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@swasheck peachy.
 
@bluefeet the comments are priceless
 
It sucks because if it in fact gets blocked on all my home machines that will mean I have to go into the office.
 
@jcolebrand Web culture? Really? This is a database place
 
Please Kill Me
 
12:07 AM
@ypercube Phil's Sudden Death hits you for 10543953945 (123123213 overkill). You die
 
@Phil i think @ypercube was referencing the fashion link that i sent
@Phil "Phil's Sudden Death" so you smelled it too?
 
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A: weird sql server behavior when inserting and selecting

PhilDatabases do not return rows in a given order unless you supply an ORDER BY clause in your query. The order of a SELECT * FROM MYTABLE; query is undefined. Apologies for the simple answer!

Too mean?
Sure one of you SQL Server deviants will explain how data pages/caches work etc
 
@swasheck WTF
@ypercube I couldn't tell if that was meant to be a cry for help from the model or the designer.
 
12:32 AM
I have a good story about my previous answer in here
Imagine you have a telco that has a prepay system that has a batch that removes unspent free minutes/SMSes at midnight each night, then gives them their months allocation. This is driven by a config table. A maintenance at 3am one night deleted the rows and re-inserted them.
The next night I got a call at about 1am (I was on call) saying there was a problem
I looked an nobody had any free minutes
The rows had been re-inserted and happened to end up in different blocks
It'd been just lucky that it'd worked the whole time, as the proc that selected had no ORDER BY clause.
Everyone had their free minutes/SMSes added, then confiscated :D
What a clusterfuck to clear up. Christ
Had to write a load of mental code to re-credit people that'd been charged (out of their prepay balance) and take it out of the relevant SMS/data/voice balance
That wasn't a fun few days
My other favourite was a muppet that shouldn't have been able to touch a Unix box in the first place typoed "hostname - a" and ended up changing the hostname of the box to "-". Queue ORA-600 errors all over the place and lots of angry call center calls (from landlines, as he'd stopped call authorisation for prepay working). I found that problem quite quickly!
Deleted it by editing it. Can't do much else until a mod sorts it
 
1:06 AM
@Phil Please please please please drop me a linkedin/email with the name of that telco :)
 
@Phil Yeah you can :)
 
1:22 AM
Banged with a hammer.
 
 
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4:04 AM
@Phil the community did fine with that one actually.
@Phil StackExchange is a web culture. The site here may be focused on dba's, but overall our audience is still restricted by and large to those writing on the LAMP or ASP.NET stacks, sadly. We have very little SAP style users, apparently.
@Phil That is a HELL of a story
 
4:23 AM
Is there an Android app for SE chat? Like with notifications etc?
 
I mean, there's the browser, but I doubt it
For starters, there isn't a notification server afaik for SE, especially not chat
You would need something that would send out force notifications, right?
 
 
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5:44 AM
So let me get this straight - when a bunch of people tell you that many experts consider a row and record to be different concepts, you crap all over it and refuse to acknowledge it because it didn't come from an official source (even though one such quote came from an MS Press book written by the one and only Itzik Ben-Gan). Yet your evidence here consists of two excerpts from random junk on tech target? Double standard much? — Aaron Bertrand 2 hours ago
"who are arguably experts in the field"
he didn't say that, but Aaron probably should have ...
 
6:05 AM
hello everyone
could anybody suggest we which data base (between big data and Oracle database system) is best for analytic mining of telecommunication data (user profile and Their call details)
 
6:23 AM
@Pattinson Only if you can tell me what the best bucket to bail out the ocean with is.
Seriously, your request doesn't make a lot of sense.
First off, who is this for? (I don't need a name) Is it a regional carrier? Do they have more or less than a million customers?
Will they need to do itemized chunked data analysis, or will the system merely have a few fields per record, such as "time of call, destination of call, origination of call, length of call"?
I mean, you could be recording second->second including nearest three towers that recv'd the signal, current timestamp within the call, origination timestamp of the call, dialing number, rcv'g number, conversation ID, ICCID (is that the name of the phone id?) of each party if it's mobile, quality characteristics for each tower, and effective data rate of the call.
Do you see the difference? One is trillions of rows of obscene amounts of data, one is hundreds of millions with relatively small data sizes
Assuming you need to do analytics on trillions of rows of complex denormalized data, I suggest the first step is to hire a professional DB Analyst or two and let them consult with what you need to do analytics on.
If you need to do analytics on hundreds of thousands of records, you're in the right spot.
@Pattinson does that help at all?
Because, to be honest, I'm not entirely sure what you need, since you half-asked one question in a quiet chatroom
 
7:24 AM
Anybody using sql server BPA 2008r2?
 
 
2 hours later…
9:39 AM
ho hum
@jco sorry for making things worse yesterday responding to that flag
thanks for sorting things out
 
Busy chat today. On the other hand I guess it is the weekend
 
btw he is talking rubbish about Oracle and 'record'
@SimonRigharts you are kidding: out of all the SE sites I've looked at we are the quietest at the weekend!
 
9:54 AM
@swasheck no need to worry, and sorry if I seemed to take sides against you. Read this if you haven't already and you'll understand where I was coming from :)
 
 
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4:05 PM
@JackDouglas Of course the standards aren't freely available, and the early articles from the 70s and 80s aren't online, but I found what appears to be an early quote of Codd's rules which do mention records. However, recent work by Date definitely appears to use row, and of course for all the reasons I mentioned in my answer, it is generally a better idea to use row and that is the excepted usage by most (if not all experts), including Celko, who makes a big deal about it, as already noted.
I think especially with no sql paradigms and a variety of "databases" which take elements of network, hierarchical and object databases, I think it's best for relational databases to use table/row/column to further reinforce that the relational model is one which is largely standardized and consistent - in terms of nomenclature, capabilities and well-understood rules like normalization - certainly compared to the fruit salad of other solutions out there.
 
4:35 PM
this is such a sad answer to this question
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A: sql function column not available for where clause

user1972626you might be getting that erro due to the fact that your column name isnt in brackets (RowNum). I have had this error before, nd fixed it that way.

 
5:15 PM
One more close vote required please folks...
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Q: How to disable ldf file or limit its size

FloranMy .ldf file size keeps increasing. I already tried to shrink it but after that it just grows again. How can I permanently limit the filesize or perhaps even disable it entirely (since I don't think I'll ever use it).

 
 
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7:41 PM
@CadeRoux it's extremely rare to hear record/field these days in my experience—would you say the same?
 
@JackDouglas I only hear it from non-technical database users involved in design - never from anyone talking about the database. Which is another thing - they don't know the physical design, so I always use row and column to mean physical row and column.
 
 
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9:46 PM
Always nice to get swag - dba stickers arrived
Also a random 2GB flash drive from UBM TechWeb - I guess for a survey or seminar.
 
9:59 PM
oh look, more rep for saying something generic ...
@CadeRoux woot!
We're appreciative of the community participating in events, even if we don't all manage to get behind them. You guys make the site. (I'm not really a dba, am I? I just kinda mangle code from time to time. Ergo, I get to play here, but I really ain't the target community)
 
10:18 PM
Sometimes I'm glad to live just outside the Deep South again ...
Who seriously believes that Obama is "secretly a Muslim"
 

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