The Bridge

It's like writing an article titled Greatest Games of 2013 and listing Frogger or Pong. Sure, they're great games, but they weren't made in 2013.

Wandang

@Yuki you realize how oscars work?

oscars of 2014 will contain movies from 2013

:)

OrigamiRobot

I think we can all agree @FEichinger is a failure.

fredley

2

Yuki

@Wandang I hardly think being set on fire by @kalina can be equated to winning an Oscar.

kalina

@Yuki I'm flattered

I have achieved Arqade legendary status

internet famous and allt hat

45 minutes until hometime!

ElfSlice

4:15 PM

@fredley Did you make this or did you actually just find it somewhere?

Lazers

0

Q: can someone give me .minecraft folder please?

Hello yesterday i asked a question Gave up trying to downloadthe issue is i can't play i tried everything i can think of but no luck at all i contacted mojang support but i can't wait to much specially that they work less hours these days , my question yesterday 'here' was about minecraft error ...

minecraft technical-issues

fredley

@ElfSlice Source:

I made it, if swapping out text in Photoshop counts as making something

Yuki

@fredley If swapping out text didn't count as making something, most people on the Internet can't call themselves "artists" or "content producers" anymore.

ElfSlice

thechoice-game.com

fredley

@Yuki I'm a "content producer" then. How vague.

ElfSlice

4:18 PM

@fredley Oh yes, that's the trendy thing to be.

fredley

@ElfSlice What do I do?

ElfSlice

@fredley Click 'next' at the bottom to advance the opening dialogue, and await further instructions.

kalina

oh dear, I think this is a bit of a facepalm moment

By comparing your map and OP's map, I have determined he is missing the Palm Bay Heights junkyard on Hamilton. — David B 2 mins ago

ElfSlice

> EEM: For your information, you have so far been classified as slower, dumber, and even more clueless than the other applicants.

=[

Ullallulloo

soundcloud.com/josjuice/what-does-the-fox-slam

2

Yuki

4:22 PM

@ElfSlice It asked me to name something more useless than me. It is not accepting my answer of "something more useless than me".

ElfSlice

> answer 'nothing'

The first three answer riddles are kind of silly

@Ullallulloo hah, awesome mashup

@Ullallulloo This actually works pretty well.

fredley

This is quite hard

Ullallulloo

@ElfSlice It's the best slam I've seen in quite a while.

fredley

The leaps it requires you to make are quite big

If this is a tool for teaching programming it's a terrible tool

ElfSlice

@fredley I don't think it is.

fredley

4:24 PM

@ElfSlice Oh ok then

ElfSlice

It's the first episode of what I gather to be a now-abandoned game.

@fredley Also, if I can beat it I suspect you can too.

Yuki

The more you have it, the less you see. Why is blindness not an acceptable answer?

ElfSlice

@Yuki That's what I thought too. It does make him give you a different response though.

The correct answer is 'darkness'

Yuki

@ElfSlice Well, that's just stupid. I have fairly okay night vision, but I'm fairly certain I can't see anything if I'm blind.

ElfSlice

@Yuki Sorry.

Wandang

4:26 PM

@ElfSlice does not work, server down

3ventic

Today I learned that you can check if your computer meets system requirements of a Steam game with steam://checksysreqs/[app_id].

Wipqozn

@ElfSlice why are you apologizing?

ElfSlice

@Wandang Works for me.

fredley

FLAGS

ElfSlice

@Wipqozn I don't know, I'm Canadian.

Wipqozn

4:27 PM

@ElfSlice Oh, makes sense. Sorry.

Wandang

Fehler: Server nicht gefunden

ElfSlice

This game has a nice editor.

@Wandang I don't speak European

Aw, did I miss a murder party?

=[

Wandang

@ElfSlice wow, i would have been chatbanned for that

ElfSlice

@Wandang I don't think anyone was paying attention. :P

Kevin van der Velden

@Wandang ha, you think you're more likely to get chatbanned then elf?

Wandang

4:31 PM

ofc

i dont have 12 k rep

Kevin van der Velden

I mean, he's currently not called @GnomeSlice so he's kinda safe

ElfSlice

Shh, nobody correct him

Yuki

@KevinvanderVelden Ah, naivety...

ElfSlice

Today's Listening:

►

enjoy

Murder Legacy

Yuki

@ElfSlice Pretty sure that's a dupe.

ElfSlice

4:36 PM

@Yuki I ctrl f'd, didn't see it

Heldric: Legend of the Murder

Murderforce

I missed the murder party. =[

Murderman

Yuki

@ElfSlice Huh, I stand corrected. I would think that Rogue Legacy was popular enough that someone would twist that title.

Wipqozn

@Yuki It's a dupe.

ElfSlice

MurderMurderMurderMurderMurderMurder

Wipqozn

1 min ago, by ElfSlice

Murder Legacy

See? Dupe.

ElfSlice

Valdis Story: Murder City

Arperum

4:37 PM

@Wipqozn That joke is beyond lame.

Wipqozn

@Arperum You just don't understand my advanced sense of humour.

ElfSlice

Beyong is a cool word

Wipqozn

Considering I'm the funniest and most handsome person on the bridge I think I understand humour.

ElfSlice

@Wipqozn What does appearance have to do with that?

You made it sound like some sort of qualifier. :P

Wipqozn

@ElfSlice Handsome is about more than just appearance. It's a way of life.

ElfSlice

4:39 PM

Oh, I see.

RedRiderX

> that someone would ~~twist~~ Murder that title.

ElfSlice

You're like a guru.

Wandang

@ElfSlice see you are not banned

ElfSlice

@Wandang It's a Christmas miracle!

3

Yuki

> You just don't understand my advanced ~~sense of humour~~ state of handsome.

Wipqozn

4:39 PM

@Yuki You. I like you.

ElfSlice

Murder Drift

SkyMurder

Wandang

@ElfSlice more like new year

Wipqozn

@ElfSlice The goal was to rename games, not @Sterno's daughter.

Lazers

-1

Q: Tuning A Honda NSXR

Ive purchaed an drag racing app, where tuning cars is avalible and would like to kno the fastest ratios for a honda nsxr to run 1/4 of a mile in 10 seconds.

android

ElfSlice

@Wipqozn That one was actually Metal Drift.

Wandang

4:40 PM

@Wipqozn if thats her name she sounds hot

RedRiderX

> You just don't understand my advanced ~~sense of humour~~ state of ~~handsome~~ Murder.

ElfSlice

@Lazers Lol.

Wandang

@Lazers i love when you deliver questions that have already -1

Wipqozn

@ElfSlice too late. You already lost.

ElfSlice

@Wipqozn It's not a contest!

Yuki

4:41 PM

@Lazers You'll want to tune your car to a D♯ below middle C.

ElfSlice

Real World Murder

To The Murder

King Arthur's Murder

I MISSED THE PARTY I'M SO SAD

99 Murders

Yuki

@ElfSlice The Battle of Camlann?

ElfSlice

Murder Wars 2081

Don't Murder

Murderer's Quest

Unionhawk

...

Wipqozn

@ElfSlice Yes it is. Everything is a contest. How many times do I need to tell you this? Jeez. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

fredley

4:43 PM

Wipqozn

gnome, that joke is dead. You missed it.

Yuki

> I MISSED THE PARTY I'M SO ~~SAD~~ MURDERED.

Wipqozn

Just make sure you're around the next time.

ElfSlice

I HATE MISSING MURDER

I INVENTED MURDER

ijrhbksernvbsehigvfejnr

Yuki

@ElfSlice Nice to meet you, Cain.

Wipqozn

4:44 PM

@ElfSlice No you didn't, gracenote did.

Jason Berkan

@ElfSlice That's quite an erroneous statement.

ElfSlice

Nope. I tagged a die2nite question about poisoning somebody with murder

Does destroying tags remove them from edit history?

kalina

15 minutes remaining until hometime \o/

ElfSlice

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Q: How do I Poison Someone?

This is difficult to ask. Ok, so this guy is really getting on my nerves. He's stubborn, obnoxious, idiotic, and completely driving me up the wall. It's time for him to go. However, there is a bit more to it than that. I could simply organize the other people involved to banish him from ...

die2nite

Mechanical Loon

@ElfSlice Then you invented murder, not murder.

ElfSlice

4:45 PM

@MechanicalLoon I thought that was the same thing

It's not a contest!

Yuki

@ElfSlice murder =/= murder.

Wipqozn

@ElfSlice haha! Your web of lies is falling apart!

Yuki

3 mins ago, by Wipqozn

@ElfSlice Yes it is. Everything is a contest. How many times do I need to tell you this? Jeez. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

Wipqozn

This proves that gracenote invented murder.

kalina

filthy lies

fredley

4:46 PM

Excellent hat wearing

RedRiderX

The Murder Horizon: Epilogue - A Murder Missed

16 mins ago, 13 minutes total – 71 messages, 10 users, 3 stars

Bookmarked 7 secs ago by RedRiderX

fredley

There should be a hat hall of fame

FAE

@FEichinger Not that I can tell, no.

Ullallulloo

Now that the Steam Votes are done, does anyone have a 8 or 9 card for a 3 or 7?

RedRiderX

@ElfSlice There happy?

ElfSlice

4:46 PM

@Wipqozn I would bet my SE account that I tagged that question with murder, purging the tag must have removed it!

Wipqozn

@fredley But now I don't know how much reputation he has.

ElfSlice

@RedRiderX Never!

Wipqozn

How can I judge him if I don't know his reputation?!?!

kalina

NOOOOO

fredley

@kalina ...

kalina

4:47 PM

SOMEHOW I ENDED UP ON TVTROPES

Wipqozn

Doesn't he know that the amount a rep a person has is directly tied to how much I respect them?

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn I can confirm this.

FAE

@Wipqozn I'm hoping @TimStone spent more.

ElfSlice

@kalina o/

fredley

@kalina Nearly the end of the day anyway

Wipqozn

4:47 PM

@FAE How much did you spend?

ElfSlice

I think I spent maybe approaching $15 this winter sale

Wipqozn

I know it was a lot.

ElfSlice

I feel dirty

fredley

@kalina Just don't get this

FAE

@Wipqozn Nooooooot tellin'.

ElfSlice

4:47 PM

@Wipqozn That's not something you're supposed to ask a lady!

Wipqozn

Studoku

2.5k 5 16

civilization-5 minecraft skyrim candy-box-2 civ-5-brave-new-world civ-5-gods-and-kings fallout-new-vegas

OrigamiRobot

@FAE Did you see mine?

FAE

@Wipqozn Also it's hard to judge because it converts the amount you spend to USD.

Wipqozn

@FAE It must be really large then.

FAE

@OrigamiRobot I saw your account, not your sale spending.

OrigamiRobot

4:48 PM

oH, THAT'S LESS THAN $10

Wipqozn

@ElfSlice This isn't the 1800s. Get on your horse and ride away to your castle.

Wandang

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A: Which spells can do damage twice or more through movement?

No, there is no Ultimate which does damage twice due to location changes of the Target. And afaik it was never possible, I play Dota since ages (even before TFT i played roc dota...) of course i am not allmighty but i googled as well for qop double ultimate...didn't find anything. You can of cou...

should i downvote this

because i know it is wrong

or should i flag for delete

OrigamiRobot

SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TRY TO SWITCH BETWEEN ALL CAPS AND NORMAL. I'M GOING BACK TO SAYING FUCK IT.

Wipqozn

Downvote if it's wrong. Don't delete.

Wandang

dont want to take away rep if they had no bad intentions

Wipqozn

4:50 PM

@Wandang You should not be concerned about the users reputation when voting.

Wandang

@Wipqozn k

Wipqozn

Downvote and leave a comment explaining that it's wrong.

Ullallulloo

@Wandang Wrong answers is basically the whole point of downvoting.

Wandang

@Wipqozn well there is a difference for me if some1 puts no effort and some1 who thought it would be that way

Wipqozn

If they're concerned about they're reputation they will delete the answer themselves or correct the answer (at which point you could remove your downvote).

FAE

4:50 PM

@Wandang Upvote/downvote the answer, not the user.

Wandang

k

Wipqozn

@Wandang I can understand that, but don't forget they are just imaginary internet points.

ElfSlice