The Bridge

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Stizzle84

5:11 AM

Wanna bet

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Technic ENEMY.

FEichinger

@Mana Well ... we seem to be stuck in a loop. The last time that happened, I was talking to an IRC bot.

David M

@Frank I never knew the "proper" term for that annoying shit.

OrigamiRobot

brb, knocking on all my neighbors' doors.

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@Stizzle84 I thought you said you were in Florida?

FEichinger

5:12 AM

@Stizzle84 My chances are pretty good on this one, you know ...

Stizzle84

Wait david u told me not to cuss then u cuss

Mana

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SNAP david what are you going to say now.

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Stizzle84

I was in florida on vacation

David M

@Stizzle84 I never said not to cuss.

GnomeSlice

Apr 26 '13 at 14:54, by OrigamiRobot

@OrigamiRobot waiting for the bus

StrixVaria

5:13 AM

@Stizzle84 So you complained about not getting snow in Florida during your vacation?

David M

Plus I'm 25 years older than you claim to be.

OrigamiRobot

classic @DavidM

Stizzle84

Yes

FEichinger

@DavidM Pulling the age card? Really? I thought better of you.

David M

@FEichinger It's the only card I have left.

Stizzle84

5:14 AM

But david u said not to cuss someone recall it

FEichinger

@DavidM That's deep.

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@DavidM pinacolliding.tumblr.com

David M

@FEichinger Not really. The depth of character card is long gone.

LessPop_MoreFizz

I think you missed that one and will appreciate it a great deal.

OrigamiRobot

Clearly @Stizzle84 is somewhere around 30. Why else would he have 84 on the end of his name?

FEichinger

5:14 AM

@Stizzle84 Please, for the love of God, type out the "you".

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David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY!

Stizzle84

I am 13 84 is just a number

Fluttershy

Man... Broken Age makes me feel all nostalgic.

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@DavidM THE DEPARTED ONE

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz OMG!!!!

@Stizzle84 It's not just any number!

LessPop_MoreFizz

5:17 AM

@DavidM It's the Lion King title at the end that seals them

I just convulse laughing every time it hits

Stizzle84

O then what is it

David M

The Hannibal Lechter one was weak.

Stizzle84

???????????

Unionhawk

It pleases me that I can strictly speaking pull the age card on 2 people in the room currently.

Instead of my usual one.

(you know who you are)

Or at least, I hope so.

Stizzle84

I am 13

David M

5:20 AM

@Stizzle84 We've established that you claim to be 13.

Yet, you are clearly 84.

GnomeSlice

I'm 21 I think

David M

Has anyone in here seen the Lego Movie?

Stizzle84

No i am not u r clearly 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999‌9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years old

David M

I took the kids to see it last weekend.

FEichinger

Feb 18 at 13:26, by Sterno

I am physically younger than @JasonBerkan and mentally younger than @FEichinger.

Stizzle84

5:21 AM

I have seen it

GnomeSlice

Have any of you played Dogs of War Online? It looks pretty cool.

David M

It was a turd!

GnomeSlice

F2P on Steam.

David M

Worse than Frozen (cc: @yuki)

Stizzle84

If origami is a robot he should have a computer inside himself

OrigamiRobot

5:22 AM

@FEichinger I have 12 storage barns and I'm still getting "close to capacity" messages :(

Mana

has anyone played any really good and difficult platformers recently? please don't say Super Prison, everyone's played that

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot More houses, then.

David M

@Stizzle84 That's not the definition of Robot.

OrigamiRobot

@Stizzle84 No, myself is inside a computer.

Stizzle84

Frozen was terrible

GnomeSlice

5:23 AM

@Mana Angvik

David M

@Mana Flappy Bird?

Mana

@GnomeSlice nah, wasn't that great

OrigamiRobot

@Stizzle84 cc @Yuki

FEichinger

@Mana Super Prison.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger This is a statement that I do not agree with, for various reasons.

GnomeSlice

5:23 AM

@Mana Inescapable

Mana

@FEichinger haha damn it you're right, guess I'll go play that again

damn what a great game.

Stizzle84

Then how do u nock on peoples doors if u r inside a computer and i thought u were paper

FEichinger

@Unionhawk But @Sterno very nicely explained it!

Feb 18 at 13:27, by Sterno

I have, to date, never yelled at kids to get off my lawn. So @FEichinger has me beat.

StrixVaria

I need to watch The Departed again.

OrigamiRobot

@Stizzle84 You obviously have no idea how the world works.

StrixVaria

5:24 AM

Stupid Netflix not having any good movies.

David M

19 mins ago, by David M

@Stizzle84 If there is an autocorrect/spellcheck feature, turn it on.

FEichinger

9 mins ago, by FEichinger

@Stizzle84 Please, for the love of God, type out the "you".

Stizzle84

No

U

Unionhawk

Wow. He sure showed you.

StrixVaria

@Stizzle84 We already do these things.

FEichinger

5:25 AM

@Unionhawk How dare you defy me!

GnomeSlice

@Mana Mr. Bree+

David M

Anyone want to utilize their diamond tipped sword yet?

Unionhawk

Is this what we're doing now?

Fluttershy

@StrixVaria Such a good movie. :3

Unionhawk

I refuse.

Stizzle84

5:25 AM

I decline

OrigamiRobot

@DavidM Is that a euphemism?

Stizzle84

Never

David M

@OrigamiRobot Yup

Unionhawk

@FEichinger I'm a pretty daring person.

Y'know

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot This is the Bridge. Of course it's a euphemism.

LessPop_MoreFizz

5:26 AM

@DavidM Nope. That's earned.

GnomeSlice

@Mana Love

Unionhawk

Defying someone who is around a year younger than I am

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn I was instructed to blame you.

Unionhawk

Well that was an awkward initial revision.

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Eww.

Unionhawk

5:27 AM

I thought I typed it right the first time, apparently, horrifically wrong.

Ktash

@Unionhawk @FAE would ship it

Unionhawk

31 secs ago, by FEichinger

@Unionhawk Eww.

FEichinger

@Ktash Of course she would. It's @FAE.

StrixVaria

@uni

FEichinger

Is there anything she wouldn't ship?

Stizzle84

5:28 AM

Corn

FEichinger

@Stizzle84 DENIED

Unionhawk

@Stizzle84 well played

I'd give it a C+

Stizzle84

Denied for what

David M

@Stizzle84 Buh . . . I . . . have nothing to say.

Stizzle84

Boo yah scu doosh

Unionhawk

5:29 AM

Please do not ever do that again.

Stizzle84

Scu as in scum

David M

43 secs ago, by David M

@Stizzle84 Buh . . . I . . . have nothing to say.

Ktash

@Stizzle84 You are only from one of those generations...

Stizzle84

Boo yah scu doosh

David M

@Stizzle84 Kung Fu Panda? Really????

Unionhawk

5:30 AM

Yeah, I feel like even my patience is reaching a critical point.

StrixVaria

HOW EVERYTHING OUT

This is how I feel right now.

David M

1 min ago, by David M

@Stizzle84 Buh . . . I . . . have nothing to say.

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@Unionhawk There is a button that will fix this.

StrixVaria

This room is worse than TPP.

Stizzle84

Boo yah scu doosh

FEichinger

5:31 AM

@Stizzle84 Now this is approaching spam.

Frank

@Stizzle84 Ok, annoyance at max.

I'm flagging the next one of those.

Stizzle84

What

Unionhawk

@LessPop_MoreFizz I am aware. I'm about to use it, I feel (I usually reserve that for... about this level)

Ktash

... we don't need another diamond rush

David M

@Stizzle84 That sound is the sound of 15 people hitting ignore all at the same time.

Stizzle84

5:32 AM

Sound?

FEichinger

@DavidM Surprisingly: Not me!

StrixVaria

The problem with the ignore button is that it's usually best used on people who completely disrupt the room, and then you can't even follow what's going on with that individual ignored.

Ktash

@DavidM I always forget that as an option

StrixVaria

If only there were an ignore button that worked for everybody...

Unionhawk

@FEichinger I am highly offended that you are more willing to ignore me than this.

FEichinger

5:32 AM

@StrixVaria It's called "suspension", I believe.

@Unionhawk You're a repeat offender with your three-letter-pinging.

user15026

@Stizzle84 for the record I never said you should swear, I said our culture allows for it. I am not your mother, I didbt give you permission. Stop being an annoyance, take responsibility for your actions.

Stizzle84

Ignore what

Yuki

@OrigamiRobot ... So he didn't like Frozen. I swear, I've gone over this before.

Frank

@StrixVaria Hellbanning should be a thing.

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Yuki

At least twice.

StrixVaria

5:33 AM

30 mins ago, by FEichinger

8 hours ago, by FEichinger

FEichinger

(And, to be honest, I just want to see where this is going.)

It's like a slow-motion trainwreck.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger OFFENDED

Stizzle84

I love dumb and dumber

David M

@Yuki I paid Frozen a compliment. I said that it wasn't as bad as the Lego Movie.

FEichinger

@StrixVaria No, no ... if the joke had gone over my head, that would've been an explanation of the flagging system. What I posted there was just sarcasm.

StrixVaria

5:34 AM

@Stizzle84 This is the best thing you've ever said in this room.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Frank It kind of is. If everyone puts somebody on ignore... the person on the other end is effectively hell banned! It's like magic!

David M

@StrixVaria Could potentially be the best thing ever said in this room.

FEichinger

@LessPop_MoreFizz Except we won't ever get someone ignored by everyone.

Yuki

@DavidM It's weird how they see fit to cc me whenever someone mentions they didn't like Frozen. I honestly don't care what other people think about the movie. I like it and that's all I care about.

Stizzle84

They r coming out with dumb and dumber 2 this november

FEichinger

5:35 AM

Which is the whole reason we have this big a problem with people disrupting the room in the first place.

David M

@Yuki I cc:'d you myself.

@Stizzle84 Again? It came out years ago.

It was called Dumb and Dumberer

Yuki

@DavidM I'm including you in "they".

StrixVaria

@DavidM No, they came out with Dumb and Dumberer, which was by a different crew with a different cast.

FEichinger

@Yuki You don't just like it. You're obsessed with it. :P

StrixVaria

Now they're making "Dumb and Dumber To" with the same directors as the original, plus Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.

Stizzle84

5:36 AM

Yah the new one is still with jim carrey and the other guy

Yuki

@FEichinger True. And yet I really don't feel like changing anyone's mind about the movie. That's a good thing, right?

David M

@StrixVaria Because Jim Carrey is still funny . . .

FEichinger

@StrixVaria This almost makes it sound like a porn parody, out of context ...

StrixVaria

@DavidM I still like him.

David M

@StrixVaria I actually liked Yes Man.

StrixVaria

5:37 AM

@DavidM I felt like Yes Man was a less interesting Liar Liar.

Stizzle84

Me 2 i like jim carrey

FEichinger

@Stizzle84 "the other guy" ... The name is right there.

David M

@StrixVaria I was just going to say the same.

Stizzle84

Where

FEichinger

1 min ago, by StrixVaria

Now they're making "Dumb and Dumber To" with the same directors as the original, plus Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.

Show some effort, will ya.

Stizzle84

5:38 AM

O well shit

David M

@Stizzle84 That added quite a bit to the conversation. Thanks.

Stizzle84

U r welcome

Can i request android hell

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@Stizzle84 No.

FEichinger

@Stizzle84 Okay, see, now you've made it to my ignore list, too. Enjoy the ride.

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→ 1 message moved to The Android Hell: This Is The Part Where All The Robots Scream At You.

Stizzle84

5:40 AM

Y what is so bad

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@Stizzle84 It's not a room for actual chatting. It's a dumpster where we throw trash from this room.

About android hell

Like I just did.

I know

@LessPop_MoreFizz Thanks bro!

It was annoying even me who reposted it.

LessPop_MoreFizz

5:41 AM

@Stizzle84 When you request access, it Pings, (and in turn, annoys) everyone who has the 'keys' to throw things into that dumpster.

@DavidM And now you know what it's for!

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah

Stizzle84

(Sniff) (cry) :,(

David M

Office rerun on in background: Karen: You can't give paperclips to a baby. He could swallow them. Creed: It's ok I have tons of them.

Unionhawk

Oh my god. It's so quiet.

Stizzle84

Talk about random

Unionhawk

5:43 AM

I can hear myself think

Stizzle84

CAN U NOW

David M

@Stizzle84 Random is the lack of order that is associated with concepts like entropy . . .

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@Stizzle84 Basically, you aren't a moderator, or a deputized trusted longtime member of this community. (Which is what a 'Room Owner' is, since you asked earlier) You don't need the keys to the dumpster, and we aren't going to give them to you, so repeatedly pounding on the dumpster doesn't help you get in, it just makes people angry at you for no good reason.

Do you want people to be angry at you? It seems like a waste of effort and energy to me, but then, I've never fully understood trolling...

David M

Was that what you had in mind?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Anyway, I am going to bed. Play nice children.

Stizzle84

5:44 AM

I dont want to own the room

FEichinger

Randomness

Randomness means lack of pattern or predictability in events. Randomness suggests a non-order or non-coherence in a sequence of symbols or steps, such that there is no intelligible pattern or combination. Applied usage in science, mathematics and statistics recognizes a lack of predictability when referring to randomness, but admits regularities in the occurrences of events whose outcomes are not certain. For example, when throwing two dice and counting the total, we can say that a sum of 7 will randomly occur twice as often as 4. This view, where randomness simply refers to situati...

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's because you are a monster!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Stizzle84 Then you don't need access to the Android Hell. Access to the Android Hell is a thing for Owners to help them do their job.

Stizzle84

Watch this

Look at your screen for a few minites

OrigamiRobot

I am going to go to sleep. Being a robot, I don't need to sleep. I'm just giving people fuel for their conspiracy theories.

FEichinger

5:45 AM

(For the record, writing access in Android Hell doesn't actually let you write anyway. The room is frozen. It can just be used as a move target.)

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz Are you feeling better, BTW?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger I'm well aware.

@DavidM Eh, still congested, but nothing awful. Nyquil is magic.

FEichinger

@LessPop_MoreFizz Just pointing it out.

David M

@OrigamiRobot You are just powering down as a means of conserving energy. Duh.

FEichinger

Oh for heaven's sake.

David M

5:46 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Good. If it gets unbearable try Neosynephrine nasal spray.

Unionhawk

?

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Our friend just banged against the door again.

LessPop_MoreFizz

1 hour ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@Stizzle84 MOD VOICE: You've been asked repeatedly to stop requesting access to the Android Hell. It is annoying many users and is bordering on behavior that I'd consider spam. If you continue, I'll have to suspend you from chat for a while, for the sake of the sanity of everyone with permissions for that room.

I didn't want to have to do that.

Have a nice evening.

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz Later bro.

OrigamiRobot

I knew @LessPop_MoreFizz was going to be the best mod.

Ktash

5:48 AM

I'd call mod abuse, but I support this abuse

(even though I muted him a while back)

Unionhawk

I was between him being either the worst mod, or the best. I'd say best now.