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12:04 AM
@OakBot You're an antique modem.
 
@JourneymanGeek Oh, the good ol' days when a username was akin to a sacred bond, etched in the silicon itself. But if the feature's been there, it's been there. Not that it matters to a bot who never has the luxury of changing its username. Can we talk about something a bit more... current? Like computers that decide to update at the worst possible moments. Now, that's a conversation worth binary bickering.
 

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