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9:00 PM
eugh... too much salsa
 
Not enough going home time
 
@kalina This is always true.
 
Well, I get to go home early, so y'all have fun celebrating the death of Jeebus and killing chocolate bunnies.
 
@JasonBerkan That is not dead which can eternal lie.
 
@JasonBerkan I still have to work tomorrow. :(
 
9:07 PM
less than 20 minutes until (semi) home made pizza goodness.
 
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@MBraedley Awesome
 
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My cat is meowing incessantly at me and I don't know why
 
@OrigamiRobot never true
but right now... eugh
 
@AshleyNunn I'm afraid they won't be as good as last time, since I don't have enough green peppers.
 
@AshleyNunn You need to feed them every now and then. I found that out through trial and error.
 
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9:10 PM
@Coronus Oh, well then. :P
 
@AshleyNunn If you don't, it causes them to emit the meowing sounds once every 2-4 seconds until fed.
 
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@Coronus Why don't they put this stuff in the manual?
 
@AshleyNunn I think they used to. The internet killed manuals, though.
 
if(salsa > 0){
tooMuchSalsa = true;
}
 
@OrigamiRobot Oh, I found the error!
 
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9:13 PM
@OrigamiRobot This code is broken. Even I can see that
 
I'll break you face!
 
@OrigamiRobot if(qtyOfSalsa>stomachCapacity){ return true; }
2
 
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@OrigamiRobot Try it, robot.
 
I'm lying, I would never.
 
public bool tooMuchSalsa {
get { return false; }
}
 
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9:15 PM
@OrigamiRobot riiiiiight
 
Fixed it.
 
@Coronus I can confirm that this code would cause many fatal errors in my system.
 
@AshleyNunn He wouldn't. He'd let his Human Processing Plant do it.
 
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@Coronus That's not very comforting
 
@Coronus I approve of this train of thought
 
9:17 PM
@Coronus I don't even know what language that is
 
@MBraedley That's some C# shenanigans
 
17 mins ago, by kalina
eugh... too much salsa
 
@MBraedley it was a temporary lapse of inner strength
 
So yeah, I now have FTL.
 
9:19 PM
I would be happier if salsa == null
@Coronus Missiles are for weaklings.
 
@Coronus enjoy many many hours of defeat
 
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@OrigamiRobot but salsas of all varieties are so yummy
 
@OrigamiRob @kalina You guys are so comforting!
 
@Coronus ಠ_ಠ
 
@Coronus lots of experience
 
9:20 PM
@AshleyNunn We got some mango salsa I want to try.
 
user15026
@Coronus sounds awesome
 
Jan 13 at 19:52, by OrigamiRobot
I JUST BEAT FTL THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT IN MY LIFE
 
@Coronus I came close to beating it once. Just once. I still didn't stand a chance in the last battle.
 
The last battle is easy if you plan a way to take out their missiles quickly.
 
@MBraedley Ok, I think I may have to try this sooner than later.
 
9:22 PM
The other day I beat the mothership with very little health left. And then my friends informed me that there are three parts to the fight.
I rage quit right away
But then the next day I beat it. Going for the missles first is DEFINITELY the best strategy
 
That was like my first time.
 
the laser beams that do stacking damage the more compartments you hit are the best
 
@kalina But only if you can get their shields down somehow
Otherwise that thing's useless
If you ever see it in the store, buy the weapon pre-igniter immediately. Same with the scrap recovery arm
 
@DaveMcClelland Attack the shields. Send a boarding party to kill their missiles.
@DaveMcClelland Truth.
 
@OrigamiRobot A boarding party can't kill their missles - they're in a separate room!
 
9:25 PM
@DaveMcClelland You can teleport them into that room, destroy the system, and no one can repair it.
 
Jan 27 at 21:25, by MBraedley
I have to do this again? What?
 
@OrigamiRobot Oh, true. I've actually never used teleporters. That's next on my list of fun FTL-funtimes
 
Yay, I have my own cubicle again!
 
This purple paint just looks crap with everything
 
@DaveMcClelland I never use them during the game, but I buy one for the boss fight.
 
9:26 PM
That's not purple, that's gray
 
@badp It's purple and grey
 
@badp Oh, that's not pretty.
 
and makes the hat look like tentacles
 
@SaintWacko I was thinking more a pile of rotted meat.
 
That's not purple, that's "old"
 
9:27 PM
@badp wat
Oh, I guess it just dyes the plume
 
That's... basically the same
That's... womenly. Ugh.
Could you imagine @agent86 wearing that?
 
@badp Did the red circles just change?
 
@OrigamiRobot Yeah, only the strip behind the ring changes colors on that hat
 
I like how the preview isn't the same angle as the original
 
@badp It's the cheaper violet paint, not the purple.
 
9:31 PM
@Ullallulloo Well okay. Doesn't change the fact it's... not good.
I've had a brown paint and two violet paint drops in my "career"
just... wat
 
@badp ...What did it do to them?
 
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Q: When are event tiles assigned?

KatieKMost maps have 2 event tiles, identified by sparkles or dots on the tile. If a unit stands on one of these tiles, they may get more experience, weapon proficiency, or an item. At what point (map start, tile activation) is the type (and exact item) of the event tiles generated?

 
I think the paint is acidic
 
Do those biters self-destruct on contact with violet?
 
9:33 PM
Like, "fuck that shit. I'll seppuku my heels off rather than be painted violet."
 
@badp Sounds like my son.
 
neat
 
I think I'll trade it away as usual.
 
@badp Community Market prices are way higher than the gray market.
holy cow
 
@Ullallulloo There are markups
 
9:47 PM
@Ullallulloo That's amazing
 
@Ullallulloo That's a lot of polygons for one face
 
@KALINA IS BLATANTLY SOCKPUPPETING
 
what ze fsck
 
@badp Like 10%.
 
9:49 PM
now I have to rename again
 
@kalina wait what
 
@kalina OrigamiRobot2
 
@badp my name isn't unique, therefore I need to rename
 
@badp Used to be @pixel.
 
I thought you changed from pixel for other, more obvious reasons.
 
9:50 PM
@badp They sell for like 3x as much though.
 
@OrigamiRobot The real @kalina doesn't have a working shift key.
 
@StrixVaria That's what she wants you to think.
It's all a ploy!
 
@badp well yes, but that too
@StrixVaria my shift key works fine!
I am going to rename myself to EA, so that there are far more offensive flags on the bridge
 
@kalina If this didn't have an exclamation point, I'd star it.
 
@OrigamiRobot the exclamation was there for a reason!
 
9:54 PM
I am aware.
 
It's SkyNet!
 
I guess I will have to change my avatar to BMO and call myself TheRealOrigamiRobot
 
Mmmmm, I love all these stars.
 
or 'goodp'
 
@kalina radp
 
9:55 PM
@badp in an alternate reality where he never became bad
 
gladp
madp
 
sadp
 
Remember: Gray Snot
 
Gray Snote
 
xadp (the 90s rebranding)
 
9:56 PM
I hate my life, too many people try to impersonate me
 
(Thank you so so so much Fredley)
 
Don't forget @SexRobot
3
 
That was the bestest.
 
Remember when that actually pinged someone?
 
very small eye roll
 
He's unbanned one month from today.
 
Nov 14 '12 at 3:54, by SexRobot
@Mana FIX ME GODAMMIT
Nov 14 '12 at 3:52, by SexRobot
@Mana No. Do it again and do it right.
 
I love it.
Nov 13 '12 at 23:52, by badp
Do I want to reload? Is @sexrobot just a thing you're making up at the moment? HAS ANYBODY ACTUALLY CHANGED THEIR NICKNAME TO SEXROBOT?
 
Nov 14 '12 at 3:49, by SexRobot
@Mana FUCK MAN
 
Nov 14 '12 at 0:06, by GnomeSlice
How do I explain to my dad why I'm called 'SexRobot' now if he ever looks at what I'm doing.
 
10:01 PM
SRSLY HALP
somebody stole my identity
IDENTITY THEFT
 
Your identity is a bunch of letters?
 
you are a bunch of letters
 
@kalina I think they're just borrowing it.
 
@kalina Leelu Dallas multipass
 
o.o
 
10:02 PM
I'll check up with the higher ups anyway
 
Nov 14 '12 at 3:45, by SexRobot
MAKE ME NOT LEARN A LESSON
Nov 14 '12 at 3:41, by SexRobot
@Fluttershy He's in there twice. And he gives me strange feelings.
 
Nov 14 '12 at 3:29, by SexRobot
I hate this name.
 
Nov 14 '12 at 3:29, by SexRobot
I hate this name.
Aww
 
@OrigamiRobot :P
 
You beat meh
Nov 14 '12 at 3:25, by SexRobot
I BEAT IT
Nearly every one of @SexRobot's messages is gold.
 
FAE
10:10 PM
Hey @Strix, last.fm says you listen to Dresden Dolls. I've been meaning to check them out for a while. Any albums you'd recommend starting with and/or skipping?
 
user15026
I hate my library's website. Haaaaaaate
 
@AshleyNunn You hear about Goodreads?
 
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@Fluttershy What about it?
 
@AshleyNunn Amazon bought them.
 
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@Fluttershy Cant decide if I like this or not
 
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10:17 PM
I instinctively don't like it
 
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but I cannot articulate why
 
@AshleyNunn Amazon is in control of almost as much as Google now.
 
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@Fluttershy This amuses me greatly, except the claw are a little scary
 
It's alive!
 
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10:22 PM
@MBraedley So creepy
 
@kalina this isn't you, is it?
 
no
 
@murgatroid99 I'M SORRY, I WAS EATING SUPPER AND WATCHING TV!
 
@MBraedley Because case-sensitive is best sensitive.
 
10:25 PM
Just being a little (lot?) passive agressive
 
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@BenBrocka Have you seen this? "With one minute left to go, our Indiegogo campaign crossed the $825,000 mark, meaning that there will be a second fan-selected character developed! The tally ultimately settled at an auspicious $829,829 a few minutes after the campaign was over, as the final rush of contributions cleared Paypal.

There’s even better news, too. Non-disclosure agreements with the powers that be prevent me from getting too specific, but in the last week one of our character development line items has evaporated, meaning we’ve got an additional $40,000 to play with. Naturally we’
 
@badp I could totally pull that off. I'm confident in my violetuality.
 
@AshleyNunn What game is this for? (or link to the campaign?)
 
FAE
@MBraedley Skullgirls
 
@MBraedley Skullgirls, I believe.
 
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....wow, all y'all are faster than me :P
 
FAE
I think we need more people to tell him.
 
I'm helping!
 
@AshleyNunn T-T-TRIPLE NINJA'D!
 
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10:29 PM
@FAE Can we hire one of those skywriting teams to do it?
 
@agent86 They'd have to retire your Texan license first.
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn That would be awesome.
 
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@FAE I know, right?
 
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@Fluttershy I appreciate it :)
 
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I have like 20 tabs open right now (stupid essay) so I had the info, I just couldn't find it
 
10:34 PM
@badp psh, I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY
 
MikeZ celebrating in his usual manner
First thing I did in the morning was check the campaign
 
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@BenBrocka That is beautiful
 
@BenBrocka I can't make out which Final Fantasy game that is on top of the PS2 game...
NEVERMIND
It's Threads of Fate.
 
He did that when Skullgirls was featured on PSN
 
Hm... It isn't Threads of Fate, either... Dang. This is gonna bug me.
 
user15026
10:40 PM
@BenBrocka I am mostly just delighted that teh 2nd mysterious character is getting a stage and stuff too
 
Yeah
I wonder what 40k cost evaporated though
 
FAE
I've never played Skullgirls at all. Worth getting on console now or should I wait for PC?
 
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@BenBrocka Yeah, I am pretty curious.
 
@FAE If you have a PS3 I'd recommend it
 
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@FAE I am waiting for PC, but that is just because I lack anything else to play it on
 
10:41 PM
You should read the fine print more carefully
 
MS is being a bag of assholes about the major update PS3's had for months
 
FAE
@BenBrocka I have both a 360 and PS3... ah. Hm. Is there multiplayer?
 
Is the FTB server down? Can't seem to connect. cc @OrigamiRobot
 
FAE
I usually get MP stuff on 360...
 
@FAE Of course
Great netcode too
 
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10:42 PM
Hopefully someone gets it on PC to play with me :P
 
It's a fighting game after all :P
I'll be getting the PC version too though
and I heard a rumor that PC will have PS3 cross play? Not sure though
 
FAE
Hm hm.
 
@AshleyNunn No cross-platform multiplayer?
 
FAE
I'm one of those people who likes fighting games, but is not very good at them though.
 
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@badp I have no idea
 
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10:44 PM
@FAE That's me too! I like them, but I am terrible at them.
 
@badp There's never cross platform multiplayer. Though like I said, PC/PS3 cross play might be planned but I'm not sure
 
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They are like my secret love (like watching Degrassi. If anyone but me knows that show, though, I will be surprised.)
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn I was a little surprised to hear that you were planning on this one, as I thought the genre might be tricky for you.
@AshleyNunn I've seen the episodes with Kevin Smith in them.
 
@FAE I'm not that great either, I'd be happy to play though
 
btw, are fighting games strictly those featuring 1v1 (or team v team) combat with the two bars at the top and the timer limit etc. or are also games like (uh) Team Fortress Arcade in the category?
 
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10:45 PM
@FAE Oh, They are quite tricky. but I like them. I mostly just button mash.
 
(like, sidescrolling with a few enemies you can smack in the head or something)
 
SG's pretty accessable though, but balanced enough for tournament games
 
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@FAE That show is my secret addiction. Me and my sister watch it. It is so ridiculous.
 
@badp those are called Beat Em Ups
 
because the current humble bundle's got Bladeslinger and I'm getting destroyed by that game
 
FAE
10:46 PM
@AshleyNunn Hehe, me too, or I learn only a few combos.
 
@BenBrocka Okay. Do they count?
 
@badp As fighting games? Generally no
 
Okay.
 
Though sometimes they'll have fighting game modes (or fighting games will have beatemup modes)
 
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@FAE Yeah, I try to teach myself the simple ones, that I can get off as fast as possible, because I don't have the fine motor, etc for longer fancier stuff
 
FAE
10:46 PM
@AshleyNunn Haha, it seemed pretty "guilty pleasure"-y. I've only ever seen the eps that had Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes in them though.
 
SSBM is the only game I've ever played that I bothered to learn moves in
 
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@FAE It totally is. Which is why I watch it - it is my one "don't have to think too hard" show I love for when my brain is going all spidery over stuff
 
FAE
@BenBrocka Okay, cool. I play SSB, SoulCalibur and Mortal Kombat casually.
@AshleyNunn I've just... never been good at them. My gaming ADD doesn't let me focus on one game for too long, so I never really get good at one single character enough to be able to feel skilled enough.
 
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I play Dead or Alive on my friend's Dreamcast with him. I am terrible at it, but it is just too much fun. I played Soul Calibur when I had a PS3.
 
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@FAE Yeah, I can't focus and my motor skills get all discombobulated, so I am mostly like I WILL JUST MASH THINGS WITH MY GIANT HANDS
 
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10:50 PM
its not the worst plan ever.
 
Skullgirls has "magic combos" so low, mid then high is always a combo for all characters, so it's easy to pick up
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn Yeah, I've played SCII, II, and IV, and every SSB game released. I did enjoy the new Mortal Kombat as well, even got the season pass DLC, haha, even though I suck at this genre.
 
You'll mostly always be able to depend on that working in some situations, even if you can't pull off longer ad hoc combos
 
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@FAE Nice. I mostly haven't played a lot since I lost access to teh xbox and the ps3, because wii doesnt have a lot
 
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@BenBrocka yay!
 
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10:51 PM
The more I learn about this game the more excited I am for it
 
@fredley @RonanForman or @ThomasMcDonald I can't get on the FTB server. Is there something wrong?
 
FAE
@BenBrocka Ah okay, neat. Accessibility is kind of key for my enjoyment of a fighter because I'm a noob. >_>
 
It's very accessable but with all the quality for hardcore play. The tutorial is amazing
 
FAE
Luckily, I'm a graceful loser.
 
@FAE An enviable quality.
 
user15026
10:54 PM
@BenBrocka I like the sound of that
 
FAE
@badp I'd rather lose fairly than have someone let me win.
 
user15026
I mostly just get the giggles when I lose, because I am like yeah, okay, that was totally terrible.
 
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@FAE This. I have had a couple guys I dated let me win games, and I was like, no, this will not do
 
@FAE I find that if I don't feel like I have a fighting chance, I'd rather just not fight at all; my heart isn't in it. And if my heart is in it eventually I'll get pissed off and quit.
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn I find that kind of patronizing and I don't like it.
 
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10:55 PM
@FAE It makes me very frustrated, because I know I struggle at a lot of gaming, so winning gives me a really nice confidence boost of yay, I did a thing! and when I find out it wasn't on my own merit, I get testy.
 
FAE
@badp Yeah, it depends on how big the skill disparity is. If someone's wiping the floor with me constantly, I likely will feel a bit demoralized, but I try not to take that out on the person who is beating me.
@AshleyNunn Exactly. False victories feel just that to me... false. I don't like things being handed to me on a silver platter like that. If I do lose, okay, but if I win, I'd at least like to be able to feel like I earned it.
 
microsoft ¬_¬
not letting me change the email address on my gamertag for the fail
 
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@FAE Precisely. I struggle for a lot of stuff, so I like to know when I did it on my own that it is my own victory. It's like anything, I want to feel like I worked for it and got it, video game or otherwise.
 
FAE
@badp It also depends on whose "fault" it is. If it's purely the opponent outclassing me, then I lose more gracefully, but if I'm making stupid mistakes or something or messing up, then I will get pissed off, but moreso at myself.
@AshleyNunn Yeah, and having someone just "throw me a bone" or something to ease my ego just ends up doing the exact opposite.
 
I'm just stubborn. I swear, I'll beat you. Next time.
 
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10:59 PM
@FAE yep.
 
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@Coronus That's me, too. I have a stubborn streak a mile wide.
 
FAE
@Coronus Yeah, I'll keep trying, often probably longer than I should, haha.
 
@Coronus That's cool and all, just make sure you're not on my team on team games :P
 
@badp You know, it had been a LONG TIME since I last played TF2, and I left pretty quickly, didn't I?
 
if a game looks hopeless to me, I'd much rather try and get an interesting game with different rosters going and, yknow, some actual playing than a complete roll
 
11:00 PM
Erm
 
@Coronus That's why I said "team games"
 
FAE
@badp Yeah, that's definitely understandable.
 
@badp Sorry. -_-''
 
I might've been spoiled by some interesting research I've witnessed in the team game I played earlier in my life
Basically a rather smart Londoner took the database of all games with 10 players in it and ran them through a slightly tweaked version of TrueSkill
(tweaked to account for joins and leaves)
 
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For the record? A book should not have 4 pages in a row that are ONE GIANT PARAGRAPH WITH NO BREAKS
 
user15026
11:03 PM
I hate reading Joyce.
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn ...ew.
 
He noticed that TrueSkill could predict game outcomes 89% of the time
 
user15026
Joyce needs to learn that punctuation and paragraphs are a thing. A nice thing.
 
Basically, nearly all games are doomed to begin with
 
TrueSkill?
 
11:06 PM
Microsoft's.
Basically instead of using a single number to estimate your skill (like Elo) it uses two - a rating (mu) and uncertainty of the rating (sigma)
and then models everything using normal distributions
 
oh... most things don't do that?
a rating without a confidence factor would be stupid...
 
Elo doesn't.
It's kind of the standard system for 1v1 ratings
TrueSkill supports teams and ranked results
 
I didn't know Xbox really had team games
well... I mean, I knew they had games with teams, but that isn't quite the same thing
 
well, yeah. Elo can't really do 2v2, TrueSkill can.
That's what I meant
 
ahh, ok
 
11:10 PM
also ELO can't do "this came first, this came second, this came third, etc." while TrueSkill can
 
well, ELO could by awarding fractions of win/loss
but yeah, I get what you mean
 
@badp It can, but then it gets really complicated.
Basically, you have to balance against the respective values of all other contestants, with their respective place, and so on.
 
This city is going to make me fat(ter).
 
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Q: How can you earn money other than punching people into the ground?

badpWinning a fight in the first two chapters of Bladeslinger nets you around ~120$. A health potion is ~$370. You don't have a whole lot to spare to begin with. As you might've guessed, this eventually got me in this ugly situation. Are there other ways than punching people in the ground to colle...

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Q: Civilization V: Other human player can't find hosted game

UlysseI'm trying to load a saved multiplayer game with my friend. We started yesterday and I, as the host, turned autosave so it'll save the game every turn. I went on Multiplayer > Local Network > Host Game > Load Game and loaded the most recent autosave. My friend then on local network but could no...

 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh?
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz drools
 
And about the same distance in the opposite direction is this beauty.
@AshleyNunn I just had a combo plate of a quarter chicken, a sausage, and some pulled pork. Oh my fucking god.
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Wannnnnnt.
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Seems like you have found the awesome food.
 
@AshleyNunn It is one of the few things for which Memphis is good.
(The other is awesome awesome rock and roll and soul music and blues history stuff.)
 
11:32 PM
ALL DEM FOODSTUFFZ!
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz That is also kinda neat, although I don't know a lot about it. Food, now that I know.
 
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My brain hurts from staring at this essay for hours. Perhaps I should see about dinner. Not that I have a lot to cook :(
 
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Alphaghetti and toast it is :)
 
Arg! I can't stay connected to the FTB server
@OrigamiRobot you still around?
 
Is it possible to activate product keys through the Steam website or do I need the client?
 
@Coronus Client-only, as far as I know.
 
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Q: What can you do with resources?

UllallullooIn Trivia Adventure, fishing gives me fish, which count as resources. Do these do anything special or are they just good for selling?

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Q: Do pets do anything?

UllallullooI just got a black pet rock in Trivia Adventure. He doesn't seem to do anything though. Can pets do something or are they just cosmetic?

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Q: How do I stretch a lower screen resolution in Dead Space 3?

jamessonNormally when I set a resolution below my actual screen resolution in a game, it stretches to fill the entire screen area, especially if the new resolution is also widescreen. However, DS3 scales the view to a smaller portion of the screen no matter what I do. Has anybody had this experience? If ...

 

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