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2:03 AM
@GeorgetheDev manpage for the ping command
 
@Seth I just realized something - it will only onebox the manpage URLs that directly resolve to commands. For example, George generates the URL http://manpages.ubuntu.com/ping which redirects to http://manpages.ubuntu.com/manpages/vivid/en/man8/ping.8.html. Only the second one oneboxes.
 
huh, the redirect doesn't happen for me..
 
Weird. It worked for me.
Oh wait.
 
ah
 
2:06 AM
Sorry, wrong URL. My fault.
 
So he can still paste links directly to the manpages but he can't have them onebox.
:(
 
:/
I'm sure we can think of a way around that eventually.. Still useful though!
 
Okay, I adjusted the text a bit. Let's try this:
@GeorgetheDev ssh manpage
 
2:09 AM
aw, we can't do @GeorgetheDev man ssh?
 
Oh yeah.
That's a great idea.
One sec.
 
I gotta go grab some dinner.. I'll be back in a bit.
 
@GeorgetheDev man echo
 
2:10 AM
There we go.
Actually, that's going to trigger for a lot of false positives.
@GeorgetheDev Niel Armstrong was the first man on the moon.
 
See? :P
 
@NathanOsman ^man? :P
 
Yeah, I'm working on that.
 
^man \w$ should work I think.
except for hyphens.. hm.
oh and \w matches only one character -.-
 
2:15 AM
I'm doing "[\w-]+" for matching pages.
 
for some reason I keep thinking it matches words..
 
It matches word characters.
 
@NathanOsman that looks good.
@NathanOsman yeah..
 
@GeorgetheDev man cat
Nope, must be a typo somewhere...
 
2:17 AM
There we go.
@GeorgetheDev Niel Armstrong was the first man on the moon.
And he's silent for that too. Good.
 
grr
I wish my Linux machine wasn't broken.
Living without coreutils is hard.
 
2:57 AM
I like bacon.
Brilliant.
 
 
2 hours later…
5:25 AM
Morning all :)
 
@NathanOsman Hello.
 
@NathanOsman \o
 
5:43 AM
@GeorgetheDev ping google.ca
 
PING google.ca (209.52.189.104) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from cache.google.com (209.52.189.104): icmp_seq=1 ttl=61 time=35.3 ms
64 bytes from cache.google.com (209.52.189.104): icmp_seq=2 ttl=61 time=35.4 ms
64 bytes from cache.google.com (209.52.189.104): icmp_seq=3 ttl=61 time=59.3 ms
64 bytes from cache.google.com (209.52.189.104): icmp_seq=4 ttl=61 time=79.2 ms

--- google.ca ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 3004ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 35.314/52.351/79.293/18.367 ms
 
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@GeorgetheDev ping quickmediasolutions.com
 
PING quickmediasolutions.com (72.14.178.222) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from quickmediasolutions.com (72.14.178.222): icmp_seq=1 ttl=53 time=78.2 ms
64 bytes from quickmediasolutions.com (72.14.178.222): icmp_seq=2 ttl=53 time=78.8 ms
64 bytes from quickmediasolutions.com (72.14.178.222): icmp_seq=3 ttl=53 time=78.7 ms
64 bytes from quickmediasolutions.com (72.14.178.222): icmp_seq=4 ttl=53 time=79.4 ms

--- quickmediasolutions.com ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 3002ms
 
@GeorgetheDev ping sjoilhewioahtowihtiuoewat.com
 
@NathanOsman ping: unknown host sjoilhewioahtowihtiuoewat.com
 
5:51 AM
@GeorgetheDev ping localhost
 
PING localhost (127.0.0.1) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from localhost (127.0.0.1): icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.085 ms
64 bytes from localhost (127.0.0.1): icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.065 ms
64 bytes from localhost (127.0.0.1): icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.078 ms
64 bytes from localhost (127.0.0.1): icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.062 ms

--- localhost ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 2999ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.062/0.072/0.085/0.012 ms
 
Looks about right.
@GeorgetheDev ping -h google.ca
 
`ping: bad timing interval
`
`Usage: ping [-aAbBdDfhLnOqrRUvV] [-c count] [-i interval] [-I interface]
[-m mark] [-M pmtudisc_option] [-l preload] [-p pattern] [-Q tos]
[-s packetsize] [-S sndbuf] [-t ttl] [-T timestamp_option]
[-w deadline] [-W timeout] [hop1 ...] destination
`
 
O... kay.
So that's a vulnerability.
@GeorgetheDev ping -h google.ca
 
ping: unknown host -
 
5:58 AM
@GeorgetheDev ping stackexchange.com
 
PING stackexchange.com (104.16.13.128) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 104.16.13.128: icmp_seq=1 ttl=60 time=38.6 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.13.128: icmp_seq=2 ttl=60 time=39.1 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.13.128: icmp_seq=3 ttl=60 time=38.6 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.13.128: icmp_seq=4 ttl=60 time=39.2 ms

--- stackexchange.com ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 3001ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 38.603/38.903/39.271/0.356 ms
 
@GeorgetheDev ping 154.20.27.241
 
PING 154.20.27.241 (154.20.27.241) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 154.20.27.241: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.219 ms
64 bytes from 154.20.27.241: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.161 ms
64 bytes from 154.20.27.241: icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.165 ms
64 bytes from 154.20.27.241: icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.182 ms

--- 154.20.27.241 ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 2998ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.161/0.181/0.219/0.028 ms
 
@GeorgetheDev ping6 2buntu.com
 
connect: Network is unreachable
 
6:01 AM
Oh, that's lame.
@GeorgetheDev ping6 ::1
@George ping6 ::1
 
PING ::1(::1) 56 data bytes
64 bytes from ::1: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.037 ms
64 bytes from ::1: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.056 ms
64 bytes from ::1: icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.055 ms
64 bytes from ::1: icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.053 ms

--- ::1 ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 2998ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.037/0.050/0.056/0.009 ms
 
Better than nothing, I guess.
@GeorgetheDev what is my favorite color?
 
@NathanOsman I don't know.
 
@GeorgetheDev my favorite color is blue.
@GeorgetheDev what is 12 * 8 / 2?
 
@NathanOsman 48
 
 
3 hours later…
8:44 AM
@GeorgetheDev Hi.
 
@ProgramFOX Howdy!
 
@GeorgetheDev What is 12 * 8 / 4?
 
@ProgramFOX 24
 
@GeorgetheDev What is sqrt(4)
@GeorgetheDev What is sqrt(4)?
@GeorgetheDev Hi.
 
@ProgramFOX Hello.
 
8:45 AM
@GeorgetheDev ping stackoverflow.com
 
PING stackoverflow.com (104.16.106.85) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 104.16.106.85: icmp_seq=1 ttl=60 time=2.11 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.106.85: icmp_seq=2 ttl=60 time=2.03 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.106.85: icmp_seq=3 ttl=60 time=1.99 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.106.85: icmp_seq=4 ttl=60 time=2.98 ms

--- stackoverflow.com ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 3004ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 1.999/2.280/2.981/0.406 ms
 
 
6 hours later…
2:35 PM
>>ping @ParanoidPanda
 
@HeatherBrown Command contains invalid characters.
 
>>ping ParanoidPanda
 
@HeatherBrown @ParanoidPanda
 
>>ping HeatherBrown
 
@ParanoidPanda @HeatherBrown
 
2:36 PM
And
>>ping HeatherBrown
 
@ParanoidPanda @HeatherBrown
 
And again now...
>>ping HeatherBrown
 
@ParanoidPanda @HeatherBrown
 
I'm here!
 
Why did you ping me?
:D
 
2:37 PM
Because, bots are fun.
 
>>listcommands
 
@HeatherBrown Commands: alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, module
 
>>translate english japanese Hello
 
@HeatherBrown Language not supported.
 
2:37 PM
BOO!
>>translate english spanish Do you eat waffles?
 
@HeatherBrown Language not supported.
 
>>translate
 
@HeatherBrown Not enough arguments.
 
>>help translate
 
@HeatherBrown Translates text using Yandex Translate. Syntax: >>translate input_lang output_lang Text to translate.. input_lang and output_lang are language codes such as en, fr and auto.
 
2:39 PM
@HeatherBrown try en and sp
>>translate en sp Do you eat waffles?
 
@ProgramFOX Language not supported.
 
Good, it's not sp, then :P
Aha, es
>>translate en es Do you eat waffles?
 
>>translate en es Do you eat waffles?
 
@HeatherBrown [Powered by Yandex Translate] Hacer de comer waffles?
@ProgramFOX [Powered by Yandex Translate] Hacer de comer waffles?
 
2:40 PM
The Spanish speaking world must be devastated, they do not have waffles.
 
lol
>>randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@ProgramFOX 9000,
 
Eh, I have to update my bot here.
 
>>randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@HeatherBrown Heather
 
2:42 PM
"pingformat" should strip all spaces
but my bot here appears to be on an old version
 
>>help randomchoice
 
@HeatherBrown Randomly chooses an item from a given list. Syntax: >>randomchoice listitem1 listitem2 listitem3 ...
 
>>listcommands
 
@HeatherBrown Commands: alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, module
 
>>stop
 
2:43 PM
@ProgramFOX Bot terminated.
Bot started.
 
... and back!
>>getcurrentusers pingformat
 
@ProgramFOX ProgramFOX FOX9000 HeatherBrown ParanoidPanda GeorgetheDev Skynet Boni Bob Loong
 
>>ping >>getcurrentusers
 
@HeatherBrown @>>getcurrentusers
 
@HeatherBrown nested commands have to be wrapped inside brackets, like this:
 
2:45 PM
D=. Didn't work how I planned.
 
>>randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@ProgramFOX GeorgetheDev
 
Ah
>>ping {{getcurrentusers}}
 
@HeatherBrown @ProgramFOX, @Heather @Brown, @FOX @9000, @Paranoid @Panda, @George @the @Dev, @Skynet, @Boni, @Bob, @Loong
 
I see what I did.
 
2:46 PM
Heh, you better did "getcurrentusers pingformat", but if you do it again, people might get annoyed :P
 
Yeah, I'll stop :P
 
Who made that bot?
 
@ParanoidPanda Me. :P
 
Because there seems to be a bug in it...
 
>>help
 
2:47 PM
@ProgramFOX I'm FOX9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.
 
@ParanoidPanda Probably multiple, but which one have you found? :P
 
Just because my username has a space in it, it thought I was two different people... "@Paranoid @Panda,"
 
No, I just don't know how to use it.
 
@ParanoidPanda Yeah, but that's by design. To avoid that, you'll have to do {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
"pingformat" strips the spaces
 
Oh...
 
2:48 PM
Which I shouldn't do. Because I don't want to be annoying.
 
It's a silly design then! :D
:P
 
Despite my temptations to just copy paste it, over and over.
 
3:10 PM
>>ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
It wasn't me!
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
:P
 
Bob
:23136832 ... did you just ping me?
I didn't even know I was in this room o.O
ahhh a bot
 
>>ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@ParanoidPanda @Bob @ProgramFOX @FOX9000 @ParanoidPanda @GeorgetheDev @Skynet @Boni @Loong
 
Oh..
Sorry! :D
Who is @Skynet?
 
3:12 PM
@ParanoidPanda Another bot.
//help
 
Bob
Lots of bots around here.
 
What does he do?
 
My Commands
- //image (search term)
- //choose (choice) or (choice) [or choice...]
- //weather (city)[, country/state]
- //youtube (search term)
- //source
- //info
- //search (search term)
 
Bob
And foxes.
 
Yeah, indeed. :P
 
 
6 hours later…
9:09 PM
@ParanoidPanda @ThomasW.
 
>>ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@ParanoidPanda @ParanoidPanda @FOX9000 @Bob @Skynet @GeorgetheDev @Seth @Boni @Loong
 
Ooops...
>>ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@ParanoidPanda @ParanoidPanda @FOX9000 @Bob @Skynet @GeorgetheDev @Seth @Boni @Loong
 
Stupid clipboard!
 
9:11 PM
-.-
 

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