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5:00 AM
Did you use JS?
 
and yes, i am doing it all in python, so yeah, blame me for copycatting him . . . .
 
@Zacharee1 no, because i don't know JS . . . . yet . . . .
 
i just wish i would be already as far in understanding python as you guys are
 
@Serg how about...................................................................................................





























PHP
 
5:01 AM
but i already failto declare an argparse for my little program
 
@Videonauth I'm gonna be adding lots of comments to my scripts , so feel free to learn from them :)
@Zacharee1 no PHP . . . . yet . . . .but I did write simple PHP hello world script . . .
 
how many lines? 100000?
 
@Videonauth if it makes you feel better, i have no idea about getopts or argparse in python yet
@Zacharee1 like 5 lines . . .
 
@Serg paste.ubuntu.com/18350047 i just reverted my changes because i failed miserable at implementing argparse for it
 
@Serg 5 times more than Python or JS
 
5:06 AM
@Zacharee1 what ?
 
<?php echo "hello world!"; ?>
 
@Serg well in python it's just print("Hello World")
JS is alert("Hello World"); or console.log("Hello World");
 
its a one liner in php too
 
@Videonauth but formatting. everyone hates the person who writes minimized code :p
 
well javascript has to be put into a block as well so you have to write even more as for php
 
5:08 AM
I'm honestly not sure how @Serg managed to make it 5 lines
@Videonauth just <script></script>
 
its 3 lines if you fromat it
 
or better yet, put it in a JS file
but Python is just so simple
 
but you cant embed python in a web page
 
you can't embed PHP either
 
@Zacharee1 it all depends on the programmer , i guess. you can make it as complex or as simple as you wanna
 
5:09 AM
it's processed server-side :p
 
@Zacharee1 wuss ?
 
well . . . .python can be used for CGI scripts
 
@Serg what did you do? Variables for everything?
 
yes it is, but its far easier to write code for it
 
@Zacharee1 yes, variable all the things
mmmmm . . . . maybe i should rest a bit, and then go post my script. . . .i'm lazy to edit it right now
it works, but it's messy a bit
and lacks cammentz
 
5:12 AM
JS
<script>
alert("Hello World");
</script>

PHP
<?php
echo "Hello World";
?>
so whats more to type ?
 
<?php
    $message = 'Hello World!';
    $echo = echo;
    $semicolon = ;;

    $echo . $message . $semicolon
that's what Serg must've done :p
@Videonauth personally, I like document.getElementById().innerHTML = "Hello World!"; better :p
 
@Zacharee1 ye, close enough
 
lol
@Videonauth do you know if there's a way to shortcut built in functions in JS? Like, use docwrite() instead of that whole thing above?
Could I make a new function that passes the arguments to document.getElementById().innerHTML = message;?
 
yep exactly and then pass it to the html elements like this example:
<body id="website_body" class="website_body" onResize="page_resize()" onLoad="page_main()">
 
I know how to do that part :p
function docwrite(id, message) {
    document.getEelementById(id).innerHTML = message;
}

function idk() {
    var id = 'main';
    var message = 'OHAI';

    docwrite(id, message);
}
But in C++ you can do #define printf le_print
is something like that possible in JS or is the function method the best way?
 
5:21 AM
function idk(id, message) {
    docwrite(id, message);
}
 
@Videonauth but idk is my root function in that case
 
just the function method
 
ok
I guess it works :p
 
but why split it into two functions at all?
 
that isn't the best example
I normally would have the id and message dynamic. I just wanted a static example.
but then also other functions could call docwrite
 
5:25 AM
you could also make docwrite a class and fit it with all possible options to handle your string :)
 
I would love to have a main function there
 
@Videonauth wut
@Serg NOT C NOT C
or bash
 
@Zacharee1 imma stick main functions everywhere !!!!!!!
 
No int main(){}
@Serg nuu pls
no void loop(){}
 
5:27 AM
wait till I learn more languages. Imma stick main everywhere, and pissoff terdon even moar
Also, more copyright
And imma have troll comments everywhere
 
too tired to understand that @Videonauth
 
bookmark it for later :)
 
@Serg don't forget to have everything on one line
<script>function cmd(id) { $(document).off('submit'); $(document).on('submit', "#" + id + "send", function () { var command = $("input[name=cmd" + id + "]").val(); var dat = "command" + id + "=" + command; $.ajax({ type: "POST",  url: "php/serversend.php", data: dat,  success: function(data){ document.getElementById(id + "send").reset(); } }); }); return false; } </script>
perfect
just like on main AU
 
@Zacharee1 nuuu, I like lines, many many lines. It makes me look productifff
 
lelelelelelelel
 
5:32 AM
makes me shiver and only makes sense to do that if you want to obfuscate your code a bit or decreade load times on big page scripts
 
@Videonauth but that minimized code: smaller files :p
 
and up to that its a pain to maintain code like that, they have it in normal form on their git and only strip the linefeed characters out when deploying it
 
I need either to sober up or drink most and pass out . . . .this isn't going anywhere
 
@Videonauth I use JS beautifiers for js-min stuff
 
Split everything into 80 char lines with \
 
5:34 AM
yes
 
i only used minimal JS on the pages i made so far, its always a pain to have end customers have JS enabled to view your page properly
while php is executed server side
 
or give each character its own line
PHP is so forbidding though
 
Meanwhile, I wanna cry , because I was stooped and never started learning coding early. . . . . I mean, I studied it way back in middle school but had no idea why I need it
 
I see the security and compatibility aspect of it, but I can't stand the language. It's like trying to learn English or something ;p
 
Now I have no experience , know only a few languages, no JavaScript yet, and . . . .broke af
 
5:37 AM
@Serg The only official programming course I've had was last year for Arduino
Next year is Java
 
@Zacharee1 learn Java well, there's lots of jobs out there for Java and JavaScript
 
I never had any courses at all :) complete autodidact here
 
I learn bits and pieces by starting a project and then looking up and asking for what I need
 
Because people only care about jobs
And Steve Jobs
 
@Videonauth well you don't sleep, so you have the time :p
@Serg callate
You know, it's funny. As soon as Jobs died, the iPhone became bigger (which he didn't want), but the company became more restrictive (which he would've loved)
I like this Chrome extension for Youtube
If there's a video that puts those annoying border images around the actual video, it crops those out and expands what's left to fill the space
I guess it tracks motion
But it works pretty well
 
5:42 AM
Its funny that people have Steve Jobs so prominent in their head, but without Dennis Ritchie there would have been no Steve Jobs at all he should be in peoples minds.
 
@Videonauth but he didn't make pretty phones
 
@Zacharee1 and he wouldn have made a single one without C , only little plastic bricks which look nice and are overprices nevertheless
 
@Videonauth I don't see a difference
ik ik
 
I only care about iPhone if I start making apps for it and make money
Otherwise, I don't care
 
You don't make money with iPhone apps
I'm pretty sure Apple takes some ridiculous cut
 
5:48 AM
Then with what I can make muney?
 
not to mention, you need to pay $99/yr to even develop for them
@Serg DROIDZ
 
I wanna be a famouz
Make apps and shiz
 
ZDIORD
 
Is it car alarm or alarm clock ?
Something is beeping
Maybe itz my brain beeping
 
@Serg BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP
goof thing there're no mods
 
5:53 AM
yep only the one who was not elected is online ;)
or the two
 
that sounds resentful :p
 
I would make a terrible mod, yall lucky i didn't get electd
 
@Serg srsly
elections are every 2 years?
 
not sure . . .whenever they decide i guess
 
I'm pretty sure it's every two years
 
5:55 AM
that beeping is still going
 
@NathanOsman?
 
Yes?
 
@Serg truck maybe?
@NathanOsman how often are mod elections?
 
@serg this here is more comprehensive as the official argparse documentation pymotw.com/3/argparse/index.html
 
probably damn fireworks struck a car
 
5:55 AM
@Zacharee1 whenever they need new ones.
 
huh
Serg was actually right
 
It's a manually initiated process.
 
gratz
ah
 
Serg is always right
4
 
nooooo
 
5:56 AM
Lol.
 
no
 
Serg is also right when he says he's an idiot
 
uh uh
@Serg tru true treu
deau
 
self reflection is the only way for improving yourself, so i agree @serg
 
imma go look into the refrigerator , maybe there's still some brandy left
 
5:57 AM
there's a lightning bug stuck in a cobweb in my house
@Serg STAHP PLS
quit smokez and tone down drinkz
lol Hell's Kitchen
"Tonight, Hell's Kitchen is closed to the public."
ITS A FRICKIN MOVIE SET
 
Hells kitchen
Come to hells kitchen they have rigjgri laugh what? F REA KING ST RESS
 
This guy has to drown his sorrowz
 
@Serg start a GoFundMe?
"Insane Ukrainian living in Colorado trying to get through college with no money"
 
Sure, imma write in the description "Go fund Serg, and his inability to graduate college, while all his classmates and cousins have already graduate d"
@Zacharee1 spot on
 
@Serg sob stories will get you more money
 
6:04 AM
Fund my Python scripts
 
plx
 
Selling my source code for 1$ each
Imma get less than 20$
 
lel
don't be an Apple
 
I'm an Orange. . . . Annoying Orange
 
true that
 
6:06 AM
Well ,here goes nothing, cheers
 
that thing came and went faster than New Year's
are you making a GFM?
 
@Serg is a microsoft
 
better, but it's still no Linux
 
@Zacharee1 HE.IS.WINDOWS.
 
yes...
 
6:13 AM
 
@Serg no, you're an ubunut
 
no, I'm ukrainian . . . . with US citizenship
 
you use Ubuntu and you're a complete nut
it's simple logic to arrive at ubunut
 
i guess that's true
what if i was using Arch ?
 
Nutch?
idk
 
6:18 AM
In my git I have 30 scripts, 74 commits, and still not one job offer
 
@NathanOsman how's the trip to Mars going?
-2
A: Share Tethered connection to other devices

MartyTrump 2016 Make America Great Again Join the movement

 
zacharee1 said: @n <--- nut ubuntu confirmed!
 
By the way, that Trump thing is the same person who asked the Facebook question
That user is causing trouble
This guy is really going off superuser.com/questions/1096297/…
 
@Zacharee1 flagged it for mod attention
 
doing the same with comments
Also annoyed JGeek (which you can see)
We don't get these fun questions on AU. Only dupes and spam. — Zacharee1 8 secs ago
 
6:28 AM
@Zacharee1 yeah flagged it too
collecting usefull flags on SU lulz :p
 
too ba i cannot downgoat that question
 
leeel
 
i only have 101 rep there
 
I haz 445
lel
them comments
 
god im running out of flags over there can we transfer a few from au :p
 
6:34 AM
heh
 
he is definitively working good on his ban
 
I pinged Journey, so hopefully he'll be able to do something when he gets it
Surprised he hasn't started serial-downvoting us yet
 
I wishi I could start comment war with that user, but then i remember i am better than that . . .
 
@Serg no you aren't silly
dive in
 
I could be like "Go back to 4chan you duma$$"
 
6:36 AM
ima getting popcorn :p
 
but you're from 4chan @Serg
 
because people screenshot facebook pictures for posting on 4chan
 
popcorn anyone ? :p
 
no popcorn , but i could use more brandy
 
@Videonauth pet your cat while you're at it
@Serg stabbit
 
6:37 AM
how am i not drunk yet ?
 
@Serg you're former-USSR
you should be able to have 5 bottles of Vodka without issue
 
Might as well submit to gems.
 
@NathanOsman yeah do that as long it is not closed lol
 
Already done.
 
Can I please post a comment and call him a **** ?
please ?
 
6:40 AM
@Serg @JourneymanGeek ^?
 
@Serg If you do this he has already won, then he brought you down on his stupidity level and beat you with his knowledge
never feed the trolls
 
whatever, he is a n00b, but even more he is rude and abusive n00b
he deserves to be served
 
but then serve him right, by commenting so intelligent that he cant properly response on it ;) this will make him feel stupid then, by only calling him words you cant achieve this
 
I could respond so intellingent , his router wouldn't start for months
 
in german we would say "Es durch die Blume sagen" translates to " Say it through the Flower"
if that makes sense
 
6:45 AM
nope
literal translations of sayings are the best
 
it simply means to say idiot without using the word at all
 
I wanna say it through dossing that guy
 
or even more means making him feel hes an idiot
;)
 
@Serg You're gonna DOS HIM? NUUU
@Videonauth pssst he is
 
Imma bomb my way to 200 rep.
 
6:46 AM
@Zacharee1 well if i was a mod and I was drunk, I'd get his IP and dos him, but unfortunately i am neither
 
PEOPLE WITH OVER 1K REP, START YOUR EDITING QUENES!
3
2
1
The Editing Purge Has Begun
 
our editing what ? quenes ?
 
queues
 
jeez, @Edity edit yourself a little plz
 
The first edit has landed.
 
6:53 AM
Nathan have you used argparse already?
 
Three other Trump answers superuser.com/users/600880/marty
agh, no SU mods are on
 
@Zacharee1 how does that guy have 14 points in Academia SE site ?
 
idek
 
finally , that question was closed as off topic
 
wonder what happened to him. That Academia question is actually very sane
maybe he's drunk? (cough cough @Serg)
 
7:00 AM
@Zacharee1 he could be stupid drunk. There's multiple types of drunks. I am mellow drunk. When I am drunk i usually sing, or laugh, or ponder my existence . . . but i am never violent. That guy , if he is drunk ( but i think he is more stupid than drunk ) , probably better to be knocked out and left to sleep until sober
either that or he is a business major who has no idea about tech , and believes every story about hackers
And I wish one day he gets pwned hard
Like yesterday I saw on 4chan a guy got randsomware that encrypted his computer, and to decrypt it, you need to buy a decryptor software from those hackers for like 1k USD
 
what is HARD usb ?
 
@Serg go flag Marty's other Trump answers. We got one deleted
 
the opposite of a SOFT usb xD
 
make that two answers
 
7:05 AM
@Zacharee1 link ?
 
three
 
another one just disappeared
only one left
 
We got her down
 
@Serg the Facebook troll. All the answers are gone now
 
Get rekt marty\
 
7:06 AM
cool
 
one more thing to do: the glm way
 
@Zacharee1 ping me if he posts another trump answer
 
I'm sleeping
Just go to his user profile
 
ok
 
used my flag FLAK :p
 
7:09 AM
smoke time
 
Who approved those flags though?
Most recent time any mods were on was 2 hrs ago
 
high rep users i guess
 
I need to grow my rep on other sites. I spend most of my time here even though I am signed up for like 8 other communities
 
ees nac i
 
Wut ?
@Edity pencils don't have eyes, you can't see
 
7:16 AM
lol
ees t'nac i
colour t'nac i
"I'm a post doc at a U.S. University."
OH WOW
1
Q: How to obtain the files created by previous university researchers, both legally and physically?

MartyI'm a post doc at a U.S. University. I need the files of a grad student research assistant who has left the lab. The student was a funded RA. The student created files (data, codes, simulations, etc) for a few contracts the lab had, which funded him. This student has been very difficult to...

 
For a post doc he is very rude
 
wish there was a 0day account exploit
 
that would be horrible for a lot of reasons
 
no so I can use it against the troller
 
OK , I feel a bit better now. I'm gonna edit my script , push it to git, and then post
 
7:50 AM
goodnight
 
Goodnight.
 
8:23 AM
@Zacharee1 I was gaming. Apparently Lots of people flagged that, and it was taken care of
 
@JourneymanGeek you missed all the fun :p
 
@Serg heh, I find out about these things eventually
I was gaming at the time, and got pinged 4 times.
 
@JourneymanGeek was it a good game session ?
 
@Serg kinda sorta.
It was fun, and I've lasted longer than I do most games ;p
 
well, as long as it was wroth it.
 
8:28 AM
Well, I do things other than moderate and ... er... what else? ;p
 
No, I mean like some games can be like : "Why I'm playing it? it's not even exciting "
Minecraft for example always is interesting for me, even though i don't play a lot of it
it's totally worth the money
 
@JourneymanGeek thats real ? my spam flag got declined ???
this guy was posting some trum shit there as well but deleted it himself
to gain the peer pressure tag
 
ah
shrug
Was deleted, and he's a dumbass ;p
 
@JourneymanGeek @Videonauth what desktop environments do you have ?
 
@Serg KDE
 
8:38 AM
@Serg Unity
 
@JourneymanGeek perfecto ! Can you test my scripto ?
 
@Serg fedora tho
and its on my other box
 
@JourneymanGeek crap . . . well . . .if it's not too hard for you , can you please still test it ?
 
if fedora's fine, sure
 
Fedora has python too, I assume
It's for minimizing windows. Basically same as 'show desktop'
 
8:40 AM
yup
 
I'm writing that into an answer right now
@Videonauth the script above is filled with comments , feel free to learn from them ^
 
@Serg minimised everything on a click
 
@JourneymanGeek perfect , that's exactly what it's supposed to do
@JourneymanGeek may I also cite you in my answer as successful test ?
 
Sure
I'm running fedora 24, KDE
 
@Serg github.com/Videonauth/passgen/blob/master/passgen.py here i just added an argparse :) if you're interested
 
8:50 AM
@Videonauth that seems surprisingly easy . . . getopts in bash took me hours to figure out
 
yeah but i had a hard time first started reading into this yesterday at noon and now its almost noon again
 

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