> In Australia, people joked about supporting Harambe as a write-in candidate on the ballot for the federal election.[35] Public Policy Polling included Harambe in their polling for the U.S. presidential election. The dead gorilla had 5% support in late July (ahead of Green Party nominee Jill Stein) and 2% in August (tied with Stein).

But wikipeida link have no mention of race thing

thats because most mainstream media in the US is left leaning, so they deleted all there pro black stuff when they found it was wrong

our media is hyper active at pushing the agenda they want

I'm not saying anything

:P

almost as bad as british media(which is run by the gov officially)

this for ankit

mah cam gurl went to bed

boo

Hehe! You didn't pay her enough, Himarm!

im poor

shoo

my wifes already passed out

so i can chat :P

I think media is bad everywhere this days

@Himarm Not my song but my band ;)

panic at the disco is my favorite right now

Oh, so the cam girl logged off right as your wife came home...interesting ;)

i like this

haha that was playin right now

@Himarm ;D

my wife came home 3 hours ago

and went to be

d

she has to wak up early

real similar band

my highschool crush introduced me to this

High School crush? You mean the girl that showed you her boobs?

that was 8th grade

2 girls showed me their bewsbs

my highschool crush lived 2 houses down

and was in my spanish class

she was 1 year below me

we had spanish 1 togeher

@Himarm I think no

Not heard much

Wow. Himarm saw 4 bewbs in the 8th grade ;)

"-"

@AnkitSharma A flag is pending.

@Himarm I am obsessed with 5SOS and J Balvin etc too......so I am weird with picking my music

@AJ commnet for now, will see later

5 seconds to summer and whose jbavlin:

need to get ready

I have no idea what Himarm just said ;)

this was my neighbor

she had a crush on me

and shes british

O.o

well her parents wer ebritish

she had dual citizenship

i really dropped the ball on her

MY LIFE

She looks like your wife.

i know 5 seconds of summer

@Himarm k J balvin Colombian reggaeton singer

I like reggaeton stuff

wife for comparison

@Himarm NO your wife definitely look diffrent

Your wife is much prettier...just sayin'

Ooops I am late for apointment

Time to leave

c u guys later

Bye, Ankit!

j bavin isnt in english

what is this !!!!

is this spanish?

doesnt sound indian

what are you on ankit

What the heck are you talking about, Himarm?

he linked me a youtube vid

its not in english im pretty sure its in spanish

ankit is indian

it doesnt make sense

lol

Hehe! Well, I can't speak or understand any other languages. I suck.

in highschool i had about 60-70% reading comprehension of spanish

and speaking im at like 2

now i have like 10

I can understand a few words, that's about it.

I really need to become bilingual ;)

i had this song at my wedding

you need to learn german

:P

and this

I do need to learn German. Napoleon was speaking German on our vacation. I really want to know what he was saying! Argh!

you need to know if he calls you stupid in german ! :P

Well, he was talking German in his sleep...I'm not sure what he might have been calling me ;)

uhoh

you were close enough to here him in his sleep

scandalous

Yeah, we are both consenting adults...scandalous! ;)

OOOOO :P

i have another show for you to watch but your already back logged :(

What in the heck does the Jurassic Park theme song have to do with anything? ;)

IM LISTENING TO IT

dang

:P

im on the indiana jones theme

Haha! alrighty, then!

but i decided to watch the mask

What show do you have for me to watch?

oh shit i forgot

youve seen psycho

the movie?

psych *

Yes.

and i think you watched some drunk history

and always sunny

shit what show was i just thinking of

good news it completly sliped my mind

the mask is on tho

cameran diez's first movie

shes hot in this movie, i dont like her since haha

Yeah, she actually looks good in that movie before she got too skinny.

god shes hot

i cant believe this is her first movie

its like you can just see her career starting

its before people called her joker face

Agreed. She looks great in that movie. She was a model before becoming an actress, though.

my favorite story was that she bought weed from snoop dog in highschool

like who would have thought she went to highschool with snoop

I know, right? That's awesome!

it either shows how rich snoops family was

or how poor she was

were has jim carry been

hes like a mainstay and hes ben absecent for like 5-10 years now

he was in dumb and dumberer 2

which was trash

and thats about it

Bring around the Loaner

?the loaner?

I couldn't even handle dumb and dumberer 2. The first one was so great, that one just depressed me.

i miss him

Me too. I frigging love Liar Liar

THE PEN IS BLUE, THE PEN IS BLUE, THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!

HAHAHA!

LOOL

yes i own that movie as well

shit cameron diez 's boobs seem bigger in this movie then her current stuff

my mom was a big fan of adam sandler, second bill murry, and third jim carry

it was weird she liked adam sandler so much, but i think its because she loved the wedding singer

God, we quote Liar Liar all of the time...and Dumb and Dumber.

what about bob is probably my moms favorite movie have you seen that?

im sorry what about bob is my moms second favorite movie after, good bye mr chips

Of course!

baby steps...

the real question is, have you seen good bye mr chips

:P

baby steps to the store

baby steps to the bus

I haven't seen goodbye mr. chips :(

thats okay its form the 60s probably

the guys wife dies in the first scene its in ww2

my mom cries when the opening music starts

So, it isn't a comedy, then?

no its a drama

its just weird thats her favorite movie

follow bye what about abot bob, the wedding singer, and the water boy

thats my mom for you

shes a firm believer that anistasia lived after the bolshivec overthrow of russia

she has like tons of books on it

Ahhh...she believes that Anastasia survived, huh?

that lady who claimed to be her, my mom is conviced was

she has all these books about how the dna tested her, but the people they tested her too wernt blood relatives

becuase the british royalys got all the money

if no heir was found

my mom loves the british royals too

shes conviced the british royals set her up because they would have lost 100s of millions if not billions

all of there money was in the swiss banks

so the russians couldnt claim it after the killed them

but the british got the money

Yeah, I just remember the dna testing not matching, so I stopped believing it.

she said the dna tested her to like a 5th cousin

victoria would have been her grandma i believe

but they tested her agaisnt a cousin of elizibeths

or somthing

so it was so far removed that it failed

Right. Prince Albert was supposed to give them refuge, but didn't want to get involved politically and then they were murdered.

my mom was convincved though because she new details about the internment that the royal family faced, and new about stuff that no one but a royal would have known

its a shame too, because anastasia's dad had people get pieces of noahs arc

but the communists burnned them

so none of that is official anymore

Yeah, I am just not very familiar with that whole thing, I just know what most people know and that Prince Albert felt guilt and remorse for not giving them refuge when he wanted to.

but the supposed arc location on yadda yadda mountain was in a thaw 100 years ago, and they claimed to get pieces from the acual boat

but the commies burned/destroyed everything

dam commies

Wait. Wut? How come I have never heard of any of this before?

my mom loves the monarchy

she has all the british monarchy mapped out since henry the VIIIth

alot of it is "heresay" obviosuly

since alot of records were destroyed

after WWI

europe was such a mess

wwI was a war between 3 cousins

then 1 cousin gets a coup, 1 cousin looses the war, and the 3rd cousin is like, reperations more then you can ever repay, hence germany ww2

despite hilter they would have revolted in some way

OMG. Your mom loves Henry VIII? Awesome!

I love the monarchy from Henry II - Elizabeth I

my moms free time is spent reading about the british monarchy

she has tons of books

thats how she fell for anistasia

my grandpa is really into history too, he ended up as a missionary in the philipienes

he has forbidden the family from traveling ther ethoo, its a security risk country right now, there killing everyone over there

I think that I have every book written on the Tudor dynasty. I can't wait to go to England in a few months! Woohoo!

haha going to visit all the castles?

Yep! And the Tower of London!

gana visit dr dizzle

or rand

:P

i still think mango needs to show up

for a dinner date

:P

Hey, that's right! Mango still owes me dinner! Thanks for reminding me!

Sure! I would love to meet those guys IRL!

did he get a new job?

or is he still just chilling at home

living off his australia money

@DrRDizzle i know you want to meet steeler :P

I believe that he is still at home. He hasn't emailed me since I got back from vacation :(

what a butthole

Yeah, I'm gonna come and sleep on your couch in your new house, @DrRDizzle ;)

and your girlfreind will be like

WHO THIS HOE

just say its your cousin

I'm gonna have Napoleon with me, though...I'm afraid that they will start arguing about movies ;)

best out, since your related

napoleon will be stuck on the street

haha

Or, if I meet Rand, they will start arguing about ID questions. Haha!

lord

its the part in the mask where cameran diez is signing at the club

in a tiny dress

Ohhhh...great part!

and hes starting a new song

some jazz

this song is so good

I love the part at the end when he swallows the bomb..."That's a spicy meatball"

its funny hes in like a dick tracy outfit

thats... a spicey.... meataaaball

now i want to do ollive garden thanks

I only eat the soup at Olive Garden...and the salad.

Zuppa tuscana or something. OMG. It's awesome.

i love the salad, bread sticks

the pasta fagoile

i usually get the chicken scampi

or the chicken marsala

i typically never eat more then 1/3rd of my order though

due to salad

Yeah, I have 1 bowl of soup, no breadsticks and the rest in salad.

your wasted on olive garden

:P

Yeah, I get drunk on salad ;)

i want some salad real bad now

Me too. Haven't eaten today. Starving, actually :'(

i had jimmy johns for lunch

had them take the mayo off, an scoop the bread

<stomach growling>

<feeling faint>

dinner was a cheese roll ujp

your vending machine have some popcorn in it?

thats low cal

200 for a whole bag of cheesy popcorn :P

No. I'm cleansing myself. No food until Monday.

your gana die

nooo

I won't die, I promise. I still get my nutrients, just not in the form of food.

i need some water brb 1 min

I have to get my body back by my birthday, there's just no other option.

oh man i stood up

and was fked

made a cheese roll up

and got some water

Oh, God. Don't fall over ;)

gana sit here and chug 5 waters

I am drinking 1.5 gallons a day...ugh.

i drank a shit load of rum

so i need to slirp tha twater up

Good plan :)

Does your wife have to teach a class in the morning?

she went to bed at like

12-1

its 430 now

You said that she had to get up early, didn't you?

yeah she has lessons at like 9 am

then her sisters baby shower

then her softball team dinner

i love when he puts his mask on in front on ben stien

and nothing happens

and hes just making noises

Hehe! I love Ben Stein! "Bueller, Bueller, Bueller"

people get mad at him couse hes said conservative stuff before

but i think hes a jew, and most jews are conservative

Oh, I didn't even know that he was political. I knew that he was an economics teacher or something before.

he does conservative leaning econ unless im to drunk to remember

they have cameron in super booby clothing

lots of puff

lots of pushups

shes really only like a B at best

Yeah, she has no bewbs.

id feel sorry for her

but if she wanted she can get a bewb job

There's really no point anymore. How old is she, anyways?

shes in her 40s i think

43

she could get one if she wanted

shes entering sagging ages

i think she lost cleavage too, she dieted to much

she tried to stay super skinny to long

thats my worst fear with my wife loosing weight

its random were you loose it, and she could loose her boobs first

i dont have the money for implants

Oh, Lord. The sagging ages...

Well, when you lose weight, you do lose some of your bewbs, but not a lot.

i know its hit or miss per women at least ive heard

but i like my D's

D's! Holy crap!

she had D's when we got married

Really? Wut? She doesn't look like that from your wedding pics.

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that dress doesnt really have alot of padding

thats mostly her

she was really skinny when we got married

so she was like a 34 D

now shes like a 38 though

She doesn't look like a D at all. She's around the size that I normally am and I have never been a D, not even after I gained dress sizes after being bed-ridden for months.

have you been sized by victoria secret?

they sized her and confirmed it

i cant look deep into her photos

because she looked weird in highschool

she didnt wear any make up

Yes, I have been sized by and actually purchase bras from VS.

they told her shes a D and she has no loose space in them

so i believe them

ive seen women with loose space on their their bra's

my wifes are tight all around

Hmmm...well, I admittedly usually only wear sports bras. I only wear actual ones if I dress up to go out. Actually, the last time I wore an actual one was on my vacation ;)

looks biggere here

she looks so weird without her makeup

ima get on her facebook and delte shit

her eyes look real sunkin in like shes sick

if shes not wearing maskaria, and eye liner

she didnt start wearing it till she wanted to date me

and i had shown her pictures of girls i liked

she like changed her look for me before we started dating

Yeah...changing your look to appease your man. Uhuh. I get it.

i liked those semi emo girls

so she curt her hair a bit, and did eye liner

she had a real sick look to her since she first got diagnosed with diabetes

you cant tell now

but her old photos

ill linkone

this is my wife before i met her

look at that, and her wedding piv

thats her at her skinniest though

she lost like 30 pounds senior year to freshman year of highschool

she had dated a guy all thorugh highschool and he broke up with her after he got his on prom night

so she lost like all possible extra weight

Wow. That doesn't even look like her.

i think she looks better with a fuller face and a little bit of makeup

i dont like he rhighschool photos

Ugh. That's why you never give it up in High School. Jerks!

it doesnt look likeher