Caller: Hello Mrs Smith, this is the head from your sons school ... Did you really call your son "Jonny ;DROP Table [Students] --Smith"?
Mrs Smith: Yes we did, little Jonny Tables we like to call him!
Caller: well I hope you're satisfied, we have lost all our student data for this year.
Mrs Smith: Well it seems Little Jonny taught you a lesson too then about sanitising your data input, so proud of our boy!