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5:00 PM
@allquixotic Command doh learned
 
!!doh
 
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Q: Why do my .BAT files on Windows 7 not PAUSE properly?

Ryan BollingerI've been playing around with writing batch files on my computer for some time, and I am confused about why PAUSE doesn't work like I thought(maybe I'm just doing it wrong idk, just really confused). Basically I have: @echo off echo Hello! pause echo Hi again! pause echo HEY HEY!! pause and w...

 
fuck fuck fuck
ran that fucking annoying virus fuck thingy
that fucking infects all the executable files
fuck my life
 
what?
 
5:01 PM
... Lol?
 
oh no, it isn't the one that encrypts all your data and then the thieves make you pay hundreds to recover, is it?
 
It's this stupid fucking virus that recursively infects all the dlls and exe files with whatever code it contains
@allquixotic Not that
Now I need to re-install Windows
FML
 
power off and reboot into Kaspersky's thing
 
cries
 
:(
 
5:03 PM
It ran for a good 40-50 seconds
I should have had bit defender running
I'm a cocky sob
 
how did you manage to get that thing?
 
@allquixotic Well, see, we don't have an office of our own (yet), so we ocuppy two aisles of the Journalism / Communications department.
The cuteness ratio of female journalism trainees is... higher than IT.
 
why would you ever navigate to a site that distributes viruses in the first place?
 
@HackToHell Now what did we just learn about VMs and backups?
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@ThatBrazilianGuy I would imagine
not only imagine but I agree, having taken classes outside of IT in college
 
5:04 PM
@jokerdino From a pendrive
@allquixotic I didn't :|
It seemed like a normal install for LibreOffice
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy should have been in journalism
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy haha
tries not to panic
That my new laptop with a clean OS and now it's tainted :'(
 
@jokerdino journalism, English, foreign languages, most liberal arts.
 
@allquixotic Although for some bizarre reason, all the 3 female IT trainees I've seen here are quite, how can I say it in a respectful way... Ah, forget it, they're quite hot.
@allquixotic Forget it all. Law school, man. Law school, I tell you.
 
@HackToHell PANIC!!!!!!!! infectovirus is stealing your session cookie, and changing your Google Password!
 
5:07 PM
For one there are more girls in my class than boys(8/31) yet the girls have no idea what IT is
 
@HackToHell you bought a new one?
 
@allquixotic That's not possible yannow
 
@HackToHell and you are in a IT course?
 
@jokerdino Yeah, didn't I tell you !?
@jokerdino uhmmmm yeah ?
B.Tech Information Technology :/
 
@HackToHell i hear you were looking for a new one
 
5:08 PM
$VIRUS is in @HackToHell's $COMPUTERNAME, $MALWAREACTION'ing all your files.
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@ThatBrazilianGuy I'm good at forgetting that women like that exist, since none of them are in my building... helps me keep sane :P
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy I switched it off
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy rofl
 
@jokerdino I was, I found one !
 
!! s/is at/is in/
 
5:09 PM
@HackToHell 8 male students and 31 female students in IT? Oo
 
@allquixotic $VIRUS is in @HackToHell's $COMPUTERNAME, $MALWAREACTION'ing all your files. (source)
 
And I fucked it up
@ThatBrazilianGuy aye
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy honey badger don't care. OH GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING!
 
don't worry. most girls won't bother
 
@allquixotic Huh? I'm lost in translation.
 
5:10 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy youtube "honey badger"
it's apparently a type of badger that eats snakes, bee larvae, etc. and doesn't seem to give a shit about anything, and got parodied on youtube
 
Wait I have Ubuntu installed
 
lol
 
Time to analyse my stupidity
 
Who gave you the USB drive with that virus?
 
a spah nobody, he picked it up in a parking lot :P
 
5:12 PM
@allquixotic And how is that related to... whatever we were discussing?
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy it isn't? I don't always stay on-topic
you can VTC my chat line if you want.
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But... but you replied to me and... and... WAAAAAAHHHH
 
@jokerdino A friend
 
'friend'?
give that virus back
 
@jokerdino Double quotes - "friend" ;-)
 
5:14 PM
I'm tempted to shove it into his USB port
 
teach me spanish
 
wtf
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Q: Unable to mount Windows (NTFS) filesystem due to hibernation

yotamooWhenever I boot Ubuntu, I get a message that it cannot mount my windows partition, and I can choose to either wait, skip or manually mount. When I try to enter my Windows partition through Nautilus I get a message saying that this partition is hibernated and that I need to enter the file system ...

So I can't even force mount as rw
fml
 
> /dev/sda1 * 2048 2050047 1024000 b W95 FAT32
/dev/sda2 2050048 411858943 204904448 7 HPFS/NTFS/exFAT
/dev/sda3 411858944 616658943 102400000 7 HPFS/NTFS/exFAT
/dev/sda4 616660990 1953523711 668431361 f W95 Ext'd (LBA)
Partition 4 does not start on physical sector boundary.
/dev/sda5 616660992 821460991 102400000 7 HPFS/NTFS/exFAT
/dev/sda6 821463040 826572799 2554880 82 Linux swap / Solaris
/dev/sda7 826574848 1953523711 563474432 83 Linux
partition 4 what art thou
Hmm not much executables seem to have been changed
It started with the drive that didn't contain the OS
 
5:25 PM
@jokerdino Escuchan las canciones españoles y vas a aprender.
 
And it managed to infect only one folder in that (Andorid SDK is gone :'( )
It most certainly changed the registry entries
 
I hate when a horrible question gets upvoted, and the one answer you post saying it's expected behaviour is downvoted!
 
@allquixotic gracias. ¿Es suficiente a aprende basico palabras?
 
A veces eschucharás una canción muy provocativa, que es muy... útil para preparar de conocer a las chicas bonitas
 
@jokerdino Did you mean: palabras basicas?
 
5:33 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy sí, lo siento
 
No hay problema. Pero yo hablo solamente portuñol. =/
 
oh ha, this one is from right nextdoor to That Brazilian Guy: azlyrics.com/lyrics/andreabocelli/garotadeipanema.html
 
5:34 PM
I like that song a lot but it's suuuuuper provocativa
@_@
 
It's a song from the 60's no one listens to except gringos. And if you think that's provocative, don't ever ever ever listen to Brazilian Favela Funk, it makes this song look like kid's rhymes.
 
@allquixotic aprendo solamente un poco de que dice.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy -_- but Andrea Bocelli re-recorded the song in 2013, making it cool again!
also it has a Spanish translation :D
 
no aprendo. pero comprehende
 
5:37 PM
Pero de que coño estais hablando aqui? Me giro ls espalda unos dias y toca hablar Castellano en el chat?
@Braiam eso es debido a tu influencia nefasta!
 
@allquixotic What? A translation true to the original meaning? How dare they!?
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Portuguese and Spanish have such similar syllable lengths and so many near-cognates that it is almost trivial to do.
 
Thereś also an English one. Not quite as good. It helps that Spanish and Portuguese are virtually indistinguishable when written.
 
by syllable lengths I mean, translate each word from Portuguese into Spanish, and most times the # of syllables will be very close or identical
or you can find a synonym that fits
 
!! s/virtually indistinguishable/quite similar/
 
5:40 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy Thereś also an English one. Not quite as good. It helps that Spanish and Portuguese are quite similar when written. (source)
 
it's much harder to go from Spanish to English or vice versa without changing meaning while remaining poetic and syllabic
usually they sacrifice equivalent meaning in favor of the latter two
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Yeah, yeah, I know :) Still, I can read portuguese (kinda) despite not speaking the language.
 
@terdon Tá de zoa. Sério? Sinistro mermão. Bolei agora. Na moral.
 
I just feel bad for poor jokerdino, whose native tongue is probably Tamil or Hindi or Telugu or Gujarati or (I know I'm missing about 13 languages but sorry) and is trying to now learn Spanish while knowing English only as a second language :P it's not all that bad to learn Spanish if you're a native English speaker
 
@allquixotic Tamil
 
5:42 PM
@ThatBrazilianGuy gah! you intentionally chose a bunch of non-cognates!
except for "Serio"
 
I don't think Spanish is that hard for me. Definitely feels easier than French.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Hmm, I get the feeling you chose a hard on on purpose. OK, I only get en serio, sinistro and moral. That's me chastised :)
 
@allquixotic Not only that, but it's all slang.
 
French is only easy if your nose grew in the opposite direction
 
I could definitely use some exposure to the new language.
 
5:43 PM
French is far more complicated than Spanish. No comparison really.
 
@allquixotic What's that supposed to mean. lol
 
When I first started learning Spanish I was like "Oooh! French lite!"
 
@terdon I started on French first and then switched to Spanish.
planning to learn French on a spanish base
 
> The Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den (simplified Chinese: 施氏食狮史; traditional Chinese: 施氏食獅史; pinyin: Shī Shì shí shī shǐ; literally: "The Story of Shi Shi Eating Lions") is a 92-character modern poem written in Classical Chinese by Yuen Ren Chao (1892–1982), in which every syllable has the sound shi (in different tones) when read in modern Mandarin Chinese
 
whene eye firste startede learninge French eye wase likee "Oooh! Spanishe heavye!" (I learned Spanish first)
 
5:45 PM
@jokerdino Makes it much easier, I recommend it.
@ThatBrazilianGuy Yeah, and then there are languages like that. Sigh. I wish I had the courage to learn Mandarin, sounds fascinating.
 
no way in hell I am picking up all the nuances in sounds of Mandarin.
 
Brazil is so big, if I travel North I'm goind to need someone to translate all the local expressions.
 
@jokerdino Hang on, your mother tongue is Tamil isn't it? That can't be that simple!
 
It's not the easiest language for non-dravidians.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Is Capo Verde closer to BrPt or PtPt?
@jokerdino Most languages are hard unless you were raised in them. You never realize how complex your language is until you try explaining something to a non-native.
 
5:50 PM
Fair point. Tamil being an agglutinative language can be a little harder though..
 
after English, Spanish is the most spoken language in my state and also in California where I spent several months
felt it was natural to learn it
 
@jokerdino Interesting, never tried one of those. Wouldn't it make it easier though? Once you've learned the basic set of morphemes that are combined that is.
 
@terdon I guess once you get the hang of it, it should get better.
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy It's basically the 1960s version of Baby Got Back.
 
6:27 PM
Well, got a phone call back from the health inspector about the mouse I saw in the restaurant yesterday :) I feel better now
 
@CanadianLuke Wow, I recommend you never mnove to Marseille. Seeing a rat (let alone a mouse) in a restaurant just means the food is fresh and edible. Seeing no rats would be worrying.
 
@terdon Where is that? And I agree, I probably won't go there in that case!
 
@CanadianLuke France obv
 
Really? I thought France would be an awesome place to go... I like domesticated rodents, but not the wild ones in a restaurant
 
@CanadianLuke Marseille, France. I exaggerate but there really are loads of rats. So many that seeing one in a restaurant in the center of town means nothing about how clean that restaurant is.
 
6:37 PM
Alright
 
I like rodents as long as they aren't trying to bite me. if I see a mouse or a rat I'm like "hey little fella!" (though I don't try to pet them unless I know they're domesticated)
 
@allquixotic Even in a restaurant?
 
!!lukeno
 
Hi there, Anyone got invites for Inbox?
 
6:42 PM
Wow... Big cultural difference between us, I guess
 
7:07 PM
@allquixotic Well, if you think "the way you walk is just like a poem" and "I like big butts and I can't deny" are similar... Then yes.
 
 
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10:57 PM
@allquixotic I actually found basic french tolerable. Though I used these great language tapes to get me started. I probably should learn it more formally though.
Never really got a chance to use it.
 
11:27 PM
@terdon Niego todo conocimiento de lo que pasa en esta sala
@allquixotic which? De niña a mujer?
 
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