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kalina

10:00 PM

effort

Unionhawk

7 hours ago, by OrigamiRobot

imagines @kalina in a bikini during a blizzard

Nope.

FEichinger

@Unionhawk ... How did I miss that one?

kalina

your face

Unionhawk

@FEichinger I dunno

Also, I picked a totally random page, totally random message from the robot.

kalina

I am bored

entertain moi

Lazers

10:02 PM

Q: Minecraft Pocket Edition Multiplayer not working

I bought this Minecraft https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mojang.minecraftpe (v0.7.6) And since then i've been struggling with getting multiplayer to work in any way. My first attempt was to create a server from here: http://www.pocketmine.net/ which not only suffers from bad prog...

minecraft-pocket-edition

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Well, you're wrong.

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot Apparently and demonstrably so.

OrigamiRobot

I'm surprised you didn't jump on my hip thing earlier.

I cc'd you and everything.

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot I so desperately want to star that line ... But I'm out of stars.

Unionhawk

Meh. Couldn't be asked.

OrigamiRobot

10:05 PM

But you were asked.

Indirectly, sure.

Unionhawk

WELL TOO BAD

OrigamiRobot

FEichinger

"jump on my hip thing", that's priceless. Or I'm drunk.

Unionhawk

Or both.

Lazers

Q: Does Shyvana q proc Hydra twice?

As the title says, does Shyvana's q proc Hydra's passive twice? Since her q essentially counts as two auto attacks (instant kill wards for example), then would each "auto" from her q proc Hydra?

league-of-legends

RedRiderX

10:08 PM

reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1qj6xd/…

kalina

so many alcoholics in this room

RedRiderX

This has now got over 20,000 upvotes and 16,000 downvotes.

How does that work?

Unionhawk

@kalina Yep. So it seems.

RedRiderX

I didn't think that so many people would downvote it.

user43095

►

user43095

10:09 PM

I think I'm addicted to this video.

user43095

Someone call @GnomeSlice.

Unionhawk

@RedRiderX Because people are tired of wikileaks stuff, and tired of people being done with this shit because it's just starting to look like Millenials complaining that "the man is getting them down" etc

We're screwed.

RedRiderX

Hmm.

Unionhawk

That's just what I've pulled out of a 2 second skim of the reddit comments.

On a comment I have severely misread because they worded it poorly.

OrigamiRobot

I don't know what you're talking about, but I blame it all on reddit being a terrible place filled with terrible people.

RedRiderX

10:15 PM

@OrigamiRobot Wikileaks leaking the TPP text is the #1 thing on reddit right now

LpSamuelm

@GnomeSlice Hah, you already linked that.

OrigamiRobot

That has no bearing on what I said.

GnomeSlice

@LpSamuelm Yeah I did, but then I bought it

LpSamuelm

@GnomeSlice I'm buying things as fast as I can.

GnomeSlice

@JeffreyLin So gooooood

RedRiderX

10:16 PM

@OrigamiRobot ?

You weren't talking about us talking about this:

LpSamuelm

@GnomeSlice I'm still not done with jamming to Vacation Wasteland.

RedRiderX

8 mins ago, by RedRiderX

http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1qj6xd/wikileaks_releases_the_secret_‌negotiated_draft/

GnomeSlice

Ladies and gentlemen, the internet.

OrigamiRobot

@RedRiderX What reddit is talking about does not affect my opinion of reddit.

Yuki

10:30 PM

@GnomeSlice Probably a kid whose mother ran out on him. Because he was an idiot.

@RedRiderX "patenting methods of mental processes". That doesn't sound overly sinister at all.

GnomeSlice

10:46 PM

"Shut up you nut fucker and pirate my damn game"

Yuki

I hate Murphy's Law.

I just had to run my working .jsp and, lo and behold, Netbeans craps out and refuses to set a main project.

And so I can't run my project.

user15026

You are really aving trouble with that :(

RedRiderX

@Yuki Yep, I see no problems with this clause.

> 3. each Party ... shall make patents available for inventions for the following ... :

(a) plants and animals; ...

(b) diagnostic, therapeutic, and surgical methods for the treatment of humans or animals ... if they cover a method of using a machine, manufacture, or composition of matter]; ... and

(c) essentially biological processes for the production of plants or animals, other than non-biological and microbiological processes for such production....

(d) and the diagrams, plans, rules and methods for carrying out mental processes, playing games or doing business, and mathematical met…

Yuki

I just might fail this class through no fault of my own. I know the material, I've worked quite a bit with databases at my actual job, but the continuous issues I've been running into with these projects and just plain annoyingness, I just might fail.

Okay, I'll admit that there is a little bit of fault on my part, I guess.

@RedRiderX Waitwaitwaitwait... Are they proposing patents on PLANTS and ANIMALS?

RedRiderX

3 mins ago, by RedRiderX

@Yuki Yep, I see no problems with this clause.

Unionhawk

10:53 PM

@Yuki I dunno, because the proposed wordings of the section are "shall make patents available for the following" or "shall not allow patents for the following", or something to that effect.

Arperum

@RedRiderX Quick someone file a patent for dogs! Then sue the white house for breaching your patent for owning a dog!

Ullallulloo

Do those not exist? I seem to remember hearing people patent their genetically altered plants before.

Like, Monsanto at least?

Yuki

"You know you are in deep, deep trouble when the Malaysian government starts calling for more transparency."

FEichinger

Could we refrain from arguing (and interpreting) legal phrasing, perhaps?

RedRiderX

@FEichinger Fine.

We need a law.SE, obviously.

Arperum

10:57 PM

@Ullallulloo They are known for fishy patent lawsuit bullshit yes.

GnomeSlice

Whoa, the Star-Twine developer now works for the company who is developing WindForge... and they're in Ottawa, wholly crap!

Yuki

@GnomeSlice "Wholly crap" =/= "holy crap".

GnomeSlice

@Yuki ;]

Yuki

The way you have it now, you're saying that the company/developer is complete garbage.

GnomeSlice

It was just a joke

Unionhawk

11:02 PM

Free flags!

Yuki

@GnomeSlice Yeah, but it's a joke that completely changes the meaning of the sentence.

Unionhawk

Dammit Gnome

user20683

@RedRiderX Legal advice from legal professionals over the internet is illegal in most instances in the U.S.

Yuki

@WorldEngineer There are other instances of the U.S.? Can I move there, please?

GnomeSlice

@Unionhawk =[

Coronus

11:05 PM

@Yuki You need to run out and reset. Then you should be good.

user20683

@Yuki The reference implementation has a tendency to sue all forks into the ground.

Yuki

@WorldEngineer The last fork of the U.S. that I remember didn't end by lawsuit...

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID DON'T GIVE ME THAT :P

Yuki

Then again, I wouldn't want to move to that fork anyways.

GnomeSlice

Tonight's Listening is from Star-Twine actually.

Blem

11:11 PM

good night people

Yuki

@Blem Good night.

Jin

night

Yuki

Huh. I'm not as tired as I would have expected for only having had 3 hours of sleep in the last 36 hours.

> "Ten years ago, I though Shadowrun was a flight of fancy. Nowadays, I think that might be where we are heading. Sans magic, of course."

> "Yes, minus the thing that makes it fun. Hooray reality."

user20683

@GnomeSlice Desktop wallpaper site recs?

GnomeSlice

@WorldEngineer wallbase.cc

I dunno if you can find some from Star-Twine though.

Jin

11:17 PM