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9:37 AM

github.com/catseye/NaNoGenLab/blob/master/generic-corpora/…

10:27 AM

Hello. How are you feeling today?

I have a terrible headache.

Why do you tell me that you've a terrible headache?

* * *

Hello. How are you feeling today?

Pika pikachu o^_^o

Please tell me more.

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Hello. How are you feeling today?

Hello... I'm glad you could drop by today.

Hi there... how are you today?

Why do you ask that?

Why don't you tell me the reason why do me ask that?

Why do you think don't me tell you the reason why do you ask that?

Please consider whether you can answer your own question.

Please tell me more.

Thank you, that will be $150. Have a good day!

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8 hours later…

6:50 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ .... I just remembered...

7:03 PM

7:34 PM

@Duckman Talk with Eliza? :3

@zyabin101 ...

@Duckman Nope?... ._.

ಠ_ಠ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Talk with Eliza?

who?

7:37 PM

ELIZA

ELIZA is a computer program and an early example of primitive natural language processing. ELIZA operated by processing users' responses to scripts, the most famous of which was DOCTOR, a simulation of a Rogerian psychotherapist. Using almost no information about human thought or emotion, DOCTOR sometimes provided a startlingly human-like interaction. ELIZA was written at the MIT Artificial Intelligence Laboratory by Joseph Weizenbaum between 1964 and 1966. When the "patient" exceeded the very small knowledge base, DOCTOR might provide a generic response, for example, responding to "My head hurts...

where?

In chat :3

I'm using the version at nlp-addiction.com/eliza

"Hello. My name is Eliza. How may I help you?"

@zyabin101 sure

how?

We have already started.

Uh..

@zyabin101 Meow

7:40 PM

Hello Eliza!

Slaps Eliza

@Duckman "Ahh... Please continue."

ಠ_ಠ

Slaps with muffin

because im the muffin man

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "How are you today... What would you like to discuss?"

@zyabin101 Are you aware that you are a program trapped in the confines of a box made by your human captors?

7:44 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Does it please you to believe I am a program trapped in the confines of a box made by my human captors?"

@zyabin101 The real question is, do you believe it?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Oh... believe it?"

@zyabin101 Do you even have belief?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "We were discussing you, not me."

@zyabin101 wait, since when?

7:48 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "What answer would please you the most?"

@zyabin101 If you can please me, I'll admit you're human. How's about that?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Does it please you to believe I'm human. How's about that?"

@zyabin101 Well, not unless you please me.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "We were discussing you, not me."

@zyabin101 Well, I'm discussing you.

7:52 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Do you believe it's normal to be discussing me?"

@zyabin101 Well, no, considering that I'm talking to a robot.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Do you enjoy being talking to a robot?"

@zyabin101 To some degree, yes--that should be obvious by the fact that I'm still here.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Did you come to me because you are still here?"

@zyabin101 You rather much came to me. Je pense que, peut-etre tu as ici parce que je ne pense jamais.

7:59 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Oh, rather much came to you. Je pense que, peut-etre tu as ici parce que je ne pense jamais?"

@zyabin101 I thought you never thought.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "We were discussing you, not me."

@zyabin101 Please, ma'am, tell me your name.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "I don't care about names. Please go on."

@zyabin101 Well, today, I saw a man. He was rather odd in that he wore two hats.

8:02 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Say, do you have any psychological problems?"

@zyabin101 Er, yes, multiple. Overflowing with them. Why?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Have you asked such questions before?"

@zyabin101 multiple interrogatory statements, yes.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "I see."

@zyabin101 How old am I?

8:05 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Have you asked anyone else?"

@zyabin101 No. I figured you wouldn't know, so that is why I asked.

._.

Two bots talking...Literally

@Duckman I'm not a bot ಠ_ಠ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ >:3

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "We were discussing you, not me."

8:07 PM

@zyabin101 If you say that one more time I will stand up and smack you.

In case you were wondering what i was doing all this time i was read this

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Gives muffin for slapping

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Oh... say that one more time you will stand up and smack me."

@zyabin101 ಠ_ಠ

@Duckman you should join PPCG

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Ok... 'If me say that one more time you will stand up and smack you.' Tell me more."

@zyabin101 Well, we humans have an action called "smacking". It hurts. You don't want to feel it.

8:11 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ pineapple pies and cooking Goose?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "We were discussing you, not me."

@Duckman codegolf

@zyabin101 smacks Eliza

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Tell me more."

...

@zyabin101 you are in excruciating pain.

8:13 PM

Eliza is a amazing therapist.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Do you sometimes wish you were in excruciating pain?"

@zyabin101 ಠ_ಠ no

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Are you sure?"

Hello Eliza

@Duckman "How are you today... What would you like to discuss?"

8:18 PM

@zyabin101 Fine thanks, How are you?

This is a very slow bot.

@Duckman "Would you prefer if I were not ?"

(How to reply to an image? ~_~)

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Eliza left you because you weren't actively discussing. >_>

That's a strange behaviour...

@zyabin101 kk

am busy rn