Thought you might get a kick out of this
This is my IDE. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My IDE is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My IDE, without me, is useless. Without my IDE, I am useless.
I must use my IDE true. I must implement more logically than my enemy who is trying to generate bugs.
I must meet deadlines before he generates bugs. I will...
My IDE and myself know that what counts in this war is not the lines of code, the number of iterations, or the refactoring we do.