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6:00 PM
@badp Kitkat?
 
@3ventic Android 4.4
 
@badp Oh, I don't think anyone will mind seeing 3ventic instead of my phone number when I don't call them
 
@badp you should condense this and the line below it into a single message and pin it for a few days
 
I dunno about pin, but feel free to star
 
This Cop Dog review is awesome
 
6:02 PM
Hello
 
@Sterno He's not just a dog... and he's not just a cop. He's... Cop Dog.
 
@Yuki He's not a cop or a dog. He's a ghost.
 
@Sterno Ghost Cop Dog
 
woooooooo-f
 
6:03 PM
@Sterno That's a Sixth Sense-level twist right here.
He was a ghost all along... and his name was Bruce Willis.
 
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We can't all be above average
 
This game is frickin hard...
 
@badp Heh. Nice one @KAL
 
@badp We can't all be below average either. Celebrate your uniqueness, @GnomeSlice!
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6:09 PM
@badp In Lake Woebegon, all the children are above average.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Does the average include a sufficient amount of amoebas?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz In Night Vale, all the children are— hideous screaming
 
Lake Wobegon is a fictional town in the U.S. state of Minnesota, said to have been the boyhood home of Garrison Keillor, who reports the News from Lake Wobegon on the radio show A Prairie Home Companion. Name On the show Keillor says the town's name comes from a fictional old Indian word meaning "the place where we waited all day in the rain [for you]." Keillor explains, "Wobegon" sounded Indian to me and Minnesota is full of Indian names. They mask the ethnic heritage of the town, which I wanted to do, since it was half Norwegian, half German." The English word "[http://en.wiktionary.o...
 
@Yuki I think you meant 'most american'
 
6:16 PM
@GnomeSlice Hey now, don't be racist against americans
 
> I’m not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don’t even think about it.
Classy.
 
Time for Communism!
 
...
 
@Powerlord Welcome to DeBlasio's New York!
 
@GnomeSlice Good for them.
@GnomeSlice Eeeeeh.
Seems kind of meh.
 
6:31 PM
@RedRiderX Subject 9 and FootLOL are the only two I'm really interested in.
And the bonus album.
But I'm not gonna buy it.
I want to see this go on sale or something
 
I wonder how I get my Steam key for Desktop Dungeons. I bought that game like 2 years ago
 
Aaaand I'm home.
@Unionhawk You did.
 
@FEichinger aaaaaannnnd I'm not. :(
 
@Powerlord Awwwww :(
I also have pizza! :P
 
@FEichinger I thought I did, but I wasn't certain :P
I was tempted to just pull a @FEi to ensure the ping
 
6:39 PM
@Powerlord poor you
 
It's always classy when a game sells a special edition on Steam but doesn't tell you what's special about it.
 
@kalina I'm fairly certain I actually checked that some time ago. The numbers should still be in the transcript somewhere.
@Unionhawk Yep, Germans.
 
@RonanForman 8K LEFT ON PUPPYCAT. TODAY MIGHT BE THE DAY
 
@Sterno It's not different, it's special
 
BLESS YOU
 
6:42 PM
wtf did I miss looking away for 2 seconds?
 
@Unionhawk her cat stepped on the keyboard
 
@kalina I tried that one, it's horrible.
 
Ah I see.
 
@kalina your password?
 
@MadScientist "sssh"
 
6:46 PM
Can mods super-mega-turbo burn things?
 
I can purge the history if you want
 
You should probably do that.
 
@MadScientist I don't think it'll matter because it still shows the last revision before deletion. :/
...For some reason
 
@TimStone That would make this feature entirely useless
 
That is rather stupid, yeh.
 
6:48 PM
Yes
 
@TimStone That was a long shower.
 
I already complained about it
 
@TimStone Complain harder.
 
@MadScientist yeah, Windows 8 did that thing where it turned off my monitors ready to lock up, but hadn't actually locked up yet
 
6:48 PM
You're right, I tried it but it still shows the last version
 
You probably fell asleep.
 
@OrigamiRobot In the shower? That's quite a hazard.
 
I do that sometimes
 
When in doubt, just change the password
 
You do it in the shower? That could result in injury.
3
 
6:50 PM
@Sterno I am obviously in the process of doing that
 
I like to live dangerously
 
If I had know that this "purge history" button was totally useless I'd have avoided drawing attention to this
 
@kalina I suggest 123password
It's solid.
 
I suggest hunter2
 
It's only the password I use for the accounts I don't care about too much
 
6:51 PM
@MadScientist I purged it now anyway
 
nothing important uses that password
 
USING MAGIC
 
I use LastPass. It's pretty awesome. Until they're hacked.
 
That reminds me ... I really should change my Steam password ...
 
I got really tired of coming up with a new "password I don't care about" password every time another gaming site got hacked
 
6:52 PM
Because that's actually still using the same password my Adobe account used ... And the same email address ...
 
@Sterno Yeah that wasn't great...
 
Damn, I missed my opportunity to steal @kalina's identity
 
DontHackM3Br0
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz you'd have been too slow anyway
 
@Sterno I'm using a different password for every service I actively use, nowadays. All of them hidden with an encryption I wrote.
 
6:54 PM
I am an expert at rapidly changing my password
 
Don't Taze Me Bro was 6 years ago. :(
so old
 
@OrigamiRobot What do you mean you suggest *******? That's an awful password.
 
In other news, there's something terribly amusing about seeing one of your professors run as he's trying to catch the next train after awkwardly sitting opposite him for about an hour in another train.
 
Every Devo song sounds like Whip It to me
 
6:58 PM
@kalina Does it happen that often? :P
 
I had imagined a live event organized by CCP to work differently. But the first thing they said to around 1000 people was to move into a different system 20 jumps away. That is taking ages with 90% TiDi
 
@FEichinger It's not the first time I have entered my password into chat, I normally don't hit enter though
 
Heh.
 
I wish Windows 8 would lock and then turn off the screens
rather than the other way around
 
There's probably a setting hidden behind three or four dialogs for that.
 
7:03 PM
@kalina I'm pretty sure mine doesn't turn off the screen when I lock it
 
0
Q: 0 magicka usage

PenguinAgenI have enchanted my armor in a way so that I use no magicka on destruction spells. I would like to know whether there is any way (with out hacks, cheats or exploits of bugs/glitches) to get that effect permanently in all schools of magic

 
7:23 PM
I forget, do robots in TF2's MvM mode make constant sound?
like an engine or something... or is that just the giant bots?
 
0
Q: How do unlock other quest areas?

ShannonoI've adventured in the desert, the cave, the forest, the castle, the lighthouse & the sea. But judging by a lot of questions I don't begin to even understand, there must be other areas. How do I get there?

 
@Powerlord I was gonna say "Yes", but now I'm not sure myself.
 
@Powerlord They make running sounds.
 
@Ullallulloo I know they make footsteps, but I was thinking they made other sounds, too.
 
@Powerlord Maybe. I don't know.
 
7:26 PM
I'm trying to fix up the TF2 "Be the robot" type plugin thing, mainly for actual bots.
I also need to test how melee attacks work versus bots.
(since all the melee sounds change)
 
They do make sounds on occasion, I think, but only the tanks make sounds constantly I think.
I need to log on to TF2 and do some of that Halloween event stuff.
 
@Unionhawk Oh yeah, I remember reading about that.
That was messed up.
 
@Unionhawk And the "least disturbing news like that" award goes toooo ... That article!
It's still disturbing, but the Wiimote rape one is still ... kinda worse. In terms of disturbing potential.
 
I don't even want to know.
No, really.
 
7:36 PM
Please don't link.
 
Not gonna.
 
I go now to Blizzcon! Stay thirsty, my friends!
 
@RavenDreamer Have fun!
 
@RavenDreamer ...seriously?
 
7:39 PM
@RavenDreamer say hi to my old guild.
(Don't bother actually doing this, like 2 people who will be at Blizzcon know me.)
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz One of those two being @RavenDreamer.
 
@RavenDreamer What a jerk!
Didn't even invite me.
 
@Yuki no, I meant 2 people from my old guild.
I'm pretty sure there's like... 30 people at Blizzcon who I know.
Actually, probably more than that who are at least aware of my existence.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I require the name of the Important website with the guy in the suit and the slice of pizza and the app.
 
7:44 PM
Who needs shirt and pants when you have pizza?
 
Who needs shirt and pants?
Leave it at that.
 
the one with this dude
without my art
 
(it's youtube, and it's c&h, so yesh)
 
7:47 PM
@badp It's literally a map of pizza places...?
 
@badp I'd be slightly more impressed if it was actually a compass, with a pizza slice pointing you in the direction of the nearest place. Seems to just be a map.
 
I just like the video
 
@TrentHawkins Awww, I thought that's what it was. :(
 
For me, nearest pizza is dominos.com. So it would point to my laptop all the time. Logically.
 
@Unionhawk That's not pizza.
 
7:56 PM
@TrentHawkins No, that is in fact, literally what it is.
(The map view is an additional feature, so you can choose a specific pizza place to have it point at.)
 
@JasonBerkan It is best pizza
 
I have it on my phone.
(Of course I do.)
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Really? ok, I am impressed then.
 
@SaintWacko Don't make me wash your mouth out with soap.
 
@SaintWacko You've lived a sheltered (pizza) life, then.
 
7:57 PM
@JasonBerkan Sorry, best fast pizza place
Andolini's makes far superiour pizza
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz It's just that the pictures at the bottom depict a map, and a pizza slice indicating a place with a star rating. doesn't really give the sence that it points at the place.
 
@TrentHawkins but it does.
Also, the slice starts steaming when you get close.
 
^ Best fast pizza
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz This is the best.
 
7:59 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz aah, yes... I see this aster i click on one of the pictures.
 
@OrigamiRobot A thing you make in the Microwave is not the best anything.
 
@OrigamiRobot Agreed!
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't make it in the microwave.
 
@OrigamiRobot Then it isn't all that fast anyway.
 
@Fluttershy I fold it up and eat it like a taco.
@LessPop_MoreFizz Faster than delivery.
 
8:01 PM
@OrigamiRobot Roll it up and eat it like a burrito!
 
@OrigamiRobot I eat it in a circle. >_>
 
folding pizza is appropriate, but not an entire pie!
What manner of heathen are you that you can't even expend the effort required to slice.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Eating it like a burrito appeals to my childish enjoyment.
 
If I am eating an exceptionally big slice, I roll it up around the crust.
@LessPop_MoreFizz Why should I slice it when I'm going to eat the whole thing?
Do you slice your sandwiches in half?
 
8:05 PM
@OrigamiRobot 5k.
 
@OrigamiRobot That middle cut is monstrous.
@OrigamiRobot Yes, because it is easier to pick up half a sandwich.
Sliced pizza is easier to consume, what with having natural handholds and such.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz And it's easier to hold a pizza like a taco.
 
grabs popcorn
 
grabs pizza
 
grabs liquor
 
8:07 PM
I don't cut up my steak either (when I'm eating at home)
 
Wait, what are we doing again?
 
@OrigamiRobot Are you an animal?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz It's better because all the juices go in your mouth instead of running onto the plate.
 
grabs some of @FEichinger's popcorn, gets shot in the attempt
 
And no, I am a robot.
 
8:09 PM
@RedRiderX Well, what I'm actually doing is grabbing a pizza slice right now.
 
I have an image of @OrigamiRobot stuffing an entire steak in his mouth
It's not pretty
 
@kalina You and me both.
 
@FEichinger I now envy you.
 
Oh hey there's another episode of The Rob Ford show:
 
My mind went off to think about how a robot would process the steak.
 
8:10 PM
Rob Ford wants to fight Mike Tyson.
Also, something about 80 year old birds.
 
Rather than the whole stuffing it into the mouth thing.
 
I'm also bored
EXTREMELY BORED
 
@kalina Baldur's Gate 2
 
@kalina I just bite pieces off, not stuff the whole thing in there.
 
@Sterno I refuse
 
8:11 PM
Then play Call of Duty Ghosts single player and tell us how bad it is.
 
@kalina You were given multiple solutions. Now you're just bored for boredom's sake.
 
4 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz
@OrigamiRobot Are you an animal?
 
3 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
And no, I am a robot.
 
@FEichinger I am incompatible with the solutions provided
 
Psh.
Your face is incompatible!
 
8:13 PM
Steak is better when you eat it as though it were a sandwich.
 
@OrigamiRobot o.ô
 
@OrigamiRobot An actual Steak Sandwich is a thing.
What you are describing is not a steak sandwich, it is eating your meat like a dog.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz So?
 
6 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz
@OrigamiRobot Are you an animal?
 
If eating steak with my bare hands makes me an animal, so be it. It is the superior method.
 
Like this?
 
@OrigamiRobot I dunno, I prefer eating steak with my mouth.
 
@RedRiderX Yes
 
@Yuki Badum tiss
 
Plus it means I have less dishes to do. That makes it eco-friendly.
 
8:18 PM
I should probably enroll in my next semester's classes right now, huh.
To jump on yesterday's doge bandwagon:
Classic Slowpoke @Yuki.
 
2
Q: Why does the bitzen in my elevator have a '?' on it?

Zero StackUsually when a Bitzen is in the elevator, it has an exclamation mark notification with a floor they want to be dropped off on. But I have noticed some of them joining with a '?' and then they tell you which floor they want to be dropped off on after you click on the elevator. Why the questio...

 
@Yuki much late
so delay
wow
:P
Wait...
much late
                so delay

     wow
There.
 
23 hours ago, by OrigamiRobot
Ain't nobody knows how to kill a joke like The Bridge.
 
@OrigamiRobot I see no particular problem with this approach.
 
Thank you.
 
8:26 PM
Unless you're in a restaurant. Then you're an animal.
 
@OrigamiRobot Well, I've actually only figured out how to do it properly just now...
 
We may not see @kalina for a while. >_>
Oh. Nevermind.
 
@Fluttershy wat happan
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz She started playing RimWorld. But then she said she didn't like it, so my statement is invalidated.
 
Now I want steak.
 
8:27 PM
@Sterno No, I don't subject strangers to the messiness of that.
 
Apparently she doesn't like good games.
 
@Fluttershy Oh snap!
 
@OrigamiRobot Still, though, people are obscene when eating lobster, even in public. I don't see why steak should be singled out.
 
@Sterno Good point.
 
@Sterno He specified that he was at home, in fact.
 
8:28 PM
@Sterno Here in the Northeast, we have devised a more civilized way of consuming crustaceans.
A traditional lobster roll is a sandwich filled with lobster meat soaked in butter and served on a steamed hot dog bun or similar roll, so that the opening is on the top rather than on the side. There are variations of this sandwich made in other parts of New England, which may contain diced celery or scallion, and mayonnaise. The sandwich may also contain lettuce, lemon juice, salt and black pepper. Traditional New England restaurants serve lobster rolls (made with butter, not mayonnaise) with potato chips or french fries on the side. The lobster roll was first originated at a restaur...
 
@Sterno I use a knife and fork.
Mostly just a fork, really.
 
@GraceNote You expect me to read the context of chat messages? INSANITY!
 
Well that's a lot bigger than I expected...
 
I still need to buy Rimworld. Is there any way to go about it without using Paypal?
 
@GraceNote He doesn't know I don't live in a restaurant.
 
8:30 PM
@OrigamiRobot Now I know what to use for screen clearing...
 
@OrigamiRobot He does now.
 
Indeed.
 
@GraceNote Still not confirmed.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Do you prefer lobster warm or cold?
 
Seriously, though, buying steak tonight now.
And a pork chop for Skydrift.
 
8:34 PM
@Yuki KS?
Or is that only Paypal...
 
@Sterno Be sure to eat with your hands so you can experience the superiority.
 
I dunno. The KS said "buy it through the site" and the site uses Paypal.
 
@Yuki Warm.
 
@RedRiderX KS is over.
 
Oh.
 
8:35 PM
1
Q: What is the amount or percentage of loot obtainable reduced by after upgrading to Town Hall Level 9?

Zero StackI noticed that the game tells me that upgrading my Town Hall to level 9 will reduce the loot obtainable from TH level 8 and below. How much is this decrease?

 
 
I'm thinking about going to some tai chi classes over the weekend.
They had these big group tai chi things back in Chinatown when I was a kid. I was wondering if they still did those.
 
They have classes for holding your breath and pretending to push heavy things?
 
@OrigamiRobot And for pretending to be different animals.
 
I didn't know that was part of Tai Chi. I thought that was a different thing.
 
8:41 PM
@Fluttershy What
How can anyone not like Rimworld?
 
My favorite stance is "Robot rips apart the cow with his hands".
 
@Fluttershy Which Storyteller do you use?
 
@SaintWacko Did you find a non-Paypal way to buy Rimworld?
 
@SaintWacko Cassandra Classic.
 
@Yuki No, I use Paypal
Why don't you want to?
 
8:44 PM
I just don't feel like creating another account for another web site that I probably won't use for another two months.
 
@Fluttershy Ah. I tried Randy Random at first, but it was ridiculously easy, so now I use Tough Cassandra Classic. Still not too difficult :-\
 
@Yuki Paypal being the account you wont use for another two months?
 
Yeah.
 
I use PayPal for plenty of things.
It lets me be lazy and not fill in shipping/billing info.
And I've never had them freeze my bank account!
 
@OrigamiRobot Huh?
 
8:47 PM
@SaintWacko Have you tried Tough Randy Random?
 
@Fluttershy ...I don't think that exists
 
Maybe it will later!
 
@SaintWacko They do that sometimes to some people.
 
@OrigamiRobot Wow
 
Like if you have a sudden influx of money.
 
8:48 PM
@OrigamiRobot Oh noes, I got a bonus~
 
@Yuki They only care if the money is coming through paypal.
If you're getting your bonus through paypal, I don't want to know what your job is.
 
@OrigamiRobot It's perfectly legal, I swear!
 
> My first thought was that it had to be a typo, but apparently MineCraft is just a really good game.
 
@JasonBerkan Dominos is actually not terrible anymore. They used to be shit, now they're pretty good. And they deliver nearly 24 hours here, which is a nice bonus.
 
Three years... And so much has changed ...
 
8:53 PM
@FEichinger MineCraft? Is that some kind of new drug the kids are using?
 
"nearly" as in 5:45 am - 5:15 am Sunday-Saturday. So I guess you're screwed if you want pizza at 5:30 in the morning.
 
@Unionhawk You could probably get donuts at 5:30 in the morning though.
 
@Yuki This is true, you can. But they don't deliver.
 
Woo! I got a half day's pay for a five minute computer fix.
 
@fbueckert Nice.
 

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