Jon alludes to it in the beginning of the video. Apparently the state reacted to the video of him dragging his unconscious fiancee out of the elevator.
well, you wouldn't want to be seen as the kind of establishment where under-educated spoiled little bastards can't punch their women with impunity would you? bad for business!
I have lost my one and only tablespoon. I have exactly 1 set of cup measures, 1 set os spoons. They match.
They never go in the dishwasher, 'cause they're special.
My tablespoon is AWOL
All is not right with the universe
I feel a disturbance in the force.
Today is the day (it's now 1am) that they announce the amount of the Alaska Permanent Fund (to be direct deposited on 10/3/14) and...I think maybe...the Mezzetta announcement is today. I tried to confirm that, but I can't find the e-mail.
Damn it to hell that you're already married, 15 years too young for me, and 4500 miles away!!! "Dual-Purpose Insulo-Impact Protection Layer"!! !! I love it! :)
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it was originally made back in the nineties, and it was just a weekly competition between 3 people, cooking a 3 course meal
then it went off the air
then it came back in its present format
there are two judges, an Aussie chef called John Torode, who is a dick, and a Londoner called Gregg Wallace, who's just some foodie they've pulled off the street, also a dick.
I wanted to slap the people silly! "Yes! He's an ass! He also knows what the hell he is talking about! Do what he says and you might save your restaurant!"
'a good place to start is with Thomas Aquinas, a 13th century theologian' - eeeerk, incorrect. If you're starting with a 13th century priest, you may as well give the fuck up now
ah yes, the old first mover argument.
everything requires a mover apart from the first mover. Why does the first mover get away with it?
I'm actually looking forward to this philosophy class I'm starting at the end of the month. I've reached a point, and it's been so long, that I just don't get it any more.
How can you walk upright and, you know, pay your car insurance, and believe in this stuff?
Mark Twain summed it up brilliantly: “The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.”
These people laugh at African tribes that believe in witches and vampires, but are perfectly fine with eating the flesh of a 2000 year old Jewish zombie
> "Take physics and bin it! Water has memory! And whilst its memory of a long lost drop of onion juice seems infinite, it somehow forgets all the poo it's had in it."
I listened really hard the first time, so I think I got it all, but oddly, maybe didn't enjoy it as much as I could have, because I was working so hard.
Whew, I have to pause again. My mother, who died a few years ago, had a significant other, named John. John has the IQ of the risotto I had for dinner.
I have to wrap my brain around, "...to explain the existence of feet in the absence of knowledge of the existence of Tony..." Once I totally get that, I will go to bed.
The Frying Pan
The Frying Pan