a Pokemon game to add the Pokemon to my Pokedex?

Mathias711I am trying to build a living Pokédex in Omega Ruby, and I just transferred all my caught Pokémon from X to the Pokémon Bank. Now I want to add those Pokémon to my Pokédex in OR, so I can see which Pokémon I still can catch in the wild. I assume I need to transfer them from my Bank to the compute...

 
7:38 PM
@SaintWacko I still have some time to think about a name though, my parents are going to get it at my aunt tomorrow, but if she isn't home and they can't find it (because it runs around freely outside) no cat for me yet.
 
They move!
 
Whew. Sandworm Lair complete without dying.
 
a screencap might not be the best way to communicate that but trust me they move
 
I almost died once because I was following directly behind a sandworm and all of a sudden like 5 hostile sandworms surrounded me and the wall collapsed onto me.
 
@StrixVaria Warbreaker complete.
 
7:44 PM
I am so weak to magic but I feel invincible against physical attackers.
@Wipqozn Nice. When are you going to read Stormlight?
Sandworm Lair is definitely my least favorite area. As bad as the boulder guys in Daikara are, Sandworm is worse.
 
@StrixVaria I might start it tonight.
 
Did you like Warbreaker? I don't know much about it.
 
@StrixVaria I liked it a lot. It has a lot of political intrigue in it, and very little action.
If you're not a fan of political intrigue then you might not like it that much.
 
I'm okay with that. I usually skim action scenes anyway.
With an exception of one in Words of Radiance.
So you should read Stormlight now.
 
I need to get ready to head over to my folks place, but I'm planning to start it tonight before I go to sleep.
In fact I need to go take a shower. Toodles for now.
 
7:48 PM
@Sterno Just went into Sandworm Lair for the first time with only a 2 light radius. Ugh. UGH. That place was bad enough before.
 
@StrixVaria: one thing I just thought of about warbreaker. It almost feels like Elantris done right. It has some story structure similar to Elantris, but well executed.
 
@Wipqozn Debating whether I want to reread Elantris before reading its sequel or just read a synopsis somewhere.
I really don't remember it.
 
@StrixVaria Read a summary.
 
I remember some of the main points, like how magic worked and what the disease did, but not the details.
 
Ew stop chatting about literature while in the shower @Wipqozn
 
7:55 PM
The book has too many flaws to be worth a reread, imno.
@StrixVaria I don't think you need to know anything about the first book, except some of the major events.
I think the "sequel" takes place hundreds of years after.
 
Oh, ok.
 
@TimStone I'm not in the shower... I was just about to hop in when I thought of that. I'm currently in a towle.
 
I just killed this tag like 2 days ago :|
 
user15026
@Wipqozn brain bleach
 
FRom what I understand, it just takes places on the same planet.
 
7:57 PM
@StrixVaria ?
 
@Yuuki Yes.
 
@AshleyNunn How did you like the pitch drop?
 
user15026
I forgot to actually listen to it because it took forever to download because my internet is being shit today
 
@StrixVaria Wow and that's all just one guy to.
 
@badp I haven't fought the lamb all that much yet, I generally only go to sheal if my build is stupid OP, because you get less items.
@StrixVaria They are all added by one guy thirty minutes ago.
 
7:58 PM
Yes, and some of his edits directly undid my edits to remove the tag.
 
@StrixVaria I have a feeling someone might get a mod message? or maybe a meta post?
 
@AshleyNunn I've been on a pitch-changing craze.
 
@Arperum He looks like he was trying to help and probably didn't notice that the tag had been intentionally removed. Mod messages aren't for that kind of thing. A comment will do.
 
My experiences have shown that dropping the pitch works for most songs, but not the other way around.
 
@StrixVaria I don't know how impressive a mod-message looks/what other implications this has in the system.
 
8:02 PM
@Arperum oh good. I melted the Lamb pretty much.
 
@badp My lamb run involved me suicide entering some rooms to kill them with the negative...
 
@Arperum wat
 
@badp Nine lives. If you take damage and are at half a red heart or less it deals damage to everything in the room. I abused that.
 
@Arperum Usually when you get killed and Nine Lives respawns you, you go back to the previous room.
 
8:06 PM
And since you can see when you are on your last life of nine lives (no cat head following you anymore)
@badp Yup. But if the room is cleared by the damage tick from the negative it still counts as a empty room and enemies don't respawn.
 
oh.
Does the damage done by the negative actually scale with your own damage stat?
 
If anything survives they'll al respawn though.
@badp Probably not. Would be stupid OP otherwise.
 
My previous Lamb attempt ended on Satan when I took 50 tries or so to kill him: I "only" had 5 pips of damage and lodovico technique.
On my last Lost run, I think I only respawned myself once in the caves I.
 
@badp ludovico + last form of satan is terrible.
 
@Arperum yep.
 
8:10 PM
My first lost run that beat the chest died once in the depths, resulting in me needing that no-damage achievement for quite some time.
My second chest beating lost run was so stupid OP that even mega-satan was a complete joke.
 
so my checklist at this point is
* Complete SMB
* Complete SMG
* Find the Super Bandage	(item, boss room)
* Find the Dead dove    	(angel room)

* Find The Mind         	(item, angel room)
* Find the Soul         	(item, angel room)
* Beat ??? with the Lost	(sigh.)
* Find The Body         	(item, angel room)
* Find Godhead          	(angel room)
 
I literally one hitted super envy.
 
I have Dr. Fetus now and need pyromania and the habit or whatnot, I forget what the precise "infinite recharges" setup is
 
I could just run into enemies and they'd be dead by the time I arrived due to the stupid amount of flies I had generated.
 
(Dr. Fetus is SO BAD now)
 
8:13 PM
@badp habit, pyro and ipecac or any fetus item and then find something to hit yourself on.
@badp It really is, epic fetus is stupid slow too. I'm not a fan of the fetus items.
 
nah epic fetus is fine, it's just stupid rare
I haven't found it once since the game had mouse support
 
@badp My checklist is still quite a bit longer, I still need to unlock half if not most of the items from characters beating things.
Wait, you can control it with the mouse again like vanilla?
I got epic fetus like five times at least.
I found a couple of the lost items already though.
 
8:40 PM
hmmm, blank card or tammys head? I have a resistance rune and the battery.
 
@Arperum if you do the options.ini changes I told you to do a few days ago, then yes
 
and mom's knife with bend spoon.
@badp I think I undid the mouse change, because the mousepointer annoyed me >_<
 
it vanishes after a second or so
and yes you need the mouse pointer to point the bombs with.
Dead dove get
so for now I don't HAVE to do angel rooms until I beat ??? with the lost
 
wat
 
8:44 PM
16 secs ago, by badp
wat
 
8 secs ago, by Arperum
16 secs ago, by badp
wat
 
I'm not sure what there is to not understand there
 
@StrixVaria I finally saved that damn Yeek in the halfling ruins
 
It's pretty straightforward
 
@Sterno Nice. I died in Daikara. Going through these lives fast.
 
8:46 PM
I had a really hard time in the halfling dungeon this time for some reason. At one point was down to 10 health. I don't know what's different this time around, but their archers are really messing me up
 
@Unionhawk Who made it, why, and who would upload it?
 
Bearscape! I just need to find it now.
 
BEAAAAAARSCAAAAAAAAPE!
 
Pretty much the whole series of events that led to @GnomeSlice posting it.
 
This run was going so well, too
 
8:47 PM
@Sterno I don't know if that one spawned for me this time...
 
@StrixVaria It always spawns
 
Hm. I guess I just need to find it then.
 
Always in the same place, too. Follow the river sw of Zigur
 
@RedRiderX Some kid, because they hate the Kardashians, and because look at my kid's creepy drawing
It is 100% straightforward
 
@Sterno Went into the Bearscape instead.
DIED IN THE BEARSCAPE
5
 
8:51 PM
That was fast.
 
NOBODY ESCAPES THE BEARSCAPE
 
@Unionhawk Nah that's just what they want you to think
 
@RedRiderX No, that's exactly what is going on here
 
When you gaze long into the Bearscape, the Bearscape also gazes into you.
 
NAW MAN THATS WHAT THE MAN WANTS YOU TO THINK
DONT BE ASHEEPLE
 
8:52 PM
@Sterno The very first bear I saw was an elite. Only a few levels more than me, but he spawned a bunch of guys and outhealed my damage.
 
ITS JUST A TRACER POST TO GAUGE YOUR RESPONSE
DONT LET THE MAN HAVE HIS WAY
 
@StrixVaria That entire places is elite bears
elite bears all the way down
You often fight 3-4 at once
 
@RedRiderX beware of tracer-t, man.
 
Went to High Peak and the boss was waiting for me on the first level of the dungeon, right at the stairs, with a bunch of friends. That was oddly smart of him.
this won't end well
 
@Sterno Isn't that the final dungeon?
 
8:56 PM
@StrixVaria Er, Tempest Peak
The one to save Derth
thank god for Anti-Magic Shield
 
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Q: Can someone help me fix my modded minecraft world? Pleasee :@

The_Wild_Onejust wondering if anyone has a solution to fix my minecraft world. I was just playing casually on a new modpack I downloaded (The Ultimate Adventure Modpack). When I right-clicked an ant which teleports you to different dimension (I believe this mod is part of the Orespawn mod). As soon as I got...

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Q: I cannot adopt Blaise (Skyrim)

Żuhënn Æon Dräggett'ugēnnaI cant adopt Blaise although I have already bought 3 houses... and every furnitures even childs room the only dialogue I get is "

 
9:14 PM
sigh
I don't have pyromaniac yet, so this is gg.
EDMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND
 
Hrm... I need food. I blame @badp
 
For needing food?
Uuuuuh
 
Yep
 
I didn't know mod abuse went that far
 
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Q: Where can i find gta 5 saves on xbox 360?

Kovacs ZI ve got some problems findig my saves in the file manager, any ideas where they can be?

 
9:17 PM
 
Yep
 
This has no right to be this good
 
Gah... I have brimstone, and still daddy longlegs is doing like ten times more damage then me. In the womb...
That's total damage, not per hit
 
I want to leave and purchase food but I also don't want to go outside
 
9:22 PM
Man, I don't know what was up with that character, but his survivability was way less than all my other berserkers.
 
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is this what it's like when you decide to do something that requires pants @OrigamiRobot?
 
@GnomeSlice Wow that horse really is amazing
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz snownomnom
 
Yay, all achievement that require playing on hard are done.
 
9:31 PM
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Q: can you transfer to different platforms?

user100539Can I transfer my ps3 gta 5 online progress to my xbox 360?

 
@Sterno If I put on an item that says "the wearer is treated as undead", do you know what happens to my current infusions?
 
@StrixVaria No. You probably just can't use them
Be warned: It might also make townspeople attack you
 
Hrm... do I want to go outside... Pros: Food without making food Cons: It's just rained
 
Trying to decide if it's time for another Dwarven Berserker or a Skeleton Paladin
 
@RedRiderX I watched all of this
 
9:34 PM
@GnomeSlice It's better then any truckers reality show I've seen
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh yes
Indeed
I've been involved in the past. It's... a process.
Of varying degrees of pain. "Gender related articles" sounds like it would be the most painful of processes
 
I died again. I think the fact that I have multiple lives makes me less careful or something.
I don't have multiple lives now, though.
Two separate deaths were from DoT effects after I teleported to a safe location.
 
Wait no that's not it
Must be an active case?
Similar case
Wikipedia srs bsns
 
9:53 PM
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Q: can you transfer gta online progress from ps3 to xbox 360?

bruh15I got gta 5 for my xbox today and want to transfer my gta online progress to my xbox from my ps3

 

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