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1:39 AM
 
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Hmm... Minnesota & Oregon... I'm looking at smelling you. Oh yea... don't forget about Vermont.
 
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(other interesting maps at imgur.com/gallery/XgWKJ )
 
user55340
2:08 AM
And today in old SO questions:
 
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Q: Measuring Bandwidth Needed By The Application?

Shantal Y. Min1.) HELLLP ME!!!!......I need a source code(".NET/C++/JAVA/VB") to measure bandwidth usage of each application.....HELP ME.........PLZzzzzzzzzzzzz............I need it badly for my thesis......... 2.)HOW to fluctuate bandwidth for ASTERISK SERVER?????HELLPPPPPP......

 
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Q: experiences trying different programming paradigms

Delirium tremensWhat programming paradigms did you try? How was it?

 
user55340
2:49 AM
@GlenH7 trying to figure out how to work the logistics for this - spoonertrainride.com/Dinner_Trains.htm (the Santa's Pizza Party train).
 
user15026
Those look like fun
 
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@MichaelT Those ranges are so...undefined!
 
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Thats another fun one.
 
user15026
That's fascinating
 
user55340
3:00 AM
There are some that are interesting... that I wouldn't post here.
 
user15026
@MichaelT But that just makes me curious!
 
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There is the one about the fantasy that will make you go "WTF Florida - we can expect that from Nevada... and maybe Wyoming?!" ... and then top search term by state at a particular site....
 
user15026
Okay, I see why you wouldn't want to post some of them here, but they are certainly interesting
 
user55340
3:32 AM
Epic meal time c. 70 AD:
 
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3:44 AM
@MichaelT That's taking turducken to a whole new level
 
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@AshleyNunn In hunting that one down, I read about some other very strange ones.
 
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Look up Rôti Sans Pareil.
 
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looks
 
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> He told me how he stuffed the camel with six sheep, stuffed the sheep with chickens, and the chickens with fish. He told me how it took 24 hours to cook, and that he served it on a silver platter in the shape of a recumbent camel. He related how the tribesmen who were the sheik’s guests then attacked it with their knives en masse, feasted with their bare hands, and ate the meat down to the ivory.
 
user15026
3:46 AM
That roti sans pareil is some crazy stuff
 
1:42 PM
posted on September 15, 2014

Master Banzen was in a neighboring province, visiting an abbot whose brethren had recently won a development contract away from a incumbent. “It has proven to be a hollow victory,” lamented the abbot as he poured the tea. “The code we inherited is a towering mountain of dung, where even the slightest prod buries us up to our eyeballs in a landslide of manure festering with null-pointer excep

 
1:59 PM
@MichaelT that explains a lot about Minnesotans....
 
2:27 PM
all it needs is a lutefisk stuffed into it
 
minnesotan norweigan reporting for duty!
 
@enderland just not for a shower, amirite?
 
Notice the high degree of linkage between cooler states and less frequent showering
you don't need to shower as often if you aren't producing 20L of sweat/day
 
@whatsisname yeah, no kidding
except new mexico
 
plus when its -20 out around here you can't really smell anything anyway
 
user41796
2:55 PM
I wish Visual Studio / C# had the same feature of Eclipse & Java where using statements automatically copy over when you copy and paste code.
 
that feature can be annoying when copying from other projects
 
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True. This happened to be a copy from within the same project. Essentially I'm using another class as a template for the one I need to build.
 
resharper can do that
 
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I didn't know that about resharper. Does it insert the using statements on the paste? Or do I need to take an additional step?
 
user15026
3:15 PM
@whatsisname That makes sense. I wouldn't have considered that.
 
@whatsisname You generate 20l/sweat a day? I'm disturbed.
 
@AshleyNunn it'd be funny to look at when they took the survey, MN in summer is pretty hot too and I bet the number of showers is different ;)
oh, aug 2008. wtf mn.
 
when I lived in Pittsburgh I would take showers at night after work because I felt gross by then
 
maybe everyone was swimming in lakes every day
 
during Summer
 
3:17 PM
@JimmyHoffa you don't shed a quarter of your bodyweight in liquids daily?
 
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@enderland Oh, yeah time of year would make a difference.
 
2 mins ago, by enderland
oh, aug 2008. wtf mn.
no excuses for MN, aug is awful in MN just like everywhere else
 
@ratchetfreak you misunderstand my size... I think that would be in the range of five quarters of it...
 
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@enderland Huh, weird.
 
ok... so a third...
(stupid metric always having natural transformations to kilogram)
math fail
 
3:23 PM
I blame tuesday
 
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lol @MichaelT
 
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I still like the grocery store / bar map:
 
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@MichaelT nearly indistinguishable with the map of are you male or female
 
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3:28 PM
@ratchetfreak I'd have to hunt for it... but this is more a 'place to socialize' combined with the beer tradition of the state.
 
@JimmyHoffa: I don't, but I don't live in florida
 
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In northern wisconsin, the bar is the place where you go to socialize, watch the packers game, play volley ball... its the distributed community center.
 
there are many towns in northern WI that consist solely of a church, a bar, and a bunch of inoperable rusty vehicles
as you approach michigan the number of vehicles increases
 
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> In the field, liquid water is limited to what can be melted from ice. It is melted on demand to drink to sustain life (or to dilute cask-strength single malt scotch). Consequently, there is no such thing as a load of water with enough volume you could pour over yourself to call a "shower". (There are "field showers" which is an interesting concept covered in another wu.)

So, you will not be bathing while you are in the field. As you are not bathing, deodorizing is a senseless gesture. Also, there are no bacteria in Antarctica. Stuff that eats your body sweat to make smells does not exist
 
user55340
3:36 PM
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Q: QA Testing Suite?

user2234420I was wondering if there were any QA Software testers or IT professionals who might be able to provide some insight into their current setup. Looking for a solution for my QA guys that would include a hybrid of manual/automated testing (right now we are fully manual). We are a Microsoft/.Net hou...

 
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... and yes, I'm already out of close votes.
 
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@MichaelT Likewise
 
user15026
@MichaelT That was a fascinating read.
 
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@AshleyNunn there is a lot of stuff on E2 that is quite good. Iceowl is one of the authors that stands out.
 
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... and apparently, he's still writing there. I don't believe in ghosts was a recent post of his.
 
user15026
3:43 PM
I poke there periodically because you keep linking interesting bits.
 
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Some older ones that I remember: everything2.com/title/Nibbled+to+death+by+ducks - Braunbeck who turns out to be a real author ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_A._Braunbeck ) who is married to everything2.com/user/Lucy-S (who also is a professional author en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_A._Snyder )
 
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There's also things like Cat bathing as a martial art which can be a fun read.
 
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@MichaelT Well, work is slow today....
 
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If you sometimes just like writing... its a good place to do it.
 
user15026
3:50 PM
I do like writing, I just never know if I have anything worth reading
 
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Its a good place to just do it when the mood strikes.
 
user55340
5:04 PM
@Ampt woodworking project for you: imgur.com/gallery/ioFlr
 
good veneering work
 
user41796
I'm still trying to figure out what happened with the 3rd woofer hole.
 
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@GlenH7 Thats in the comments too.
 
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The bottom hole was to make it easier to mount the crossover, that's all. flickr.com/photos/91180571@N05/sets/72157632278607983
 
user55340
5:20 PM
Or how about woodworking + computers?
 
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@michaelt I just finished my desk... I need a break!
 
user15026
5:38 PM
@MichaelT Okay, that is awesome
 
6:04 PM
 
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@RobertHarvey that guy has lots of neat marble machine things.
 
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Note there's a Digi-comp I sitting in my parents basement:
 
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The Digi-Comp I was a functioning, mechanical digital computer sold in kit form. It was originally manufactured from polystyrene parts by E.S.R., Inc. starting in 1963 and sold as an educational toy for US$4.99. == Operation == In essence, the Digi-Comp I contained three mechanical flip-flops, providing an ability to connect them together in a programmable way using thin vertical wires that are either pushed, or blocked from moving, by a number of cylindrical pegs. The whole arrangement was 'clocked' by moving a lever back and forth. Different configurations of these cylinders caused the Digi-Comp...
 
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@MichaelT I have a friend who has one of these. :)
 
7:12 PM
@MichaelT Why didn't the Roomba catch those?
 
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@RobertHarvey They had +1 score. The roomba needs 0 or lower.
 
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The search and subsequent down votes on that crap pushes much of it into the roomba... but I can only do 80 (if timed right) a day.
 
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closed:yes score:1..1 locked:no answers:0 duplicate:no has accepted:no - sort that by newest, go back to the days of ancient history and down vote the crap you find there... and the roomba will pick it up.
 
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That said, you could also poke Shog about that improved romba question and ask him about +1 score, less than 1 view/day closed posts with no answers that are older than a year... (or +2 and two year? and +3 and three year?)
 
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They're things that people aren't finding, aren't fixing, and even the OP doesn't care much about them (to try to fix them).
 
user55340
7:19 PM
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Q: Expandable Stick bar in asp.net

anjumHow we make expandable stick bar in asp.net

 
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The ironic part on that question (+1/-0) is this comment that has 3 up votes:
 
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Who is voting up this kind of question? — Carl Norum Feb 14 '11 at 7:36
 
lol
Everyone needs a good stick bar.
 
@RobertHarvey how else would you play stick bar ball?
 
7:48 PM
David Haney on September 16, 2014

On Stack Overflow and our other code-related sites, creating a minimal, complete, and verifiable example is the best way to get an answer to your question. We’ve always loved JSFiddle and sites like it because they let both askers and answerers reference runnable, working code that demonstrates their problem or solution.

Unfortunately, the use of these external sites introduces a few problems:

If the link breaks, the post becomes worthless.

If the code isn’t embedded in the page, visitors are forced to go elsewhere to get the full content of the question or answer. …

 
 
1 hour later…
9:16 PM
fsharpforfunandprofit.com/posts/monoids-without-tears ok ok sure nobody wants to hear about monoids anymore but...well I don't care. Here's an awesome article that actually explains the valuable benefit of monoids extremely well. From a normal programmers perspective actually shows you how it's useful and why the rules matter very clearly.
 
user55340
9:30 PM
@WorldEngineer that question is going to get bounced back to us with a 'why isn't this working' close reason.
 
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Btw, insight into front page of SO: stackoverflow.com/home/recommended/debug
 
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@JimmyHoffa Heh. Monoids are a design pattern. That will get the OO developers on board. If currying is agile I am so in.
 
nice:
You really don't have enough information here to answer this question properly. When you do have enough information in the question, you may consider asking on DBA.SE where they understand some of the black arts of databases and triggers and the like (as opposed to the programmers here who mumble ORM in their direction and try to ignore everything that implies). — MichaelT 23 mins ago
 
9:50 PM
> I don't know. I don't care, at least for the purposes of writing a library. But I'm not scared of math. I'm happy to use its results when they work for me, even when I don't understand the underlying theory.
great explanation of why you don't need to know shit about implementation when you have type signatures any more than you need to know how MSSQL actually walks it's data and finds what your query asked for.
 
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I'm wondering if transcribing the code revision will actually get the OP in trouble (as it was an image originally).
 
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@MetaFight The answer will be different for progress to whatever than mysql to whatever or oracle to whatever... its an implementation / configuration issue... and yea, as programmers many of us mumble ORM and try to ignore the database behind it. The answers we give aren't always the ones the DBAs agree with... and the DBAs are the ones who need to be the ones understanding and maintaing that bit of configuration the OP is asking for.
 
@MichaelT no, I agree. I just like the honesty about mumbling.
 
10:07 PM
@JimmyHoffa: I have a very real and (to me) legitimate concern that, if I learn Haskell, I will be so spoiled on it that I'll lose all motivation to program in anything else.
 
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@RobertHarvey You'll still want other things
 
@RobertHarvey then read this. (Very short - really, read it.) prog21.dadgum.com/197.html
Then ask yourself: Am I the kind of person who would do that?
I know I'm not. I think I by happenstance followed his suggestion there, but I think he distills the issue perfectly that bubbles up when you go about growing beyond the industry's normal confines like that...
 
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Haskell as a language is impressive, the ecosystem has a very DIY feel though
 
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similar to many of the Lisps
 
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Q: Are Git branches, in fact, "homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space"?

Larry OBrienAs we all know: Git gets easier once you understand branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space Which seems like jargon, but on the other hand, All told, a monad in X is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors of X, with product × replaced by co...

 
10:16 PM
Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon.
 
I hear your grandmother gives a good ride.
waait. that doesn't work.
 
rofl
Should really star that (and pin it) for posterity.
 
I almost made myself spit-take.
 
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@RobertHarvey We're not the bridge...
 
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we star the next message.
 
10:19 PM
Starred for the irony.
 
10:40 PM
@RobertHarvey I'm terribly sorry! Give her my condolences.
 
user15026
checks what room she is in
 
user20683
room topic changed to The Conn: Not the Bridge...probably. [good-booze] [horror-stories] [monads] [my-code-is-compiling] [parsing-errors] [the-other-monitor]
 
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facedesk
 
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@AshleyNunn meat...starving...dog...
 
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:P
 
10:47 PM
just finished that types article, that is absolutely awesome
 
Where am I? How did I get here?
 
@WorldEngineer I'm confused now. I liked the whiteboard
 
user15026
I am never going to know where I am anymore
 
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I don't like change! SOMEONE MOVED MY CHEESE!
 
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room topic changed to The Whiteboard: General DIscussion for Programmers Stack Exchange. Not the Bridge, definitely. [good-booze] [horror-stories] [monads] [my-code-is-compiling] [parsing-errors] [the-other-monitor]
 
user15026
10:50 PM
There is an extra capital in Discussion
 
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/english major
 
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Its about Dependency Injection and architecture astronauts...
 
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aka DI
 
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room topic changed to The Whiteboard: General Discussion for Programmers Stack Exchange. Not the Bridge, definitely. [good-booze] [horror-stories] [monads] [my-code-is-compiling] [parsing-errors] [the-other-monitor]
 
Phew. The world is right again.
 
user55340
10:55 PM
Heh... went back to ancient history - chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/21/2010/9/3 -- apparently beer and booze has always been on topic here.
 
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Sep 3 '10 at 2:21, by Fishtoaster
Gotta treat your alcohol right, and give each it's due.
 

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