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3:00 PM
@NathanC There is no windows key. :) -- they are touch screen thin clients with just a mouse and onscreen keyboard.
 
Bob
@TheCleaner Don't OSKs usually have a winkey?
 
@Bob honestly, I'd have to go look now. But them pressing win-r would be impressive enough for these folks. And even then they'd pretty much be stuck at a run line without anything they could really type. This was more of a simple way of preventing them from opening IE (which is on their tserver desktop) and going to FB or similar for free without preventing the server itself from gaining access to the web for admin purposes.
I was actually going to ask this exact question last Friday @Bob over on SU but nobody was in the chat room there and I figured it might get closed.
 
Bob
shrug I've been on the user side of this (bypassing access controls) not too long ago.
Though I'd like to think I'm rather better at that than your typical users :P
 
@TheCleaner Just thinking of bypass methods since I used to do this on uni computers a few years back :)
 
3:17 PM
@NathanC Yeah, they're might be ways to bypass it, but we aren't interested in that rare case...that person won't last long here regardless. This is for the typical shop floor worker that was taking advantage of their terminal because it was easily done before.
 
Ah.
 
@NathanC Hibernate works great. "powercfg -h off"
 
@MichelZ On occasion I'd get a "Windows was unable to resume from hibernate. YOUR STUFF'S GONE, BITCH!"
 
also speaking about spending lots of money, anyone know U2's/Apple's reasoning for giving away their album? Okay, Apple paid U2 $100 million, but it's not like they're gonna recoup that from people buying their other albums, and is two week exclusivity gonna matter much?
 
@tombull89 So they can work the "EXCLUSIVELY ON FruitTunes!" for the next two weeks
Because, you know, anything else is just too mainstream
Also, with over 4 million iPhone 6's sold over the weekend, I doubt Apple is hurting in the wallet.
 
3:28 PM
damn iFruit
 
They could have chosen a more...relavant...band...as, well... whoisu2.com
 
I'm happy with my S3...
 
I'm happy with my 5S
I'll skip 4 generations now
went from 3GS -> 5S
 
No reason to upgrade...aside from the annoying reboots when it feels like it
Usually when I'm using google maps as a GPS and I'm coming up to a series of turns to take ... "LOLREBOOT"
 
except if there's a killer feature of course
 
3:31 PM
I'll wait for the next galaxy generation (the answer to the iphone 6, maybe?) then upgrade then
 
like when it can make me popcorn
 
But there's literally nothing the iPhone 6 has that android hasn't been doing for a while now, lol
 
@ewwhite "Don't do that."
 
Android. Do people still use that?
 
@MichelZ Um, just everyone who isn't fooled by the cult of Apple.
 
3:33 PM
yeah, if you want to do hacky things with your phone.. :)
 
You can take my Android when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
 
@MichelZ I want a phone that does what I want it to. Not what Apple or the US government want.
 
@MichaelHampton And what do you want your phone to do?
 
I want my phone to phone like a phone.
 
@MichelZ Among other things, not spy on me.
 
3:35 PM
@MichaelHampton good luck with that
 
My Android phones like a phone, internets like an internet, and bosses like a boss.
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@MichelZ Actually it's not too hard :)
 
yeah, I know... you all LIKE JAVA!!!! :D
@MichaelHampton If you keep it OFF all the time, definitely
 
@MichelZ not enough, battery needs to be out.
 
@MichelZ Well I can't do anything about the tower triangulation but I can certainly prevent my GPS being sent to all and sundry.
 
@MichaelHampton so they have your location within 100m instead of 5m... so what?
 
3:37 PM
@MichelZ So a lot of people live within 100m of me.
 
I think we're in paranoid mode again :D
 
@MichelZ I live and work there.
 
also, if they want to find you - they find you
 
@MichelZ That sounds very fatalistic.
 
uh.
can you google that word for me?
 
3:40 PM
Fatalism is a philosophical doctrine stressing the subjugation of all events or actions to fate. Fatalism generally refers to any of the following ideas: The view that we are powerless to do anything other than what we actually do. Included in this is that man has no power to influence the future, or indeed, his own actions. This belief is very similar to predeterminism. An attitude of resignation in the face of some future event or events which are thought to be inevitable. Friedrich Nietzsche named this idea with "Turkish fatalism" in his book The Wanderer and His Shadow. That actions are free...
 
noun
1.
the acceptance of all things and events as inevitable; submission to fate:
Her fatalism helped her to face death with stoic calm.
2.
Philosophy. the doctrine that all events are subject to fate or inevitable predetermination.
 
I do not see the (US or other) government as all powerful, and I certainly know that their spying on us can be made much more difficult or even impossible in some cases.
 
Meh, the government can track me all they want. They'll just get bored.
 
3:57 PM
@NathanC What about your friends and family. How valuable would your information be in persecuting one of them?
 
@ChrisS Depends on what you mean by "persecute". If there's a warrant out for someone I know, I'd legally have to give up the information if asked or be jailed for perjury if I lied. So...yeah.
 
I didn't accidentally use persecute instead of prosecute.
 
@ChrisS I clearly haven't had enough caffeine
Well, it's not like everyone else hasn't offered up their information to various sources, anyway. :p
If I was paranoid and did everything to not be tracked, I still would be. Why? Because you can't do anything without your information being someplace.
 
@NathanC You have the right to remain silent.
They just don't have to tell you about it until after you're arrested.
 
@MichaelHampton It's a similar argument to the recently-popular "don't get the cop who pulled you over as part of a routine checkpoint stop any information whatsoever". If you have something to hide, it's clear if you make the effort to conceal it. I understand the concept of "privacy" and so-forth, but if if makes everyone's lives easier, for <deity>'s sake cooperate.
 
4:10 PM
@NathanC They do that specifically to protest something they believe is wrong.
 
4:22 PM
@MichaelHampton What, asking who you are so they can send you on your way?
Meh, maybe I don't understand them because I don't feel "targeted" by so-called authorities
 
@NathanC You probably aren't targeted, if you aren't trying to actually make any political changes or alter the system. If you ever start doing such things, then you will notice.
 
@MichaelHampton you're targeted for wanting to convert all of .gov to ipv6 :)
 
@DennisKaarsemaker Ho ho. I'm targeted, but not for that reason exactly.
 
What other nefarious tricks do you have up your sleeve?
 
@DennisKaarsemaker There is a lot of writing out there under my real name in opposition to various US government absurdities. I've since moved on to putting my sysadmin skills to good use for the same objectives. But it did once cause half a dozen federal agents to show up on my doorstep.
 
4:35 PM
@MichaelHampton fun! Did you get waterboarded?
 
@DennisKaarsemaker Naa, I just spent an hour and a half exercising my right to remain silent, and they went away.
 
booooooring :P
 
But, yes, I know they're watching me. Sometimes I see their IP addresses hitting my web sites.
Of course, back then the Department of Justice's IT department did something stupid with the IEAK and so every DOJ copy of IE had a custom and easily recognizable User-Agent string. Oops!
In fact, it still seems to be there.
 
heh, awfully nice of them to do that
Care to share that UA string? Should be fun to use :)
 
@DennisKaarsemaker Look for DOJ3jx7bf
 
4:43 PM
nothing in my logs. I should try work's logs :)
 
@DennisKaarsemaker I guess you'll see a hit or two :)
 
Ugh, of course...computer I'm migrating someone from has Standard office, while I installed Professional on the new one
useless keys are fun ._.
 
 
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5:59 PM
I saw something strange in my office today
a wild @MathiasR.Jessen
 
@_@
 
I'm looking at my task list and my brain is just like "nopenopenope"
 
puff I'm there puff I'm somewhere else
 
one of which is installing office 2003 so i can install office 2007
fuck upgrade keys
 
That's how I feel @NathanC
Finding all these servers that admin who left NEVER setup backups for.
Sigh
 
6:07 PM
@cole Better to find them now rather then when they crash and burn and you have no backups, eh?
 
6:21 PM
@MichaelHampton @DennisKaarsemaker Do either of you have a good awk reference that you learned with?
 
@ewwhite I never learned awk.
 
@MichaelHampton but you'll use it for filtering sometimes, right?
 
@ewwhite I used to have an oreilly sed & awk book, but it got stolen. These days I google :)
 
@ewwhite Hardly never
 
or 'man gawk'
 
6:24 PM
I was doing the scripting test for the Amazon interview, and had to do a few things with awk I wasn't used to.
 
@DennisKaarsemaker Also, thank you for hpilo_cli
 
@ewwhite bad interviewers then. If they ask you about something you enver worked with, they won't learn anything about you
 
@DennisKaarsemaker Other than maybe finding a solution quickly
 
 
6:28 PM
@Iain yup, that's the one
 
@DennisKaarsemaker they told me to complete the task in shell tools
and I kinda know a little awk
just not using it to do math
 
@ewwhite bc
 
@ewwhite still rubbish question. Why limit the candidate instead of saying 'in any way'?
besides, perl is a shell tool :)
 
@ewwhite did they define shell tool ?
 
ksh/csh only
;)
 
6:31 PM
@ewwhite awk is out then
 
@Iain yeah, grep, awk, bc, etc
 
none of those are shell tools. like perl, they're all executables that can be fed arguments and data.
 
6:55 PM
@ewwhite you wouldn't be happy at amazon
 
7:13 PM
I interview a lot. It helps me learn stuff.
Otherwise, I'd be sorting tomatoes.
 
@RyJones that's nuts, right?
 
@ewwhite Interesting has many meanings, nuts is probably one of them :)
 
I appreciate hacks like that
 
7:40 PM
@DennisKaarsemaker I'm overall super impressed and excited, but I'm quite alarmed that I haven't seen any cake yet
 
@MathiasR.Jessen you joined a month too late for that. Peak of season is over
And sysadmin day was almost two monts ago as well
Thanks @seveas :) http://t.co/1tcxwjsTjc
 
nice ink
 
@DennisKaarsemaker Ahh, too bad. I guess I'll have to stay for a full year minimum
 
I don't get ink
 
7:45 PM
@Iain No, you don't just get it, you pay for somebody to inject it into the uppermost layer of your skin
 
hmm
 
8:22 PM
@ewwhite So... you found a 100foot hill, a 63foot riverbank drop, and combined them into a ... still tiny climb?
 
@voretaq7 Suck my EDBDIC!
Totally stealing that.
 
@Wesley $5 royalty fee
payable to IBM.
 
Oh boy, conslutant reference. Are we going to have a flag fest now?
 
@Wesley FLAGGED
 
That's pretty
@ShaneMadden Counter flagged!
 
8:35 PM
@Wesley OH GOD NO
 
I'm suspending everyone for a week :P
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Oh hey this hasn't been posted in here yet huh...
Come work with me! Networking position can now be anywhere: careers.stackoverflow.com/jobs/47588/… and new position for generalist in NYC: careers.stackoverflow.com/jobs/67842/…
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Get the developers drunk enough to migrate off Windows/ASP and I'm in :P
 
Okay, off to mongo people's DBs.
 
@voretaq7 So, you'd rather have J2EE?
 
8:39 PM
@freiheit At least that runs on a platform I fully understand :)
 
@voretaq7 *At least that runs on a platform fully understandable.
FTFY
 
@voretaq7 you get a ban! and you get a ban! EVERYBODY GETS A BAN!
 
@voretaq7 Well they're all going to be in Denver next month, I'll see what I can do.
 
I'd be relegated to the knowledge kiddie-pool in a Windows environment, I haven't had any regular interaction with complex Windows environments in about 5-6 years now :P
 
@voretaq7 You fully understand the java bytecode interpreter? BURN THE WITCH
 
8:40 PM
@freiheit Everyone fully understands the Java interpreter.
while(1) {
malloc(rand())
}
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@voretaq7 Well, we barely make Tom touch the Windows stuff either. Plenty of stuff to break that isn't Windows.
 
everything else it just is just incidental.
 
@voretaq7 Shouldn't there be a threads equivalent of fork() in there, too?
 
@ShaneMadden I'm not allowed to touch Windows. I'm like a box of hammers :P
@freiheit maybe, I actually think it just jumps execution to the RAM it malloc()'d
 
@voretaq7 Your version of java would, at least, not involve reading incomprehensible 500 line stack traces...
 
8:44 PM
@freiheit those are an optional feature
the interpreter doesn't need to actually interpret anything in order to achieve its ultimate functional purpose of chewing up all your RAM :)
 
posted on September 15, 2014 by Mathias Jessen

Keeping track of who shut down a server and for what reason is invaluable in managed environments. Windows Server 2012 seems to have removed a feature that provided such functionality - let's try to recreate it with PowerShell The Shutdown Event Tracker A fellow SF user recently asked: "How can...

 
(alternate explanation: The Java Interpreter is actually just a highly-caffeinated medium. It channels the spirits of the dead processes.)
 
@voretaq7 Minor details! Has Bret ever managed to drag you to lunch at the office?
 
@ShaneMadden no not yet, I owe Bart a lunch too
 
@freiheit this is how Chicago is.
@ShaneMadden Should I stop in the next time I'm in NY?
 
8:47 PM
I was actually in Manhattan this month too but it was to fix actual broken shit in the environment (at 8PM, stupid fuckweasel servers), and I stomped off back to the suburbs to drink beer and sleep around 9PM when everything was fixed :P
 
(next week)
 
(and hey I can now upgrade our support server since it's like... SSHable again.
 
Is the state of the industry such that Stack Exchange is the only place to work?
 
@ewwhite not the only place, but one of the few good ones that's hiring
 
@voretaq7 Ouch :(
 
8:49 PM
(I happen to like where I am, but we're not hiring yet.)
 
I should have followed through with the Mr. Skin interview..
 
@ShaneMadden It's only ouch because it was my fault
 
@ewwhite Probably ping the guys in the office and see if they'll be around :)
 
I rebooted after patching and I forgot to change the SSH daemon that gets started on one box (LB), and I broke the mounts list on our master DB server (so it wedged in the rc sequence)
 
@ShaneMadden naw, can't ruin the mystery...
 
8:50 PM
And of course they're both old machines with no IPMI console
 
@voretaq7 Ohh, definite ouch. No good out-of-band?
Heh
 
plus, I'll be trying to hit them up for money!!
 
(because FUCKWEASEL SERVERS!)
@ShaneMadden We need to refresh hardware in the next few years so I can have IPMI on things
but these issues are so infrequent it's hard for me to say "Spend $200k and refresh all the hardware"
 
@voretaq7 You mean, your Hyper-V cluster?
 
@ewwhite <spit>
actually if we retool it probably WILL be to a VMWare environment
I could consolidate down to about 4-8 machines.
 
8:53 PM
probably 3
 
@ewwhite DB and load balancers I'd keep separate, so that's 4
 
I'm seeing a huge drop-off in VMware consulting work
 
@voretaq7 Where's the fun in being able to manage things??
 
and I'd want 4 for the cluster
 
@ewwhite Really? Hmm.
 
8:54 PM
@ewwhite Cloud
 
@ShaneMadden tremendous
 
@ewwhite What's it moving to?
 
@ShaneMadden INORITE?! These pussy sysadmins today with their "IPMI" and their "VMWare Cluster"
 
my last deployment was at a firm with people who were like, "we'll take it from here"
 
BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD SERIAL CONSOLES! THROUGH MODEMS!
 
8:54 PM
I'm like, "you're doing it wrong.... but... "
<paycheck>
 
@ewwhite "OK, but if I have to come back and fix it in a year it's gonna cost ya double."
 
@voretaq7 IPMI roped in by a VPN that uses the SSO server that went down so I can't log in to the IPMI to start the SSO server. FUCK YEAH!
 
@ShaneMadden nothing. I think people who want virtualization have it
 
@voretaq7 We've got an IP KVM of.. debatable quality in addition to the DRACs. The NY guys don't want to have to go to the DC unless it's on fire.
 
Also, I know we bag on SuperMicro, but SM's IPMI actually doesn't suck too bad.
 
8:55 PM
@ShaneMadden all IP-KVMs are of debatable quality
 
I never see Hyper-V in the field... but if I were a Windows-based business with talent, I'd use it
 
@voretaq7 Indeed.
 
With VMware, I've never seen it done right at firms...
 
And by that I mean this kind of debate
 
small and large companies..
 
8:56 PM
@ewwhite Fiddled with it a bit on my windows 8.1 desktop, it's definitely come a long way. Still some annoyances with how they do some things but much better than it was
 
@ewwhite really? We did it reasonably close to right at $job[-1]
when the customer would let us.
@ewwhite I would consider Hyper-V
 
@voretaq7 But What was right in VMware 3 years ago is no longer the best practice.
even a year ago
 
@ewwhite yeah but VMWare publishes white papers and guides
so all you need to do is read them
 
too many things change...
and some don't change enough.
 
also in defense of old practices, if you have an environment set up The Old Way you keep doing it until you're ready to fully rearchitect
otherwise you have this weird split brain of mismatched practices and people fuck up.
 
8:58 PM
@voretaq7 and then you realize there's no upgrade path...
 
@ewwhite So you need to rearchitect every year? fuck that shit.
 
or that all of your virtual NICs will crash your cluster....
 
@ewwhite there's always an upgrade path. Wipe it out and start over is an upgrade path (according to RedHat).
incidentally FUCK LINUX
I haven't said that in a while so
just don't think I'm going soft :P
 
My old firm, has something like 65 vSphere clusters still on vSphere 4.x
 
@voretaq7 They actually allow an in-place upgrade for RHEL6 -> RHEL7
 
9:00 PM
and no way to get them to vSphere 5
 
@freiheit yeah that's apparently new
we'll see if they keep it for 7->8
 
hey, a customer just sent me an upgrade plan to move their prod environment to a new server...
   Ed,  My thought for the cut over is:    How about WED AM,      6:30am   CA TIME ..............      I will make sure ALL of our nightly processing is COMPLETED by 6:30am,     I will also instruct my 7:00am start time people to start at  8:00am ......

This will give you 1 1/2 hours to  COPY the data from the  OLD server, to the NEW server,  it will give OLGA time to  UNPLUG the old server and when everyone logs in when you are done,  we will be running on the NEW server ?

Does this sound  reasoonable and doable ?
 
@freiheit the last time I had to reinstall FreeBSD to do an upgrade was 4->5. And it was a BIG FUCKING DEAL that the upgrade broke compatibility to the point where reinstalling was the best way to deal with it :P
@ewwhite . . . god you work in some ghettoized janky-ass environments.
 
I am out of close votes for the day :(
 
@voretaq7 Yeah, previously they just relied on the fact that their support cycle gave you more years of OS support than hardware support... access.redhat.com/support/policy/updates/…
 
9:03 PM
@voretaq7 that's a real company!
 
@ewwhite . . . I'm starting to wonder if you're a bad influence on organizations!
 
@voretaq7 I wouldn't trust that an in-place upgrade actually caught everything settings-wise
 
@voretaq7 You may have a point.
 
@ShaneMadden see it's really easy on *BSD because /etc/rc.conf
I'm more afraid that a clean reinstall will result in a system that doesn't work properly (though if your configuration and software are properly managed it shouldn't...)
plus the work required for a clean reinstall is an order of magnitude greater
(several orders of magnitude if we're talking about sites with no OOB access)
 
I'm actually working on an annoying project of an RHEL6->7 upgrade where I'll look at possibly doing an in-place upgrade...
 
9:07 PM
@freiheit Where's the annoying part?
 
@voretaq7 Yeah, just little trust for Red Hat's process since this is a new thing to them, heh
 
7.2 or bust
 
The in-place upgrade is pretty solid. The only thing that might trip you up is very poorly designed third party repos.
 
-_-
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Q: Running Visual Studio and IIS without Administrator rights on Windows

user2480201I find it hard to believe that Microsoft didn't forsee a possibility where a company would need a developer to be able to use IIS and Visual Studio with full rights but NOT want to just haphazardly grant full administrative rights on the whole machine to the employee! Am I missing something here?...

 
@MichaelHampton So far the most annoying part is that my puppet rules for setting up mysql mirror replication don't work at all with mariadb. :)
 
9:11 PM
@freiheit Well, it could be a lot worse.
 
@MichaelHampton If it wasn't for the 30-35 GB of mysql data I wouldn't even be considering the in-place upgrade option... The web server half of this upgrade doesn't have any local data that I need to worry about, just the DB servers.
 
9:29 PM
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A: network rack types

druciferre4-Post Cabinet Racks Also known as "server racks" or "equipment racks" are enclosed cabinets mainly designed for housing servers, UPSs and other heavy equipment that requires 4-point mounting, ventilation, and physical protection.                   4-Post Open Frame Racks Basically, th...

 
@RyJones Messy. Not affected here though. :)
 
9:46 PM
yeah, me either.
 
For those without enough rep to see Chopper's gem:
 
@Wesley I will forever be a rep prole
 
@RyJones Just means you're busy enough to not trawl through the sewage pool on the front page. :P
 
@Wesley Ry only loves us for our chat
 
@MarkHenderson that's about the size of it
 
9:51 PM
@MarkHenderson That's 'cuz we cyber so good.
 
I never see anything I can help on, really
 
@RyJones If only there was an on-topic question about securing your sever rack with an AK47
I have a feeling you'd be our man
 
@MarkHenderson I spend most of my time in gerrit and jenkins, which aren't really popular
 
@RyJones Git and CI
Fair enough
Too devops :P
 
gerrit is a re-implementation of git in java, and it's mostly around acls and the like
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A: Gerrit Label - Verified

Ry Jonesyou put the "label: verified" line in the refs/meta/config stanza. It needs to be in refs/heads/* or similar.

fine.
 
10:01 PM
Geezus another person who doesn't know how to format answers in markdown to make them easier to read
Also: The OP has full-screen screenshots without zooming making them a PITA to see so no wonder nobody answered it
 
I had to open them in new tabs to read them.
lots of idle questions on gerrit that are basically misunderstandings of key management
 
Sounds ripe for the picking
 
they're all a year old. chances of getting an accepted answer is 0.
 
Might collect some upboats
 
 
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11:17 PM
huh, he accepted the answer without comment.
 
@RyJones And you got an upboat... At this rate, you should hit 10k within a decade!
 
@freiheit yeah, not a goal of mine
 
Why is my text editor so very slow when editing this 658MB file? Sheesh!
 
@RyJones lol I saw this question in the sidebar and I thoguht "OMG RY COULD TOTALLY DESTROY THIS QUESTION" and then...
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Q: I would like Jenkins to fire a build when a patchset is uploaded or changed in Gerrit. How, exactly, do I configure this?

Ry JonesI am using Jenkins 1.557 to watch a Gerrit 2.8 instance for changes. I am using the following plugins: Git Plugin 2.1.0 Git Client Plugin 1.7.0 Gerrit Trigger 2.11.1 When I use "test connection" on the Gerrit Trigger, it returns success, so I know the credentials are working. I'm using the de...

 
@MarkHenderson yeah, sorry. the answer was totally unsatisfactory.
 
11:32 PM
@RyJones I've seen a question in the sidebar before and though "Oh I had that problem, I know how to fix it" and clicked through just to find it was my very own question that someone (probably @ewwhite) solved for me
I get sad when I see questions like this
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Q: What is this cable for (picture included)?

mxt3Stumbled on this cable today, it has 4 pins, of which only three are actually in use. It was found with a quick installation guide of an old DVD-ROM IDE drive and nothing else except some screws, so I'm not even sure it actually belongs to this. My best guess is that it's a power cable, but accor...

Makes me realise that the generation of people who have never done things a certain way is already here
 
@MarkHenderson they always were. the people after me never knew fanfold.
 
@RyJones Then they will never know the joy of tearing hundreds of meters of tractor feeder off the side of the paper
 
Oh, I get to see it EVERY DAY
 
(and by joy I mean "FUCKING SHIT DAMN" when it snags and you rip a triangle out of the page itself)
 
@MarkHenderson yup.
shit, I used to print 7 layer paper and have to sort and collate it
 
11:39 PM
Or "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR dotdotdotdotdotdot BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR dot dot dot dot BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Or if you were super lucky you had a colour ribbon where it would make a line, then go back to the beginning, then clunk around as the ribbon was moved to another colour, then repeated
 
One client has 140 dot-matrix printers...
 
And because a colour ribbon didn't have black, to make black it did it in all three colours but it was always a sort of shitty grey colour instead
 
and a graveyard of broken units.
 
@ewwhite Epson still make them. They're very expensive.
@ewwhite Man even your happy snaps of junk piles are taken with a fancy lens with depth of field and shit
 
@ewwhite valuable spare parts graveyard
 
11:41 PM
At an old job, they spent more on a replacement head for a dot matrix than the printer had cost new. It was for printing birth certificates (yes, on a dot matrix) and the lowest pin on the old head was busted. So a y in someone's name looked like a u, etc.
 
@ShaneMadden Haha birth certificates here look like that too, but you can also order a "commematorive" one which is all laser printed and fancy. But if you order the commemorative one, they don't send you the basic one, but nobody accepts the commemorative one as a proof of identity document, they only accept the ugly dot matrixed ones
So they're basically useless
 
Not just useless, but a trap. I like it.
 
@ewwhite that's why I had my nuts cut off
 
So, it turns out that maybe it's not a good idea to run mysqldump --quote-names --opt --no-create-db --complete-insert --skip-extended-insert foobar | mysql foobar
 
11:50 PM
@ewwhite Wow withdrawal is not a very good contraceptive method! Who knew!
@RyJones Dr tried to convince my wife to get a copper IUD. Seems to be more effective than I was expecting
 
@RyJones "2 in 100 after 10 years"
 
(she still told him to get fucked)
 
@freiheit I can tell you it's been 100% effective over the last 12 years for me
as in I haven't had sex for that period, so no chance of insemination
 
@RyJones I was gunna say, where's "abstinence" on that list
 
@RyJones Also equally 100% effective: going gay
 
11:57 PM
I think it's more telling that the typical usage patterns are so bad.
 
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