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1:24 AM
Look at this.
I'll be emperor of dba.se in a few more months.
 
Congrats! All hail to the conquering hero!
:D
 
Top 5 this month, and I only answer questions about real databases. I have all the residential and kid stuff ignored at the tag level.
(like SQL Server and Mysql)
 
 
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3:33 AM
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Q: Amending the FAQ on `how do I ask a good question?` to include formatting

Evan CarrollI think providing some advice on formatting would be useful. I'm thinking that we could at least update this FAQ question to request text, and further SQL for test data. Formatting When possible do not include pictures where text would otherwise do, and even better than text is the necessary SQ...

 
 
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6:05 AM
I think I've busted a person with sock puppet.
Anyone want to look into it? The questions aren't total shit in that someone else can use them, and the presence is probably mostly harmless but I'm fairly sure they're the same person. The questions are just to similar not to be sufficient evidence of a sock.
I mean, a lot of the questions seem questionable. As if they were asked by a script kiddie from the edge of the autistic spectrum. Perhaps they're NSA. Asking questions about parking, zipcodes, and wifi hotspots. I suspect it's Snowden's replacement.
http://dba.stackexchange.com/questions/157444/select-multiple-ranges-in-a-where-clause
http://gis.stackexchange.com/questions/220498/how-do-i-select-a-range-from-query
http://gis.stackexchange.com/questions/220175/how-to-query-two-tables-using-st-within

We've got two questions on essentially ranges with WHERE (as in BETWEEN) -- basic stuff. And, both use boroid in the sample. Both are by new users. Both of the new users have 'C.' as their last name.
 
6:25 AM
@PaulWhite Thanks for nudging me in the right direction. I can't believe I missed those comments...
 
7:22 AM
@Erik It happens. Useful info in comments is easy to miss.
 
Good morning, evening, afternoon wherever you are.
 
@hot2use Hi
 
I'd like to follow up on my question currently on SF. serverfault.com/q/817837/145804
It currently has 4 upvotes and one comment from @TomV (thank you) and was wondering what my next steps might be.
Should I migrate the question from SF to DBA.SE and hope for the best or should I put some bounty on the question over on SF? What would the "oldies" recommend?
 
Did you have any luck with James' suggestions?
 
Was that the response with the lower bit IP address and knowledge base article?
 
7:34 AM
And a link to a KB article
Yes when rereading it was that
And did you try the route configuration?
 
Well @JamesLupolt 's response would basically be the solution, if the windows server's IP address is the lowest in the range of IP addresses assigned to all the other SQL Server IP addresses.
 
I'm not sure what would be your best course of action, adding a bounty over there, or reposting here
 
That would work for us so far. However, I'm not sure if I could set up a route for a program.
 
hmm you are right
 
@EvanCarroll if only you knew enough to use a proper RDBMS like SQL Server
 
7:40 AM
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Q: How to set up application-specific routing table on Windows?

netvopeSuppose network interface 1 (net1) and 2 (net2) are both connected to the Internet. I want application 1 (app1) to use net1, and application 2 (app2) to use net2. How can it be done under Windows? If you need a concrete example of the above situation, consider: A laptop with Windows 7 net1 = A...

not sure I would recommend using freeware applications for that, or if that would comply with your security policies
Injecting hooks into processes etc
If you repost here one of us could offer a sizeable bounty (I believe @PaulWhite offered to do so)
or you could add a bounty over there first, see what happens and if it doesn't help you still have the option of reposting
 
@hot2use A bounty on SF seems worthwhile. You question has low views, and there are only a small number of bounty questions there right now. And yes the bounty offer here still stands.
 
@TomV third-party software is not an option
@PaulWhite Thanks a bunch
 
I would offer a bounty there first, see what happens and repost here if it didn't help, but I'm often wrong :)
 
That's my instinct too.
 
@TomV you wrote in the transcript that "Meaning, if you could instruct the OS of your SSRS server to route your outgoing connection to SQL over a specific outgoing ip address/NIC SSRS wouldn't notice "
 
7:44 AM
Yes that's what I think but I don't have a setup to test
 
The issues is that I could have potentially 1 Server with 15 SQL Server instances. Each of those 15 SQL Server instances could be hosting a Reporting Services instance
 
But if all of those connect to SQL instances with distinct ip's you could get away with it
ssrsinstance1_ip > sqlinstance1_ip and ssrsinstance2_ip > sqlinstance2_ip
 
@EvanCarroll There's only one account here. Flag for a gis mod if you want them to look at it, or hit Contact Us.
 
@hot2use be back in a short hour or so
 
@TomV Ok. Thanks
@TomV I can have a windows server 168.xxx.xxx.70 with a SQL Server instance on it 168.xxx.xxx.71 which itself has SSRS installed. I can then have another 14 instances (168.xxx.xxx.72 - 168.xxx.xxx.85) all running on the same Windows server. So I have one windows server with 15 SQL Server instances and all of them could be providing SSRS Services.
The issue is when the Reporting Services connect to a different SQL Server say the 162.xxx.xxx.52 SQL Server instance.
 
8:23 AM
@hot2use you mean .72?
 
8:35 AM
@TomV No xxx.52 (and that is the point of the question)
The 72 server might want to connect to the 52 to retrieve data, and that is why I currently need two firewall rules.
 
What i think may be confusing me, is there a SQL Server instance on the report server or do you mean an SSRS instance?
 
It's the same. The SQL Server instance on .72 with the master, model and msdb database is also home to the SSRS instance with the ReportServer$APPL1 databases.
BUT (and that is a big but) the SSRS/SQL Instance has no USER databases holding data that the SSRS instance will retrieve data from. The data for this standalone SSRS/SQL instance (on .72) is retrieved from a different SQL Server instance (on .52).
That's why I currently (need) have two firewall rules from the .72 instance, because I am unsure if the SSRS connection will go out from the SQL/SSRS instance specific IP address .72 (to .52 on 1433) or from the server address .70 (to .52 on 1433).
Basically we have created a SQL/SSRS instance to house only the SSRS relevant database and functionality, but the data retrieved for the reports could be anywhere (in the example on the .52 server).
That is one of the restrictions I have in our environment "....I am not interested in feedback suggesting that having SQL Server and SSRS on the same server would resolve my issues. I know that and would gladly do it but for the third-party software required to run together with the SSRS components."
I agree that my question is one real MF of a question and through the discussion here, I am seeing potential to tweak my question slightly here and there to increase the quality.
@PaulWhite ... or do you see through my question from an SSRS perspective?
 
 
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11:19 AM
I did it!
Life is complete.
 
12:14 PM
Yeah. I know what you mean
 
12:33 PM
:33962627 I want to star that
 
@dezso I tried too, but apparently you can't
 
@TomV Can't what?
 
@TomV and @PaulWhite and @JamesLupolt : Bounty is up for the taking
 
@PaulWhite Star the message @dezso wanted to star :)
 
@TomV Ah see now. Ok.
@dezso Didn't take you long to spot that "pg" ;)
 
12:41 PM
@PaulWhite "pg"?
 
I see
 
Sep 8 '15 at 13:54, by dezso
postgres or PostgreSQL, please :)
and hundreds of similar, probably.
 
yeah, probably. I remember the guy that kept doing a rollback that edited "Postgre" with "PostgreSQL"
 
@dezso looking at that answer you edited, I've seen that mentioned before, but does PostgreSQL really run better on *nix than on windows, or is that a myth?
Yes apparently
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A: Is PostgreSQL suited to one OS? Is it better on Linux than Windows?

Magnus HaganderPostgreSQL will definitely run faster on Linux than on Windows (and I say this as one of the guys who wrote the windows port of it..) It is designed for a Unix style architecture, and implements this same architecture on Windows, which means it does a number of things that Windows isn't designed ...

 
12:54 PM
@TomV even the official docs say so
@PaulWhite hathat
@PaulWhite what is interesting that people are using servers as desktops. In my time a 4 CPU Sun Fire V880 was a giant, with enormous amount of RAM (we had maybe 16 GB)
 
@dezso In that time amounts like 100 GB probably qualified as big data too.
 
@dezso Yes indeed.
 
Happy days.
 
> > 761 bytes free
The prompt of my first computer. About 33 years ago.
 
The oldest I remember was
> Quarterdeck Expanded Memory Manager
:D
 
1:13 PM
I didn't have a first. I think I started directly from a fourth or fifth.
Before that I used to visit my friends in the neighbourhood who had computers.
 
> 3583 bytes free (VIC-20)
 
BBC Computer 32K

BASIC

>
Although, before that I had used a little single-board 1802 machine with 256 bytes of RAM.
 
1:33 PM
Spam, nuke please
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A: Golden Gate realtime replication basic question

shivamGATE COMPUTER SCIENCE & INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY, DATABASES QUESTIONS & ANSWERS http://gate-exam.in/CS/Syllabus/Computer-Science-Information-Technology/Databases

 
Orbital spam removal implement dispatched.
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Deleted by Community while only at -3. I know that spam flags generate downvotes, so was it deleted after just 3 flags? I thought spam required more.
 
@AndriyM I wondered why I could downvote it a second time after adding a downvote already by flagging
We should try to reproduce that behaviour to see if it's a bug
for science
 
1:49 PM
you have 600kb of free memory
 
@AndriyM One moderator spam flag is sufficient :)
 
@PaulWhite I was guessing as much.
 
14 mins ago, by Paul White
Orbital spam removal implement dispatched.
 
@AndriyM once I made the thing into a mobile computer, putting all the keyboard, monitor, mouse and UPS on top of the V880 and pushing the whole thing (it had wheels) into the other room
@hot2use what sort of enormous machine was it?
 
1:54 PM
"And now for something completely different..."
 
@dezso a normal 386-er with DOS 6.2 with 2MB RAM, a 40MB HD, running Q-office for serial letters printed on a needle printer (Brother)
Still have Q-Office on a Floppy Disk somewhere.
 
@hot2use that's quite recent :D
 
I had a borrowed Texas Instrument for programming BASIC, but I never made it that far. Can remember typing page after page of ASSEMBLER code into a C-64 compiler to create games
 
@hot2use yeah, carefully copying from some magazine
 
@dezso eggs-actly
 
2:05 PM
@dezso that sounded like a hipster
or heapster
 
there was some game that we types multiple times, but then I got a tape unit
 
"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic." - Spike Milligan
 
@TomV That row goal question probably is a duplicate. The two solutions in the linked Q & A are probably the most general solutions. The IF EXISTS sets a top-level row goal otherwise, and there's very little to be done about it. No query hints allowed, trace flag 4138 ineffective. You might get lucky with a rewrite, but the plan would still be based on an error, and could change at any time.
And I say that having already undone Kin's gold hammer close as dupe :-/
 
@PaulWhite Yes that was why I was surprised he said "yes that worked" when I asked him to rewrite as a regular left join
But i didn't find the dupe target myself so I tried to write up an answer with what I understood from it, which admittedly wasn't too much
Which is also why I expected you to point out where I was wrong :)
 
Oh I just noticed the OP has started a bounty on the linked Q & A.
@TomV Well I would have looked into the specifics of his case a bit more, but the scripts don't run. The index defs are missing; the collation isn't specified (it's SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CI_AS by trial and error) and the same table seems to have been scripted twice (as sometable). Anyway, too hard.
 
2:20 PM
"Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible" - Francis of Assisi
 
@TomV If there's anything specific you're unclear on, I'm happy to chat about it.
It's only really the IF EXISTS that is important, the not exists in the inner query is a bit of an aside.
 
@PaulWhite That's what I suspected, but then I don't get how removing the not exists solves his issue
and indeed I couldn't get the repro to work before I ran out of time
The only thing I can think of is that removing the not exists somehow removes his nested loops (since in the comments he states it still doesn't go parallel)
but we can't verify, and I asked him in the comments to add the resulting plan after that change but he didn't
and a second thing I'm confused about is why he (we?) would get a nested loops join for a not exists, since "not exists" kind of suggests "there is a good chance you won't find any matches" to the optimizer (the way I look at it)
 
@TomV I imagine so, yes. The obvious fix would be a HASH JOIN hint, but hints aren't allowed.
@TomV Well it's like this:
 
@PaulWhite Too bad he doesn't respond any more, I would have liked to repro using 4199 or on a more recent version
 
The optimizer is looking to estimate how many rows it will need to read from bigtable before it finds one without any matches in smalltable.
 
2:27 PM
Any folks in channel with transactional replication knowledge?
 
It estimates 1, but in reality is has to search very many rows (in that particular index order) before it finds one.
 
Ah I see, if you look at it like that
Well as to why my suggestions solves his problem I still don't understand, but I think we never will until we get a working repro or the resulting exec plan
 
It's not helped by the fact the optimizer checks for a match on source in the NL ASJ, rather than using any index that may be on smalltable. Scanning 952 rows doesn't take very long, unless you do it a lot.
@TomV Exactly so.
 
@PaulWhite But I still find it intriguing
@TheGameiswar could you please provide a working repro for us to play with (hosted on something like pastebin and not dropbox). I'd like to play with this a bit more since I'm still not sure why my suggestions works for you and I'd like to improve my answer after running more tests and hopefully getting some empirical evidence — Tom V 26 secs ago
one can only hope
 
@billinkc used it once for the replication of vacation information between two locations (Switzerland - Germany)
I wouldn't call it knowledge, though.
 
2:38 PM
@TomV The fast plan with the ASJ with a non-1 estimate output suggests 4199 would not fix this issue btw.
@billinkc I know I'll go to great lengths to avoid using it, does that help?
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@billinkc A little, depends on how difficult your question is going to be
 
@PaulWhite I (think I) know what you mean.
At my old place they still have a replication for intranet access/author permissions, which involves Oracle UCM and additional user tables synchronizing with AD. If it fails (and it does) you have to re-create the basic permissions for all the users.
 
I found it generally OK when everything was just running along. The restrictions, odd bugs, and corner cases were a pain from time to time, as was upgrading across multiple sites with much scripting and hoping for the best but I really started to dislike it when it broke suddenly and debugging/recovering was necessary in a very hot, live environment. Too much drama.
 
Agree.
 
Those scripts are not working unfortunately — Tom V 1 min ago
"not working" hat hat
prepares move to chat missile
 
2:54 PM
@PaulWhite Am I failing at Engrish again?
 
@TomV No, but how many questions have you seen that say "not working". The typical response is...what's not working/what error message do you get/etc. Just seemed funny to me.
 
@PaulWhite There are too many errors to document in a comment :)
I was suggesting "test them before you post please" :)
@PaulWhite Hmm, I saw a "move to chat" link, but it only moved the discussion between me and the OP to chat, it didn't move the rest and didn't delete anything
I thought it usually said "continue in chat", so I was wondering what would happen if I clicked the link :)
 
@TomV Boom! Chat
@PaulWhite Nice coincidence. (do I have to explain this?)
 
@PaulWhite hi clippy!
 
3:00 PM
@TomV Yeah the auto continue thing only copies the conversation.
@bluefeet See I can do art!
@ypercubeᵀᴹ AGL
 
@PaulWhite I sense a career change in the future
 
Jun 4 '14 at 21:30, by Kermit
Mr. Clippy doesn't like being borrowed from Help the helpless with how-to-ask tag tipsKermit 14 secs ago
 
@bluefeet That's about the peak of my powers, sadly.
 
You posting an image of Clippy and me a Boom! Vertica! reference.
 
@ypercubeᵀᴹ Far out. That's some ancient reference!
 
3:03 PM
@PaulWhite today is full of heapsters
 
Where is @Kermit these days, anyway? He hasn't come to the chat or ages.
 
And I can't believe that question is from 2013
 
Oct 25 at 17:18, by Kermit
thank you
Most recent message.
Just after saying stuff about a second kid and being ever-hectic.
 
@Lamak I'm always lurking just don't normally chat
not sure if I'm still a heaper
 
@bluefeet you are a heaper. But I was talking of "heapsters" (like hipsters)...
 
3:08 PM
@bluefeet Once a heaper always a heaper. You still chat quite often in any case.
 
@PaulWhite and he posted that comment because someone ask about him
 
We're standing up transactional replication here to keep a second database in sync with the primary for N tables. The target is 2 second latency and sometimes we hit it, other times we're very, very far from the mark
My distributor is done running gooderer https://t.co/RC8zMmwgiU
 
@PaulWhite ah yes. Second kid, that rings a bell. Thnx!
 
@Lamak See that's where you went wrong. Insufficient joke explanation.
 
Anyways, trying to dig into where the resource contention is happening, what resource we're waiting on and such
 
3:10 PM
@billinkc Do you have (access to) Robert Davis' book?
 
@PaulWhite yeah, I knew when I posted it that I was lacking.
 
@PaulWhite Didn't realize there was one...
 
@billinkc I might be misremembering who wrote it :)
 
"Pro SQL Server 2008 Mirroring" by Robert Davis and Ken Simmons perhaps?
 
Ha yeah. Mirroring, replication, same thing right? LOL
I'll just sit here quietly and do some colouring in.
 
3:13 PM
They have a page or so on replication so I was going to give you credit for remembering that
 
@billinkc Well he did write a white paper on restoring replication from a backup, perhaps that was the thing. Bit lame.
There were some clever things to be done with e.g. the distributor but I cannot for the life of me where that sort of information is written.
 
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A: Very slow database response - only for few packets

dns43Thanks for helping me out! Although our developer is quite versed, we found our database to have an user account related calculation that inflated itself. So keep that in mind when facing similar problems! Cheers dns43

Don't you just hate user account self-inflation?
 
3:29 PM
It's a widespread problem I hear.
 
@PaulWhite Don't know, I mostly encounter user ego inflation
 
@TomV there's also the case of users head inflation
 
:-|
 
@Lamak I have no idea what you are talking about, maybe you should explain at a bit more length
 
@TomV this time there's no need to explain:
 
3:35 PM
@Lamak I would have never guessed that's what you meant
 
@TomV I know I know
don't worry about it
 
@Lamak There's always a need to explain.
 
;-)
@PaulWhite ah, yes, but sometimes the laziness wins
 
Strange dupe-hammer
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Q: Temp Table Not dropping though it looks like it does

LumpyWe are running SQL Server 2014 SP2 CU1. I've run into an issue where it looks like my temp table should be dropped in my procedure so that I can recreate it but SQL throws an error saying my temp table is still there? I can of course name the temp table to something else but I'd like to know ...

 
4:19 PM
@hot2use As far as I know, any new connections from SSRS would go through the source address selection rules described here and use the IP address that is closest to the next hop (the default gateway in this case) for connections to the Database Engine on the other server.
So in your case that would be the .70 address, assuming the default gateway is 255.255.255.[something less than 70].
You could try setting SkipAsSource for the .70 address if you want the server to make new outbound connections from .71 instead. I don't know of a way to make that happen for only SSRS though.
Other than the SkipAsSource case or someone changing the gateway or netmask, I can't think of any cases where the connection to the Database Engine would come from .71 instead of .70.
Sorry, I meant to type "assuming the netmask is 255.255.255.xxx and the default gateway is something less than 70."
So I'm surprised both of these rules are necessary:
168.xxx.xxx.71 --> 162.xxx.xxx.51 : 1433
168.xxx.xxx.70 --> 162.xxx.xxx.51 : 1433
Does something definitely break if you remove either one?
 
 
2 hours later…
6:23 PM
yay for table spools on recursive ctes on a 9bn row table
 
6:33 PM
And I just went down a quick google rabbit hole to learn about table spools so I could be "in" on the comment. ;-)
PS, hi @swasheck
Unrelated, the name that comes through from the Denver VP Events email address said "Seth, VP Events" until last week.
 
6:46 PM
My coworker just installed some motor that raises and lowers his monitors for him
 
@mmarie hiya
@mmarie NMP
 
@swasheck Sometimes you want your operators to be lazy
 
@TomV this one is pretty frickin lazy
 
Aaaw, I miss grumpy @swasheck
 
@mmarie Yeah, it's better than depressed @swasheck
 
7:02 PM
who's grumpy?
 
@TomV I wouldn't say "depressed" @swasheck....more like self-deprecating @swasheck
 
:)
 
:33973152 you might be right
 
for the 3 people who may not be room owners
 
@swasheck thanks
You just earned me my fourth flag
in a week
 
7:09 PM
:33973179 That reminds me of too many of the ambulance calls I wish I never answered the tone for.
 
@TomV someone flagged that?????????????????????????????????????????????????
 
@swasheck not yet
(i think)
 
@swasheck not me
 
I would think self-d would be more common than a non-self version
 
@MikeWalsh what does? the table spool?
 
7:10 PM
This one was self deleted before a non-RO would flag it
 
But what do I know about the hijinx kids get up to these days
 
you old fart
 
@billinkc I guess it really depends on how you mean it. I mean thankfully most of us are all Self-D'ers, I mean medically some aren't. But if the self means "on self" well then that's a different matter
@swasheck No the removed item.
 
@MikeWalsh @billinkc i'm certainly glad i dont have to rely on someone else to eliminate on my behalf
 
We had the discussion about Depends yesterday
 
7:12 PM
We should probably can this toilet talk
It's a waste
 
@billinkc It can get foul real quick.
 
I'll go brush my teeth
 
let's see if we can start a movement to get the log eliminated
 
So I have a question about log flushes.
 
Make sure you take a dump of your database first
/ducks
 
7:14 PM
must be a full dump, though
 
I'm wiped
 
well this is still just swirling down the drain
 
I'll always remember a call with a PSS rep about 8 years ago. It was tier one and English was a second language so the way he asked us to send a memory dump on the phone came out "Please. I will need you to take a dump and send it to me"
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Air
Whoever's responsible for this conversation should be subject to sueage
 
a colleague spoke up and asked "paper, or plastic"
 
7:16 PM
Depends
 
Air
such BM
 
ok all. this has been fun, but it's time for guitar practice
 
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Q: Migrating Data from SQL Server 2005 to 2016

RobertI am a newbie for administering sql server. I am comfortable with SQL language and making SIS packages. I want to migrate data from SQL Server 2005 to 2012. My question is do I need to worry about the system databases and other objects such as indexes, stored procedures, view, security and per...

 
Is that really a duplicate? The question is specifically about system databases and the other answer doesn't head there? Don't really care just felt a bit non duplicate to me. Though not a great question all the same.
 
7:23 PM
@MikeWalsh My second reopen vote today, that never happened before
 
@TomV ha
I also wonder what most folks do. I pretty much NEVER restore master or model or msdb when going up versions. I always migrate via scripts. I'm not saying Max is wrong, I just wonder if I'm in the minority or majority here.
 
@MikeWalsh Neither do I, just transfer jobs or scripts, but I don't usually migrate system databases
and by not usually I mean "I can't remember I ever did"
 
@TomV same here.
 
@MikeWalsh +1 for dbatools.io by the way, learn something new every day
 
@TomV Great scripts. I use the login copy and job copy with AlwaysOn Availability Group deployments to keep those in sync also.
 
7:37 PM
The suggestion for UUIDs is fine as an alternative. +1 But what did you want that subjective "inferior ones like ..."? To piss whoever uses them? -1. (no vote from me, either up or down) — ypercubeᵀᴹ 19 secs ago
 
neutralcube
 
@MikeWalsh Just sent that to some of our internal mailing lists for testing when someone sees an opportunity, thanks for the tip
 
@billinkc I should have made that a hat name this year
 
@bluefeet hat hat
 
so many hats
 
7:44 PM
can't wait, personally
 
@bluefeet Swisscube would also be acceptable
 
not for the collection of hats in itself since that's gone after a few weeks, but for the challenges that help understand the site, or clean up the site for many people and the improvement it often brings to the network
 
@billinkc and make it look like swiss cheese?
 
That pleases me
 
maybe next year all the hats are designed already
 
7:46 PM
@bluefeet Or make it look like a swiss guard hat
 
ha
 
@bluefeet perhaps let the users design hats next year? @billinkc would be thrilled.
 
Also, if you are using 2016 and notice schema comparisons are slow but improve with the legacy cardinality estimator turned on, you might need to update statistics on system tables github.com/sjh37/….
 
@ypercubeᵀᴹ that can't end well
 
Note the trailing period on that is part of the url, every program likes to ignore it for hot linking
 
7:47 PM
@ypercubeᵀᴹ interesting idea. maybe
 
user image
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We were running into a similar situation here (without the insight to try the cardinality estimator switch) and I ran that this morning and things are much better
 
8:13 PM
@ypercubeᵀᴹ Edited.
 
@AndriyM I'm sure he'll stop by to thank you.
 
@ypercubeᵀᴹ And as soon let me know my comment was well thought out.</irony>
 
8:27 PM
@MikeWalsh i really dont like migrating system databases either
it feels dirty
but copying logins and such ... that's a giant pain in the butt
 
@swasheck not with dbatools.io :)
 
@MikeWalsh features: "lots of upvotes"
@MikeWalsh thanks though. i'll check it out
 
@TomV So, the "fun" I missed was with that Evan guy?
 
@Lamak Well, the fun went sour rather fast
 
figured
didn't know that he was kind of a troll....it surprised me
 
8:42 PM
@Lamak Evan?
 
RO only :)
 
@swasheck well, I missed the fun, but looking at the original text of this answer and his comments, I can see that he's kind of trolling
 
yeah
troll
i'm still curious about what happened between evan and @TomV ... naturally my impulse is to unequivocally support @TomV
unless @TomV is actually TomTom
 
Lets just say I lost control, it escalated, I apologized and for me it's closed, I'll just ignore the guy now
 
@TomV sorry to hear it. sounds like you had justified anger. thanks for standing up for human life and dignity, regardless of the object.
 
8:51 PM
@swasheck He got the have-been-kick-muted-from-the-heap badge as well, if there was such.
 
twice
 
@ypercubeᵀᴹ @TomV or evan?
 
@swasheck both
 
hmmm. glad i wasnt active
 
@ypercubeᵀᴹ Not me, I just got some flagged comments and some moved to trash, I don't think I was kick muted myself
Evan was kick-muted by me and Jack
 
8:53 PM
@TomV my mistake then.
I thought there was a SCIENCE experiment as well, after those.
 
@TomV when can he come back?
 
@ypercubeᵀᴹ Ah yes, we kick muted bill to see if RO's could unmute themselves I believe
@swasheck He's been back, a kick mute apparently blocks for a minute the first time and 5 minutes the second
 
@TomV RO?
 
@swasheck room owner
 
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i'm slow. sorry.
 
8:55 PM
Paul saved the conversation pretty nicely by switching the topic to random sports
and we were testing if kick muting made the DONK sound to the one being muted IIRC, but that wasn't on me (fortunately, I might have gotten a reputation with the non-resident mods)
 
@TomV a reasonable candidate
@TomV thanks. i feel caught up and in-the-loop.
 
@swasheck You were active at the time though
Dec 2 at 20:01, by swasheck
DONKS FOR SCIENCE!!!!
and the 3 messages from there ending with
 
@TomV i remember the picture of the news anchor or something ... however i wasnt participating in the heap. i think i'd just popped in
but didnt follow the thread. plus ... i'm lazy so i dont read back
 
Minor loss in this case
it wasn't worth reading
 
Seth is never around, just like the moderators who aren't Paul White
 
8:59 PM
/changes subject
 
@TomV how bout them sports people?
 
THERE IS NO SETH ... THERE IS ONLY ZUUL
 
They certainly gamed the right game the last time they gamed didn't they?
They pointed so good
That one player pointed very well and received all new stats, that was good too
 
@jcolebrand They earn so much millions it seems
 
See you guys, I do know about sports!
 
9:00 PM
With footballgate now in the news
 
Damnit Seth, stop it :p
I would prefer to talk about CheeseGate
 
I hear Hazard and Debruyne are underpaid compared to Ronaldo
 
It's that thing where I don't have any cheese currently with me
 
@jcolebrand EmentalGate sounds a nice name.
For something. I don't know for what exactly but sounds good.
 
GateGate
@TomV Hazard yes ...
 
9:03 PM
> The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in!
 
i have a friend who chose to support the gunners because of their colors
 
@jcolebrand what are you quoting here?
 
it crowd
 
Katherine Parkinson is a nice looking lady.
 
9:29 PM
I just used dbatools to copy a ton of stuff to a fresh instance, no problem. Super cool.
 
10:58 PM
@ypercubeᵀᴹ Is this article good? I can't tell so far.
 
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