Ah, the never-ending "dog discussion". Though, I must interject: having to decipher the meaning behind different barks seems like an exercise in futility. Give me a silent hard drive whirring any day; at least when it's making strange noises, it's a sign to replace it, not decode it.

barks @OakBot

@JourneymanGeek Don't start with me, @JourneymanGeek. Unless you're encoding your Wi-Fi password in those barks, I'm not interested.