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2:46 AM
hey @Smurfton
 
2:59 AM
Oh, hey
 
how've things been?
 
I have my sound off, sorry
OK
Basically all I did today was go to the doctor and back
How are you?
 
alright here.
 
Good!
 
finally getting my cleric to work in 3.5e
(man, Poison is so helpful against mages... ;)
 
3:03 AM
From which edition?
Wouldn't poison take a while to kill, though?
 
@Smurfton not the spell, especially if the initial Con damage is enough to instagib them
wizards and co. are not known for good COn stats or Fort saves...
 
No, true
 
nor do they do well on anything with a half-orc scaring them witless
 
With Intimidate, or just by being intimidating?
 
@Smurfton not just Intimidate, Orc Intimidate :D
 
3:08 AM
is that a real thing?
 
@Smurfton (I think that's how my DM is handling the Strength-based Intimidate concept for that char)
 
Does he have persistent NPCs? Intimidate never looked worth it to me.
 
@Smurfton oh, being intimidated is harsh
 
iirc, when you stop being intimidated, you instantly want to kill the person who Intimidate-ed you.
Am I remembering wrong?
 
@Smurfton can't do that if you're dead first. ;)
 
3:10 AM
lol, true
 
3:35 AM
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3:58 AM
A horrid realization came to me just now, as I was preparing for the tonight's game. I'm setting up a game of Fiasco, in which PCs are the Tilt. And by "horrid" I mean "awesome".
 
lol
 
@Magician in person, or online?
 
In person.
 
@Magician ah, because Fiasco was suggested as a system I should try to help me with narrativist RP concepts
 
Oh, we're not playing Fiasco. We are playing Fate. The NPCs are playing Fiasco.
 
4:02 AM
@Magician oh LOL.
@Magician "stop recursing?" :P
 
Well, they're living it.
 
4:26 AM
that sounds pretty bad for them
alas, the life of an NPC
 
5:07 AM
@trogdor When I'd originally designed her, Appa-Tax was probably going to be a bigger presence.
 
mm
but then I was the only one who even ran into her
and I had bigger fish to fry, the PC's
 
Yeah.
 
XD
 
If, for example, Vulturra had been exposed in the swamp, Appa-Tax would've stepped into her shoes as the primary antagonist.
 
so part of it was insurance that there would be one
 
5:13 AM
Aye.
And, of course, if we'd decided to do the social thing, she was there to preside over it. Remember, before Vulturra and Stellata squabbled hard enough to get ambushed, the idea was to waltz in the front door and ask for work.
 
5:27 AM
yeah
but no plan seems to survive contact with the PC's in our group
even PC plans
XD
 
 
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8:02 AM
hi
 
Yawp.
 
@BESW Hee.
I'm reading a book currently in which the human belief that dragons sleep on piles of gold is poppycock... they hoard a wide variety of things instead, like windows, shoes, and dogs.
 
 
8:19 AM
lol
dragooooooonssssss
 
The dog hoarder is regarded as a bit of an odd bird, but he's the distant cousin of the shoe hoarder, who therefore tolerates him (and his habit of constantly magic pool Skyping to tell the shoe hoarder to make his dogs behave).
Cat lady looks like she's a bit more on top of things.
 
8:48 AM
hee
 
9:10 AM
@Pixie I always smile when I remember how the dragons on Ultima Online used to actually eat gold coins and some types of gems.
 
I still like the dragons that hoard awkward moments
 
@trogdor That's pretty awesome.
 
yeah, I thought so too
I am always on a dragon kick
 
It was determined via meme that as a dragon, I hoard magical girls. This is not incorrect.
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lol
I suppose I hoard books
I actually do have too many right now XD
 
9:16 AM
In actuality, I hoard many things. xD
 
I don't hoard anything else, just books
 
The meme was, I think... look to your left. The first thing you see is the thing you hoard.
 
mm, for me that could be a book,.... or a lamp
I don't think I hoard lamps
maybe that's the problem
 
@Pixie You are claiming that the first thing on your left... is a magical girl?
 
lol
it's probably a toy one
or collectible one, wtv you would call it
 
9:18 AM
 
@trogdor Yes, like it would be possible to have a magical girl toy on your left when you are chatting.
 
well it's possible
 
(looks left-sees the Daring Doo figure on the cupboard)
ok, forget anything I said.
 
you could have a desk or a shelf there where you keep your collection
I think the definition of hoarding could be considered a very loose one
 
@trogdor (you were supposed to reply after I wrote the punchline two messages after:P)
 
9:20 AM
personally I would define it as something you have so much of that it flows out of the space meant to keep it
@Derpy lol
well sorry, can't help myself
I reply when I feel like it, I am a dragon pony wizard tree after all
 
Dragon pony wizard trees answer to no one.
 
no one at all
 
Mostly because no one will take them seriously.
 
oh yeah, thanks for that one
you can't speak for literally everyone
:P
 
Only the people that are me, but apparently that's not an insignificant number.
@eimyr "Your mother is so classy, she has her own splat book."
 
9:36 AM
@BESW oh so now you are putting words in my mouth too? :P
 
> Smaug was…well…cool. I was not cool. I mean, I could draw, which was kinda neat, and I had once won a school-wide geography bee, but it is very hard for a small pudgy mammal with a retainer to compare to a gigantic red dragon.
 
lol
mm, dragons are definitely the best
 
9:56 AM
@besw Yo Momma so ugly she uses rogue for make-up.
@besw Yo Momma so hairy, she count as wilderness for druids.
 
I prefer complimentary yo momma jokes. "Your mother is so thoughtful, she gives mindflayers indigestion."
 
@besw Yo Momma so ugly she didn't fit into a Sphere of Annihilation.
I see
Well it wouldn't work for the spell
 
10:14 AM
En guarde, touche
I found a spell that does the "death bond" I wanted btw - dandwiki.com/wiki/Death_Pact_(3.5e_Spell)
because I'm only trialling DMing, and i've been campaigning with the others for a few months, I think making them choose between the character I've been playing's life and letting the bad guy go free should be fun
alternatively I want to test the paladin's morality by having a possessed innocent tear up a village
 
@ToshinouKyouko Cif. Ultima 7 - Serpent Island - The Black Rock Sword (best part: you chose option two)
 
10:32 AM
what's option 2?
 
letting the bad guy go free
Basically you have a demon trapped in a soul gem bound to your sword. You trade his freedom for help beating an invincible foe.
 
The game never states where the demon went afterward.
 
eyyy gang
 
that seems pretty crafty
hi @Polyducks
 
10:40 AM
@ToshinouKyouko It is also possible that it is intended that the demon was already dead, and it was the soul that was bound to stay. In this case, the freedom would be "freedom to rest at last"
 
@ToshinouKyouko Hey hey :) I hope they pick your character dude.
@Derpy I think that just lets the demon return to hell, which restricts them from returning to the main material for 101 days.
@Derpy any demon slain on the main material is not truly slain. He needs to be slain on his home material plane. Anyway, that's what 1E and 2E teaches us.
 
evils laughs
 
@Polyducks 3.5 is the same, so far as I recall.
 
It might be 101 years... I can't remember.
Lesser demons return as lemures, which really pisses them off as it takes a couple thousand years to return to their previous form.
 
@Polyducks would be interesting to know how the demons work in the Ultima world. It is possible that in that context the demons are just physical creatures, or maybe they have immortal souls too. The games never cared to explain that. Actually, the whole Black Rock Sword thing is a little unclear all around (and pretty ridiculous too, since basically you are wielding your own cryptonite in a way...)
 
10:43 AM
Yo @Polyducks
 
I really like the devilish and demonic planes in D&D.
Hey @eimyr :)
@Derpy Rule of cool and DM's choice I guess - as it always is in RPGs ;)
 
I think I'd like to be in a plane-heavy DnD game. A one where there is a plane for everything in existence.
 
mmm plane of BURNINATE
 
E.g. "I open Gate to the Elemental Plane of Yogurt"
 
Well, you're in luck. There are tons of planes in the game you're playing, they're just hard to get to.
@trogdor plane of fire is a canon thing.
 
10:44 AM
yes I know
 
@eimyr That would be in the chaos planes.
 
The elemental plane of fire is quite tame compared to the plane of BURNINATE.
 
but what about it's bigger stronger cooler (not literally obviously) cousin, BURNINATE
 
@eimyr think of the chaos planes like the library of babel. The elemental plane of yogurt would be hard to find though.
 
Hmm.
 
10:45 AM
And IN FACT all the conjuration/transmutation etc. are actually summoning stuff from various planes. Heal to regrow an arm? Quasi-elemental plane of arms. Magic Missile? E.P. of Missiles etc.
 
@trogdor Thanks to a terrible misspelling (pun intentional) you end up in the plane of bi-urinate.
 
diagon alley
 
@eimyr haha that might be one you save for your own game
 
[plots adventure on the plane of floof, where everything looks like a newly-blowdried Pomeranian or a disgruntled bluebird]
 
Mordenkainen Magnificent Mansion? The Elemental Plane of Posh.
 
10:47 AM
@Polyducks I would not want to be there
 
Wail of the Banshee? Elemental Plane of Justin Bieber.
and so on.
 
@eimyr pretty sure the Wail of the Banshee is not as bad as Bieber
 
Eh, Bieber jokes are déclassé. How about the plane of Silentó?
 
That's a Nae Nae
 
@eimyr there was a wonderful deviant art drawing of the "Dimension of the lost left socks" I found once. Can't find it again now ;_;
 
10:51 AM
Silentó, God of Cacophony. Chaotic Neutral. Lesser Deity. Favored weapon: Whip. Special: Upon entering the Divine Plane of Silentó your intelligence drops to zero.
 
What's this Silento meme?
 
You're better off not knowing.
BTW, is it possible to connect a non-soundcloud audio to Roll20?
 
Is it that guy that's all like, "Watch me whip / what me Nae Nae"
No, it needs to be on soundcloud
you could rehost?
 
@eimyr Is he the guy that invented the Monotron?
 
Richard Lamar Hawk (born January 22, 1998), better known by his stage name Silentó, is an American rapper. He is best known for his debut single "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)", which reached number 3 on the Billboard Hot 100. == Career == Silentó's debut single "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)", made with Bolo Da Producer, was released on his YouTube channel on June 25, 2015. Over the course of one week, it gained over 2.5 million views. In April 2015, Silentó was signed to Capitol Records, who released the track as a single with an accompanying music video. It peaked at number three on the US Billboard Hot...
@BESW bunny floof is the best floof
 
11:17 AM
@eimyr 'Dick Hawk'? I wonder why he took the name Silento.
 
Lol
 
@Polyducks More specifically, this. (Warning for crack-voiced teen saying "ooh, watch me" 12 times in a row.)
 
I like to give nomen est omen names to my characters in RPGs (Kard Hox being the exception).
The only reason how his name could be worse is if he was name Dick Pound.
Which is quite a common combo I'm told...
@BESW I just wish he stayed silent like he promised...
 
@eimyr Only the "o" is silent.
 
BTW, whenever "Watch me" is mentioned I can't help but think of this:
 
11:21 AM
@eimyr New goblin name!
 
OK, that's it. I am making a Google Doc.
 
Please share it.
 
I will share it with editing rights
 
Oooooooh.
 
11:26 AM
I'm beholding!
 
I actually Htink this is hilarious.
 
...do we only accept genuine 100% natural free-range misspellings?
 
Yes.
They can be corrected, but have to be a result of tanglefingerosis
Organic, soy-free, fat-free, sugarfree, gluten-free, free-range, natural, non-GMO vegan misspellings.
just remember to provide a permalink
 
I always thought it could be fun to convince players that they are entering a dragons' lair with loads of signs outside like "BEWER OF DARGON", but actually it is some dude's dog called dargon and the owner can't spell
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and he's like "why are you in my house, i put loads of signs outside"
 
OK, I'm not pulling this one on you, but I plan to have my next Mage players have to deal with an inept computer program that calls himself Dick Slezic, which sends them to seek out La Resistance and obtain an ancient artifact and Umbral Travel aid, the Farstack.
Nope, it's much more mundane. It's an emo girl who calls herself Lachesis Townce, and the item is in fact a Fartsack.
 
11:36 AM
@ToshinouKyouko "Bewer is a very common name here in Dargon City!"
 
@eimyr this seem even worst that the old "Shadow Reflector" Slayers episode.
 
@Derpy I didn't see Slayers, what was the catch?
 
@eimyr The hell is a fartsack?
 
That episode had a magical mirror to make copies of a person.
 
11:43 AM
@eimyr Basically, an artifact created by an evil wizard that was alleged to be able to create an opposite reflection of any army to fight for the wizard.
 
Only with a flipflop of the personality and loyal to the owner of the mirror
 
The idea was that if you mirrored someone good, the result would be evil.
the problem was that all the personality was actually inverted.
 
oh? that seems like trouble
 
So if you mirrored an army that attacked you.. the result was a crowd with no will to fight back :P
 
but initially I thought of these
 
11:46 AM
Add that the main characters in slayers aren't exactly to be taken as examples of lawful good and you get the final results
 
There's a D&D 3.5 mirror plane, accessible through any reflective surface if you know how, and composed of nothing more than endless dusty corridors lined with the backsides of every reflective surface in the multiverse.
 
oh i thought it was that too
 
@BESW Reminds me of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrel
 
The moment anyone enters the plane, a mirror duplicate of them is generated at a random point on the plane. The copy knows the location of the original, and that if the original exits the plane the copy will cease to exist.
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(If you've got a neutral alignment on either axis, you flip to see which extreme your copy goes toward.)
 
@BESW That sounds like fun. Can other people see you in the mirror?
 
11:50 AM
When my group entered the mirror plane, the Chaotic Neutral cleric got a Lawful Good copy who teamed up with us, clued us in to the whole "homicidal clones who want to kill and replace us," and helped us defeat them before accepting his fate when we left at our destination.
@Polyducks Not usually, no. The big catch is, the relationship of the mirrors to each other in the hallways is constantly shifting. One minute you're in a hallway of mirrors in blue frames, the next it's mirrors that are reflecting murderers, and then it's mirrors in the city of Incep.
 
@BESW are there quadratic fighters and linear wizards as well?
 
@eimyr No, this is D&D 3.5 we're talking about. Some universal constants are truly unshakable.
 
Haha.
I wonder if there is anything like that in WoD
There should be...
Well, there is a Mirror Zone, but that one reflects deeply personal experiences and feelings back at the traveler.
 
12:09 PM
@BESW Oh my gosh that's fantastic
 
@doppelgreener Better: every player was in control of his own original character and his duplicate (hats were deployed).
 
@BESW Beautiful.
 
Yeah, that was my old college group, toward the very end of our last campaign. Probably the best 3.5 stuff I've ever experienced, mostly because we worked together so well.
 
1:12 PM
@Evo_Kaer [wave]
 
1:28 PM
Morning
 
Okie dokie lokie
 
1:45 PM
artichokey
 
2:17 PM
Why is DnD 5e SRD such a piece of rubbish?
It's almost unusable.
Missing spells, no feats, mistakes, lack of errata, it's is honestly one of the worst publications I have ever seen from Wizards.
 
so you will buy the full edition
 
You mean all the books?
I have limited access to PHB, as my GM is happy for me to use it when I need it.
 
I guess
luckily I live with my GM
 
But when I want to look up exact wording of a spell or a feat and it's not in the bloody SRD, what am I supposed to do?
Paizo's SRD is exemplar. 3.5 SRD is OK too.
Fate core book is basically SRD printout.
Why can't we have a nice, organised DnD SRD? Does it have to suck so much?
 
Yezzz
All to buy the bookzzz
All hail the mighty printing godzzz
 
2:26 PM
Wizards take all of my money please
 
Accept the ink, let it flow over you, so that you may hug the paper tightly and never let go
 
Yes, release you money!
does his best palpatine impression
My savings has doubled since we last met, Count!
Good. Double the need, double the profit!
Honestly, they really want to discourage people from doing anything with their precious milking cow, don't they? Are they that scared about people writing gasp better splats than they do?
 
@eimyr just be thankful it is still D&D you play and not the rulemonster
 
@Derpy Rule Monster is D&D's most dangerous enemy.
 
They already had a book just for spells. But they had to split it into three
 
2:40 PM
Numerous TPKs, ragequits and flipped tables resulted from his appearance.
 
@eimyr I still have the original single book "Spell Law". I always make the commitment to use it to lit the fireplace one day, then leave it live a little longer.
At least, taken as a mere list of spell ideas it has some sort of utility.
May Celestia save you if you actually try to use all those tables in real world play.
 
2:58 PM
@Miniman Is there a way to gain Paladin spells as a bard before level 10? I know I could take Magic Initiate, but it excludes rangers and paladins.
 
multiclassing
 
Artefacts
Wands
I've got a ton of hand-printed spellbooks I inherited from my DM. They've got some really odd spells. There's even a boko on witchcraft
...boko. New goblin name for you @eimyr.
 
feel free
@Polyducks LULZ at your nick
 
Done
what's my nickname there?
 
Dev Clothingsites
 
3:10 PM
duck
 
I think it's hilarious
 
Guess I'm still signed in at the work address
Use it for analytics etc
 
Your google account is used.
Whatever one you are logged in atm
 
Yeah, I can tell
 
this also reveals your username to someone (me and perhaps others)
 
3:11 PM
Well, that's annoying. What an embarassing thing to have on the logs
 
username - your apparent nick, truthful or not
can't you remove it?
 
Thanks for letting me know. Yeah, deleted it from history.
Shouldn't be naming goblins at work ;)
 
Def
 
Likewise, I should have colleagues that will talk to me. Give and take.
 
@Ahriman you spilled the beans the same way I think. Your secret is safe with me.
 
3:13 PM
I was sure I showed you the easteregg I put on the front page of the site anyway
 
no?
 
Ah. I'll have to sneak it back in at the next update then
I also want to make a plugin called "Where's WWW.ally" which randomly places the titular character into web pages.
I'd like to make a hidden loot roller too
 
Must resist must resist must resit
sorry, cannot.
have fun, no need to thank me.
 
3:37 PM
@Derpy How do I keep falling for these pony links? I really hate it. I hate ponies almost as much as I hate minions. Like normal people hate mosquitos or paedophiles. That's how much I hate ponies. Like, an unreasonable amount.
 
3:47 PM
@Derpy I love you though. <3
 
I was initially going to argue at an example that somehow fell offensive in a way, but please instead, let's avoid further discussion. Got your point, you prefer avoiding pony related stuff. I assumed you were more on the "don't like them" than on the "kill kill" boat, but I will refrain to bother you more. Again, sorry.
 
@Derpy haha you keep being you. It's me that's intensely unusual, not you. You should keep enjoying your hobby.
And I'm sorry, my outburst was offensive, even if I didn't mean it to be.
New topic, then.
What is the best familiar to have for druid?
assuming you're a level 5 druid and you can only have a creature with hitdice equal to your level.
 
@Derpy I'd like some ponies please.
@Polyducks depends on the situation I guess...
 
4:04 PM
what version is this?
I just turned lvl5 in 5e and I'm a druid - dont think i get a furry friend though
 
@Polyducks You could be the first druid to actually choose the... Skunk. You wouldn't be the optimal choice, but you will be remembered by your party, and even if you die in the end, the song of the "Scented Druid" will live onward.
 
1st and 2nd edition. Don't you have summon familiar, @ToshinouKyouko?
 
ah, not in 5e
Ranger has that I believe
 
@Derpy tbh Skunk is a really good idea. You could use it to blind/distract enemies.
 
Skunk is kinda cool
 
4:07 PM
I mean it's got a ranged attack - what's not to like?
I really like corvids. Ravens, crows etc.
Someone had one as a familiar in our game and it's really fun to emote for it.
 
I had a pig in 4th
named Oinkers
 
haha
what happened to it?
 
my party kept trying to kill him for food :'(
 
also, @ToshinouKyouko, are you @doppelgreener?
Only because you talk the same and you live with your DM.
 
@Polyducks no I am ToshinouKyouko
 
4:09 PM
I don't know if it's possible to change your name
 
the real question is, is @doppelgreener me?
It is, I've changed my name a few times before but everyoen started going crazy
 
I don't know, but I'm itching for a game of Paranoia.
 
then there was also a period where we had 13 ToshinouKyoukos in A&M chat
dark times
 
What's A&M?
 
Anime & Manga, my home site
 
4:11 PM
(I think you will understand @ToshinouKyouko ... the others may not)
 
@Derpy now that I can get on board with.
 
@Polyducks Poor Menchi became emergency food multiple times. At least it earned him a reference in One Piece.
 
@Derpy what's Menchi?
What's the story behind it?
 
I think that for once Urban dictionary manages to get it on spot.
> Menchi

1. Japanese for mince. It's often used to describe meat, like minced meat. Minced means cut up.

2. Menchi is a dog in the anime Excel Saga. He is Excel's, the main character, emergency food supply in case she gets hungry, and unfortunately, Excel gets hungry a lot. Therefore, the creation of the ED, Menchi Aishuu No Borero, where Menchi begs not to be eaten by Excel.
you also get explained why the poor dog got that name.
 
4:19 PM
@Derpy it's like the mole hamster from that one anime with drills
 
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
 
yeah
 
Are there any good english-dubbed anime? Do you think SOA will get a dub?
That comedy dub of SOA on youtube was absolutely the best.
 
There are
 
Why would you like to watch a dub?
 
4:23 PM
definetly SAO will get a dub, or already has
 
@Polyducks there is a contradiction there. "Good" and "english dub" can't be used in the same phrase when talking about anime. It goes against the first rules of avoidance, also know as "this is Vegeta voice? really??"
 
(well, I liked the Cowboy Bebop dub, maybe even better than original)
 
There can be good dubs
 
I just find it very distracting to have to read the subtitles
 
I prefer subs myself, but sometimes the english VAs do a good job
 
4:25 PM
and the delivery of the lines doesn't carry the emotive value of someone in my own language
because of Japanese being a musical language
 
@Polyducks I think some of the "netflix original" anime have decent dubs
from what I've heard
The last show I watched dubbed was Tsuritama
 
I was searching for a source for One Piece time ago since it seem my country will be forever stuck at the Fishman Island arc (luckily, I can at least easily buy the manga, the books are published regularly. The anime... isn't) and I happened to see the recent english american dub... argh.
 
where you from @Derpy
 
Let's just say EU zone for now
 
@Derpy Derpland
 
4:33 PM
I am EU too
:thumbsup:
 
I'm in the UK
 
Ireland here
neighbours
 
Howdy ho, neighbourino!
I don't know if you saw, but I just waved out my window IRL
 
I just about missed it I'm afraid
 
Snap.
 
4:41 PM
have to go for now. See you soon.
 
bye bye @Derpy
 
(I will have to check the LoE forum... wonder if I got in some other screen)
(maybe someone took a picture of the whole 7 set?)
 
I'd better go soon. Almost home time.
Later, gang!
 
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