@Evan: I added a link to my prior answer two minutes after you posted your first draft, which I only saw after that, and which was still under construction when I saw it. If anyone could claim prior art, it's me, but I am not going down that silly road. You accuse me of copy-pasting and then instead of saying sorry, you accuse me again of laying a trap, which is .. just weird. I have the feeling you are not aware how offensive you are.
All that aside, your answer is still plain incorrect, like I commented.