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12:23 AM
@RoryAlsop in one sentence ;) and yes, I flagged that video answer and left a comment
can't downboat because I obviously haven't any rep on gaming... I'm fairly skilled in Tetris but that's about it
I think the first Borderlands might be the most recent game I actually played for more than a couple of hours
and I played a bit with my ... oh yeah, I forgot, I'm not @Simon
 
12:38 AM
@AviD I have no idea why he calls me out.
 
oooo cryptoFIGHT cryptoFIGHT cryptoFIIIIIGHT
@ThomasPornin is there, perhaps, a message you would like to send him?
 
@AviD I exchanged a few messages with him more than a decade ago, on Usenet, where he was his usual arrogant self (and technically wrong, too, but that's not important).
 
whoo
quoted and tweeted
 
If it turns out that he obsessed over me for more than a decade then I do not want to get involved.
 
aaaand we'rrrrreee OFFFF*
TOOOOO THHHEEEEEE RRRUUUUUUUUUUMMBBBBULLLLLLLLLLLLL
@ThomasPornin well apparently this was only like 8 months ago
cmon, give me a message for him
 
12:42 AM
@AviD This discussion at that time was totally unrelated
I told you: I have no idea why he seems to talk to me
 
well not so much TO you as about you
or rather, about what you said
 
@AviD actually I also don't see any relation to Thomas in the link he uses in that tweet t.co/svkNHeHe6r
 
so be the bigger man (bear), ignore the ad hominem, and respond to the content.
@TildalWave hmm? no, that link was showing a weakness that apparently he claims that @Thomas said was irrelevant.
 
@AviD OK but Thomas said that where?
 
@TildalWave dunno.
@TildalWave secret cryptographer's lounge.
 
12:46 AM
This is the answer which is the source of the sentence he quotes in his tweet.
He apparently did not understand what I was writing.
 
ah yes from your comment
that explains why it didn't turn up in site search
 
@TildalWave I just used Google...
 
okay, so what DID you mean?
I admit I dont understand what we're tlaking about here, but it does seem like you said what he implied you said
i.e. that weaknesses of those curves are irrelevant, since the risks dont apply in the way the curve is being used in SSL/TLS.
 
@AviD Apparently he is talking about a situation where some TLS server computes thing wrongly, and also reuses ephemeral secrets non-ephemerally, and this has bad consequences.
 
@AviD small risk of not being implemented securely because it's used in a rather simple way != there's no risk of using it
 
12:52 AM
For some reason, DJB seems to imply that the problem is with the curve whereas it is in the implementation.
 
ah
whereas you were saying the curve is not at risk?
 
e.g. @Simon's ween is at small risk of not being implemented securely because it's used in a rather simple way, but that doesn't mean there's no risk of using it
 
wot
 
@AviD For the situation described in the attack, it requires that the server implementation receives an alleged curve point which is not at all on the curve, and still agrees to use it.
 
and where you say "... in such a way that it would be hard to implement it securely", you're saying that TLS uses it simply, so that it would NOT be hard to implement securely, notwithstanding the fact that they DID succeed in implementing it not securely?
 
12:53 AM
@ThomasPornin I think it's time for you to make a Twitter account.
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@Simon agreed.
I mean, I can pass messages along, for the edification of the internet (or at least the twitterverse), but I wont be understanding what I'm writing
 
@AviD What I was saying at that point was that side-channel leakages of the shared secret were not a problem when they are forced by the client who has, by definition, the shared secret.
 
ah! now that I understand.
can I pass that along?
 
Now here someone found some servers who reuse their own ephemeral secrets for other connections, and do so poorly, since they process their ephemeral secrets with invalid incoming data.
 
@AviD Make sure to misquote so much that it'll force him to go make that account.
 
12:56 AM
lol
 
I know that my own implementations would never have fallen to such a thing because, when receiving an alleged point, checking that it complies with the curve equation is easy and natural.
That some implementers succeeded in failing at this makes me doubt in Evolution.
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But none of the so-called "safe curves" would be more or less at risk here.
If we want to point fingers at somebody else than the implementer, then we can say that the TLS protocol should have allowed, even mandated, curve point compression.
Curve point compression removes redundant parts of the point representation, which in turns implies that the point cannot be decompressed outside of the curve.
 
Jeeze, the week hasn't even started yet and Thomas already makes me doubt that I belong in this field.
le fu-
 
@ThomasPornin I was just about to ask what's the simplest way of checking if a point fits the curve, but I think you just answered that
I mean in this context
 
@Simon please, my high school students should make you doubt you belong in this field. ;-)
 
pls
 
1:07 AM
@TildalWave You reveice X and Y. You just check that Y^2 = X^3+aX+b for the two a and b values that define the curve. This is a matter of 4 multiplications and a few additions; it will be insignificant with regards to the cost of doing the ECDH itself.
With point compression you only have X so you compute X^3+aX+b and then do a square root to recover Y.
It is more expensive, but still less so than ECDH, so it's OK.
 
Oh cool, cheers
 
right, shots fired.
 
There have been some patents, or at least rumours about patents, on point compression, which is why it is rarely used in protocols.
 
I mean, your quotes have been tweetstormed.
starting here:
.@hashbreaker If you are referring to http://security.stackexchange.com/a/78624/33, Thomas Pornin says you misunderstood him.
 
@ThomasPornin shouldn't that be Y^2 = X^3 - aX - b?
 
1:10 AM
please tell me if I got anything wrong...
 
@Simon how so?
 
THE DOT IS FUGLY
It does reply to the tweet anyway so that's fine.
 
I didnt bother pinging djb on that one, since I assume he knows this, just subtweeted that for those following along from home.
 
@TildalWave The curve equation is traditionally Y^2 = X^3 + aX + b, but if you want to note it with subtraction, that's not a problem: just use -a and -b...
 
1:11 AM
@Simon your dot is fugly.
 
:OOOO
 
@AviD From past experience, I know that Internet-based flamewars are fruitless, so I won't engage any further. And for the record, you tweeted, not me.
 
@ThomasPornin yeah sorry I think I confused this with something else, I don't doubt you're right, I just wasn't sure
 
@ThomasPornin of course.
plausible deniability.
 
@AviD That's a huge responsibility.
 
1:14 AM
I got you ;-)
@ThomasPornin and again, dont engage with the ad hominem, engage with the actual knowledge enrichment.
he had a valid point, in his understanding: even when we think risks are not relevant, they turn up 8 months later as an implementation flaw.
 
@AviD If you want a simple summary, I can only repeat what I already wrote in my answer: "Therefore, in your use case, there is no risk of private key leakage that would be specific to the used curve. If your SSL implementation is poor, it will be poor for all curves, not for just some of them."
 
awww avid is white-knighting for pornin. so cute <3
 
yeah got that
 
:)
 
:D
 
1:16 AM
@Ohnana QUICK SOMEBODY IMAGEMEME THIS
White knight riding a bear
 
Remember lads, it's only gay if the tips touch.
 
 
@ThomasPornin Creepy
 
 
1:20 AM
Gee, now I get add requests on LinkedIn from Scottish people.
 
The horror.
 
1:35 AM
you said meme
 
So essentially, the TLDR is: improperly implemented crypto strikes again?
What a SURPRISE
 
2:17 AM
OK I'll let the poor sod sleep, it's Sunday :)
 
2:48 AM
THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED
@TildalWave Lulz, the message still shows up in my alerts
Simon's mum, huh
 
 
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8:09 AM
@ThomasPornin jeez - these cheeky Scots!
 
heya
 
Morning
 
morning all
yay - I migrated a question from one of my other sites to Lego SE this morning. I think that's a first for me
hey @Colin - long time no see
 
8:38 AM
whats up guys
 
8:53 AM
I need a replacement screen for my nexus 6 :S
 
9:19 AM
@ThomasPornin gotta watch those scottish people, they're generally well dodgy
morning all
@RoryAlsop cough cough email about march4th cough
 
9:46 AM
@RоryMcCune oh - yup. Responded. This explains your comment re Jim
 
@RoryAlsop yarr I noticed that it was an $large_Bank e-mail address that was being used for him
 
 
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10:56 AM
@ThomasPornin you're up early/late
 
@RоryMcCune DJB gave him nightmares
 
not suffering from a touch of the @kalina / @DavidFreitag 's ?
 
@RоryMcCune wut
 
@DavidFreitag .... and it's what time where you live? Insomnia was what I was referring to
 
@RоryMcCune Just shy of 6am
 
10:57 AM
@DavidFreitag and I'm guessing this isn't you getting up early?
 
@RоryMcCune Heh, no
 
thus my point about insomnia
 
@DavidFreitag Lawyered.
 
@RоryMcCune Sleep is overrated
@AviD Eh?
 
@DavidFreitag so is @Simon's mom.
 
11:03 AM
inb4 @AviD 's first deletion of the week
 
meh
 
@RоryMcCune Nah that one isn't nearly salacious enough.
 
@DavidFreitag ahh I thought he was going to try and set a more mod-like example :op
 
@RоryMcCune Hahaha, that's a good one.
@AviD Wut
 
11:06 AM
@DavidFreitag @RоryMcCune the friday man is correct.
 
11:20 AM
Hi all, Quick question to the Rory's, have you heard anything from the securi-tay people? it's all gone a bit quiet, or have I just been quietly rejected?
 
@ColinCassidy on the talk front? I heard back that I'd been accepted, but with that said I'm not sure they've finalised everything as I've not seen a schedule as yet, so they may still be in process...
 
@RоryMcCune Fair enough, I'll wait
 
@ColinCassidy I know a couple of people who were involved in it in the past, I can ping them and see if they can find out if it's just a bit of dis-organisation at the conf. end.
@ColinCassidy just checked, I think it may be a touch of dis-organisation...
@ColinCassidy also apparently checking your spam folder they've had some problems with that...
 
@RоryMcCune that's what I was thinking, I tend not to spam folder, and manage it all myself for that exact reason
 
11:48 AM
that said, found it is my spam filter afterall :( aparently the don`t want to know how switches get stitches... oh well I'll just turn up and enjoy the show then
 
@ColinCassidy booooo to them, I wanted to hear that talk!
 
me too, still there's versions on youtube
 
@ColinCassidy that's lame, ah well will be good to catch up anyway, I think there's quite a few of the "usual suspects" going along
 
@RоryMcCune good stuff, yep, looking forward to it
 
12:22 PM
Monday mornings are so much worse when it's freezing outside.
 
12:35 PM
uggggggggggggggh the only reason I hate mondays is because I didn't sleep enough
200+ GB of data from homeland security breached
don't click that
But that's last year
ok it's too early for this
 
love it when the eve devs give you 45 seconds to get to a "safe" spot before the servers shut down
Do you think this is a game?! Oh wait...
@Simon I know the plows made a massive pile of snow behind my car when it snowed, and I've gotta take care of it so I can leave for work
 
@DavidFreitag Funnnn.
 
@Simon At least I have a shovel
The downtime work today is taking bit longer than expected, sorry! TQ will be up and running as soon as possible. #tweetfleet
Annoying
 
12:51 PM
@DavidFreitag I have a retractable one in my trunk.
So far it has done the job well.
 
@Simon I have a full size one in my trunk
 
lulz
I also kept a booster pack there until I accelerated and it opened the trunk.
I decided it was a nono.
 
Along with jumper cables, a first aid kit, a change of clothes, protein bars, and a jug of water
 
Everything you need for a wild night out in vegas?
 
You got some sort of organizer to hold all that?
 
12:53 PM
@Simon I made a harness that straps to the bracket that holds my spare tire (my donut) in place
 
Ah, neat.
 
Except for the shovel, that's just large enough to not move around under hard acceleration
 
I gotta figure out a way to organize my trunk, I like to have my little own survival kit too.
The booster pack I've used for other people more than for myself.
 
The first aid kit I put together is pretty awesome
 
I'd also keep a socket wrench kit in there if I can figure out a way to not make anything move.
 
12:58 PM
@Simon velcro FTW
 
@RоryMcCune Hum, maybe I can DIY something neat with velcro, yeah.
 
@Simon Get a small rugged bag and some rope, then it's a matter of securing the bag with the rope.
 
It gotta resist a hard turn though.
@DavidFreitag Yeah I'll check how the trunk is made closer this summer.
 
I've got a toolkit in the car that has two velcro strips, seems to keep it in place quite well (but then I rarely corner hard in my tractor)
 
Mine is essentially wedged between the car and the spare tire, then tied down. It would take some serious acceleration to get it to dislodge.
 

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