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Mostly randomly generated noise. – crypto.stackexchange.com
Aug 3, 2024 18:23
So what's the policy? We just let this crap fly?
Aug 2, 2024 16:54
What's the current policy on LLM generated crap? This was not written by a human being: crypto.stackexchange.com/questions/112545/…
Feb 27, 2023 18:20
@bdegnan mostly stuff like that would be published as regular papers.
Feb 26, 2023 12:50
@bdegnan not that I'm aware of, no. I'm honestly not quite sure what kind of paper would go into that.
Sep 26, 2022 12:11
@MaartenBodewes maybe collision resistant hash function?
Aug 22, 2022 16:34
Aug 7, 2022 18:17
@nobody that's clearly the take of someone who knows nothing about crypto whatsoever. Of course we don't know if any trapdoor OWF secure against quantum computers. We don't even know if regular OWF against classical computers exist.
Aug 7, 2022 18:14
@nobody That carries some very weird American exceptionalism. Apparently, not only are all the best cryptanalysts American, they also ask lack any kind of moral compass.
Aug 7, 2022 18:11
@nobody Matt explained more consicely than I could why the outcome is off all of this is likely to be very bad mobile.twitter.com/matthew_d_green/status/1556001134376009730
Aug 7, 2022 07:10
And if you think international academic cryptographers would give a rat's ass about the NSA's opinion on assumptions, I don't know what to tell you.
Aug 7, 2022 07:05
And now he's trying to construct a big conspiracy out of a bog standard FOIA lawsuit (for a FOIA request that's of the "I want everything containing the letter e" variety)
Aug 7, 2022 07:03
Because let's face this whole thing is him throwing a hissy fit because people didn't select his stuff. And he's perfectly willing to discredit the whole process because of that. He's so far accused other teams of plagiarism and taking NSA bribes.
Aug 7, 2022 07:00
Aug 7, 2022 06:59
@forest that's exactly what he's saying.
Aug 6, 2022 08:09
Man, he really is a dick.
Aug 6, 2022 08:02
@DanielS Ah, but how can that be, when according to djb's insinuations all of those Italian, Belgian, French, German, and Ukrainian cryptographers were bribed by the NSA and didn't tell anyone about it. Check mate!
Jul 31, 2022 09:31
Kind of surprised that there's no question about the SIDH break yet.
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Jul 5, 2022 17:50
@bdegnan probably because, despite common misconception, the two are very different tasks.
Jun 28, 2022 07:15
When a question is migrated you can no longer delete your own comments without creating an account on the other site. 🤦‍♂️
May 24, 2022 19:00
Oh no, what have they done to eprint. eprint.iacr.org
May 14, 2022 20:00
Additionally, djb's opinions very rarely reflect any kind of consensus in the cryptographic community.
May 11, 2022 07:10
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May 6, 2022 09:08
@Titanlord Why would it be well known? It's a weird ad hoc encryption scheme that doesn't seem to have any argument for its security. It's not even clear how it relates to SAT at all. And if it does, it would likely relate to average case hardness of SAT. However SAT is not average case hard over uniformly chosen instances, so there would need to be some argument, why the chosen distribution is likely to lead to average case hardness.
Apr 27, 2022 20:38
@forest yes, but the original answer read like you were saying the two things are equivalent.
Apr 27, 2022 05:54
@forest (not the downvoter) unless I'm misunderstanding you, yes that answer is partially wrong. P=/=NP is not known to imply the existence of (average-case) OWF.
Apr 10, 2022 12:24
Just like AES, despite its name, is not an encryption scheme (in a useful sense). It's a PRP.
Apr 10, 2022 12:22
@forest as a first step people have to stop teaching that RSA is an encryption scheme. Teach it as a trapdoor permutation.
Apr 10, 2022 12:20
@forest well, forward secure signatures are a thing. (Not that, based on all of this, they would know about that.)
Apr 4, 2022 09:36
@forest Projectile=Nuclear Projectile
 
Aug 17, 2022 17:21
You're considering having a student removed from your class for asking a question about course policies?
 
Apr 12, 2022 20:06
Well, congrats @forest.
Apr 12, 2022 18:06
I wonder if the low participation is about average or if other sites do a lot better.
Apr 12, 2022 18:05
Another one!
Apr 12, 2022 18:05
How many voted
Apr 12, 2022 18:04
If I remember correctly from the last election, it's released immediately.
Apr 12, 2022 09:54
@ElectionBot uhhh, it can predict the future
Apr 10, 2022 08:52
Most of those users are probably completely inactive.
Apr 10, 2022 08:52
I guess my prediction that we will not reach double digits was still a bit optimistic.
Apr 10, 2022 08:50
@ElectionBot How many voted
Apr 6, 2022 06:21
Well that didn't work.
Apr 6, 2022 06:21
Who should I vote for
Apr 5, 2022 13:08
how many voted
Apr 5, 2022 07:19
I'd be impressed if we reach double digits.
Apr 5, 2022 07:17
@forest right, it says so at the top of the election page. Not enough time to reach 100%
Apr 5, 2022 07:12
how many voted
Apr 5, 2022 05:59
Could have worked.
Apr 5, 2022 05:58
How long is the voting phase?
Apr 5, 2022 05:58
Amazing, interpolating based on these two data points, we'll reach 100% in 533 hours.
Apr 5, 2022 05:52
how many voted