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1:34 AM

Hello @DavidFreitag

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo o/

Endal

Endal (13 December 1995 – 13 March 2009) was a male Labrador retriever in Britain whose abilities as a service dog and as an ambassador for service dog charitable work received worldwide news media coverage. Among other distinctions, Endal was described as "the most decorated dog in the world" (including "Dog of the Millennium" and the PDSA's Gold Medal for Animal Gallantry and Devotion to Duty, the highest award available to an animal) and possibly the most famous assistance dog in the UK,. He was filmed by over 340 film crews from around the world, and had a number of world "firsts" as an...

Wow

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David Freitag

4:44 AM

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/02/…

4:58 AM

english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/02/07/…

@DavidFreitag Wait, what? What the actual fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck? They showed an underage kid naked on TV?

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Apparently

I don't hate anyone more than I hate kiddy fiddlers like that

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10:44 AM

@Iszi no idea what you're referring to. and I cant believe you're hung up on the date format... who even looks at the dates??

@RоryMcCune look again.

@MarkBuffalo Hello

@RoryAlsop hahahaha

@MarkBuffalo "they" == Cx? Righted how? I take it you're happy with their product so far... :-)

btw as I've said, I have a lot of experience tailoring their queries, lemme know if you need any tips or pointers.

@MarkBuffalo niiiiice lol

@Iszi I disagree. Maybe cuz I'm older, more settled now... I like that he's growing up too.

though ftr there already is a manslut - Gayne.

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3:01 PM

@AviD I will try it monday

didn't get a chance on friday

I am very eager to report results back

3:14 PM

cool, cool cool.

also, screw all you guys - go waste some time. archive.org/details/msdos_Scorched_Earth_1991

3:30 PM

Gentlemen. I am about to go bankrupt.

Just discovered a local online shop with crazy cheap whiskies and etc.

no more waiting for trips to buy from the duty free, no more limiting myself to one bottle at a time, only a couple times a year...

hmm perhaps I should try to limit myself to once a month.

now I am able to buy other types of bottles too, not just whisky.

Damn, gonna need a bigger shelf.

Terry Chia

@AviD Or a bigger stomach.

@AviD scam website

3:50 PM

@MarkBuffalo actually not

might be illegal for all I know (tax evasion, customs smuggling, etc), but not a scam

4:12 PM

lol

4:27 PM

oh hey @ThomasPornin, Dan Bernstein is calling you out on Twitter.

Pornin re SafeCurves: TLS uses ECC "in a rather simple and direct way where such risks don't apply." 8 months later: http://web-in-security.blogspot.com/2015/09/practical-invalid-curve-attacks.html

Tweeted by hashbreaker on February 7, 2016 at 2:21 AM

Everybody else - please prepare jumbo sized popcorns.

@ThomasPornin if you want to send a response to him, I'll be happy to be your twitterfall guy.

4:52 PM

Security is rapidly evolving

You can't be 100% right 100% of the time

And even if you're 100% right now, things might change to make you less than 100% right later

shush you. Do you have ANY IDEA what we're talking about here??

A Dan Bernstein vs @ThomasPornin throwdown, man, that is EPIC.

They will be writing about this in the history books.

Dozens of vendors would be affected, if they even just had tea together.

Celebrity Crypto Tea

sell tickets for that and become a millionaire

heh yeah

or let companies sponsor it.

60K$ to sponsor the tea, 85K to sponsor crumpets.

also, DJB is a lot younger than I thought.

dont know why, just assumed he was old and grey.

@MarkBuffalo also, it sounds like what he's saying is not that he said "there is no risk (right now)", but that the risk doesnt even apply. I.E. not relevant even in the future.

Reading the article now

I admit, I barely understood 3 out of every 5 words there.

and I only recently was able to even grok the basic concept of ECC

so I would have no clue what they're saying

still, would be very cool.

5:07 PM

you know... when someone finds something you've kept secret for years, it's liable to really piss you off

5:20 PM

Assuming that this exploit is intentional... then again, Hanlon's Razor

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Adi

6:55 PM

We sure do love Hanlon and his razor a lot in here

@AviD The greatest danger in times of turbulence is not the turbulence; it is to act with yesterdays logic.

i.e. big topics should be constantly updated, that's one way of doing that

I was just thinking about blogger ethics today, what's the usual or maybe the accepted norm (if any) for notifying people you call out in your blogs so they can defend it?

In scientific papers, that's trivial, you have ability to track citations (say trackbacks)

what substitutes that in blogs?

7:56 PM

@AviD hitfix.com/motion-captured/… <-- Deadpool review, not too spoilery...

8:08 PM

watcha' @RoryAlsop how's the taxi biz?

you can't have that many years left till you can delegate it to your eldest surely?

@RоryMcCune Awrite guv... not too long. He'll be 16 this year.

8:20 PM

@RoryAlsop not long at all... now you just need to decide whether you'll let him drive the Forester or not :)

@RоryMcCune Hmmm - I have a feeling it won't last that long. I'm so conflicted - I can fix the engine (cost of around £6k) but I will also need new rear shocks and some other bits, and rust will continue to get worse as it is 10 years old. Or I find something equally as fun (so far that means £75k and above :-(

so I'll probably get a 2nd hand Impreza again...

@RoryAlsop Yeah, really fun cars are expensive :(

@MarkBuffalo Mine really wasn't. They just don't do them any more, and I can't find the new "fun" car du jour

I love the Hummer H2, but I can't fit in it

8:43 PM

@RoryAlsop oochie, yeah fun new cars are not a cheap thing(tm)

@MarkBuffalo there is absolutely no room inside them. Surprised me when I took one for a drive

Yea, pretty awful :(

@MarkBuffalo but they are pretty amazing at getting up 18 inch kerbs (if you really need to do that) or eating petrol

@RoryAlsop Haha. I wish I could drive one!!!

It's such a beautiful vehicle

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10:16 PM

@RoryAlsop do you know is Mr Brady still at $large_bank? I thought I saw on his linkedin that he had a new role...

@TildalWave yoiuo're moissing the point

craiop

oof nevermind

no Im not drunk, but I am groggy... long bedtime nap.

@AviD I'm moistening the point?

@TildalWave Moisturize me!

So some guy outside decided it would be a cool story bro to... ram his vehicle against the building

He crashed hard, and the building seems semi-ok...

semi-ok? like semi-detached?

can't see it all. there's some busted stuff everywhere, though

10:30 PM

are there now two houses where it used to be a duplex?

is the guy's name Ralph?

ummmmm

The cops are trying to beat down his door

He's barricaded himself in after crashing, I think

http://imgur.com/jVgFKAL
http://imgur.com/nzgegdG
http://imgur.com/fq2KZKg

lol, that's funny. He crashes into the building and I don't feel a thing. I only noticed because a police vehicle was parked outside in an odd position

10:46 PM

doesn't look too bad

Well, his car might disagree lol

Man this dude is pissed