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8:11 AM
CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
 
8:24 AM
@spugsley Slacking so hard you can't even sleep eh? :D
 
@James lol I had too many writing ideas
 
@spugsley Ahh :)
I ... am waiting on laundry.. ie a big comfy blankie.. to get dry
 
So I got up to write. But I'm not. Lol.
 
stupid LA department of transportation closing down a 5 lane highway to 1 lane an hour early
 
It's morning. I arrived at work 30 minutes ago.
 
8:26 AM
LoL
That kind of defeats the purpose doesnt it?
Pft
 
lol seriously it does
 
I pft at your definition of morning @Arperum
 
@James I'd pft too, if I didn't have to earn money some way. And I haven't found anyone willing to pay me for sleeping and gaming yet.
It's 9:30AM
 
@Arperum That is the time I get out of bed sir, not in to work... unless I was up an hour before then and bored so I go into work :)
 
Aaand I think I'm caught up with @spugsley.
Just finished the temple.
 
8:33 AM
@Yuuki yup, that's where I am
 
Actually, you know what? It's late enough that I don't think anyone who cares about DAI spoilers will be on.
What did you decide with regards to the Well?
 
@Yuuki Morrigan
 
@spugsley wow you are up really late
 
@spugsley I made a second save, so I have both options. This choice felt pretty important enough to branch the save.
 
@Ktash can't sleep :(
@Yuuki I didn't want to risk my romance with Solas and apparently he gets all butt hurt if you drink from the well instead of Morrigan. Next time around, I'll probly drink instead
 
8:45 AM
@spugsley :(
Thinking about me too much?
 
@Ktash so I'm writing.
kinda
@Ktash tee hee :3
 
@spugsley Well, he doesn't get all butt-hurt.
It's a regular disapproval rather than a "greatly disapproves".
 
@spugsley Knew it. And writing smut about me too. Scandalous
 
@Yuuki lol
@Ktash such scandal :3
 
And apparently, you can explain things to him in a convo after the quest.
Though I'm not sure if you regain approval.
I'm gonna assume @spugsley is writing the Bridge fanfic.
She should add this:

In which Yuuki discovers magic.

4 hours ago, 3 minutes total – 11 messages, 2 users, 3 stars

Bookmarked 3 hours ago by Yuuki

 
8:47 AM
he's strange. It's a really well done romance so I'm glad I pursued it but it left me like seriously emotionally drained
I haven't played since the butt grab break up
@Yuuki you should always assume this
 
@spugsley I approve ;)
 
@spugsley From I hear, the roller coaster hasn't stopped.
 
You're a great writer, I know you'll do me justice
 
though I am writing a super serious super important article about masturbation right now so I don't think we're too far off
 
I'm just imagining @spugsley finishing the game: "I want to get off Mr. Solas's Wild Ride!"
 
8:49 AM
@Yuuki I know things. That's why I'm not playing :(
shit is about to happen
 
@spugsley Well, we are closing in on the game's finish.
 
I knowwwwwwwwwww
 
Can't wait to do a two-handed Templar playthrough after this.
 
I am so ready to play not an elf
omg, do you care about Solas romance spoiler?
because there's this one scene. Probably the most beautiful video game scene I've ever fucking seen
 
@spugsley Not really since I don't I'm ever gonna do it.
I can't play elves. Their model in this game just feels off, especially with the Inquisitor pajamas.
 
8:51 AM
@spugsley When it comes to you, I can't imagine myself and that are ever too far off
Or, at least, I hope not ;)
 
@Yuuki he removes the Elf PC's face tattoos because it turns out they are slave markings and it's so tragic and beautiful and well done ughhhhh
 
@Ktash bahahaha this is why I like you
 
May be too much for bridge, but I don't care Mwuahaha
 
eh, it's Bridge After After Dark
 
8:52 AM
I've been waiting to use that gif forever.
 
seriously, it's 4 am here
 
So it's technically appropriate, but not really fitting how I felt about it, in that I really don't mind.
 
lol
still A+ gif usage
 
@spugsley Perfect time for some late late late night fun
@Yuuki In?
 
@Ktash This is the second time I've been given this one-word response that feels like it's vaguely sexual or something.
 
8:54 AM
@Yuuki I should hope in this context there is nothing vague about it ;)
 
this is the best
 
@Ktash What d'you know, @spugsley was the first:
yesterday, by spugsley
@Yuuki in
 
that was about the robot vibrators though
 
Yeah, I guess that wasn't vague either.
 
 
8:56 AM
@Ktash ... And suddenly The Parent Trap is stuck in my head.
 
"In" is the universal bridge way of coming onto someone, or notifying others that you are willing to engage in acts of a sexual or illicit nature
There is also sexy eyes too
 
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Q: What is the turn count in a standard Civ Beyond Earth geme?

Hagbart CelineI have been playing this game for 2 weeks now. I restarted games at 73, 112, 270 turns, because I had issues and wanted a fresh start. But I keep wondering how many turns a standard game (massive, 8 AI players) takes? In the game I played with 270 turns, I had the feeling, that my opponents wer...

 
@Ktash lol sexy eyes?
 
8:59 AM
@Ktash mmf. I love me some Eugene
I think it's time to watch that movie again
not now
but soon
 
@spugsley In
 
That song was on one of my old Disney collection music CDs.
 
I got to write a fun article today about body dysmorphic disorder and tattoos
 
@spugsley Bridge movie marathon!!!
 
I have to admit, I like the turn in an article and get it posted same day. Makes me feel all fancy and adult and also getting paid is awesome
 
9:01 AM
Okay, here's the plan: Sometime this month, we do a Disney movie marathon.
Sound good?
 
1 min ago, by Ktash
@spugsley In
 
IN
 
Now for the real question: are we going in chronological (release) order?
And when should we start?
 
I will be out of town from the 22nd until Jan 2nd if that helps
 
 
9:04 AM
0
Q: I can't enter the flight school in Grand theft auto 5 online

nietovall66i can't enter the flight school in gta 5 online, i get to the marker and no button appears to trigger it, please help does anyone here knows how to trigger it, im playing on xbox 360

 
Okay, quick question: anyone have Skype Premium?
 
Nope, sorry
 
No worries, I can just sign up for a free trial before we do this.
 
There is a service for doing the multistream thing
 
@Ktash We're not very likely going to find a stream of Disney movies.
It's better if I just... use my DVDs.
 
9:11 AM
they are super easy to find online though
 
@Yuuki Netflix has a bunch
 
"use my DVDs".
@Ktash True, but I don't have Netflix right now.
 
@Yuuki Haha, I do
Also, this wasn't the one I was thinking of, but it is something synaptop.com
 
I saw something like that.
Also, saw something called Rabbit.
 
@Yuuki Ah! That was it
rabb.it (so I have it for later)
Anyway, I'm going to bed now
night all
 
9:20 AM
sweet dreams ;3
 
@spugsley they're always sweet when you're in them ;)
 
;3 tee hee
 
 
9:41 AM
Christmas Shopping Simulator? I can't think of anything worse.
 
@tombull89 It's no Black Friday Simulator.
Black Friday Simulator would be the real Goat MMO
Just think about it
The wait for the gates to open
The search for the optimal starting position
The calculation of the optimal path of best savings density
The screeching of the gates slowly opening
The complete failure in execution of the plan as the crazed crowd drags you forward in the path of least resistance
The struggle in picking up the last copy of that trinket
The satisfaction in taking the trinket with you
The reinforcement from the game: "such deal", "very bargain", "much savings", "wow"
The real-time solving of increasingly harder iterative backpack problems
The first-person-shooter elements when it comes to protecting your precious precious purchases
The resulting NFS:MW-like police chases
ACTION
EXCITEMENT
VALUE
Black Friday Simulator 2016
"Puts GTA 5 to shame 11/10 --Gamespot"
"Every day I'm hagglin' --Polygon"
"It's happening --Ron Paul"
"BUTTS --spugsley"
"I probably deserved that --Wipqozn"
 
@badp I read that as Need for Speed: Modern Warfare. I'm thinking tanks with nitro boosts.
 
@Arperum yesssssssss this is the best idea
Tanks zipping through circular highways at 300 km/h
on the incoming lane
with other tanks attempting to tank you frontally
WHAT WILL YOUR PUNY SPIKE STRIPS DO TO MY ALMIGHTY TANK
 
And mario style upgrades so you can have a guided rocket? Or some extra rockets?
 
I'm rather thinking tanksplosions
or perhaps an SMG mod for the tank cannon
firing its signature high caliber payload at 20 rounds per second
 
9:55 AM
Those are caused by the rockets of course. Also: super extra annoying smokeeffects of fuck visibility.
 
inb4 this is an actual game
 
WHAT DO YOU GOT ON ME WORLD OF TANKS
@Arperum Fog is lame. Replace it with hats
HATSPLOSIONS
TACTICAL GIBUS NUKE DETECTED
 
@badp HATS for your tank driver, hats for your cannon, hats for your rockets!
 
@Arperum hats for your tanks, hats for your artillery, hats left by the explosions
 
HATS FOR THE HATS
 
9:59 AM
TF2 meet WoT meet CoD meet GTA meet NFS
It's the ultimate videogame
just need some WoW elements
 
You forgot minecraft, you can blow up all the things, and then if you shoot just the right way you can merge them into new elements.
 
@Arperum when the chase reaches heat level 8, deploy endermen cops
they teleport right into your tank and start tickling you
TO DEATH
Your only solution is profound internal turmoil, which is lethal to endermen
PRESS F FOR FEELINGS
Finally at heat level 10 your tank transforms into a Big Rig
and you can escape the chase by driving off the map
towards infinity
and beyond
into the sunset
"YOU'RE WINNER"
eagle tear
 
1 hour ago, by Yuuki
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@Yuuki I know such a concentration of GAME DESIGN BRILLIANCE can be tough to digest in one go.
but honestly
we would expect no less from @KevinvanderVelden
Half Life 3: Black Friday
 
What have I just walked into?
 
10:07 AM
@KevinvanderVelden @badp going into a crazy, not the first time hasn't it?
 
@badp Completing the game earns you one point. you can spend 10 points to slowly auto-complete the game.
 
23 mins ago, by badp
@tombull89 It's no Black Friday Simulator.
@TrentHawkins 25 points increase your black friday savings by 1%
 
@Arperum no, but usually it doesn't involve me so
 
@KevinvanderVelden I seem to remember some Half life 3 crazy streak involving you.
 
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Q: Were there any Japanese magazine previews of Mr. Gimmick?

HiccupI was wondering if there were any articles with prerelease screenshots and such.

 
10:11 AM
@Arperum that is true. But still, that's not a common occurrence.
 
@KevinvanderVelden True.
 
@KevinvanderVelden I'll strive to fix this.
 
Also: first song from next Blind Guardian album is on youtube.
 
I'M STILL NOT SLEEPING
 
@spugsley that is not good
 
10:13 AM
nope
 
It's 11AM here which translates into crazy-fucking-late over there
 
10:34 AM
yeah it's 5:30 :/
 
@spugsley D:
 
yeahhhhhhhhh
 
just "simple" insomnia or something's the bother?
I find that, when nothing else works, longplays on YouTube get me drownsy pretty quickly.
plenty of repetitive games out there.
 
I often use Direwolf20's mod spotlights to fall asleep. ;)
 
Heh jeah those work
Or just his singleplayer series
Though those aren't as effective
 
10:39 AM
"Today we will show you kang... yaaaawn... kangaroos in Mine.... snooze"
(I have never seen any such video)
(but it sounds inherently boring)
 
@badp I felt compelled to write
so I just finished something. I guess I will go sleep now
 
@spugsley ooooh, that's awesome.
late night creativity best creativity.
enjoy slumber
 
wooo! I have to use one less of my free days for metaldays next year!(the replacement of some official holiday that fell in a weekend is placed so that it falls in that period (and creates a long weekend for the rest of the company)
 
hooray for corporate policy #suchmetalveryrebel
 
@KevinvanderVelden Singleplayer series is amusing and engaging since he often has to deal with such complicated vanilla mechanics like "How do I build a Nether portal?" or "Which block gets powered when I put a lever on it?"; mod spotlights are heavily scripted in comparison.
 
10:43 AM
@badp Hey, I asked, and the person responsible placed that replacement day in such a way that it was most convenient for me.
 
@MartinSojka yeah, but except for the episodes in the middle of a season it's pretty samey
 
0
Q: Team Fortress 2 Dedicated Server Replays

ScruffyI am running a dedicated server for Team Fortress 2 and I have SourceMod installed. I would like to include replay support, which is presently almost functional. By almost functional I mean that it works how I want it to, but I have to manually start it. My server.cfg calls replay.cfg like so ...

 
11:08 AM
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Q: will a xbox that i buy in america work on games i buy in soith africa if not can i do it so that it works

Supa mI am going to america and I want to buy an Xbox 360 there and buy my games here will games work on xbox360 that I bought in South Africa

 
11:22 AM
0
Q: What are the various population conditions of Dwarf Fortress?

fluff_thorrentFor example, I've learned that certain noble positions will only be opened at certain population stages (mayor at 50 etc.), and that goblin sieges will not occur unless your population is equal to or more than 80. I'm looking for a list of these stages, but the wiki isn't giving me anything useful.

 
11:59 AM
0
Q: far cry 4 has stopped working

Mohamed Mosadcan someone help me with this error please every time I try to launch the game this message appears to me 1

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Q: Dragon Age Inquisitions romance question

StephI just want to know how it works like in previous DA games you could romance all your companions and break up with them then move to the next and while trying to find this answer from what I've read it sounds like once you enter a reltionship it's permanent. I have 3 companions Im interested in a...

 
12:27 PM
@badp are...are you OK?
 
12:37 PM
 
Oh no, why?
 
@badp So much art... it burns!
 
@PrivatePansy "art"
 
@KevinvanderVelden Such art. Much wow.
 
You just can't handle PURE ART SKILL.
 
12:43 PM
Jeaah, let's go with that theory
 
or my GAME DESIGN GENIUS
 
AGH.
 
Hell, I'd play it.
 
STUPID CLIENT. WHY DO YOU NEED A LINK TO A WEBSITE IN AN OFFLINE APPLICATION.
THAT DOESN'T WORK.
 
Finally at heat level 10 your tank transforms into a Big Rig
OH MY GOD
 
12:47 PM
 
Automated filing system!
 
@KevinvanderVelden I'd hope that lower drawer leads to a shredder. Super efficient!
 
@Blem TIL Buzzfeed has a NSFW collection
 
0
Q: How to save without updating super smash bros

Jaime Luigi GonzalesI wanna play Super smash bros without having to update because the internet won't work, problem is I can't save when I play, I lose all my progress, characters and stages. How to do this? BTW I'm using 3ds smash

 
@spugsley There's probably a chat plug-in that would send you a ping/email everytime someone talks about Tom what's his name.
 
@Wipqozn there is, @fredley made it =p
 
@KevinvanderVelden Called it. tortoise shades
I need to track down that tortoise shades image again one day. Probably. Maybe. Possibly.
 
Meh, that takes effort, why would you do that?
 
1:06 PM
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Q: Dota2: Non-squishy hero

Kobus MyburghI am rather new to Dota 2, and so far found that Sniper and Death Prophet are the easiest heroes for me to play with, but the moment I play against humans, they fall horribly short - one of the guys I was playing against said that they are "squishy", which I assume means "soft" or "easy kills". ...

 
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, good point.
@fredley I'd be arrested so quickly.
 
hmmm MMO Incremental was taken down for development/updates
yay.
 
@Wipqozn Tomska?
I feel inclined to share this with the world:
 
@Wipqozn who wants to donate to the "Get @Wipqozn to china so the puns will stop" fund?
 
Watch it. But don't just watch him, what everyone else
^ Good case that, Define r4 is an amazing case
 
1:14 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Hey, why does he get sent to my home?
 
@RPiAwesomeness how about a NSFW warming before posting such pictures!
 
@Blem wha....
I am confused
 
@PrivatePansy uuuh hmm. That is a downside. Is there some other place that has a pun police we can send him to?
 
@Blem Do you need a blanket?
@RPiAwesomeness You're stripping the case naked of its plastic.
 
@Blem are you also a robot? :o
 
1:16 PM
@badp Oh, I am so sorry.
 
well, it could be worse, you could have posted this NSFW
 
^ even better
And finally, to top it all off, How Real Men Shoot Skeet
 
@Lazers Pirated.
 
@RPiAwesomeness Why would you shoot Jon Skeet? That's terrible.
 
1:22 PM
@Arperum Eh, I wanted a chance at getting the top spot.
 
@Frank how come? That was also my suspicion but I couldn't find any proof
 
@KevinvanderVelden His comment.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, be careful who you email though
 
@Frank oooh. I checked it just after it was posted
 
1:24 PM
Couldn't find anything definitive so just ignored it
@Rapitor another up-goer going up! :D
 
@KevinvanderVelden But my puns are the most puntastic puns to ever pun
 
And you should be given jailtime as uuh a reward!
 
@KevinvanderVelden As a pun-ishment, duh
 
@KevinvanderVelden PUN ished -- DAMNIT @PrivatePansy
 
@PrivatePansy Ow.
 
1:27 PM
@PrivatePansy @Koviko OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
 
11 hours ago, by Yuuki
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I just saw an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia that relates to this
It was an episode about gun control and two characters got into an argument about whether guns or katanas are more effective at protection.
The episode also made me realize that the gun debate is pretty pointless.
 
@Koviko Well, if anime has taught me anything it's that a good sword fighter can block bullets with a sword.
 
EXCUSE ME, MMO INCREMENTAL?! What is this nonsense??
 
@Wipqozn Movies have taught me that you can easily dodge bullets, provided you are a white male protagonist.
 
@JasonBerkan Or they just ricochet off the wall behind you.
Trained army misses every shot. Protagonist simply needs to have the camera zoom into his face and he makes his shot.
Occasionally, a shot hits him. But it's just a flesh wound. Every time.
 
1:35 PM
@JasonBerkan also red shirts are highly magnetic and will attract anything from bullets to swords to lasers
 
Is the evil overlord list still around? "I would train my minions to be able to hit a target. Anyone that cannot will be summarily dismissed."
 
@Koviko BUT MY WOOD
 
@fredley Right?! It's going to overflow! My dozen cabins will be full of wood!
 
@fredley Poor @fredley. Can't get any wood.
 
1:48 PM
@Koviko expect a reset.
 
@Rapitor Probably, yeah. It was too easy.
However, now I've ran into this incremental: kruv.net/endlessBattle.html
I feel like this is going ot hurt my life.
It has item drops with different rarities, stats, and bonuses. And you equip it as well as hire an army. It's... like an incremental that tricks you into thinking it's not.
 
@Koviko reminds me of hero clicker a little
 
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Q: Do I have to pay $12.99 to accept someone's challenge?

aytimothyThis awkward. Some random has sent me a challenge... Except, instead of an "Accept" button, it's "$12.99". Is this a bug? A scam or what? The lack of profile pictures was me not giving the Game Center app time to load them.

 

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