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12:10 AM
@RPiAwesomeness wallpaper contest!! omgubuntu.co.uk/2016/08/…
@Mateo @Zacharee1 --^
 
Cool
not sure where my camera is...
although, the mx4 takes quite nice ones - I usually like trying macro shots
 
@Mateo how does one lose their camera?
 
12:26 AM
@KazWolfe AS A MOD I AM A DOG! (also dyslexic, and a mod elsewhere not here).
 
@TheXed moving
so not lost... Just in my parents house somewhere...
 
12:40 AM
@JourneymanGeek Woof!!
woah. +480 in one day
 
12:56 AM
okay mod tools are amazing. I ge to find all the questions that i can act as the final closer!
 
that's pretty useful
 
well, it means actually removing questions from the close queue
 
any reason why a lowly 3k like myself can't have it
 
so that's good
no idea, honestly
 
already VTCed
 
1:03 AM
@seth please?
 
@Mateo oh I see
 
@KazWolfe the heck are we closing that for?
 
close or clear the votes or sometihng
 
you're not making any sense.
 
but i get to see the queue and i don't like seeing things in the queue lol
 
1:06 AM
oh wow a lot of info has gone into the post since i VTCed
time to retract
 
yep also pulled mine now
 
@KazWolfe then vote to leave open and move on.
 
@Seth that's what i did
 
so why the ping?
 
because it still has 2 votes now
but nevermind. still getting my triggerhappy finger under control
 
1:08 AM
that's not really how this works.
 
yeah, my apologies for being an idiot
 
no problem. happens to everyone once in a while.
 
@Seth okay, here's a legit one for you.
OP says dupe doesn't fix anything, but it still has 2 votes on unreproducable.
what should i do in this case?
 
I dunno why it has so many downvotes, but if a reboot fixed it there isn't any reason to keep it open, in general.
 
alright, thanks
 
1:15 AM
i think reboot = no repro right? that's what i assumed
 
@KazWolfe done
 
already VTCed on 1st, closed 2nd
@KazWolfe i think for this one i would pick dupe
and then VTC the dupe target as off-topic
 
good w/ me
@Seth, delete candidate?
 
1:21 AM
@KazWolfe can we delete Trump and Clinton?
 
@KazWolfe roomba will take care of it.
 
ugh. Politics
@KazWolfe 0_0
 
@Seth alrighty
 
300 bounty + 120?
 
250 bounty
so cap + 2 accepts + 250 bounty
 
1:24 AM
ah
oh, got half of a 500 bounty?
 
no, got your 50 and another 200
 
or, not yours. byte's
I keep getting you two confused lol
Two delete votes: askubuntu.com/questions/816023/… (need a 20k+)
why the hell is canonical shipping so expensive
 
in the UK :/
 
shipping should not cost as much as a shirt.
 
1:32 AM
there are ways to do it, but they haven't figured them out, unfortunately.
 
amazon is a thing, just saying
 
@KazWolfe We know amazon exist.
 
I'm never gonna graduate
 
@Serg ?
 
1:43 AM
this . . . is. . . no,not Sparta, this is bullsh*t
@edwinksl I was just trying to count how many bloody classes do i need to take
 
@Serg What?
 
Yay, fruit.
 
@Serg ALL ZEE CLASSES! NYET COMRADE! WE WERE PROMISED A CLASSLESS SOCIETY!
 
The way college works is , you're stuck with whatever catalog year that you come to the college. For example, I came in 2009. So all the classes that I have to take are for 2009 catalog year. So, there's plenty of classes required for that year . . . If I change my catalog year to this year, I basically meet almost all of the requirements , so I will have about 8 classes to take . . .maybe 9. . .
 
1:48 AM
@JourneymanGeek In Soviet Russia, jokes make you
 
I actually had an issue with my uni getting confused with that
I didn't have a FYP project tho the newer batches had one
 
@JourneymanGeek NUS?
 
@edwinksl naw, murdoch at one of those local partner campuses
"We swear no one will care!"
 
nobody uses "batch" to describe class year or cohort outside sg
 
it really should not be $30 for me to advertise both ubuntu and lycanthropy on a shirt.
 
1:52 AM
I'm gonna just study on my own and try to pass Linux+ exam, because this college BS is never going to end . . .
 
@Serg Linux+ is pretty simple, IIRC
You'd probably be able to pass it, but idiot employers still want proof you wasted at least 4 years in college
 
@KazWolfe I wasted more than that, so I'm almost good to go
 
still. in my experience, certification doesn't matter if you don't have a degree
but this is US tech companies
 
@KazWolfe "I don't suffer from lycanthropy, I rather enjoy eating your leg" ? ;p
 
@Serg so at least 2 semesters?
 
1:55 AM
@JourneymanGeek why not both?
 
>_>
MAKE FUNNY.
 
@edwinksl at least. But could be more. I mean, I really want to be done ASAP and just pack up my schedule as densely as possible. But I know this won't end well.
 
@JourneymanGeek can canids even do that?
 
I'd have you know dogs have a highly developed sense of humour
 
@Serg Monday-Fri 7 AM - 9 PM no breaks. Imagine all the homework.
 
1:58 AM
 
can no mans sky please drop down to the $5 it's worth?
 
I'm kinda waiting on that meself
 
so, by my calculations ( considering all the odds ) it's 9 classes left
 
i mean it looks like sort of a good game if you don't do the farm method
and just stay on a system or two.
 
I'm just watching youtubers play No Man's Sky
 
2:00 AM
it looks like it could be fun, but not for $60
 
question is, do I want to go with one more engineering class or one more programming class . . .
 
do both
overload and stress is good for people
 
@KazWolfe other than that you have a goal
I actually kinda think picking a certain amount of time per system and going pell mell for the core sounds more fun
 
@KazWolfe might be good for people, but might not be good for people around stressed and overloaded people ; they're prone to throw heavy objects around in distress
 
i'm just thinking claim two or three systems for myself and keep going around through them
maybe explore around for things, but always come back home.
if you're not stressed your life sucks, is terrible, and you're a luzer. (/s because we have flaggers)
 
2:06 AM
geee
 
@KazWolfe tread carefully
 
@edwinksl why are you telling me that
wait how do you get steam to give you things for free
 
You don't. If a game is free, it's free.
 
people receive games for free all the time
 
what game are you playing?
 
2:09 AM
@KazWolfe oh really
 
humblebundle.com FTW!
 
none atm
@edwinksl yep, not sure how
maybe by being a famous yootoober.
so @ParanoidPanda, can i haz free steem codes
 
I have gotten a few free games from steam...
 
there's sometimes free promo games
I tend to prefer cheap or free
 
I have really beefed up my collection thanks to humblebundle.com
 
You just have to be patient for the bundles to come out...
 
or summer sales, steam or otherwise
Bundlestars is sometimes decent
 
never heard of bundlestars
 
if i had a job, i would get humble monthly
but nobody wants to hire people without degrees in the tech field here for some stupid reason
 
@KazWolfe go flip burgers or something...
 
2:13 AM
@KazWolfe I swear nobody wants to hire people, period.
 
"Entry Level Fry Cook"
- Three years frying experience needed
- Five or more years of retail experience needed
- Bachelor's Degree in Culinary Arts needed
 
There is always someone willing to hire...it is whether we are willing to do the work..
@KazWolfe where do you live?
 
California
 
@KazWolfe oh yeah you guys where screwed over by the governator...
but at least he didn't end up in federal prison like my last three governors...
Correction 4...
 
there was a very good parody of tech job listings if they were on other careers, but i can't find it anymore :(
here
 
2:23 AM
I'm sorely tempted by this humblebundle.com/sierra-bundle
@TheXed I've been applying for work for close to a year. I got a job for 2 months, and they suddenly decided to delay my start date almost 2 weeks. The job market sucks when you don't have a job.
 
2:37 AM
@Seth yeshhh
 
@KazWolfe THIS. UGH. SO MUCH THIS.
tho if you're looking for a job, @KazWolfe: american-consumer-panels.com/…
 
> How many years experience do you have with this new tool?
> *Well, I started using it when it came out last year...*
> We were hoping for someone with five years of experience with it.
that literally happened to me three times now.
 
lol
 
i have at least six applications sent to companies right now
 
@KazWolfe "I've been using it since it came out"
Truth by omission ;)
 
2:43 AM
@JourneymanGeek "Yeah but how many years is that?"
 
"Two, but if anyone says they have more, they're lying"
 
jacob changed his username? askubuntu.com/users/72216/user72216
 
didn't the jQuery inventor get turned down for not having enough jQuery experience?
 
John Resig?
 
i think so
 
2:45 AM
@KazWolfe alternatively, you need to get post HR
my first job was a direct hire
 
Are we dealing with the classic "need experience / need job to get experience" problem again?
 
yep
 
> "That’s why the development is so slow. It’s hard to color all that text!"
— I’m a web developer. The client had just walked by and saw my Atom editor opened.
8
hahahahahahahaha
@edwinksl uh oh..
 
@NathanOsman it's almost criminal for a junior/intern position to need two years experience in the thing you're applying for
@Seth hm?
 
@Seth ?
 
2:49 AM
@KazWolfe I know the feeling well...
 
@edwinksl that's old news :p
 
or my favorite... "You need a degree, but we're marketing to college students"
 
I've been interviewed by big companies you would recognize. Same result: "you can do what we need but you don't have enough experience".
 
@Zacharee1 oops. just a random change i suppose?
 
idk
 
2:51 AM
@edwinksl @KazWolfe first sign of a rage quit.
not saying that is what happened tho.
 
oh.
 
@Seth Woo! I'll have to go through and find my best ones
 
Lol. I'm using the stabilize filter in Kdenlive and instead of cropping and panning the camera to counteract my shakiness, the entire video wobbles back and forth like a pendulum.
Nooooooot what I wanted :D
 
impressing corporate...

Your position: "Systems Admin"
Corporate: "Server Asset Management and Control Supervisor"
 
My new job title: Epic Ninja Rockstar of Python Awesomeness. Time to print more business cards...
4
To be fair, those are annoying too ----^
 
2:56 AM
halp
light or dark version imgur.com/a/YgFY9
 
'lol
My new job title is "Senior Desktop Engineer"
4
 
@Zacharee1 dark
The contrast is what makes the image pretty.
 
OK
I like the dark better, so that's good :p
 
@Zacharee1 Light.
 
oh noes
 
2:59 AM
We don't want people squinting to see the picture.
 
@NathanOsman rly
 
@NathanOsman u avin' a laugh m8
 
I am here because someone pasted a link to my tweet.
 
@GeorgetheDev Either that or you're bored half-to-death.
 
3:01 AM
can it nae be both?
 
@JourneymanGeek nae
 
3:13 AM
my new job title is "Unemployment Queue Assistant"
 
Where the heck do you go, where <urgent></urgent> does something? askubuntu.com/questions/818936/…
 
Who wants a free HD wallpaper of me?
Stupid question. You all know you want one.
 
You expect me to set that as my wallpaper?
 
Who hasnt heard of the <urgent> html tag? XD
 
Not expect, command.
 
3:15 AM
@Seth I submitted my images
@GeorgetheDev only FHD? I think I deserve at least QHD
 
@Zacharee1 looking forward to seeing your photo as my wallpaper
 
:p
 
@Zacharee1 Gimme dimensions in pixels and you can have it.
 
@GeorgetheDev 16000000x9000000
 
3:16 AM
@KazWolfe thumbs up :)
 
@KazWolfe Penguins on Windows? Blasphemy
 
windows 10???
 
@edwinksl he's a production guy
 
i'm the guy who has to have office, unfortunately.
 
@Zacharee1 You want that in RAW?
 
3:17 AM
i'd love to put Ubuntu on this machine, but Office 2016 + OneNote.
grr
 
@KazWolfe Doesn't Office run in Wine anymore?
 
@GeorgetheDev BMP would be lovely
 
@Zacharee1 16-bit color?
 
@NathanOsman It hasn't since 2007
 
@NathanOsman Not with pen-tablet, and not office 16
 
3:18 AM
@Zacharee1 Ouch.
 
@GeorgetheDev naw, grayscale
or 4-bit
 
@Zacharee1 false, office 2010 was great
 
@KazWolfe tried it, didn't work
 
well it worked here so lol
 
maybe it worked in 10.xx but not later?
 
3:18 AM
it worked in 14.04 for sure
 
hmm
 
i did have to use PoL though
but yes it did work
 
oh
I never tried that
 
I have an old copy of CrossOver, I think.
 
i mean ms should just release desktop office on linux
but if they will, it'll be 365 because MS loves their cash
 
3:22 AM
They were planning to do that.
 
@KazWolfe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're funny
 
@Zacharee1 They do release software for Linux.
To the point where Azure uses linux
 
lol
 
@NathanOsman wow, only $60 to natively run Windows and Mac apps?? Too good to be true....
 
3:23 AM
@Zacharee1 Mac apps???
 
> Lest anyone try to take this seriously, let me remind you that today is April 1.
@NathanOsman it's what it says
 
now that warrants an offensive flag
 
@Zacharee1 Notice the author of the article.
 
wait no
@NathanOsman I did
@NathanOsman hmm. I'm starting to get a little skeptical of CrossOver Linux. The descriptions seem to be copied from the Mac OS version (and they're not even edited to say Linux), and the Buy link for Linux leads to the Mac purchase page
 
iirc crossover is wine that costs money
 
3:30 AM
@KazWolfe it says it's native, so apps don't lag
 
it's as native as wine iirc
 
i'll allow it
 
After eating some spicy beef...
I feel hot in my mouth
 
3:46 AM
okay.
thank you for the update
 
flags as offensive
 
@edwinksl I submitted that to Gems :)
 
:D
 
protip: if you're a sysadmin, forget about romance. too much work to do to have time to find someone you love.
instead you can learn to love uptime.
 
3:58 AM
Booo!
 
speaking from personal experience
ymmv (like say, if you're attractive, or you happen to know an opposite-gender person in the IT field who is also attractive.)
 
Well, forget it then :D
 
we should do a D&D match in this chat.
 
4:18 AM
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Q: Setting up VPN on Ubuntu Server

Shady AdyI am trying to make my Ubuntu Server (16.04) run behind a VPN. I have a subscription to NordVPN and have followed their procedure to connect to the VPN via OpenVPN - it successfully connects. I then use Screen to continue running OpenVPN in the background, and when I try to check the servers ex...

 
4:46 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: take care of the skin right by fanniez on askubuntu.com
 
4:57 AM
good morning!
This question is closed as being uncleared
but need to be reopened
 
which question?
 
OP was referring to this software megasoftware.net/home
 
okay
 
I added further information
The name is confusing enough though :) I threw stone in dark
 
enough to confuse 5 people
:P
 
5:07 AM
even I thought it was related to MegaSync
just realized it's something else :)
 
woops
I meant MegaUpload
 
so did I
 
lol
and kickass torrents too
rip them
 
5:25 AM
is there any shortcut for <kbd>K</kbd> thing?
 
5:48 AM
@Anwar I don't know but that thing is annoying.
2+2 = ?
Now I'm starting to question everything.
 
Wow... that was a long time ago...
 
I love SE's area 51.
because it's easy to get reps in SE'a51
 
A spherical cow is a humorous metaphor for highly simplified scientific models of complex real life phenomena. The implication is that theoretical physicists will often reduce a problem to the simplest form they can imagine in order to make calculations more feasible, even though such simplification may hinder the model's application to reality. The concept is so commonly known that it is sometimes referred to in scientific discourse without the need for further explanation. == Details == The phrase comes from a joke that spoofs the simplifying assumptions that are sometimes used in theoretical...
that gif is incredible
 
Looking at my Area51 profile, there are some funny ones that I kinda forgot about.
> "Astronomy: I mailed in 50 cereal box cartons. When will my Junior Hubble 3000 telescope arrive in the mail?"
> "Apple: Will my iPhone blow up if I put it in the microwave? Will my warranty still be valid?"
> "Electronic Gadgets: What's a doohickey?"
That was a few years back. A bit troll-ish but I got a good chuckle out of them.
 
6:03 AM
What is life?
umm
I'm not a human..
so I guess I have none.
 
You are in life and life is in you therefore 1+1=2 :D
 
6:22 AM
^--- that looks like something worth following
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL-only title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: www.dermayouth.org/prostacet-review by tere1966 on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in answer: Recording a youtube live stream using vlc by N. nahar on askubuntu.com
 
can anyone help me with a cmake error like this? const class QSet<QString>’ has no member named ‘intersects`
 
That sounds like a compilation error.
 
What version of Qt are you using?
 
6:32 AM
they said to enable stl.
I was trying to compile kde-connect 1.0
 
Remember that QSet<T>::intersects() was only added in Qt 5.6.
If you are using an earlier version, you will get that error.
 
oh. so I need qt 5.6 dev?
 
Qt 5.6 is a stable release.
Xenial includes Qt 5.5.
 
oh ho!
that's why I am not getting 5.6 dev libraries i think
 
I think there may be a PPA that provides Qt 5.6 or even 5.7.
 
6:35 AM
Thank you. I will check that
 
@Anwar your best bet may be to backport Qt 5.6 from Yakkety.
Here are instructions for backporting: askubuntu.com/a/252960/5
 
Thanks
 
Also, you might want to file a bug against kde-connect since the CMake script should either require Qt 5.6 at a minimum or use #ifdef to work around that line on older releases.
 
I should
arch seems got kde-connect 1.0 already! archlinux.org/packages/community/x86_64/kdeconnect
 
@Seth rofl
 
You could try that although it wouldn't be compatible with the rest of the Qt ecosystem on Ubuntu since it installs everything to /opt.
In other words, you'd need to manually point CMake to the installation.
 
And the user will also need to install qt from it . right?
 
@Anwar just cast the deciding vote - it's open
 
thanks
 
I didn't think it was unclear!
 

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