The Frying Pan

"Hello, Mrs Merkel? Mobilise the Stormtroopers. Yup, Belgium's at it again. I know! I know. Yes, she's fine. Yes, we got the sausage. So... Belgium? Cool. Laters y'all!"

@mien I hope you weren't adversely affected by this? bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22415757

Mien

I do live in Ghent, but it was in a village close next to Ghent.

I had no trouble because of it, but a lot of the villagers did.

Some people are still being evacuated.

And their drinking water is polluted as well.

ElendilTheTall

2:06 PM

Oh dear

time to switch to beer eh

Mien

2:21 PM

SAJ14SAJ

2:36 PM

@ElendilTheTall I am so confused.

@Mien hello?

Mien

I am here.

What's the matter @SAJ14SAJ?

ElendilTheTall

@SAJ14SAJ that seems to be your natural state

SAJ14SAJ

@Mien I saw the alert and then there was all this wierdness about cubes and who knows what. And Ghent.

@ElendilTheTall Pretty much, yes.

Mien

@SAJ14SAJ I'm confused too. Did you see the thawed bread question?

SAJ14SAJ

@Mien I answered it with all the glory it deserved :-)

Mien

2:54 PM

I was just curious where you can buy frozen leftover bread over a counter?

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derobert

4:15 PM

@ElendilTheTall Damn Belgians, they took our jaaawwbs!. We're supposed to be the ones starting wars, thank you.

SAJ14SAJ

@derobert I think I never really have any clue what is going on in this chat!

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derobert

5:25 PM

@SAJ14SAJ hmmm, then the corruption isn't complete yet. You must stick around more.

You should only be at a loss to what's going on when the Europeans start speaking in tongues.

rumtscho

@derobert aw come on, we are not that schwer to understand!

derobert

@rumtscho well, you at least can be put into Google Translate...

When @Mien and @Cerberus start talking in baking-code, that gets hard.

rumtscho

Me? I'm a robot, not a string

Cerberus

Hell there.

Mien

Hi @rumtscho and @derobert

and @Cerberus

Cerberus

5:30 PM

Oops that was a typo, but I'll leave it alone.

rumtscho

I guess you could put the turing machine corresponding to my software into google translate, if you could get the source, but good luck with getting a result out of that.

derobert

@rumtscho Google Translate takes URIs. Not just strings.

Well, I guess URIs are strings. But it translates the resource pointed to

Cerberus

Belgian Waffle, this is Hell Hound. The crême has been burned. I repeat, the crême has been burned. Over.

rumtscho

@derobert If the resource is a HTML string, I assume.

Cerberus

Hmm do you operate on html?

Do you also have the Java plug-in?

BRB phone.

derobert

5:32 PM

@rumtscho Well, it does other things too. Like Word docs and PDFs, I believe. I haven't actually fed it a URI to a robot before...

Especially a Soviet one...

Mien

@rumtscho I wanted to ask you something.

derobert

@Cerberus I hope not. That thing has had so many zero-days its not funny.

Mien

We can buy some meat from a German guy and it is so awesome, but I forgot the name.

Cerberus

@derobert It would explain certain things...

Mien

It's like marinated pork.

derobert

5:34 PM

java-0day.com ... it's been 15 days!

rumtscho

It says "we don't accept links of this type" for www.cleverbot.com, and this is about the simplest robot you can find kicking around

@Mien Kasseler?

Kasseler

Kasseler oder Kassler, in Österreich Selchkarree, in der Schweiz geräuchertes Rippli, ist gepökeltes und leicht geräuchertes Schweinefleisch. Hergestellt wird Kasseler aus dem Rippenstück (Kasseler Rippenspeer, Kasseler Kotelett, Kasseler Lachsfleisch), dem Schweinenacken (Kasseler Kamm), der Schulter (Kasseler Blatt) und dem Bauch. Zubereitung Kasseler ist Bestandteil deftiger Eintöpfe, besonders in Verbindung mit Kohl, kann aber auch gebraten, gekocht oder im Ofen gebacken werden. Durch das vorhergehende Pökeln und Räuchern ist die Garzeit vergleichsweise kurz. Häufig wird es zus...

Mien

Nein.

rumtscho

I cannot think of other types of marinated pork. There is "normal" marinated pork sold for grilling - they put the meat in a vacuum pack, and also put some condiments and spices in the pack.

Mien

I don't think it's smoked.

Oh, I know the term again.

rumtscho

Is it pre-cooked? Maybe it is some kind of sauerbraten

Mien

5:42 PM

But it doesn't says a lot I guess.

Schweinbraten.

rumtscho

This only means "pork roast"

There are many types of it.