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wow
 
@edwinksl choose an Ubuntu misspelling to be your new avatar
 
i like unbootu
 
I can give you that and take something else I guess
 
can you upload all the images to imgur for easy access
 
10:04 PM
can't find it but someone gimpshopped this to say ubunut:
 
That's where they go when I upload them through chat
 
 
i am sure others will be thrilled to change their avatars
 
@NathanOsman REJOICE
 
10:05 PM
134 results O_o
Somebody needs grammar police up in this bash
 
well it is a really easy typo
@Serg Spelling
 
@Zacharee1 both actually
 
user image
2
@Mateo found it
 
well
@NathanOsman lol
 
YAY
 
10:06 PM
 
@edwinksl take it
Mine's changed, but chat's going to take forever
@Serg I'd say that's more Bad Romance inspired than a parody, but it's still creative
 
 
@Zacharee1 woohoo done
 
XD
 
yay
@Serg lol
 
10:09 PM
Hello Everybody! :)
 
I should make a Meta post about this...
 
@Zacharee1 about Lady Java ?
 
no about my avatars
stupid timezones
 
And here's your daily WTF: original bourne shell had # define lines that translated whole bunch of C things to ALGOL equivalents
 
lol
 
10:12 PM
/*
* UNIX shell
*
* S. R. Bourne
* Bell Telephone Laboratories
*
*/

#define LOCAL static
#define PROC extern
#define TYPE typedef
#define STRUCT TYPE struct
#define UNION TYPE union
#define REG register

#define IF if(
#define THEN ){
#define ELSE } else {
#define ELIF } else if (
#define FI ;}

#define BEGIN {
#define END }
#define SWITCH switch(
#define IN ){
#define ENDSW }
#define FOR for(
#define WHILE while(
and heres sysadmin song youtube.com/watch?v=udhd9fmOdCs
 
@Serg What have you done to @Serg?
 
I upgraded him , with more Serg'ness
 
@HenryWHHack there's a segfault inside of the serg.cobol process that is causing insanity
 
serg.exe stopped responding, core dumped
 
@ThomasW. you caused it
 
10:18 PM
mv serg.exe /dev/null; wget -O serg.cobol https://darkness-becomes-you.lolwutnet/Cobol/Serg
@Zacharee1 heh
 
that's a shaddy site, i wouldn't download stuff from there. Just get another version form my git github.com/SergKolo ( legit by the way )
 
lolol
 
lol
@ThomasW. you're stuck with Ubutnu if you want to change your avatar
Unless you have a misspelling you want me to create
 
TBH I don't want to change my avatar right now :)
 
I wanna change my avatar to middle finger, but i don't think that a lot of people will like that, especially mods
 
10:20 PM
@ThomasW. DO IT
Finally
 
@Serg yeah best not 'lest we anger the gods :)
@Zacharee1 no. and that's final.
 
darn
 
@ThomasW. [Mg]ods ?
 
Maybe @NathanOsman won't be a fun-hating, @Serg-breaking robot :p
 
:P
@Zacharee1 well, I am half Borg, so... :P
 
10:22 PM
wat
 
don't hate fun, but don't want to change my profile :)
 
du musst
 
I am going to create askubuntu buntu a distro for askubuntu fans and modbuntu a distro for moderator fans. :D
 
Ubuntu is the Ubuntu distro for both
 
10:25 PM
@Serg I think it's staged. This guy has a custom login screen background)
:p
 
<.< custom login background ? On windows XP ? Nooooo, blasphemy
 
uh, I think my CPU's defragmented
 
I like "are you a hacker ? ". Somebody asked me that when I showed her how to log-in into our University wifi
 
haha
lel
 
file:///home/pablo/Im%C3%A1genes/teclado.jpg check this keyboard guys
arg bad link one sec
I want to haz it
 
10:35 PM
Those are TERRIBLE for typing
 
but its made for linux
and ur right
but its better than my current keyboard
 
don't buy from there
the images are inconsistent: not even the same keyboard model
 
ok
 
and every keyboard is Linux compatible as long as it works with your computer hardware
 
know a good site for a linux keybaord?
ok
 
10:37 PM
literally any keyboard that's USB
There's no "Linux keyboard"
 
I just hate my keyboard
 
You can get ones with a penguin or Ubuntu logo instead of a Windows key
 
and dont have the "Ls" key
awesome
 
@Zacharee1 i think that video i just posted came to reality
 
know any site for those?
 
10:38 PM
@Serg uh oh
 
@Pablo amazon.com
 
@Pablo Amazon? eBay? Staples?
 
ok will search on those
 
@Zacharee1 by the way , do we have ls, df , and dd key ? Maybe we should also add rm-rf-root key ?
 
10:41 PM
bah guys common none is rubber keyboard
the slim one is cool tho
brb
and yes we need to those keys on our keyboard
 
@Pablo even the rm -rf one huh?
@Serg .. yourself
 
@Zacharee1 did you decode my message ?
 
no?
 
-___- ok, nevermind . . .
 
idk what it is
 
base64 , duh !!!
 
Delete that message
@Serg delete it
 
@ThomasW. can yo delete our base64 messagess ?
@Zacharee1 it's past the time out for deleting, i need mod help
 
Well it wasn't when I told you to.
the one saying it's base
 
Well this is going to be fun now :/
 
10:47 PM
lolol
 
haha, nothing too crazy to worry about
 
I'm gonna print this and put on my wall
 
lol
 
My parents will think I'm turning communist now XD
 
@Mateo we were talking about you, but kk
:p
 
10:50 PM
that site had ubuntu key caps, but you could just get stickers as well
 
@Mateo stickers peel off quicker than labels wear
 
spray paint it !
 
true, I just sanded one down and used a paint marker once
 
@ser YEAH....
 
@Serg needs some more touches, like put man on the book, and maybe put the face of stalman on there, exchange the characters for some distro symbols
 
ubuntu logo right in the middle ;)
 
@Zacharee1 can you edit it like @Mateo suggests ?
Except no stallman
give me Mark Shuttleworth
 
uh
not atm
 
whenver you can is ok
 
11:08 PM
 
Don't even show us that
Windows 8, ugh
 
DOSBox ? Nice
 
@Zacharee1 No DosBox.
 
running on Windows 8
 
21
Q: How do I wipe an encrypted USB flash drive?

optimusMy company has issued an encrypted USB flash drive which I stored my personal data in it. I am resigning from the company and I wanted to wipe the data in the usb drive but I have forgotten the password. I tried using dban and nuke to wipe the data but it is an unrecognised device shown in dban....

Uh.........
Am I missing something really obvious here or does the OP even need to wipe the drive?
If the contents are encrypted well, it should be impossible for anyone to read the contents.
 
11:17 PM
lol
It's just @ParanoidPanda in disguise
 
0
Q: The Juju link in the top bar is incorrect

Zacharee1I just started playing around with the links at the top, seeing how they mirrored the Ubuntu.com links, and I noticed something. The Juju link appears to be outdated. The one on AU goes to http://juju.ubuntu.com/, while the one on the Ubuntu site goes to https://jujucharms.com/. The link here on...

 
11:35 PM
when you accidentally close the tab your movie was playing in...
@Serg ^
 
Pretty cool
 
That's it?
Guess you like the cheap Ubuntu logos better
 
Eh, that ubuntu logo could use more contrast , because it blends into the red banner , but that's alright too
 
tell that to Canonical :p
better?
 
much better
 
11:44 PM
still no star
pouts away
 
@Zacharee1 can we make debian logo stand out ?
 
I could add shadows to the logos
 
That'd be great . . . also . . . .
 
@Zacharee1 not the rf command obviously
 
Nice huh ?
 
11:46 PM
RTFM what does that mean
 
@Pablo Read The F***ing Manual . . . . this is what Linux pro's tell to n00bs
 
nice
jajaja
awesome buddy
 
I'm gonna print it and frame it @Zacharee1
 
need to check that manual xP
 
11:50 PM
lol
 
@Serg x)
 
@Serg replaced the Debian logo with Gentoo
 
Never used Gentoo, but I suppose that works
 
it was the only thing that came to mind :p
let's do Arch instead
 
11:58 PM
Yup, Arch is good.
 
tada
 
@Zacharee1 bravo
 

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