JasonJ

The knowledge that the company could lose millions is not enough encouragement?

Are you designated the manager or is this just a job function that you assumed?

@BradC You forgot all the responses about how horrible support work is and how it isnt a real job anyway.

Are you friendly with this coworker?

@DmitryGrigoryev It may not have come across in my response, but yes I understand that was intended as humor. As was my response. Darn internet dosent let you see a snarky face.

While I support your out of the box thinking, trading sexual favors for a new desk is verboten in most work places. :)

Can you bring in another cheaper alternative like grocery store donuts? I understand that corporate culture can be difficult to navigate but this is rather ridiculous. If you have a good relationship with your supervisor I would speak to them and see if they have any suggestions for what has worked in the past.