Take five chimpanzees. Put them in a big cage. Suspend some bananas from the roof of the cage. Provide the chimpanzees with a stepladder. BUT also add a proximity detector to the bananas, so that when a chimp goes near the banana, water hoses are triggered and the whole cage is thoroughly soaked....
@WedaPashi good! Because of weather / slippery muddy tracks / the cold I've dropped my evening runs to a distance which I can do steadily and am slowly but surely finding less and less tiring. My Sunday runs I'm doing almost 2km every time.
Lay it under the wheel of your car and drive slowly to hear the bird explode. Then get an outdoor broom and a dustpan to clean up the mess. Rain will clean any blood ect into the gutter
@WedaPashi yeah like those 30 day challenges? Ones all sit ups, crunches etc with rest days every 4th day... The other is squats, lunges etc :) so far I'm feeling the burn with them lol.
@M'vy If you're over x rep or a mod you can protect questions. Means you need x rep to post an answer. It's a mechanism to prevent people posting crap without spending at leats some time getting some rep
@M'vy Basically stops the issue above
@M'vy sorry I've just relaised you knew what I meant... :)
I feel like that this answer is not what I was asking for... What can I do? http://outdoors.stackexchange.com/a/10069/8060 Would love to give Captain a "rep boost" but he just answered the "why you shouldn't touch it" instead of "what to do if you've touched it".
@OddDev his answers actually pretty good. I've added a comment.
If you've already touched the animal the damage, if any, is already done and you shouldn't do more. Most times doing more is the worst thing you can do. Not touching in the first place is obviously the best idea.
I've never seen a fawn in my area, you can find the rutting deer yeah or the odd deer if you're quiet, but the fawns are usually snuggled under holy bushes. You'd be hard done by to reach them lol
Thanks Ara :) But what I want to hear in his answer is:
If the fawn has already been "handled", wipe the fawn off with a clean towel rubbed with dirt, put on a clean pair of gloves, and return the fawn to the site of origin.
@OddDev the references exist and he has said he won't change his answer? Regardless that information depends on a lot of factors. Like you having gloves and a clean towel with you on a hike... Which whilst possible at that point probably no longer be clean, they'd be used. That information sounds much more like what a wildlife worker would need not the average joe.
I would honestly one, teach my 'daughter' about the outdoor world and be a responsible parent and keep an eye on her, so that this situation doesn't occur and two, if you've already touched it, like in a more sensible situation like it's trapped in a wire fence but not hurt, clean your hands and put mud on them first to reduce risk.
@Liam we had amazon prime next day delivery on an item. Customs stopped said item in a random search, fair enough... Then we got told it'd come tomorrow... Again fine. Got told via email it's be delivered to a depot and not our house and we have to go pick it up... So contacted Amazon, who got told it's somewhere else ans have demandes UPS deliver it on time to our house tomorrow... And have launched an investigation...
Into why UPS lied to Amazon and why it didn't come directly to the delivery address.
They didn't even try it went straight to depot.
And many typos but I'm on a mobile so bear with them lol
Lay it under the wheel of your car and drive slowly to hear the bird explode. Then get an outdoor broom and a dustpan to clean up the mess. Rain will clean any blood ect into the gutter
