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10:00 AM
I am just going to pretend I'm not in the office for a bit
 
@kalina Did he accidentally trip over the big internet cable marked "do not touch"?
 
nope, something to do with a software update that forced a reboot
I'm not laughing at his expense at all
he hasn't previously lectured us all on the importance of not interrupting the customer's services
nope, not once
never!
 
@kalina You're a really bad liar, you know
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone well maybe, but you can't hear my laughter over the top of everybody elses
 
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Q: How to speed up your movement in counter strike?

irfanI am new in Counter Strike, and I want to become a pro. I watched other players with ome good skills: They move and shoot and their movement is so quick, that I can't aim on them. I want to know how can I move so fast. And, please tell me should I shoot while moving or while standing still. A...

 
10:08 AM
I WANT TO BE PRO AT GAMING PLZ HELP
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@kalina much more pro
 
don't start starring me, you've behaved so well so far today
 
3 edits so far. Nice score
 
@kalina Much obliged
 
@kalina That was obvious star bait
 
10:12 AM
I don't star bait
you just misinterpret me
 
Last night I learned that my mom is a witch from a coven who lived back when China attempted to conquer Africa and claim the Holy Grail, which only really failed because Macbeth broke their alliance so he could try to take over Scotland.
 
@GraceNote can I have some of the drugs you're on please? They will make me feel better...
 
Speaking of games and Holy Grail, did you guys see the last qwertee T-Shirt ?
 
@kalina I star bait
 
@fredley well that's you
stolen from ign
 
10:26 AM
Copy pasta from the review? Huh
They usually just copy from Wikipedia.
 
@GraceNote but then who was Genghis Khan?
 
I think this was before then.
 
Is there any way to obtain it in the campaign? — Sadly Not 11 hours ago
I see what that user did there
 
@GraceNote I see. Maybe tomorrow's dream will reveal that.
 
10:35 AM
@BoltClock That username is pure gold
I'm surprised this isn't more common
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A: Are pets allowed on Stack Overflow?

ka ᵠOf course they are allowed, SO is pet-friendly ! Just remember: always clean up after them don't let them scratch other people's posts (trim their nails) keep them quiet (while a few barks or mews don't bother anyone, nobody likes a concert they don't understand) PS: bring your pet, S...

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cc @AshleyNunn @badp and whoever else who has a cat that wants to use Stack Exchange
 
What about Anna Lear and her pet human?
 
10:57 AM
yay, two departments arguing with each other and I'm stuck in the middle!
 
11:10 AM
@kalina just accept blame and be done with it!!
 
@badp No no no, you must convince them to use the scientifically accurate blame distribution system - The Wheel of Blame!
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone How do we explain to them who's rchern?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Will take a while for them to accept her metaphysical role in blame distribution
 
Uh oh, @GrumpyLazers!
 
11:16 AM
@badp it's not my fault that everybody else is incompetent
 
@BoltClock Do you know if Build-a-Bear Singapore has the MLP plushies?
 
hooray! One little android:largeHeap=true and all my problems have evaporated into tiny motes of dust
 
grats
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone What is Build-a-Bear?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone the important infomation!
 
11:18 AM
And what does building bears have to do with ponies?
 
I'm so close to 30k and so apathetically indifferent towards that number to do anything about it
I guess I should try and ask some questions about Earthbound now that it'll be rereleased on the Wii U.
 
The only 30k I'm close to now is Allies Extinguished on my Degreaser
 
@BoltClock It's a kids workshop where children build their own teddy bear. Build-a-Bear in the US and UK started selling Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie plushies on 1 April.
To be honest, they really aren't really that good. They're basically scaled up versions of the toys that are made of plush material instead of hard plastic, with brushable manes and butt tattoo on one flank only
 
Brohoof :)
 
> Guillermo Moreno, Secretary of Commerce in the Kirchner government, reportedly forced McDonald's to sell the Big Mac at an artificially low price to manipulate the country's [Argentina] performance on the Big Mac index.
This is the most stupid-smart thing I've read for a very long time
 
11:36 AM
WOOO THE BIG MAC INDEX
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone lol, what a BS)
 
MOST IMPORTANT STATISTIC EVAR
 
You know, there are times I think my avatar is a little too non-obvious
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone No, I'm not a brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! :D
 
@kalina It is actually a surprisingly accurate estimate of a country's relative purchasing power
Which is a pretty important number in economics
 
11:46 AM
I don't care how many bigmacs an economy can buy
 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Traditionally measuring PPP across countries require a basket of goods. The problem being, of course, that the goods differ from country to country. By replacing the basket with a single burger standardised through the miracle of globalisation, we can get a similarly good estimate
 
@badp aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yourself :D
 
@badp TF2 rage again, dear?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone nope. Losing on Dustbowl on defense in 5v5 is great if there's only 8 minutes on the clock actually.
 
11:48 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone he's a really good target, most of the time he's running into a wall
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Serious Sam may be? :)
 
WHO IS SPYDER AND WHY WOULD ANYBODY CALL THEMSELVES THAT
 
@kalina Strangely enough the library catalogue system in my old school library is called that
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone your school is weird
 
Well actually it was called "SPYDUS"
 
11:50 AM
@kalina problems, officer? :)
 
So it's even weirder
 
@spyder yes there is a problem!
 
@kalina Also, your face is weird
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone your face is weird
 
@kalina NO U
 
11:52 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone BOLD LETTERS (no u)
 
@kalina okayface.jpg
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone LOUD VOICES
@YiJiang'sEvilClone SHOUTING!
 
@kalina OMG SHOUTING!!!1!!!
 
@kalina Royal Canterlot Voice
 
@kalina EXCLAMATION MARKS
 
11:53 AM
LOUD NOISES
 
oh and... @YiJiang'sEvilClone no u
 
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Q: Will I need to regulate or stop the output of my lava pump if I fill up my storage?

Neil TroddenI'm planning to pump lava through teleport pipes. I'll be using redstone engines to do the pumping but am concerned what will happen if there is still lava left to collect but my tank on the other end of the teleport pipe is full? Does the pump stop safely?

 
@kalina Well, I guess my name really doesn't have an 'u' in it
 
oh god you're so funny, so... funny... dies
 
11:56 AM
Achievement Get!
 
ding dong @kalina's dead
3
 
Murdering @kalina with my wit
 
I don't die, I just change form
I am female ragnaros
BY FIRE BE PURGED
 
so you're mostly naked?
and your mouth shape is all deformed?
 
naked is the best kind of thing
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my mouth is no more deformed than your face
 
11:58 AM
@OrigamiRobot You know what this calls for?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Sleep? Please can it be sleep?
 
Pinkie Pie: for when a pony without mental disabilities just won't do.
 
Seems I missed out on quite a bit of fun over lunch
 
12:05 PM
@fredley are you serious? I always use a cannon to set up my party supplies
 
@kalina I use a cannon to take them down
 
@fredley what!
never take down decorations
 
More streamers!
 
I'm bored
I should be working but I don't wanna.
 
@kalina Well if reverse gif was working then I would.
 
12:16 PM
@fredley fortunately, it knew of your devious plans and stopped them before they came to fruition
 
@kalina D:
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I don't even get it.
 
three perverts starred me saying that naked was the best kind of thing
those three perverts are probably @YiJiang'sEvilClone @fredley and @badp
 
@kalina Guilty
 
12:22 PM
and now @FEichinger just pinned it
 
 
oh oh oh, so one of your accusations was completely unfounded and untrue
 
you are @bad at lieing
 
@FEichinger ♥ you too
 
including the one where starring that is pervert at all to begin with
 
12:23 PM
@badp It was a reasonable guess, though.
 
@FEichinger I don't know, she's basically called out half the active chatter in this room
 
@kalina You are @badp at speeling
 
@FEichinger bah!
 
So, 50% chance of getting it right
 
@fredley you did it wrong, it's just @bad
 
12:24 PM
Hello Dear,

My name is Ms. Maria Gamboa, I have a proposal involving the transfer of $18 Million US Dollars to a foreign bank account for charity purpose, please contact me if you are interested and I will provide you with more details.

Kind Regards,

Ms. Maria Gamboa
I should totally reply right?
 
@OrigamiRobot Totes
 
@OrigamiRobot Well somebody's gotta think of the children
 
@OrigamiRobot Tell him that you're a robot and what is that.
 
@badp I would, but then they'd keep emailing me.
 
I assume the charity is about children.
 
12:25 PM
@OrigamiRobot You know, you could always do something responsible and report the info you gather to the authorities ...
Or you could tell them you're a robot.
 
Why not both?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I assume the $18M are children.
 
@OrigamiRobot Yeah, seriously, don't ever reply to spam. That will only confirm your email as valid and they'd continue with more spam
@badp So you're telling me... not only is people soylent green, but also money?
Woah
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone That's why you use a spam dump mail account.
 
SO MUCH GOO
2
 
12:27 PM
Where can I sell my firstborn?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone give life a value, divide $18M by that value
 
if a person's life is worth $10M, those children's probably already spent a tenth of that so their remainder value is $9M. $9M × 2 = $18M.
Easy peasy.
 
@badp The problem is that before your child finds a job, your ROI on childbearing is essentially negative
So unless you want to bring that child up to adulthood, you should sell it as quickly as possible
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone They just need help with the "transfer" to a foreign "bank"
It's "charity" so you're doing it for free.
 
12:29 PM
Hmmmm... trafficking children in place of money across national borders.
Sounds like a solid plan to me
 
(This interpretation is working disturbingly well.)
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone that picture doesn't strike me as being full of goo
something that rhymes with it perhaps
 
@kalina I think that's the level with the most number of goo
 
it's so sunny today
naked would actually be the best kind of thing
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brb bikini at work day
in fact no, there are too many guys in the office, that would be a horrible mixture of hilarious and disgusting
 
@kalina Which is of course why you must do it
 
12:38 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone oh, me doing it would be fine
I'm thinking about them doing it
 
Your male colleagues are going to turn up in bikini too?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone that's what worries me
scarred for life and all that
 
nooooo
 
OH LOOK
THERE IT IS
 
:9107733 I'm watching FLCL. I think this conversation might be more stimulating
 
I never requested that
Don't blame me, you @bad moderator you
 
Tsk tsk tsk.
besides, it brought Zardoz in sight once more
 
I don't want to be pinned next to OrigamiRob
please unpin me
 
12:44 PM
@kalina We have a roof terrace in the sun, and someone has got the deckchairs out. There goes my afternoon...
 
@fredley does this mean you are bathing in the sun or letching?
 
@fredley In bikinis
 
@kalina Bathing in the sun ಠ_ಠ
Boratinis > Bikinis
 
I think they're called mankinis
 
I'm too scared to post a relevant image
 
12:46 PM
please do, so I can flag you
 
@fredley Be brave. Man up.
 
flag finger twitches
 
Get it, man up? Haha, hahahahaha, hahahahahaha. Oh, I'm so funny.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone The phrase "Man Up" is actually intrinsically hilarious in the context of BoM
 
12:56 PM
you killed it, congratulations
you unleashed on The Bridge.
 
inb4 @Yij
YES I SAID @YIJ
 
@kalina Hello Miss Gigglewing
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone sparklecheeks
 
@kalina Wifflebottom
 
12:58 PM
He doesn't mind "@Yij", you newb. The pet peeve of his is "Yi" on its own.
 
@fredley I thought you were busy letching, go go shoo
@badp I need the third character to set off the ping
 
@kalina Sunbathing
 
@kalina weak
 
@fredley letching
you are just @bad
 
@kalina There are as many women in my office as there are in yours, and she's not even in today
 
12:59 PM
@fredley so like... 2?
 
@kalina About that
 
@fredley still doesn't prevent you from letching, you could just like men
 
@kalina True, but I don't.
 
@fredley maybe you're just saying that
 
Four episodes, and FLCL still doesn't make a bit of sense
I'm guessing it's going to continue this way
 
1:01 PM
@kalina Who knows? I could be a 14 year old girl for all you know
 
@fredley Hmmmmmm
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Is this your first FLCL?
 
@OrigamiRobot I'm not sure what that is suppose to mean
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Is this your first time?
 
1:05 PM
Yes
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Then no, it will never make sense.
Except that it kinda does once you accept facts that are never really explained all that well.
 
could have at least removed the 'Thanks in advance'
 
@fredley You do have a very feminine voice.
@kalina Bah, I don't care about that stuff. I just edit tags.
 
@OrigamiRobot A waste of your reps.
 
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Q: Is Counter-Strike/Counter-Strike: Condition Zero compatible with CS: Source?

JetlefI bought the CS and CS: Condition Zero bundle on Steam yesterday. I proposed a friend of mine to download it as well, but she refused, as she already had bought CS: Source. Now, is it possible for us to play online (non-LAN, we live quite distant from each other), without having to buy the other'...

 
1:10 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I cast all the delete votes I can. I am not wasting my reps.
 
Oh dear, is that... yes, that is Celestia crossed with Sweetie Belle stare.
 
@GrumpyLazers wat
 
@OrigamiRobot *clears throat* Yes I do!
@kalina Protip: Everything on the internet is, at least in part, lies.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone IT'll about half make sense the second time you watch them
 
@fredley Also, I like your new floating base.
 
1:13 PM
@OrigamiRobot Thank you
So do I
Although I need to find a suitable material to decorate my tardis with
There is no dark blue wood in forestry :(
 
I logged in long enough to fix my HPC.
 
@OrigamiRobot HPC?
 
@fredley confirmed for girl, initiate shipping procedures
2
 
@fredley Human Processing Center
 
@OrigamiRobot Oh. You realise a powerglove explosion destroys the portal
 
1:14 PM
@fredley Well, cut it out.
 
@BenBrocka I call dibs on @kalina x @fredley
 
@OrigamiRobot haha. You should try my HPC. If you try and access my portal room you get...processed...
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone eh?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Twist: @kalina is a 50 year old man.
 
oh right
yeah for sure
 
1:15 PM
@kalina The more you try and deny it, the more plausible my hypothesis
Best thing would be to accept it and move on
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone @fredley x @kalina is the new fbueckert x @kalina
 
@fredley I er... that's what I did -.-
 
@OrigamiRobot Sorry @fbueckert
 
Oh look, I found HTML in FLCL. It looks appropriately 2003 too.
 
1:19 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone You on episode 5?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone <b>eyebrows</b>
 
@OrigamiRobot 4
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Full Swing?
 
I always get episodes 3 and 4 mixed up as far as order.
 
Yes, Full Swing.
 
I love that they're using tables in a text only interface
 
@BenBrocka That's more of a desk
 
in a one-thing-per-line interface no less
@fredley YOU'RE MORE OF A DESK
 
@BenBrocka That table never opens, does it?
 
1:24 PM
@FEichinger if it does it for some reason includes the CSS include
 
@BenBrocka Commander Amarao's interface never was very big.
 
Also ... table in a head tag.
@BenBrocka It's inside <head> ... Why? Why would anybody do that?!
 
@FEichinger Clearly you have never seen FLCL.
 
IT MAKES NO SENSE!
 
@FEichinger Exactly
 
1:26 PM
18 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
@FEichinger Clearly you have never seen FLCL.
 
Why would anybody watch that?!
It's just so ... uuuuuugh.
 
@FEichinger Nonsensical HTML is the least of your worries in FLCL.
 
It makes me not even consider watching it, though. Which is ... good, I guess.
 
@OrigamiRobot What if I put the anime in a marquee tag
 
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Transcoding

Proposed Q&A site for professionals who are interested in transcoding of video/audio files from one format to another.

Currently in definition.

 
1:28 PM
@FEichinger Nah, you should watch it. It's awesome.
 
Just a weeeeeeee bit narrow.
 
I'm not a kid anymore, I'm an adult! I can close my own <tables> and everything!
 
<marquee><video src="flcl.avi"/></table></marquee>
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz just a bit
 
@badp /vomits
 
1:29 PM
brb, changing back to Canti
 
@FEichinger It's just some "computer" stuff that flashes by in a second. It's a really good show (and not remotely focused on looking accurate, so it's nothing like the "GUI in visual basic")
 
@BenBrocka Gotta chase those IRC ships man
 
@OrigamiRobot yissss
 
@OrigamiRobot see you later, disabled creeper
 
NEPTR didn't last long at all.
 
1:32 PM
Morning, Bridge
 
That's a disabled creeper's life for ya
You just punch him a few times in the face and that's it.
 
@badp I think you need your blueberry eyes checked.
 
@OrigamiRobot Don't hiss on me
 
The <table> cannot hold
 
@badp Hitting him with a bat would be more appropriate in this case (or a guitar)
 
1:34 PM
@BenBrocka Bass if you want to be pedantic.
 
@BenBrocka I still get the microwave non-exploding creeper so I'll just keep going with it
 
I'm getting Canti (except in your pop-out menu where it's still the whatever thing)
 
NEPTR IS NOT A CREEPER
 
@OrigamiRobot Just look at that creeper face. Just look at it.
Obvious creeper is obvious.
 
1:38 PM
@OrigamiRobot Which gravatar is the one you're currently using? FLCL or Neptr?
 
@OrigamiRobot See, it's a creeper that's bogged down by extraneous crap and thus can't explode
They even had to put him on wheels, that's just sad.
Poor creeper.
 
@Fluttershy I am your face.
 
goes change @OrigamiRob's avatar
 
@badp How dare you hurt poor Origam... oh wait, nevermind.
 
1:43 PM
Fluttersquee is best squee
 
user image
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MOD ABUSE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS CONVENIENT
5
...in retrospect the upload picture dialogue box is brilliantly placed
I didn't think about obscuring the private stuff before posting that
 
@badp You almost overabused?
 
@fredley yeah
 
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Q: Assassin's Creed 3: The Tyranny of King Washington DLCs total Length

Farhad JabiyevDo you know the approximate length of time to complete all Assassin's creed 3 SinglePlayer DLCs? As I know there are four Washinton DLC. Could someone please confirm?

 
@badp We have found the limits of @badp's modabuse
 
1:47 PM
Pro tip: If your computer isn't displaying anything, check the graphics card has power.
 
@badp @OrigamiRobot 's email is "(click to show)", gonna send him so much spam
 
TBH I think @OrigamiRobot's mentioned his name/age before.
 
His real name is clearly Rob
 
@RonanForman I have.
 
We have learnt that @OrigamiRob's surname begins with M. This is devastating information.
 
1:52 PM
@fredley What? No it doesn't.
 
@OrigamiRobot Shhhh Robert M'sworth
 
@fredley Origa MiRobot
 
@fredley OMG, @OrigamiRobot is Kevin Mitnick?!
 
@OrigamiRobert
4
 
@Powerlord My middle name is Kevin
 
1:53 PM
@OrigamiRobot Origmai Kevin Mitnick
 
Ew he's back to that horrifying gravatar
 
@BenBrocka I... shouldn't have refreshed
 
@OrigamiRobot This is my favourite gravatar.
I think everyone should use roboWipqozn as their gravatar.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Yes.
 
1:59 PM
@Wipqozn No
 
@fredley Yes.
 

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