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2:00 PM
@fredley you're still far away
 
@ManishEarth Right, you are being added to the poster
 
@fredley But where?
 
@fredley poster?
 
There's no room.
 
@OrigamiRobot On @badp somewhere. Maybe his chest.
 
2:00 PM
@OrigamiRobot Can turrets turn people into Biofuel?
err, biomass rather
 
I just realized that I can fudge my way to the millionth message by moving messages around
mod powaz ftw!
 
@Sconibulus This is separate from my Human Processing Center.
 
but why?
a deathtrap that doesn't feed into the Human Processing Center seems like a waste...
 
I'm a robot, I do what I want.
 
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2:02 PM
@ManishEarth You could do that, but you can't, for doing that would make you WORST MOD and that would be me.
 
@badp grr
 
@OrigamiRobot Is an MFFS Defence Station that kills them and takes their stuff too easy?
 
@fredley Yay, I'm included!
 
@SaintWacko You have been for a while
 
@gnovice Not grand anough.
 
2:03 PM
@ManishEarth You have apparently been promoted to LAZERS though
 
@gnovice Requires a visit from the alot of resources
 
That's quite the honour around here.
 
@fredley Well, I haven't seen it for a while, I guess
 
@badp LAZERS? That's the bot, innit? Don't tell me that they made me into a bot -_-
 
@ManishEarth Nothing wrong with being a robot.
 
2:05 PM
@badp How about mining lasers in deployers? pew pew pew...
 
@ManishEarth Light Amplification process based on Zeta Epsilon Radiations from Space
 
@badp Yep, but what does it mean when I'm promoted to LAZERS? :S
 
FAE
We were just driveby @BenBrocka'd.
4
 
@ManishEarth Basically you're a very small bash script that blows shit up spectacularly.
 
@badp the inner physicist in me is twitching with that acronym btw :P
@badp ah
 
2:06 PM
@ManishEarth Think of it as LASER Array Zeta-Epsilon Reduced into Singularity
 
@badp twitches more
 
LAZERS >>> LASERS
@ManishEarth The Zeta-Epsilon Reductification process is fundamental in the processing of Unobtanium from Dihydrogen Poliairate
 
@badp ah
inner chemist twitches as well
 
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Q: How late in the game can I complete From Ashes without missing any of Javik's dialogue?

TeryxAfter finishing the From Ashes mission, there's a brief pause before Javik becomes available as a squad mate or has anything to say. How long can I push From Ashes before I've missed opportunities to improve my Shepard's friendship with Javik? I'd like to bring Kaidan to Eden Prime, but as Kaida...

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Q: Requrements for growin liana in Terraria

TheBWI have noticed that liana spawn from dirt blocks in natural caves and even player made caves given it has a light source. I have tried to create "curtain" of those above ground level, but they do not seam to grow. What are the requirements for liana to start growing and what affects the speed o...

 
@badp wat
 
2:11 PM
@SaintWacko Uh? H2Air4½
 
@ManishEarth Twitch MOAR! Leveraged Antimatter Zed Electromagnetic Retaining System?
 
@Sconibulus What? No. LAZERS don't retain stuff. They heat it up until it ceases willingness to exist.
 
I was thinking the retained antimatter would be used as a weapon to literally annihilate other stuff
making it better than LASERS
 
*ahem* - LAZ ORS
Leveraged Anti-Zeton Orbital Retention System
 
Limited-Application Zettawatt Organic Rupturing System
 
2:21 PM
It's pretty simple meta-chemistry, really.
 
@badp What are LANERS?
 
They're the LAZERS orientation devices.
 
I see
 
@OrigamiRobot LANεRS
 
They specify whether the LAZERS should hold the right or the left, based on whether they are fired in the UK or anywhere else in the world.
 
2:23 PM
@badp I see no Uk in your calculations
 
Love-Algebraizing Zero Overhead Rapturous Syndication.
 
This edit should be rejected.
And I can't edit tags until it has been.
 
@fredley This is the easier rest-of-the-world case. The UK case requires multiple interactions from LANERS and the additional complexity make it so that the reaction cannot be expressed without four-dimensional diagrams.
This is why the UK is exceptionally short on Unobtanium.
@Fluttershy go
 
@MartinSojka LAZORS Acronym Zone Of Recursive Symmetry
 
@badp Thanks.
 
2:26 PM
@Fluttershy Click on the improve button, uncheck the "the suggested edit was helpful" box
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I forgot that was an option!
 
When you submit your edit the suggested edit will be rejected
 
Now the millionth message is going to be an acronym for LAZERS
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone what reason will be used then?
 
So tomorrow I get to paint a T-shirt
 
2:27 PM
@SaintWacko A million times better than "1,000,000"
 
@badp Not sure, hmmmm.
 
@Fluttershy Bad! At least take out the "I can't add tags yet, so someone please do" stuff!
 
@badp 1,000,000 would be very meta, though
 
@fbueckert Didn't even see it. I was more concerned with getting an actual tag on it, so I'd hardly consider my edit bad.
 
@SaintWacko So meta, it's basically mainstream
wraps around his scarf
 
2:28 PM
@Fluttershy Yeah, I suck at changing the title sometimes, myself. Teasing you, is all.
 
One you know you get 1,000,000, edit to say so.
 
@Fluttershy @fbueckert 5 minutes, pfft
 
1000000
 
@tombull89 then move it of the room until this happens:
41 mins ago, by Blem
message 1mil will be something like "→ 1 messages moved to The Android Hell: This Is The Part Where All The Robots Scream At You."
 
Huh? O_o
 
2:29 PM
@fredley must resist urge to rename @lazers
 
@BenBrocka Give in and the hands respawn
Ignore what @badp says, always
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Hmm, not bad. This bottle of "deep pink" is actually pretty close to Twilight's cutie mark. I had to eyeball the color in the arts and crafts shop
 
Arses. Editing time limit expired :(
 
@fredley :(
 
@badp ):
 
2:33 PM
@fredley hey now! That's a rchern trademark
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Should have looked for the bottle marked "twilight's butt tattoo", that's the real stuff
3
 
@BenBrocka I still don't know what they were thinking
«Oh yeah, let's have those "cutie marks" so we can then sell tatoos to guillible daughters. They'll be so glowing when they show off their cutie mark on their... their... their...»
 
Mar 1 at 15:00, by fredley
@Fluttershy I could put you on @mana's ass with ease.
 
Mar 1 at 16:25, by Mana
@fredley I know that I'm normally pretty chill about stuff, but this is actually making me kind of uncomfortable. What the heck are you talking about here?
 
2:38 PM
Wee, out of context messages!
3
 
@fbueckert That's what stars are for!
 
Mar 1 at 15:05, by fredley
@Wipqozn I've zoomed all the way in on @mana's ass. This is happening.
 
Feb 21 at 21:35, by OrigamiRobot
Apr 17 '12 at 13:11, by OrigamiRobot
@RonanForman Oh are we playing the quote game? I love this game!
 
Sep 21 '11 at 14:22, by Marco Ceppi
@Mana NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
 
2:41 PM
0
Q: How can I get rid of the Flame and Frost living story entry under my list of things to do?

Vael VictusIs there a way to ignore the living story? I can collapse it, and it does look cool, but it's just a little extra clutter on my top-right that isn't relevant to me.

 
9 mins ago, by badp
@fredley :(
 
1,000,000th message is out of context quote
 
Should I use a stencil for this?
 
@fredley 1,000,000th message is going to get so many stars
Knowing this place, it'll probably be a pony
 
I don't suppose anyone here actually has any experience with T-shirt painting
 
2:45 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I've designed t-shirts, but not painted them
 
@SaintWacko What if it was a star itself?
 
The instructions say after painting, use a hot iron press to set the paint. Which I suppose means that if I screw up I could always wash the paint away and try again
 
@fredley That would be amazing
 
@M'vy I'll take care of the room
 
2:52 PM
How the hell do you download stuff using cmd?
 
Oh, nevermind. badp already did it.
 
> Stack Exchange is currently offline, we'll be back shortly!
 
What did I tell you guys about eating the hamsters!?
 
Just a short thing.
 
2:54 PM
Where's there usual 'we're offline' error page?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone you don't
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Preparing for the 1mth message
 
@murgatroid99 Please don't say cygwin
 
FAE
@Fluttershy I don't necessarily agree that that should have been rejected in this case, as it was allowing the game title to be in the question title organically, which won't happen now because the full name of the game is too long.
 
3:01 PM
Aha! Installing wget then adding the path to its binary to the system environment variables did the trick
 
@fredley How do I make a key for my doors?
 
@OrigamiRobot Thaumcraft? It's one the forth (?) page of the warded blocks entry.
 
@OrigamiRobot Craft the key, then right click it on the door you wish it to open
Troll Pro Mode: Create a door where you think someone else might make one, and craft a key. Destroy the door, and if they do place a door there in future, your key will open it.
 
3:17 PM
Hey could you guys post messages slower please? We're approaching 1m too quickly.
 
@StrixVaria What?
What number are we even up to?
 
I mean 300 messages in 2 hours. That's like breakneck pace.
 
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Q: Do missed vigors become available at vendors later? If so, approximately when?

atreusmonkSo I missed the first opportunity to pick up the Murder of Crows vigor - apparently it must have "landed" further away from the body than usual. I've heard people say the vigors (at least the ones you miss as drops) become available for purchase later, but I haven't seen this one pop up yet. Does...

 
@StrixVaria The Bridge LAZORTRON 9001 moves very quickly
 
@fredley I can't find the recipe is the problem. I'll have to look it up in game.
 
3:19 PM
@OrigamiRobot Yeah, it's just a few iron nuggets I think
 
@FAE IS that a thing now?
 
FAE
@BenBrocka You popped into the Blog room then immediately out again; I found it amusing.
 
@BenBrocka It's in the star list. It must be true.
5
 
user15026
Good morning, Bridge!
 
@AshleyNunn G'morning!
 
3:23 PM
@AshleyNunn 1,000,000 posts is fast approaching
Just like SE badges, we don't know exactly when it will happen
 
@fredley The Bridge will crash due to a stack overflow.
 
@fbueckert LAZOR OVERFLOW
 
user15026
@fredley how magical.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone FTP
 
Post spammily to ensure your place in Bridge history
 
3:27 PM
@fredley What are we up to?
 
I really hope the millionth message is an inquiry about the number of messages so far.
 
@OrigamiRobot You are making an impenetrable robot base
 
@StrixVaria HE HAD ANOTHER BOX!
2
 
@AshleyNunn Morning!
@OrigamiRobot OMG NOWAI
 
3:29 PM
@fredley Is there any other way to make a robot base?
 
@OrigamiRobot I am making a base built out of robots
 
user15026
@strixvaria the fact that there were two boxes amuses me more than it should, I think.
 
@fredley Is it penetrable?
 
@BenBrocka yes :(
 
Mar 19 at 14:43, by StrixVaria
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Mar 19 at 14:45, by OrigamiRobot
@StrixVaria HE HAD ANOTHER BUCKET!
 
3:45 PM
Good news! I can still get into orbit in KSP.
 
@RonanForman o/
 
What should I do while I'm up here?
 
@RonanForman DOCK
 
To what?
 
@RonanForman Somewthing already in orbit
 
3:47 PM
@RonanForman THE SKY
 
I've lost my spaceship.
 
@RonanForman Build another one
 
I'm on EVA.
 
user15026
@BenBrocka The more I read/watch about Skullgirls the more I wish I had the money to back it, especially to get the PC code for it when it releases there. It looks amazing. Also, they are SO close to Mane6 getting the engine.
 
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Q: Do shears work on leaves in Creative mode?

RavenMI'm in Minecraft and I try to use Shears on a Jungle Trees leaves, while I'm in Creative Mode and it isn't working. Is this planned not to be in the game? Why isn't it working?

 
@AshleyNunn 20k to go, almost certain they're going to make that goal. Wish they could have made it to the 2nd mysterious character though
 
This cover looks amazing
 
user15026
@BenBrocka That would have been awesome. I really want to pick the game up at some point - I have a soft spot for fighting games, and Skullgirls looks SO awesome.
 
4:23 PM
Is the SKullgirls thing on Kickstarter?
 
FAE
Hey, could a blue unfreeze Summoner's Rift?
Pretty please? <_<
 
>_>
 
0
Q: Civilization V Gold

ChuckI loaded Civilization V onto my window 8 PC last December and everything worked fine. I purchased Civilization V GOLD from best buy. I used the uninstall option from the original disk and loaded GOLD. None of the new GOLD civilizations were available and my previous save games showed up and ...

 
FAE
Pssst @badp? Or @GraceNote?
 
Yes'm?
Oh, just a sec.
 
FAE
4:31 PM
Thanks muchly.
 
@Fluttershy Indiegogo, not Kickstarter I believe
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Ah. Thanks!
 
user15026
@Fluttershy Indiegogo, specifically here
 
user15026
....well aren't we all helpful
 
4:39 PM
So. MLP comic #5. The issue is a little heavy on exposition, which I suppose is expected being the first issue in the arc. The story seems to alter the canon established by S1E01 and 02 slightly. It's not straight out contradiction, but it does seem to be retconning in additional stuff
The art is fine, except it seems the artist has completely forgotten about Applejack's hat, for some reason
 
hatcon'd
 
And, oh yes, they ponified Mabel from Gravity Falls and actually gave her a (very minor) role in the issue. Which is awesome.
 
user15026
@spugsley My prints arrived and they are the most fantastic things ever and I am the happiest.
 
For a while now Google Now has been crashing whenever I try to start it. Is anyone else seeing this?
 
4:54 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Trying going into Manage Apps and clearing its data
Mine is working fine
I think it's called something like Google Search in the apps
 
We make it to 1m yet?
 
@OrigamiRobot That was it
 
@SaintWacko What was what?
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I've been neglecting my Google Now. Lately it's been "Google, Later!"
 
@SaintWacko Just tried that. It made me go through the first time setup again, after which it promptly crashed
@Coronus It's not very useful for me, but the problem is Google Search is Google Now, and I can't do searches because Google Now keeps crashing
I can still do searches in the browser, of course, but the native app does do a few thing better
 
user15026
There's no way to uninstall and reinstall is there?
 
5:04 PM
I don't think so, no
 
@AshleyNunn Which ones did you get?
 
There is a button to uninstall updates. I could try that
 
Hey guys. I am bored and want to play some online game with a friend. I am looking for an online game which is both fun and does not require signup. I also don't want it to require much thinking like chess. Any advice?
 
user15026
I think it is listed as Google Search in the play store, and you can uninstall it from there
 
user15026
@origamirobot one of an abandoned little cabin thing, one of a bridge, and the one with her and all the clocks.
 
5:06 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Can you revert to an older version and see if that fixes it
 
Ok, here's another pre-order question to fight over:
 
Yeah, doing that now.
 
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Q: Vanilla 1.5.1 server RandomAccessFile.write errors

uncoveryI am running a 100% vanilla 1.5.1 server. I get - as soon as someone joins - tons of these here: java.io.IOException: Input/output error at java.io.RandomAccessFile.write(Native Method) at java.io.RandomAccessFile.writeInt(Unknown Source) at acg.a(SourceFile:307) at acg.a(SourceF...

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Q: what is "Battlefield 4 Premium Expansion Pack"?

vartecBattlefield 4 pre-orders are supposed to get you Digital Deluxe version, which as one of the bonuses lists "Battlefield 4 Premium Expansion Pack". But what is it exactly? Is it anything like Premium in BF3?

 
The game (and some details) have been announced, but I don't think what he's asking has even been detailed yet.
@Lazers For this question.
 
@fbueckert And once it has, it's not exactly going to be something difficult to find
 
5:09 PM
> MCV reports that all pre-order customers will receive a Premium Expansion Pack, the contents of which are not yet disclosed.
Date on this was today.
So, yeah. That's really unreleased information.
 
The world's going to think I'm insane
 
But it's about pre-order stuff; which falls into a wonky area.
 
I keep looking at my watch and chuckling
 
There we go, Google Now can now be started without crashing
 
Which is why I'm asking for opinions.
 
5:10 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Older version did it?
 
@fbueckert Imma VTC anyway because I'm feeling grumpy.
 
I'm still baffled by the artist's decision to draw Applejack without her hat. She certainly doesn't seem to have an anti-hat agenda
 
I am bored and want to play some online game with a friend. I am looking for an online game which is both fun and does not require signup. I also don't want it to require much thinking like chess. Any advice?
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Who would ever be anti-hat? Hats are awesome!
 
@SaintWacko Yeah. The uninstall updates button basically does a factory reset for that specific app
 
5:12 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Hm, interesting
What kind of phone do you have?
And what happens if you update it to the most recent version again?
 
Tablet. Unofficial CM10 build.
 
Perhaps something just got corrupted in the update
If updating makes it start crashing again, that'd be something to report in the CM10 thread
 
@SaintWacko I think it'll just start crashing again. Google Now has this 'update me' nag card
 
@Meysam Uncharted Waters Online!
 
@Meysam fun and doesn't require thinking? Aren't those competing criteria?
 
5:15 PM
@Sconibulus I cant think much. I am sort of retard.
 
@Sconibulus There are a lot of games which can be categorised as 'mindless fun'. Any ARPG comes to mind
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone o.0 Are you classifying Diablo 2 as mindless fun?
I mean, yeah, it doesn't require as much thought as a strategy game, but I wouldn't call it mindless
 
For most ARPGs there's a lot of strategising when devising builds, skill combination and equipment choice, but the actual combat is pretty mindless
 
@Lazers He deleted it, and left a snarky comment on it.
 
@Meysam Lovely.
 
5:21 PM
> Oh, excuse me, I thought this was the place to ask question about games. Apparently I was wrong...
 
I never actually liked Diablo much
I know I'll probably be tried for heresy for admitting it...
 
@OrigamiRobot It irks me slightly that a guy with 2K rep decides to act passive aggressive like that.
He should really know better.
 
@fbueckert If I recall correctly, this isn't the first time his made a comment like that.
 
@Fluttershy Wouldn't surprise me.
The whole question smacks of camping. The pre-order bonus was just announced today.
 
Should we even bother with the tag wiki at this point?
 
5:24 PM
@Fluttershy It'll have to get updated when it gets released, at the very least.
 
@Fluttershy OH NOES A TYPO I BETTER CALL YOU OUT ON IT NOW THAT IT'S TOO LATE TO EDIT :PPPPPPPPPPPPP
 
@OrigamiRobot I'D
 
@fredley BTW, I owe you a stack of gunpowder.
 
@OrigamiRobot :O
Has 1,000,000 happened yet?
 
yeah, you just missed it
 
5:31 PM
32 mins ago, by SaintWacko
@OrigamiRobot That was it
 
999655, according to the room info.
 
@OrigamiRobot Lame
@fbueckert Oh
LIES EVERYWHERE
 
Jan 31 at 18:03, by OrigamiRobot
But before you start, I should also inform you that I am a compulsive liar.
 
For some reason, this does not surprise me. Also, the link is pony related.
 
@fredley Yeah, I wasn't serious :P
@Fluttershy You? Posting a pony related link? No...
 
5:41 PM
I'm going to miss it I think
 
@SaintWacko Hey, I don't post them nearly as often as other people in here!
 
999666!
 
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Q: Can bouncing bullets hit another tank?

Xavier Samuel HuppéIn World of Tanks, bullets can be deflected by armor thickness. I'm wondering if it is possible for a bullet to bounce on a tank with suck an angle that it can go hit an other (or any destructible structure)? Or maybe after a bounce the bullet just disappear in the air? And if it can, it is pos...

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Q: Why are concrete questions about pre-orders off-topic?

vartecI've asked question about Digital Deluxe edition of Battlefield 4, which already is being sold as pre-release. It's a concrete question and expecting concrete, referenced answer. Yet is was closed as off-topic on "not speculating on future release" rule. I've actually found the discussion of th...

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Q: Can the counter be expanded so plays above 999 are counted?

ExpertestherThe counter stops at 999. Does anyone know how to get the counter to count above 999?

 
@Fluttershy Oh dear Celestia not another one of those "personality" tests
 
5:43 PM
I hope the millionth message is @kalina complaining about being sleepy.
 
I am sleepy
 
I know you are.
 
@Lazers Didn't he delete it before it could even be closed?
 
I am too :(
 
at least today it's still light when I woke up
I am going to make it past the main menu of bioshock infinite today
I promise
 
5:46 PM
Inb4 @OrigamiRob!
 
@fbueckert ಠ_ಠ
 
well, in a few hours
 
Nooooooooooooo
 
@kalina Hi!
 
@fredley salut
 
5:47 PM
@kalina I couldn't get it working till an hour before I had to go to bed so you'll still be ahead of me. I know that's all you really care about.
 
I don't care about that at all
 
Suure
 
plots devious plan to ensure the 1 millionth message in chat gets deleted
 
I hope the 1m get is @OrigamiRob with his script.
 
@Fluttershy ಠ_ಠ
 
5:48 PM
or flagged
that would suit the bridge well
 
@kalina It'd be nice if controversy wasn't what we're famous for.
 
@fbueckert can't help you there
 
Where are you guys seeing the GET number? Or is it assumed from the post count on some page I am not privy to?
 
it's about to tick over to 999700
I reckon I have time to go and get a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes
 
5:51 PM
tock
 
squee It works!
 
pong
 
ping
 
I swear every 20 minutes a new Skullgirls Mane6 reminder post would show up on r/mylittlepony new queue. This is getting ridiculous
 
lippy toppy too tah
 
5:52 PM
@kalina Wanna hear a joke about time travel?
 
@OrigamiRobot you? telling jokes? This I've gotta see
 
@ShotgunNinja I know what you're referring to!
 
@OrigamiRobot Whoa, really?
 

Time Travel Joke

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Bookmarked 12 secs ago by OrigamiRobot

@ShotgunNinja I HATE PEARS!
 
@OrigamiRobot YAWN
 
5:54 PM
@OrigamiRobot BAHAHAHA
 
in other news... 999711
 
11 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
I hope the millionth message is @kalina complaining about being sleepy.
 
@OrigamiRobot well, you know what, I might surprise you and say something completely out of character and unusual even for me
 
@kalina Like, for example, you're not sleepy?
 
gasp Like "I hope you have a lovely day."
 
5:56 PM
nothing like that, I said out of character, not batshit crazy
2
 
My wrong.
 
Time to
arbitrarily
boost
the post count.
 
that's a good way to get set on fire
 
Not that I'm spamming or anything.
I was pausing for effect.
The effect being incrementing the post count.
 

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