The DMZ

@schroeder Ha ha.

1:13 AM

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@Simon's momma.

pls torry

2:06 AM

@DavidFreitag Ordering a TradeUPs :)

David Freitag

@JukEboX A what?

tRADING In my old UPS for a new one

David Freitag

Oh.

I had a UPS, but I stole all of the high voltage capacitors out of it for my coil gun.

LOL

Stack Exchange

4:43 AM

I came here to chew bubblegum and say no more than eighteen words ... and I'm all out of

Jeroen - IT Nerdbox

5:39 AM

lol

8:30 AM

I'm unsure where all of these fluids end up going

it doesn't seem logical that I can insert half a liter of water and still feel thirsty

@Flyk you're supposed to drink the water, silly

@schroeder hahaha bad schroeder! your comment was flagged.

I took the liberty of modediting it for you.

hey @RоryMcCune, AppSecIL is starting to really shape up nicely. We've even got us a Sched.org account, woot!

8:47 AM

oh, I've completed tvtropes by finding a trope that describes me

I am now free from all future tvtroping

@Flyk which one was that?

that's so private

@AviD \o/ yeah sched seems to be heavily used these days

I also randomly impulse bought a nokia lumia so I can install Windows 10 on it

@Flyk it is, ah, I guessed you mentioning it on here meant it wasn't :op

@Flyk ooh which one did you go for?

8:49 AM

@RоryMcCune I was merely mentioning that I have escaped tvtropes with enough years of my life left that I still have time to do it all over again

@RоryMcCune 930

since it's basically a disposable device

I just want to put windows 10 on it and see how well it works

@Flyk the early betas were a touch ropey (the missus tried it on her 1020) but hopefully will have improved now

well it's not going to be my primary phone

I'm completely ready for it to not work/me to brick the device the moment I approach it

however "it not working" will be held against Microsoft for a period of 5 years or more

@Flyk mostly water vapor.

@JourneymanGeek bleh

felt fine before running

conclusion: running is bad for you

I'm looking at the one plus 2 in jan or feb,

I need a new graphics card first tho

9:01 AM

well I'm just trying to determine what phone I actually want to use

I'm bored of Android, I don't want an Apple I Device (AIDS)

@Flyk somebody tell her that I fully expect that it will become her primary phone within 3 months.

and so that leaves a Windows device

if I actually like Windows on phone (even though it's currently called Windows 10 Mobile Insider Preview for Phones) then I'll get a proper device at some point

that name is the most stupid thing I've ever seen though

Its MS

With the most logical naming systems ever invented.

that's true - their naming conventions are ridiculously logical. No flavor at all.

it's like an engineer came up with all of them

nary a missing number in sight.

9:09 AM

hell, it's MS, I wouldnt be surprised if they actually had a "Naming Engineer"

"Branding Engineer II"

Nothing logical about Windows 10 whose predecessor was called Windows 8.1

I can spell

oh, I was about to make some comment about it having a version number of 6.x

Makes perfect sense. And before that was 8,7 and then... vista...

but it's actually 10.0

that's some nice version numbering

jumping from 6.3.x to 10.0.x

that's three entire major versions just... vanished

my day is ruined

@Flyk well it was winmo 6.3 --> win phone 7 --> win phone 8 --> winmo 10

so a bit of a change but at least everything is 10 at the same time (well apart from server)

no no no

it's winmo 10 for phones

9:14 AM

Don't forget NT5 was 2K

silly

@Flyk are they really calling it Windows Mobile 10 for Phones? seems a bit redundant

@RоryMcCune the insider preview is called Windows 10 Mobile Insider Preview for Phones

seems legit

now we just need the SKU name and you've got an entire mouthful of a sentence

Microsoft Windows 10 Mobile Insider Preview for Phones Professional Edition

(service pack 1)

just rolls off the tongue

iOS's unique selling point becomes the fact it's name is three letters in length

and that's like, their only selling point

anyway the main thing I wanted was the pureview camera so I can take better selfies of myself in compromising positions

also, I need a selfie stick

so I can beat people who use selfie sticks with it

I have perfected my duck face

the world is not prepared...

9:20 AM

@Flyk what... like listening to pop music?

@RоryMcCune sure, that's pretty compromising

"just me and Onedirection"

"Here is a picture of me singing along to Bad Blood"

(it used to be mad love)

(...so take a look what you've done...)

fml now that's stuck in my head again

@Flyk oh I know that one, the PMJ version was good

interestingly enough, Hebrew is written without vowels as letters. Also, the "F" sound and "P" sound use the same letter, with the difference being punctuation.
As such, "selfie" written in Hebrew reads the same as "slappie".

I put my brother-in-law's slappy stick to good use.

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Bad Blood - Vintage Ella Fitzgerald - Style Taylor Swift Cover ft. Aubrey Logan

9:24 AM

►

@RоryMcCune did this really need a mouse over animation?

whose idea was that

maybe they could spend their time doing something useful

why does my IP indicate I'm in Holland when it should indicate I'm in Canada?

I hate networking

@RоryMcCune I had to look up the original, I had no idea what that was on about.

Actually looks like it would be a great movie

in fact

I hate computers

9:51 AM

@Flyk everything needs mouse-overs!

@RоryMcCune There is never a point in hiding the name of what you're about to click on mouse over!

the name covers the thumbnail pic. when they added the name, they realized it could be too long and block the image - I guess this is their solution to that.

10:19 AM

@AviD: or an old school action series ;p

10:31 AM

as long as it gets updated by Michael Bay

10:51 AM

"The design is very aesthetic"

what a statement

gold star to the poor individual

speaking of design, I've found another really annoying thing in Windows 10

actually I don't know if it's exclusive to Windows 10

maybe it's just a change in something I did

but now I'm using the standard Windows 10 desktop backgrounds on rotation but it only updates one monitor at a time

and it doesn't update them sequentially, it's random

so you can get one monitor updating constantly

@Flyk yeah that's not good from an OCD perspective :op

no, not at all

plus, it will randomly update one monitor to one picture and then the next monitor to that same picture and then the third to that same picture

I'm finding myself spending more time clicking "Next Background" than actually using my PC

I'm trying to combat my OCD and failing

the other day I noticed while making coffee that I had lined up all of the cups in a perfect line

ordered by future contents alphabetically

(ie: coffee black, coffee+milk, coffee+sugar+milk, tea black, tea+milk, tea+sugar+milk)

that realization then caused me to stand there contemplating my existence for 20 minutes, before being asked where the coffees were

but then I noticed that when I eat, I do that in order as well

maybe not alphabetically

but I will eat all of the potatos, then all the peas, then all the carrots, etc

and not doing that feels wrong

@Flyk yeah I do that

@Flyk I'd go for a static pic. if I was you :)

Lucas Kauffman

11:07 AM

twitter.com/troyhunt/status/628826108364918784/photo/1

11:32 AM

@RоryMcCune meh, I had a collection of 5760x1080 wallpapers but I got bored of them

"A joint investigation by Newsnight and BuzzFeed News last month revealed" <-- that's not a sentence I ever thought I'd see on the BBC

Buzzfeed, not usually known as the home of investigative journalism

11:57 AM

what, and the BBC is?

@Flyk well newsnight have broken the odd story in the past

BTW On the subject of lumias liliputing.com/2015/08/… <-- shots of the 950

who knows, maybe this time they'll gain some significant market share and/or win

12:21 PM

It's a jungle out there

12:31 PM

It has fun and games

Good Morning donuts

I'm hunger which one of you has the most sprinkles?

@AviD does.

He's a flamboyant motherfucker.

@Simon you still upset about your mom?

wat

CNN coming like months behind and finally talking about "funtenna"

12:37 PM

funtenwat

@Simon the process of using code to change devices (printers, washing machines, internet/network connected devices, etc.) into devices to send data through radio signals over miles

That should be called nurdtena.

More info -->http://money.cnn.com/2015/08/05/technology/radio-hack/index.html

Although people have been doing this for months now.

That and I am loving how MAC is the new kick around kid for hacking into. 2nd reported hack in 2 days released this morning against Thunderwave

@JukEboX stop trying to be like simon

@Flyk explain

12:42 PM

simon is unique and you'll never achieve more than a poor imitation

like pepsi

Pepsi fucking sucks, coke 4 lyf3

@Simon agreed. @Flyk still confused.

@JukEboX maybe that's the intention

Oh god, a @Simon fanboy.

Let's test his Microsoft fan-boy cred

12:44 PM

pls

@TerryChia yes, the world doesn't need one simon, let alone two

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@Simon What version of Windows are you running?

@JukEboX I'm ashamed to say that I do have to use Windows at work. It is Win7.

@Simon so mac user at home or Linux (about the same)

Both.

12:46 PM

@Simon iPhone/iPad owner?

Nope.

Android?

Yep.

what is happening?

Apple TV?

12:46 PM

somebody help, I need an adult

No.

@Flyk /cc @AviD (HAHAHAHHAHAA)

And now JukeBox is launching his exploit with all the info he just received.

@raz shush ;)

@Flyk Where did @RоryMcCune go?

12:47 PM

shrug

@Flyk at this point I am the opposite of @Simon

@JukEboX you own an Apple TV?

@Flyk neg. Don't own a CrApple anything

@Xander It's sheep time in Scotland.

@JukEboX oh dear, you said CrApple

12:49 PM

is a Microsoft fan-boy

a what?

@Xander huhwhut

@Flyk a poorer Bill Gates

@JukEboX Deader*

@TerryChia That's wales

12:50 PM

I don't understand the words that you're typing, it must be the interference between the part of your brain responsible for good choices and the rest of it

So I fail to see how I am like Simon. At this point we are 2 worlds apart

@Flyk I spent about 2 hours experimenting with acid bassline, made no improvement at all in the track.

@RоryMcCune All the same to me, aren't you all just British? ;)

Also, I re-decided that the congas didn't fit.

I spent about 2 hours experimenting with acid

12:51 PM

I'M THE MOST PRODUCTIVE MAN EVER

@TerryChia LOL

was actually four days

felt like 2 hours

@TerryChia I have an experiment for you, go to Glasgow and suggest they're the same as the english and let me know how that works out for you :)

@Flyk Yep, it sure is entertaining.

the thing is, I bet you still have less than 2 minutes of audio

12:51 PM

@RоryMcCune they're*

@RоryMcCune I'll pass. :D

@Simon is a chemist right?

@Flyk That is correct.

@TerryChia exactly

@RоryMcCune he said British

12:52 PM

@JukEboX pls

Scotland is part of Britain, any of them that disagree are incorrect

Where is @AviD? We need @AviD.

@Flyk for now :op

nobody needs AviD

@TerryChia I bet that's not something you ever thought you'd say

12:52 PM

@Flyk according to John Oliver, Scotland is the "hat" of Britian

@RоryMcCune Are you planning a revolution?

our other nominated adult, the elder rory is being sideways on a racetrack today

@RоryMcCune Where's our new adult?

@RоryMcCune sounds like a productive use of free time

@RoryAlsop sounds like my hero

12:53 PM

@TerryChia well more the current UK gov. are likely to have a referendum to come out of the EU which may in turn precipitate a second scottish indep. ref.

@RоryMcCune Don't lie.

@JukEboX you're just jumping from one idol to the next today aren't you? Who's next? You decide!

@RоryMcCune Lucky him.

I call dibs on Prime Minister once your revolution goes through.

@TerryChia I've already claimed the title of supreme ruler of earth

12:54 PM

Scumbag Scots want to murder you if you say they are Brits, voted no to seperation.

@Flyk your time is coming soon. Biding my time.......

@RоryMcCune I don't know why you bother with referendums and ballots and all that nonsense. When we wanted independence, we found that guns and cannons worked nicely.

@JukEboX I feel like you may need to spontaneously burst into flames

@Flyk Link me the fattest acid line that you know of.

@Flyk its a funny kind of day since it is actually not 1000000 degrees outside

12:56 PM

GO.

@Simon the thing you're asking is awfully subjective and relies entirely on context