The Bridge

@Frank It can't be as bad as lesspop's apparent bug. I see comments as new as 7 hours ago, versus his is still only showing Oak's from yesterday at the newest.

Frank

@Unionhawk What you're missing is the half-dozen comments left after that first one by galactic.

Unionhawk

@Frank Ah, I see. I think I'll take a pass on that one.

Arperum

The starlist contains way to much yellow. star some non-starworthy things people.

Unionhawk

@Arperum Okay

Arperum

2:14 PM

@Unionhawk It did push something else that I didn't star from the list, but there is some random black star high in the list again! Yay!

Yuki

@Arperum Or we could just star everything you say— I see what you did there.

Wipqozn

Good morning ladies and gentlemen.

Yuki

@Wipqozn Good morning, Mr. Turtle.

RegDwigнt

Good ladies morning and gentlemen.

Unionhawk

HamStare @RegDwigнt

Arperum

2:15 PM

@Wipqozn Good morning!

Unionhawk

USELESS PORKCHOP

Yuki

@RegDwigнt Leave early?

RegDwigнt

@Yuki that, and killing Hitler.

Unionhawk

May 22 '13 at 0:19, by Jin

well, Hitler did kill Hitler... so....

Yuki

Revised directive: It is forbidden for you to interfere with human history until you've at least taken a class on it.

RegDwigнt

2:17 PM

@Yuki wow, XKCD is now even less funny than XKCD.

Unionhawk

wow, @RegDwigнt is now even less cool than @RegDwigнt.

That's an achievement.

Frank

@Wipqozn Master Turtle.

Unionhawk

Or something.

RegDwigнt

@Unionhawk exactly. I achieved something today. You didn't even achieve being less cool than me.

Arperum

@Unionhawk Dammit. I was just typing that.

Unionhawk

2:19 PM

@RegDwigнt You're right, I did not.

RegDwigнt

So your life was in vain today.

Unionhawk

Not really.

RegDwigнt

What is the joke in that XKCD? I am still not seeing it.

Yuki

@RegDwigнt Hitler died in 1945. In a bunker.

Jason Berkan

@RegDwigнt He killed Hitler after Hitler did all the bad things.

RegDwigнt

2:21 PM

That qualifies as a joke?

Jason Berkan

I laughed at it.

Unionhawk

Your face qualifies as a joke, so I think that counts too.

Arperum

@RegDwigнt Your face qualifies as a joke.

Powerlord

Ffffff.... I forgot my pillow today.

Unionhawk

DAMMIT @Arperum

Arperum

2:22 PM

@Unionhawk Ha! finally! revenge!

Powerlord

@RegDwigнt What's with the cyrillic-looking H in your name?

RegDwigнt

@Arperum so you are saying the threshold for jokes is that low?

@Powerlord it's not a Cyrillic-looking H. It's an actual Cyrillic н.

Arperum

@RegDwigнt I've seen lower thresholds for jokes, so yes.

Powerlord

@RegDwigнt Yeah, while I wasn't sure. The question is why?

RegDwigнt

Why not?

Ullallulloo

2:23 PM

Valve done goofed. reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1vu84x/… reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1vu9gt/…

2

Blem

RegDwigнt

There is no real reason.

Lauren and others had that Greek letter in their name, I forget which one. Phi or Ksi or something.

So everyone started slapping weird letters onto their names.

I went for something more decent.

Yuki

@Ullallulloo Oh fun.

Ullallulloo

Valve got the App Ids screwed up.

RedRiderX

Wow they declared a state of emergency in Bangkok!?

Ullallulloo

2:26 PM

Dota 2 became L4D2, L4D2 became TF2, TF2 became Portal, Portal became CS:Source, CS:Source became HL2.

Yuki

@Ullallulloo What became Dota 2?

RegDwigнt

That totally changes, um, nothing?

Ullallulloo

@Yuki It's just unplayable I think.

Unionhawk

> Can't launch TF2 cause steam thinks it portal

Lazers

0

Q: I can't delete worlds

I have Minecraft on my Kindle Fire, but it won't let me delete certain worlds. I go to edit, click on the x next to the world, but it still stays there! Is there a different way to delete worlds? Or is it a glitch?

minecraft-pocket-edition

5pike

2:28 PM

@Frank Cats don't like vinegar. Spray it at that place and the cat shouldn't go near it.

Arperum

@5pike That would require that place to be able to endure vinegar though.

Wandang

@5pike but instead an british person will come

Frank

I tried tin foil on my desk; didn't work.

Unionhawk

HamStare @Wandang

fredley

@Wandang ಠ_ಠ

Wandang

2:30 PM

@Ullallulloo hyped for big patch

3ventic

knows about big patches before they come

Unionhawk

Your services are appreciated as always sir.

5pike

@Arperum True. I think a small bowl with vinegar would also do the trick.

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum wait wait WHAT? Arperum INB4-ed someone?

Yuki

@KevinvanderVelden The impossible happens everyday.

Kevin van der Velden

2:32 PM

@Yuki apparently, I don't know why I have to keep missing it though =[

Frank

And Bela's stopped crying. Hopefully she'll just fall asleep now.

Wandang

@KevinvanderVelden in transcript aperum is after unionhawk

@Unionhawk

Unionhawk

@Wandang

Wandang

@Unionhawk

Kevin van der Velden

@Wandang huh, indeed it does

Unionhawk

2:34 PM

Oh man, I think I was actually technically still inb4 @Arperum. After a refresh.

Kevin van der Velden

The world is safe again! @Arperum did not INB4 someone

Unionhawk

Wow.

Thanks, internet.

Wandang

feels like youtube.com/watch?v=vW2Cv5JV2io

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk THANKS OBAMA

Yuki

@Unionhawk Two words I've never expected to see in conjunction without sarcasm.

Unionhawk

2:35 PM

BUT ACTUALLY, MR. OBAMA, IF YOU COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY INTERNET SITUATION THAT'D BE REALLY COOL THANKS

Arperum

@Unionhawk The weird part is that it was the same here, and the transcript shows you first.

Wandang

@Unionhawk no problem, there will be a blackout :D:D:D

Unionhawk

> After a refresh.

@Wandang pls

Arperum

About 200 more messages until message 133333337

And why on earth did I ping @uni for that?

Yuki

Kevin van der Velden

2:39 PM

@Unionhawk seems like a plan

5pike

@Unionhawk To late

Unionhawk

NO IT'S NOT

Arperum

@Unionhawk Sound like a solid plan.

5pike

@Unionhawk we KNOW

Ullallulloo

@uni what'd that say?

StrixVaria

2:40 PM

> When in doubt ping @uni

8

Kevin van der Velden

I'm gonna eat some stroopwafel bits @Uni

5pike

You can't remove the memory

Unionhawk

Oh goddammit

Yuki

@uni There is no escape. There is only... The Ping.

Arperum

@StrixVaria You should make that a quote.

Wandang

2:40 PM

RegDwigнt

I am not in doubt, so I'll ping @uni asking him how come.

Wandang

hahahahaha

Unionhawk

Nov 13 '13 at 19:35, by Yuki

RegDwigнt

@Wandang You only just saw that?

Yuki

@Unionhawk I was wondering when somebody would dig that up.

5pike

2:41 PM

@Wandang Oh shit, that's pretty good

Wandang

@RegDwigнt it was new to me :D

Wipqozn

@uni now you're going to get random pings throughout the day, and think people have something interesting to say, BUT NOPE, JUST PINGING YOU FOR THE LAWLS

Unionhawk

@Yuki I had it in my RonanForman clipboard script

RegDwigнt

@Wandang I'm asking because it's been all over SPON by now, and whatnot.

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn Now I know how you feel every single day.

Wandang

2:42 PM

@RegDwigнt i dont read spon

Unionhawk

Except less handsome.

Wandang

since it is quite shitty

RegDwigнt

@Wandang that would explain it.

Yuki

So, now we just tack "@uni @wip" before everything we say?

RegDwigнt

@Wandang it's going downhill, that's true.

Wipqozn

2:42 PM

@Yuki Seems like a good idea.

RegDwigнt

Still better than many others.

Unionhawk

Goddammit.

Arperum

@Yuki We should make a script for that.

Wandang

spon was once good when they really had investigative journalism. today they only get "investigative" when some1 leaks them information like snowden. they are just lazy

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk Don't worry, it'll make you feel really popular and loved.

RegDwigнt

2:43 PM

And their English site is actually still quite excellent.

@Wandang not even that. These days it's moslty just dpa, verbatim.

Like, every other article says "dpa" at the end.

Wandang

@RegDwigнt well maybe different leadership and employees for that

RegDwigнt

And the rest say "apx" or what have you.

ITAR-TASS.

Wandang

but they are still focused on germany. why would you read that

RegDwigнt

@Wandang why would you not?

Wandang

i collect my news from different sources

RegDwigнt

2:44 PM

You seem to have a quota of one strange question a day.

Wandang

all kind of sources via app

Unionhawk

Note to self: Never plan on doing homework in the morning. I won't.

Wandang

from tagesschau, spon, focus, heise, golem, faz, süddeutsche

RegDwigнt

Same difference.

Wandang

pretty much every major newspaper except BILD because thats suicidal to read

RegDwigнt

2:45 PM

You wish it were suicidal.

Then the problem would've long fixed itself.

Wandang

dude

you are german after all

or what, i am hyped

Sterno

@kalina That song is stuck in my head and I blame you. But I also thank you, because previously "What Does The Fox Say?" was stuck in there.

Wandang

you know so much

i bet you watch the german version of daily show too?

Unionhawk

@Sterno DAMN YOU NOW I'VE GOT "What Does The Fox Say?" IN MY HEAD AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

Wandang

"die heute show"

RegDwigнt

2:47 PM

Bah humbug.

Welke should burn in hell.

Wandang

:D

Sterno

@Unionhawk hakee hakee hakee ho!

RegDwigнt

He is even less funny than Bully.

Arperum

How can you find out where a message was posted when you have the messageID? I kinda want to know what message 133333337 contained.

Wandang

ach so ist das. gut zu wissen

bully herbig?

kalina

2:47 PM

@Sterno Dog goes woof

Sterno

DAMN ME, NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN

RegDwigнt

You know other Bullies?

kalina

cat goes meow

bird goes tweet

Wandang

my brain just went to blackout for a sec

kalina

and mouse goes squeak

cow goes moo

frog goes croak

Wandang

2:48 PM

@kalina goes apeshit

4

Yuki

@Blem Invitation -> Like something handwritten, don't you? (No) -> How about something a bit fancy? (No) ------> Comic Sans

kalina

and the elephant goes toot

Wandang

xD

kalina

ducks say quack

and fish go blub

and the seal goes ow ow ow

but there's one sound

that no one knows...

RegDwigнt

What does kalina say?

kalina

2:49 PM

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

Wandang

@RegDwigнt but why dont u like the heute show. its not the same level as daily show. and sometimes it is rather dumb

Yuki

@RegDwigнt burn burn burn burn burn burn burn

kalina

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Unionhawk

...

I'm scared now.

Arperum

I like my ability to not finish listening terrible songs.

Wandang

2:49 PM

but all in all it is quite entertaining and kaberettistc

kalina

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

RegDwigнt

@Wandang wait, did you just answer your own question?

kalina

@Sterno went afk

RegDwigнt

@Wandang Kabarett should burn in hell, too, while we're at it.

kalina

he's avoiding the entire situation

Unionhawk

2:49 PM

WHAT DOES @Sterno SAY?

Wandang

@RegDwigнt you made a wandang cry

Sterno

@kalina wa pa pa pa pa papow

Arperum

How long until the spamfilter breaks @kalina's songtext?

RegDwigнt

Hildebrandt was as funny as my shoe sole.

Wandang

@RegDwigнt Oo omg... really?

RegDwigнt

2:50 PM

Really.

Yuki

@Unionhawk "Ah, my hip!"

Wandang

it is the only comedy i can handle today

kalina

@Sterno Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

RegDwigнt

Boring worthless dreck.

Unionhawk

@Arperum Shortly, I feel.

kalina

2:50 PM

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Sterno

How will you speak to that ho-o-o-o-orse?

Unionhawk

...

Arperum

@yuki It was in some other room, we got 133333336, and the next one was someplace else.

Wandang

i hate atze schröder, dieter nuhr, mario barth

RegDwigнt

Yes, yes, yes.

kalina

2:51 PM

@Sterno But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?

Yuki

@Arperum Yeah, I just did a chat search and found that out. Stupid DMZ.

RegDwigнt

Don't forget Sissy Perlinger.

Kevin van der Velden

I'm actually really glad I've never listened to that song @uni

5pike

@Wandang How they ever got a contract is beyond me..

RegDwigнt

Or pretty much anyone at all who gets invited to TV Total.

Wandang

2:52 PM

what is that, sister from cindy aus mahrzahn?

Unionhawk

I regret everything.

Frank

@kalina Ow

Seriously, that hurt.

RegDwigнt

@Wandang if only.

Wandang

@RegDwigнt then tell me which comedian (since you do not like kaberett) you even like

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk it'll go away on it's own in due time =p

kalina

2:52 PM

@Frank WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Sterno

Someone is a terrible starrer.

4

Unionhawk

It's not me this time.

Frank

@kalina Something tells me it's going to hurt.

RegDwigнt

@Wandang do I have to like one?

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden i heard parts of it, and then was like "What The Fuck?" closes browser on whatever PC that was playing it

Wandang

2:53 PM

►

kalina

the secret of the fox

Wandang

i just puked a little

Kevin van der Velden

> Someone is a terrible ~~starrer~~ person.

kalina

ancient mystery

somewhere deep in the woods

i know you're hiding

RegDwigнt

Olli Dittrich is da awesum.

Yuki

2:53 PM

@KevinvanderVelden I think the cultural height of that song was when it returned as the first result when I searched "what" on Google.

kalina

what is your sound?

will we ever know?

Unionhawk

...

Wandang

@RegDwigнt if you dont hate humor at all. you sound kinda a-emotional

*anti

Yuki

Right now, it's actually the second result.

kalina

will always be a mystery

Arperum

2:54 PM

Yay! There is barely yellow left in the starlist. Except the pinned messages, the one about the elections that @fredley keeps forgetting, and the one wher @uni needs pinged.