Game Development

sounds like bad optimization

@BillGates'EvilTwinBrother combat was not fine. bump into wall. Oop! wall hug mode! come off, try to turn, bump into the wall, Wall hug mode!

looked like some RPG makers said "how hard can it be to make 3rd person gameplay?

If you played it at least 2 times, you become a master of the cover system @Almo but yeah, ME2 had the best cover system. one thing I have to say is I hated the mako

The "best RPG ever" can't have such a bad part of it.

12:57 AM

@Almo purely subjective

but my opinion is better than everyone else's

yeah i gathered that

20 seconds!!!!

I think LD is down lol

Wardy

uh wow reassembly just got serious on me

oh good to know!

i was wondering how it would play out long term

Ludum Dare is happening now. The theme is "An Unconventional Weapon" - GAME DEV TIME PEOPLE!

1:05 AM

time gun

warp enemies back to where they were 1 second ago

is momentum preserved or reverted?

reverted, I would say

hmm

reset the enemy's state to what it was

though just its location and not momentum could have interesting gameplay ramifications!

of course it is down

the theme was just annouched

1:07 AM

Thanks captain obvious! o7

hush my dolphin

lolwat

hahaha

No one has ever said anything like that to me before

I'm honestly a little frightened

good now you will listen

NOPE

PLAYING GAMES NOW

:P

That was a turd thing to do.

Wardy

1:09 AM

duuuuude seriously

this thing is alllllll hull

Anyways I have an unconventional weapon to invent

1:29 AM

Lol. So I don't have the proper reputation to post comments, so instead I create an answer with my comment and some uptight, know-it-all loser downvotes it and has the arrogance to state my "mistake"

scumbag

uhh no that's how the site works

comments != answers

if you don't have the rep to make a comment then you don't make a comment, or you get some rep and then make a comment

wow

he's still a scumbag for being arrogant

I flagged his comment anyway

whether he's arrogant or not, I have no idea, and don't really care. you're still in the wrong on this one.

hold on, let me show you this pic of what I see on my screen and tell me this guy isn't a piece of crap

He blatantly copied and pasted my answer!

Hey Everyone, am planning on make a solar powered arduino but I lack project ideas

1:35 AM

he incorporated your comment into his answer, but there's more to his answer than just that

as for his comment to you, it's not bad enough for me to care

What should I make it do? plz dont say clock

apparently since I deleted my answer i get my reputation back

:P yay

part the curtains, for I have arrived

Lord Jon, the chatroom is in high need of your presences

1:43 AM

@BillGates'EvilTwinBrother you should have phrased your answer in a way such that it was an answer and not a question / comment to the OP

So, just remove the "Why can't you"

WHOA everyone you can actually buy Dimethylmercury sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/product/aldrich/…

This site needs its rules revamped and it's bootlickers banned

@BillGates'EvilTwinBrother lol too many people follow the rules strictly

its too late to change it

kinda like religion

1:45 AM

The rules dictate quality is really what it boils down to

OH NO RELIGION HAS BEEN MENTIONED

sirens boom in the background

kinda like that last political debate

OH NO POLITICS ALSO HAVE BEEN MENTIONED

kinda like equal pay for women

I should be eligible to post comments instead of answers.

1:46 AM

lmao Jon

code Red : code Red, the peace has been disturbed in the chat

@BillGates'EvilTwinBrother no one is stopping you from earning that right

Only takes 50 rep

That isn't asking much

burn.

toasted!

wait am a muffin

if he's on fire, am i on fire too?

haha

1:49 AM

Joe... Jon

Both have 3 letters

3... 3 is a number

3 is also the number of sides a triangle has

we should get high and discuss the ramifications of this conundrum

okay

sides, not sizes

I'll get high on apple juice

I'm pretty sure sizes is correct

1:50 AM

a triangle... is in shape of a triangle

Doritos are in shape of triangles

polygons.

not the ones i've eaten

mother... of god

its been a polyception

Jon... only you, the chosen one can bring balance to the world

and when you eat a dorito, you are like a black hole, converting its mass into "radiation"

1:52 AM

but we forgot to include one more piece of information

Doritos are ~ORANGE~

You know what else is Orange?

ORANGES

:O

Nope, Stackoverflow

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

JOE AND JON ARE STACKOVERFLOW

THEY ARE THE ONE WHO WILL BRING PEACE TO THIS SITE

your logic is astounding

1:53 AM

logic... logic involves code

Joe and Jon code...

Stackoverflow is for coder...

That means that there must be a code

The code is

1...

2...

3...

4...

5.

ITS FIVE

thats the number of letters in Valve

programmerinsults.com

Valve hasnt released Half Life 3

Your code, just like C. Has no class!

1:55 AM

Bill

Your code is so insecure they had to call in the Adobe Flash team to fix it.

Why do Java Developers need glasses?

because the coffee burns your eyes?

terrible, just terrible

because they dont C# (get it C-sharp)

haha

@SpartanDonut that was great

1:56 AM

It's not mine

It's from a comic I saw the other day

lol

lol I should be writing JavaScript code rn

you spread the virus

am i sick? how can i check?

a viral joke, is literally a virus

it propogates through the internet

1:57 AM

Will I vomit muffins now?

alters people's minds

no, but you just made a reference to it, and made it your own

you were affected

how does that make you feel?

i feel... different

start's to vomit muffins

oh no.. how long do i have left Jon?

we should profit until you pass, by selling the muffins

but they're raisin muffins

you are doomed.

drowned in your own puke

Rejected - Best Oscar Award Winner Movie

1:59 AM

nooooooo... start's being buried by all the muffins

lmao is he bleeding?

Am so confused...

really?

►

2:02 AM

coughs final muffins, in a soft tone Jon...

I have a last wish...

Add emoticons to this chat...

:)-0~~~

the best line in cartoon history

coughs raspberry muffin no, we need the animated ones... like (mooning)

►

\o/_____/|_

that first image will leave me scarred for the rest of my life

you have never seen goatse then

2:04 AM

lol I missed it

you bastard! you made me google image goatse!

if i wasn't scarred before...!

you could of just wiki'd it

pretty bad that it was the rick roll of the 90s

#JaveMasterRace

jk jk jk xD

lol

Java Forever And Ever Movie (Java vs Windows .Net)

2:09 AM

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@Jon lol i saw all of those

@Jon wow that was a great video! thanks

i am full of links like that

in my brain

can u give me the link to :

How to become a potato?

Hey Jon

What would u do if u had Dimethylmercury

Whoa guys check this out! reddit.com/r/thebutton

Oh no, am a filthy purple

meh bedtime

2:54 AM

come on wtf....

why does this warp it's straight...

3:07 AM

A second is officially defined as the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom.

random thing I just learned

well, "learned", not that I understand it XD

@SpartanDonut j4 afk first 15 min and we still gonna lose

3:20 AM

matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/…

:(