Well it’s vs the US dollar and Canada remains irrelevant

Looks fine to me

wordle

w0rd13

vvyrdl

check out bob pitching woo at me

Whelp, that's the pinnacle, pack it up, we're done here.

pretty good

big b small c

😊

maybe shop a comma in when you print the business cards

lakhs quality, I expect

"i did not receive an error message"

no, but you went out of your way to write a bad query

you should have received a logical error message

It's MariaDB, Maria doesn't care about dates just mostly prayers

we're saying a novena for you

Probably going to take more than a few

the first one is free

Error: Error divide by 0
MindTree: Should we suggest customer to not divide by 0?
Me: I have no faith in humanity.

sounds like they need nullif

I think you should be able to divide by zero. It would take a really long time though

Take the Java approach with +-Infinity

Keep adding zero until you get the original number

lol just make it 0 bro

1/0=0

who needs to put more thought into it

but 0 * 0 isn't 1

or maybe it is

I'm not a mathematician but I read it as how many times can you take nothing away from 1. Depending on how you define nothing it could be 0 times, or infinite times, right?

Just spin the CPU adding zeros

Serves 'em right

Make a new error about the number of recursions in 0 arithmetic

According to Erik's logic, if I take an apple and slice it into zero pieces, I have no apples

I suppose it has a sort of attraction to it

Pretty, one might say

@SeanGallardy I think about division as "split y into x equal parts." With that definition, division by zero is undefined, because the request doesn't make any sense. "Split 4 into 0 equal parts."

Throw the apple into a black hole

0 is the most equal number

certainly the roundest

0 has 0 odd numbers in it

prove me wrong

What do you mean by, "in it"?

Welcome to Erik Does Maths

2 is really a couple 1s

1 is a very odd number

0 doesn't have that problem

One is a perfectly ordinary number

imagine that

Zero is even because if you divide it by two, there's no remainder

might have gone for really ordinary if you were shooting for the moon

@JoshDarnell I like that too, yeah man 0 is weird.

denormalising again

that's how you go fast

I suppose one solution to dividing x by zero is to go back in time and remove the x, so the problem doesn't arise

no time travel

y not

sloppy story telling

Tell Marvel that, they seem to never notice

sloppy storytellers divide by zero all the time

It's the panacea to everything in their movies

time travel and pandering

good job movies aren't real

neither is math

I mean, I find it fascinating people will go see a movie about flying people who can leap tall buildings in a single bound, then complain about a bit of perfectly ordinary time travel

chat playing up again

third time's a charm

An AG somewhere just failed over

someone call aaron

or maybe I time travelled and sent the message again

hard to prove one way or the other

imagine the uproar if someone successfully divided by zero in a Marvel movie

people would just walk out of the theatre

@PaulWhite That should have been the plot of Ant Man Quantumania.

who's to say it wasn't

maybe it wasn't the plot in the universe you saw the movie in

main character syndrome

and all related to the current gold price

i love this lousy query plan

Hey, all, quick question: if I'm on SQL 2019 CU24, and I want to apply the April security update, do I need to apply CU25 THEN the security patch? Or can I just apply the security patch? (We are not yet moving to CU26) In other words, are the security patches cumulative?

guess I can try running the security patch, and if its not the right base version it'll tell me so....

Hmm, they're almost identically sized (899,576 KB vs 899,235 KB), so I'm guessing they are.

@BradC You should be able to apply CU25 + GDR without going to 25 first.

support.microsoft.com/help/5036335

> To apply this update, you must have SQL Server 2019 or any SQL Server 2019 CU release through this SQL Server 2019 CU25 GDR installed.