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7:00 PM
I think most of the patent holders are going to start playing the IBM M.A.D. game.
 
@ChrisS Except perhaps Google. Apple's messing with Samsung as an effort to avoid tangling with Google directly.
@ChrisS They've been doing the MAD game for years though. Apple pulled their knife first and we're starting to see the WWI style interlocking alliances go to war.
 
I don't think Google will try going after Apple either... I think Apple was foolish to start this suit, short sighted at the least.
 
@ChrisS well, not 100mph the entire way. radar detector in hand, 100mph only when its safe to do so (long, strait, roads) during daylight
 
@ChrisS But that's my point, by going after Samsung as part of the Android ecosystem, they already started messing with Google.
Messing with Google is almost as hazardous as messing with IBM.
 
@lsiunsuex I had a buddy who had a radar detector. He got 3 tickets while he had it. Because the police all have newer style radar guns with a trigger. They don't send out anything for your detector to pickup on until the cop pulls the trigger, and before you can hit the brakes it's too late.
 
7:04 PM
i've gotten more than my share (probably > 20 since i started driving) traffic violations in general - speeding, to dark window tint, under body neon lights, talking on a cell phone, etc...
 
@lsiunsuex Tints and neons are forgiveable, but speeding and cell phones are putting you at risk for an accident. Why would you do it?
 
like i said, only when its safe to do so / road conditions abiding
 
I've never got a single moving violation ticket. Just one parking ticket from the community college (which is policy by semi-real police).
 
i'm not stupid. i signal, i dont tailgate, i dont run red lights, i dont drive slow in the left hand lane.
 
@ChrisS Pay my fuel bill and I'll give you rides :)
 
7:07 PM
i've gotten into 1 accident and it was completely my fault when i was 17
 
@lsiunsuex these are all good things, but speeding is worse than driving slow in the left lane.
 
@voretaq7 So you wanna come pick me up for the next Hope?
 
where you at again?
 
in terms of how likely you are to get into an accident
 
@voretaq7 Can't do that, can only split the cost 50-50. =P
 
7:08 PM
@voretaq7 KUNI
 
@ChrisS true, but you're allowed to include maintenance allowance as part of that pro-rata share
and Citations need LOTS of maintenance :-D
 
@voretaq7 I can imagine.
I'm at GRR, might be out of your range.
 
the majority of my tickets were had when i ran the car club in the early 2000's. i don't get many now adays
 
I'm in the same boat as @ChrisS- no moving violations, and I'll likely never get one. I drive the speed limit and never do a rolling stop through a stop sign.
 
@Basil I speed, rolling stop, lane change without signals, and plenty more. =]
I'm just sneaky like a ninja!
 
7:11 PM
they named an airport after Gerald Ford?
"GRR" seems like an appropriate identifier for that.
 
@ChrisS You're lucky then :)
 
I got pulled over the other day and the cop asked me if I knew why. I genuinely didn't as for once I wasn't breaking the law. I felt like saying "Depends on how long you've been following me", but that wasn't the case. Ended up being expired license tabs, borrowing my sister's car and she didn't renew.
 
Fscking PHP. =0
I hate having to manage syntax for 3 different minor releases in my head.
 
those both look like 3-4 stop trips btw
 
@voretaq7 Yeah... We like to name things after people who barely lived here ever. Though Ford is buried here.
 
7:13 PM
@ChrisS That happened to me a few years ago. I bought the car after the tag reminders would have already been sent out, then I completely forgot. I actually asked the cop if he was sure. Took me a bit by surprise.
 
@ChrisS under the approach end of the runway? :P
 
@voretaq7 You need less of a POS plane then.
 
@voretaq7 What's your range? I'm only 550kt away.
 
@ChrisS from KFRG?...
 
@voretaq7 Sadly, no. He's down town on some prime real estate.
@voretaq7 Apparently the site I was on was way the heck off... I should have known that sounded too little.
 
7:15 PM
once when i ran the car club. we held a meetup at a local starbucks. something like 100-150 people from the local university showed up (big parking lot) - earlier that week i got pulled over for under body neons. that night, 7 cops + 7 troopers + 1 drug dog showed up. one of the cops walked right up to me; "don't i know you?" "didnt i pull you over earlier this week" yes? "get the f' out of here"... that was the last of that.
 
i plot it as ~415 straight line, I've got legs for about 300 miles but there's a climb up over the hills so probably more like 270 - 2 stops :)
 
@voretaq7 Looks like mine is about ~480. Too bad.
 
I could top the tanks and get ~400mi (1 stop) but that's 4 hours in the air and I'm not sure I want to invest in an autopilot :P
 
What kind of plane do you have again?
 
@ChrisS Cherokee 180
skyvector.com <- what I use for quick flight plans when my iPhone is not with me :P
 
7:20 PM
It shows KFRG -> KGRR 557.9nm
 
@ChrisS sounds about right
I was plotting to KUNI :)
 
Paralympic Games opening ceremony about to start by the way
 
@ChrisS Does nautical miles have a proper shortform that doesn't look like nano-metres? :)
 
@Chopper3 a few of my local cyclists are headed there to kick ass...
 
@voretaq7 Ah, yeah, there's a line of hills that might be between us.
 
7:22 PM
@MikeyB Unfortunately no, Nautical Mile and Knot both have several non-standardized abbreviations.
 
@ChrisS add a good chunk to that because it's sending me over the lake. I don't have life vests yet :P
@Chopper3 I thought that happened already?
Or do you mean some US station's time-delayed coverage?
<- is as oblivious about the paraolympics as he is about the regularolympics.
 
No, the proper one, it's about 20 mins away, no idea who is covering it in the US
@ewwhite, good luck to them, this is going to be amazing
 
@Chopper3 I assume "nobody"
because.... our media sucks
HATES them preciouses.
 
@Chopper3 I'd be surprised if anyone is. There's no billions to be made off covering the ParaOlympics in the US.
 
7:25 PM
This country really took a turn for the worse when they made us stop hanging the scumbags from the lampposts.
 
It's getting huge coverage (compared to previous ones) in most markets
 
Insider tip: There's no billions to be made covering the regular olympics either.
NBC loses money on it EVERY. TIME.
On the 12th day of X-mas Ubuntu gave to me - A firefox update!
also libgc1c2 whatever the fuck THAT is.
 
Just think the competitors in the Paralympics make the 'regulars' look boring
 
@voretaq7 I've changed my mind. Shuttleworth is a minor nuisance compared to the stupidity that is PHP. Who's in charge of that so that I can hit THEM with a shovel?
 
@Adrian Nobody.
That's why it has an unbounded suck.
 
7:30 PM
@voretaq7 Ah. Apparently the syntax to declare an array changed between 5.2 and 5.3 and between 5.3 and 5.4. Somebody needs to die.
 
@Adrian ?
there is no syntax to declare an array. just $whatever[whichever]
or are you talking about using array()? Which is just No.
 
Oh and Stephen Hawking is opening the thing!
 
@voretaq7 I don't work that way. I always declare variables because it's part of my documentation practices.
 
@Adrian Makes me want to hit someone in the face with my Python.
 
I do declare that your declarations are declarative.
 
7:32 PM
@Adrian meh - then $whatever[] = undef; :)
@ScottPack "[monotonous droning about academic honesty and how the exam is all your work and you didn't cheat] . . . Now everyone write I do so declare on the bottom of your essay booklet and sign your name."
^ A time-honored ritual familiar to all NY State students.
 
@MikeyB You've probably seen it but - xkcd.com/413
 
@voretaq7 Now THAT brings back memories.
 
@voretaq7 How is that helpful?
Oh, wait. New York State legislation. Nevermind.
 
@JohnK Son, I have seen shit you wouldn't BELIEVE.
 
scroll along to page 8 or so of the exam and you'll see why.
 
7:35 PM
@MikeyB Haha, oh I believe you
 
(also for fun try to answer some of the 1961 Earth Science Regents questions. They were a lot harder back then - the test actually tested your knowledge!)
 
@voretaq7 That's not the 'Merkin way
 
@ScottPack no, this is
youtube.com/watch?v=rcoreV10hI8 <-- Workplace Advisory: Contains Amanda Palmer singing about bush.
 
Is that a steak?
 
I don't even...
 
7:36 PM
(relatively SFW - everything is covered... by interesting objects)
@ScottPack Bird's nest.
 
I'm pretty sure that's still not work-appropriate
 
Haha, was just gonna ask - should I avoid clicking htat if I'm at work?
 
@Adrian hidden :P
 
Haha, thanks @Adrian
 
7:38 PM
Thank you. HR keeps dropping by asking me questions trying to get me to approve some big-ass monitor for one of the HR temps.
 
@Adrian approve it conditionally
 
I keep telling them to go away and that I'll answer when they'll quit blocking me from buying something larger than this 19" POS Acer.
 
(they have to play Map of Tasmania on it big enough for the entire office to see)
@Adrian How is HR blocking that?
 
Is that what kids call music these days?
Thankfully for me, I'm doing thesis work today.
/me takes another drink of beer on the backporch
 
@ScottPack I prefer some of her other stuff (like Want It Back)
but that's definitely a NSFW(Nipples) video.
 
7:40 PM
@voretaq7 Everything but a standard 19" unit has to be approved by HR complete with Doctor's note. Except for bigger monitors requested by HR staff, of course.
 
@Adrian You can only monitor one employee's browsing habits per 19". Well known figure.
 
@Adrian Do they at least permit 2-3 monitors?
 
youtube.com/user/ParalympicSportTV/featured?v=7SOMVD_wrmE <-- watch Paralympics opening ceremonies live
 
@Zoredache LTSP Terminals. While LTSP supports that, we don't install hardware sufficient for that.
 
@MikeyB Live? What is this... Live?
@Adrian doctor's note?
 
7:42 PM
I'm fine with being passive-aggro about it though. IT here always gets shit hardware and the smallest budget.
@voretaq7 To prove eye strain or some other related Labor & Industries actionable handicap.
 
How about "I can't do my fucking job without adequate screen real estate, so either get me a bigger monitor or expect me to have shit productivity?"
 
@voretaq7 I was getting very disapointed until I realized you said, "Want It Back" not "Want U Back".
 
@voretaq7 But you see. They don't care.
 
@ScottPack wozzat?
@Adrian well then they're not getting their monitor :P
 
@voretaq7 youtube that bitch
 
7:43 PM
they can use the magnifier app.
@ScottPack Nyet.
 
@voretaq7 At least not from me.
 
Actually this Paralympic ceremony is a bit shit, switched over to 'America's Got Talent' for a moment, how come the theatre they use for that is so small, it's a tiny audience
 
@chopper3 Stop viewing and fix this guy's issue...
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Q: Querying Proliant servers for NIC firmware

crownedjitterI need to query a whole bunch of Proliant servers for the firmware version on their NICs. I know I can find this information through HP Insight Management page, but the sheer number I need to check makes this a daunting task. Anyone know of a way to get this information remotely through WMI or ...

 
LOLZ… I thought all of the dancers etc. were wearing blue makeup, until I saw this:
 
@MikeyB Why so sad?
 
8:14 PM
@ScottPack you about ?
 
@Iain What up bigboy?
http?
 
yeah - it's a clicky linky
 
So says you
@Iain Port's not open.
 
 
@ScottPack now ?
 
8:21 PM
I got a page
Ubuntu you say.
 
tea ? coffee ?
 
Milk or sugar.
 
ok so that works but why not the first hmmm
 
You are using Ubuntu....
 
yes that one is
 
8:26 PM
stupid virtual machine with its stupid broken clock making the stupid packet loss alarm send me stupid emails.... ITS STUPID!
 
hiya !
 
(Must. Buy. Physical. Monitoring. Host.)
@Iain Dont you "hiya" me mister! After all those cautionary tales I told you went out and got yourself some Ubuntu? Didn't I raise you right?!?
 
it's one small vm I have for testing stuff
I have some Solaris and some CentOS too
 
@Iain oh lawd, that's how it starts! Help him Restoration JESUS!
 
I'm sure if I rummaged around I could find some BSD too but it gets powered on less frequently than the solaris
 
8:31 PM
^ Certainly looks powered on...
Also that's Oracle Solaris now. And put your quarter in the jar for uttering the name :)
 
@voretaq7 Don't you mean OpenMinnesota?
 
So apparently disabling the web management tool on this device also disables the SSH access. I really want to throw a brick through the front window of the designers now. HP, I'm having a hard time believe you put your name on this flaming pile of crap... This is a new low, even for you.
 
@ChrisS the best bit of HP is now Agilent everything else is Compaq
 
Anyone else ever seen the server overload error on reddit? It's hilarious
 
Friend sent me this a few weeks ago: ponybot.net/pix/4526.gif
 
8:57 PM
Obama on reddit? I'm impressed. reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/z1c9z/…
 
@JoelESalas And that's probably what's causing the server overload :p Just got it.
 
@MikeyB Reddit is not president-grade
Can't he pull some strings and get those college kids some more clouds
 
@ScottPack Nothing open about the lawnmower.
 
9:24 PM
@MichaelHampton Our firewall-breaking friend: alfapaints.com/install.php
 
@JoelESalas Nice! Someone should help him configure his Drupal site. =)
 
@Adrian HOLY FUCK BURN DOWN YOUR OFFICE IT IS HARBORING EVIL
 
Obama broke Reddit? vot elost
i cannot be without cats
 
@JoelESalas Who is this guy?
 
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Q: Flushing iptables broke my pipe, how can I save my instance?

NielsI was setting up my iptables when I performed a iptables -F and my ssh pipe broke. This is the last output of my session: root@alfapaints:~# iptables -L Chain INPUT (policy DROP) target prot opt source destination ACCEPT all -- anywhere anywhere ...

 
9:25 PM
@JoelESalas Ah, OK.
 
@JeffFerland Meh. I'm not too worried.
 
@Adrian At least gibbet the hr people...
 
@JeffFerland Nah. Too much effort. The HR Director already dislikes me and I've never trusted her. Her staff aren't too bad folks, either.
 
Romney hasn't crashed Reddit
im voting for him!
 
@David That's what I like about the USA. We get to pick with crook ass-rapes us.
 
9:31 PM
@Adrian And that's why I don't vote.
 
@Adrian don't worry - you'll soon be a theocracy and that'll be outlawed
 
Tough crowd today. Ass-rapes are usually worth a star.
 
@MichaelHampton Non-Voters should be subject to a special 5% Apathy Tax...
(to fund the post office)
 
@voretaq7 I wouldn't pay that one either. :P
 
((because Congress insists on making them paper-bankrupt))
@MichaelHampton Remember what happened to Capone.
 
9:35 PM
Capone had a PR problem.
 
@voretaq7 Died of Syphilis? That's Harsh.
These are a few of my favorite diseases....
 
@Adrian Before that.
 
@Iain Wait what? They're not going to allow us to pick which crook ass-rapes us anymore?
@voretaq7 Don't remember offhand. Something about running Chicago and making cubic meters of money at it. I mostly remember the lesson about not putting your end in places that you wouldn't want to introduce to your mother.
 
R50? was R10 too fast and effective for you? — Chopper3 Aug 6 '11 at 19:10
Hidden gem
 
9:53 PM
@MichaelHampton You don't have compulsary voting. Here we have to vote or we get fined.
 
@MarkHenderson So how do they handle voting in the Outback?
 
@Adrian Postal votes
 
@MarkHenderson is there a 'none of the above' style option ?
 
@MarkHenderson Ah. That's not too bad then. They're just recently adopting that in certain areas here. Being a distrustful git, I don't like having to tie my name to my ballot.
 
@MarkHenderson WTF?
 
9:55 PM
@Iain Sort of. You can turn up and get your name checked off an then leave
 
"Vote or die" eh?
 
@MarkHenderson I write my own name in under those circumstances.
 
@Adrian They send you numbered, but not named, cards I think
 
@MarkHenderson Here it's tied because they have to verify your signature.
 
@Adrian Really? Iw ould fail, my signature looks like a forgery even when it's real
In fact I've been asked to leave exams before because they believed I wasn't who I said I was
 
9:57 PM
And I certainly wouldn't trust the local election officials not to use different handwriting legibility standards for ballots that voted for opposition parties.
Best part is that I got a phone call to come in and verify my signature because the ballot wasn't sufficiently legible. I hadn't even voted yet.
 
@Adrian How did that happen? Did someone manage to steal your ballot?
 
Vote early, vote often
 
@Zoredache Beats me. Probably having work-release people do the data-entry or something.
 
@Adrian Myw ife got fined for voting multiple times; someone had gone to 5 different polling places and used her name at all of them to vote 5 times
(not her, obviously)
 
10:07 PM
Pay your taxes.
The only criminal charge they were able to get him on was tax evasion :)
 
@voretaq7 Oh that. Taxes I'm not worried about. That's small potatoes compared to the Child Support Enforcement people. Miss a payment and they shut your passport and cancel your driver's license and any other state-issued licenses.
 
@Adrian "It's not mine"
:-)
 
@Adrian I've heard horror stories about child support people ruining peoples lives
But I've heard even more horror stories about men not paying child support and getting away with it
 
10:28 PM
@voretaq7 That's doesn't matter. If some lady decides somewhere that you're the Daddy, half the time the judges ignore the DNA evidence and decide that you're "close enough" and you get to pay child support for 21 years.
@MarkHenderson Well, there's states where there's no cap on child support. They can take every last penny you'll ever make.
I had a co-worker whose wife left him while kid was still in-utero, moved to Hawaii and filed for divorce and child support the day after the kid was born. They took 70% of his income and he's never been allowed to even see his kid.
 
@Adrian How can you survive on 30% of your income?
 
@MarkHenderson You can't. They don't care.
 
That would put most people below the poverty line, surely?
@Adrian Honestly, if I had that enforced on me, I would skip the country as soon as possible. I'd rather be exiled and lead a healthy life than live below the poverty line
 
@MarkHenderson Yeah. If you don't have that kind of money, you end up homeless and with a suspended driver's license. And unemployable because your pay is garnished up to the maximum the moment you get a check.
 
My sisters husband has 50/50 custody of his kids, but what ends up happening most of the time is my sister is left looking after his kids and she pays for their schooling, etc, but she has no legal right over them at all. So she basically has to be their parent, but has no rights
For example, one of the kids got suspended from school while she had them, but she wasn't allowed to go and meet with the principal, only the husband was
She can't go to parent teacher interviews, but she's expected to enforce the homework rules
It's all just messy
(it doesn't help that the ex-wife is vindictive and chummy with the principal)
 
10:55 PM
-1
A: Is pickpocketing large amounts of gold in Skyrim bugged?

salad tosserThis happened to me too but i love gay anal butt sex

Answer of the year, right there folks
Last I checked, butt sex and anal sex are the same thing
 
@MarkHenderson hmmm but but now what do you tell the girl that doesn't want ot lose her virginity?
 
11:15 PM
@Zypher I... I don't even know what to say to that
 
MWAHAHAHA
hmmm, i think they are messing w/ my internetz ... polling doesn't seem to be working right now
 
@MarkHenderson Butt sex is what happens when to posteriors love eachother very much.
Anal sex is what happens when you choose IBM.
 
@WesleyDavid the kitteh would know
 
@Zypher Kittehs be ridin' dirteh, yo.
Windows Backup. Y U TAKE FOREVER AND A DAY TO BACKUP?!
 
@MarkHenderson The states got wise to that. They've been working with the State Dept. and FBI.
 
11:21 PM
lol
@WesleyDavid you get what you pay for ...
 
13
Q: Do dolphins have homosexual "blowhole" sex?

Ilya MelamedIn his comedy act, Ricky Gervais shows examples of homosexuality in nature, all of them from the book "Biological Exuberance, animal homosexuality and natural diversity" by Bruce Bagemihl. One of the examples is homosexuality among dolphins, having anal sex or "blowhole sex" (from minute 8:40 in ...

 
@MarkHenderson One minute you're swimming with your friends, the next minute HNNNGHHHH - Penis in the nose!!
 
@MarkHenderson yeah, that happened to a woman I dated a couple years ago too. Total mess there. And the husband screwed up their taxes by claiming the child even though he had no right to do so, and she had to pay the $5k in back-taxes since he was a dead-beat anyway.
 
Speaking of "Penis in the nose", hello markdown.
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@Adrian Wow, I had to read that twice. The conversation went from homosexual blowhole nasal penetration to "Yeah, that happened to a woman I dated."
 
@WesleyDavid Haha I tend not to read chat linearly. I almost always click the return arrow to find out what they're replying to before I read it
 
11:25 PM
@MarkHenderson The only nice thing is that if you're actually up to date on your payments and the custodial parents tries to claim that you're not, the State keeps records of your payments.
 
@Adrian I wouldn't call that a "nice" thing, I would consider than 'expected'
I'd be pretty pissed if I had to go to court to prove that I'd been paying court-appointed alimony
 
@MarkHenderson Well, I suppose it falls under being thankful they used lube.
 
@Adrian Good analogy
Yes, sure, I raped her, but c'mon, I used lube!
 
@MarkHenderson That's where it was going until she realized I wouldn't be covering his legal expenses and her Daddy wasn't interested in supporting her legal challenge.
 
@MarkHenderson Oh, and good morning angel-puss.
 
11:27 PM
Blerg. Enough of that. I'm going to go finish cleaning out my apartment. G'nite gents.
 
@Adrian Hahaha my Dad's advice to my sister was "whatever you do, don't get involved in their custody issues. Don't give evidence, don't pay for anything, don't take sides, just stay out of it"
@Adrian Cya
 
@MarkHenderson Amen. Laterz.
 
@WesleyDavid leg rub
 
HAHA fuck you wifi .. you cant keep me from doing stuff when i'm using a vpn
 
Go burn all your close votes!
 
11:32 PM
Holy version history Batman! I just used Time Machine for the first time and freaked out.
 
@WesleyDavid don't forget it ships all that to the mothership when you arn't looking ... for your own good
 
@MichaelHampton Does that apply to those of use still working?
 
@HopelessN00b You don't have to fake working with us. We aren't your boss.
 
@Zypher Apple loves me and wants what's best for me.
 
hahaha
as long as you keep paying your taxes, you are just fine
 
11:41 PM
Why do they name their taxes after cats?
 
to decieve you into thinking they are warm and cuddly ?
 
@MichaelHampton Sadly, I didn't have a chance to fake working today. Was busy actually working. That ***sucks***.

On a related topic, guess what happens when some jackass puts your web-filtering database on the system drive of one of the company's primary SQL servers? >:/
 
@HopelessN00b Best case, everybody complains about the internet being slow.
 
@Zypher Warm and cuddly Mountain Lions? Remind me never to go hiking with you...
 
@HopelessN00b Worst case, the web filter starts embedding corporate data in outgoing connections.
 
11:47 PM
bah, time to turn off all electroncs ...
 
@MichaelHampton Actually, I think best case is that your consultant only bills you time and a half for the 20 hours he has to take unfucking it.

Which in some ways is also a worst case, because that means it got fucked hard.
 
@shane i'm invading your town agian
 
@MichaelHampton Naw, corporate data leaking out in all outbound connections is something we call "just another Tuesday."
 
@HopelessN00b There was a song about that, by Tenacious D. You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact some times that's just not right
 
.../fuckhergently.html Lol, awesome.
Great, been on SF 5 minutes, already found the next guy I want to kick in the balls. Guess it's what I deserve for thinking this would be a nice change of pace.
 
11:56 PM
 
Go vote on tag synonyms.
 
^^ I hate shit like this. Order something 2 weeks ago, chase them up for a week and today they find out that they never shipped it
 
@MichaelHampton That's how I found the guy I want to nut-punch.
 
@HopelessN00b hahahaa
 
11:58 PM
There are way too many people out there in need of nut-punching. We need a system to automate this into puppet.
 
FOUR edits like that. I mean, really?
 
@HopelessN00b It's an excerpt. It's supposed to be small and short.
 
Right. Not small and short to the point of being the same information contained in the tag itself.
 
@HopelessN00b Most of them are, actually.
 

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