@PeteH yeah, we answer this question in one form or another every week at least

@nhinkle Electrical, but I work mostly on theoretical statistics and some other things of the sort. So a more apt description would probably be applied mathematician rather than engineer.

@Mσᶎ I was just thinking about how to fix that!

@andy256 ?? Fix what?

The sneezing.

Hayfever maybe?

Ah, yep. It made no sense. But yes, if your disk caliper has hayfever you could have real trouble.

ride though some grass... achoo... front wheel locks up.

Yep. Could be a problem. 'specially at 50kph.

I'm being a little cautious at the moment because I'm stressed so I'm inclined to weild the hammer without much thought. Although I did vote to close a particularly stupid question on another forum yesterday. FFS, "I found this thing, it's kind of long-ish, what is it?" (no photo). How the fucking fuck would we know. "it's kind of long-ish"... a stick?

Similarly the "I want to go faster"... "use the search function provided, and when the software suggests other questions like yours read them and the answers then get back to us." (I'd flag that as "not an answer", myself, but I was still tempted to write it).