The DMZ

@Simon They had an offer for Samsung android devices that offer a huge amount of storage free for a year. I pulled the apk file from a friend's device and loaded it using bluestacks.

Simon

Nice, it sucks that it has a timeframe though.

Terry Chia

That activated the bonus storage but they pulled it after a day. :P

Adnan

12:33 PM

@Simon Proxy, ahhhem.

Simon

@Adnan 32?!?!?

My laziness would kick in quite quickly.

Scott Pack

@Simon You could also use Box.

Simon

@ScottPack Sounds like a rip-off.

Scott Pack

@Simon There's no desktop client unless you pay but you get 50GB for free.

Simon

@ScottPack What about a client for phones?

Scott Pack

12:35 PM

You betcha

Adnan

@Simon Or, I don't know, pay them the 75 euros/year and get 100GB.

Simon

Cool.

@Adnan I don't have any euros, soz.

No idea how to obtain a such currency.

Adnan

@Simon It's 100 USD.

Terry Chia

@ScottPack Woah, that's sweet. Do they offer an API?

Simon

@Adnan Oh now you're talking with sense.

Adnan

12:36 PM

@Simon Dude, 100 A YEAR.

That's so fantastically cheap.

Simon

I'd never use 100 GB.

I'm ok with 7.38 GB on Dropbox right now.

Adnan

@Simon Then use only 10GB and STFU!

Simon

Rude.

Scott Pack

@TerryChia Who cares?

Simon

@ScottPack Young nerdies.

Terry wants to sync all the porn he browses in a cloud service.

AUTOMATICALLY

Adnan

12:39 PM

@TerryChia Yes, only if you pay.

@TerryChia a obscene amount of money a year.

Lucas Kauffman

@Adnan HIT THE ROAD ADNAN

Adnan

@Simon Box is 48 dollars a year.

Lucas Kauffman

DON'T YOU COME BACK NO MORE NO MORE

Terry Chia

@Adnan Ah.

Adnan

@LucasKauffman Which song?

Terry Chia

12:41 PM

Meh, I'll stick to a keychain full of 64GB flash drives.

Lucas Kauffman

@Simon I've got 28 GB on dropbox

►

Terry Chia

They are getting pretty cheap now.

Simon

QUARANTE-HUIT DOLLARS PAR ANNÉES

@LucasKauffman le fu-

Adnan

@LucasKauffman You corporate mofo!

Lucas Kauffman

It's all from free accounts

and participating in a beta program

Adnan

12:42 PM

@LucasKauffman You can't get more than 18GB from free accounts.

Lucas Kauffman

for every meg I uploaded they gave me extra space

Adnan

@LucasKauffman Aha

@Lucas How can I participate in this beta program?

Lucas Kauffman

@Adnan you can't anymore

Terry Chia

@Adnan Get a time machine.

Lucas Kauffman

it was to test the automated upload of images

Simon

12:44 PM

@Adnan Last time I checked Finland was excluded from any beta testing.

Adnan

@Simon :(

Simon

Yeah, sorry bro.

Adnan

Yeah, because we only participate in ALPHA testing.

@David Here's for you dropbox.com/position?jvi=ouKGXfwB,Job

Also, @Simon, if you're willing to relocate.

Simon

an office right next to the ballpark, with a gym, DDR machine, ping pong, pool, and foosball tables, a conference room full of legos (why not?), and too many toys to count

CALIFORNIA HERE I COOOOOOOOME

Lucas Kauffman

@Simon and the guy who wrote python works for them

Terry Chia

12:48 PM

@LucasKauffman He's a PHP guy. He wouldn't understand.

Simon

@LucasKauffman Now I feel like I'm not qualified for this job.

Lucas Kauffman

dropbox is written completely in python

Scott Pack

That explains a lot.

Adnan

@ScottPack It doesn't, however, explain that sentence.

Scott Pack

Neither does your face.

Simon

12:50 PM

@ScottPack Meh, this isn't your best one.

It's ok, we understand that it's Friday.

Scott Pack

I'm busy.

Simon

Being busy makes you unfunny?

Whoa.

I hope I'll never be this busy.

Adnan

@ScottPack That's actually a very nice compliment. Thank you.

Terry Chia

@Simon Don't worry. You will always be funny.

Simon

@TerryChia Waiting for the backstabbing.

Should come in any second...

Terry Chia

12:52 PM

@Simon No no, you are hilarious.

Simon

Anytime now...

IT'S ALL SARCASM, FUCK.

I've been tricked.

Adnan

@Simon Terry means you'll never amount to anything in your life that'll keep you even remotely busy.

Love, family, or career.

Simon

@Adnan Dayum, that's harsh.

Terry Chia

@Adnan I didn't say that.

Simon

I just dropped a tear.

Terry Chia

12:53 PM

I'm just appreciating all the laughs I had because of @Simon's Canadian heritage.

Simon

KNEW IT.

It was a matter of time.

I will now go back to @TerryChia's favorite language.

Scott Pack

Canadians: Dropping tears like others drop the bass.

Simon

@ScottPack Which means I get an orgasm when I cry?

/cc: @AviD

Adnan

@Simon Well, we know that you use your tears for lubrication.

Simon

@Adnan One more edit.

And it should be fine.

There we go.

Adnan

12:56 PM

@Simon That was a perfect Canadian moment of you

Simon

How is that?

Adnan

I'm shooting you in the groin with a 9mm and then you tell me "Hey, sir, you might want to hold the gun with both hands for better aim"

3

Simon

@Adnan Tehe, you have a point.

Terry Chia

@Adnan You forgot "Excuse me" and "Thank you".

Scott Pack

Eh

Simon

12:59 PM

@ScottPack When are you coming to Montreal?

He's using the "I'm busy" excuse to avoid the question. Clever, clever.

@ThomasPornin always comes in when I'm asking people out.

It might be a sign.

Scott Pack

I have no immediate plans to go to Montreal.

Terry Chia

No, he came in here to devour @LucasKauffman.

Thomas Pornin

@TerryChia What for ? Did he do something bad ?

Terry Chia

8 hours ago, by Lucas Kauffman

"base64 is an ideal crypto algorithm"

Lucas Kauffman

@ThomasPornin I wanted to sumon you

so I decided that that might have been a good approach

Simon

1:07 PM

@TerryChia You're one of those kids who tells the teacher when one of your colleagues did something bad, right?

Tsk tsk.

Thomas Pornin

@LucasKauffman So I am here. What is your request, mortal ?

Iszi

@kalina I know I'm a little late on this, but wow... That is what she said!

Simon

@ThomasPornin Sigh.

kalina

@Iszi like an entire day late

Simon

@kalina More like 12 hours.

kalina

1:08 PM

the only slower reaction I've ever seen is Microsoft's response to the iPad

3

Terry Chia

@Simon 14 actually.

@kalina HAH!

Simon

@TerryChia Eat my knob.

kalina

@Simon flagged for abuse

Simon

@kalina I hate you.

Terry Chia

@kalina He might think you are serious. That poor kid can't see chat flags.

Simon

1:09 PM

@kalina, I need your advise for real.

kalina

@TerryChia yeah I had just noticed

Simon

I'm not sure about a transition I made.

kalina

didn't realise he was a 1k network-wide rep noob

Simon

Trying to drop the beat but still not sure if it feels nice.

@kalina My lady, will you take 2 minutes of your time to listen to a transition?

kalina

if you link it me, I'll just tell you it's bad

Simon

1:10 PM

Cool, thanks.

kalina

so I might as well just tell you it's bad

Simon

Hang on.

kalina

so you can get back to practising

Simon

Crap, you have to DL it.

kalina

learn2soundcloud

Simon

1:11 PM

Well, I don't wanna put incomplete stuff on there.

kalina

mark it as unlisted, click share, paste hidden link

Simon

Meh, I guess I should. HANG ON PLEASE.

@kalina Oh cool.

kalina

or.. like I said, "learn2soundcloud"

Terry Chia

@Simon So it's never going up?

Simon

@TerryChia The day that I will be playing a set in your hometown, you better kneel.

Terry Chia

1:13 PM

@Simon Sure. Call me when hell freezes over and @ThomasPornin suck at crypto.

Simon

Oh I will.

kalina

hell can't freeze over until my death

Lucas Kauffman

@ThomasPornin I HAVE SUMMONED YOU

OH GREAT BEAR

Simon

Everyone's poetic this morning.

Lucas Kauffman

BECAUSE THE ONE CALLED COPY

AND THE ONE CALLED PASTE

Simon

1:14 PM

Tag them at least, sigh.

Amateur.

Lucas Kauffman

ARE HAVING THEIR CELEBRATION OF WHEN THEY CAME TO LIVE

Simon

wat

Lucas Kauffman

ALSO KNOWN TO THE MERE MORTAL AS BIRTHDAY

Simon

FOU DU VILLAGE

kalina

@LucasKauffman Life*

Scott Pack

1:15 PM

Wait, they share a birthday? I thought @Iszi said they were dating.

kalina

@ScottPack not mutually exclusive

more than 365 people on the planet, thus it's logical to assume many of them share birthdays

Simon

@kalina My lady: soundcloud.com/pittoreski/mix/s-3lWPb

Scott Pack

@kalina It does, however, lessen the statistical likelihood.

Simon

15:54 is the transition I don't like.

The 3 others I like 'em.

kalina

you have a horrible taste in music

Thomas Pornin

1:16 PM

@ScottPack If they also marry that same day, then they will have a very low probability of forgetting an "important date". That's optimization.

Simon

@kalina I like you too.

Scott Pack

@ThomasPornin But would that count as premature optimization?

Thomas Pornin

@ScottPack Oh yes. Indeed.

Scott Pack

@ThomasPornin I've been trained to consider that the root of all evil.

kalina

mix at 5:10 isn't bad

I dislike the track though

Thomas Pornin

1:17 PM

@ScottPack You know your classic quotes.

Simon

@kalina And I will conquer the world with this "not bad"!

AviD

@ThomasPornin or at least, the partial misquotes.

lynks

@AviD partial misquotes gave us evolution.

Scott Pack

@ThomasPornin Comer is my grandadvisor.

Thomas Pornin

Anyway, today is the birthday of approximately 19 millions of people. So what's the catch ?

kalina

1:19 PM

mix at ~12:10 isn't bad either

Thomas Pornin

@AviD The Knuth quote is funnier when you forget the "97%" disclaimer.

Terry Chia

@ThomasPornin @paste wants a birthday greeting from The Bear.

Simon

@kalina What about 8:10?

kalina

consider that maybe I didn't comment on it because it was horrible

Simon

LOL

Terry Chia

1:21 PM

@kalina That doesn't sound like you.

Simon

I feel like 12:10 will be your last comment then.

AviD

@ThomasPornin of course.

Thomas Pornin

@TerryChia The Bear feels magnanimous today, so: happy birthday, @paste.

3

kalina

15:54 is "ok", it kind of works

Simon

@kalina Really? Cool then.

Considering this is my first time ever mixing, I think I could be worse.

kalina

1:22 PM

it feels a bit sudden

Simon

Yeah that's why I was unsure.

But that's the point too, though.

kalina

it would work in clubs/radio but for a mix cd it might sound a bit abrupt

Simon

Oh, I see.

I'll work on 8:10 and 15:54 then.

Thanks for your feedback.

kalina

I still stand by you having a terrible taste in music

I want the last 10 minutes of my life back

AviD

Simon

1:24 PM

Haha. I never thought this would be the first type of music that I would mix, it should have been Hardstyle.

Terry Chia

@AviD What the fuck?

AviD

@TerryChia special for @Adnan.

kalina

@TerryChia this is my reaction when it's girls doing it

AviD

@kalina which is exactly the point.

Simon

@kalina What's wrong with the transition @8:10 btw?

kalina

1:26 PM

@Simon I've already closed it

Simon

:(

kalina

there's nothing really wrong with any of the transitions

Simon

WOOHOO

kalina

I just wanted to repeatedly kick you while you were in a position of compromise

Simon

Are you serious?

kalina

1:27 PM

the suddenness of the last one still stands though

Simon

:)

kalina

oh, and the terrible taste in music

Simon

I wanna hug you.

kalina

I don't want your aids

Simon

Sorry.

lynks

1:51 PM

Can we change the room description to "Room for Simon and kalina"

kalina

no

not unless you give us both room owner

in which case, hell unto thee

Simon

^ Vouch.

kalina

gallery mode enforced

everybody else removed from the user access list

Simon

Then I post massive naked pictures of myself.

kalina

and then you get banned

Simon

1:54 PM

Oh.

Adnan

@lynks Yes please

Scott Pack

@Simon @kalina You could create your own room.

Adnan

@ScottPack He'd love to

Simon

There would be no one to be abuse in it, what would be the point?

Adnan

@Simon Oh, she'll abuse you alright. Don't worry

Hmm.. how difficult would it be to mirror the whole DMZ transcript?

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