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 Coding Projects and Duga Heaven :)

Minesweeper Flags, Zomis' games, PDB, MTG, Cardshifter, and al...
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Etrisa
Jul 17, 2020 22:03
strue
Etrisa
Jul 17, 2020 22:03
trustmeits
Etrisa
Jul 17, 2020 22:03
also my space bar is borken
Etrisa
Jul 17, 2020 22:03
Funnyhownooneisindiscordiwannadiscord!
Etrisa
Jul 17, 2020 22:01
...or am dr0nk... pick one :D
Etrisa
Jul 17, 2020 22:01
Not my fault you're a tree! :D
Etrisa
Jul 17, 2020 22:00
F
Etrisa
Jul 17, 2020 22:00
#DIRST!
Etrisa
Jul 17, 2020 22:00
you'renotreplyingtomytreething?!
Etrisa
Jul 17, 2020 22:00
wat?!
Etrisa
Jul 17, 2020 21:56
HICK I wanna misstacke hickÄ simon for a tree hick and hickdriveÄhickoverhick*****him
Etrisa
Jul 6, 2020 22:39
@IvenBach thank you :)
Etrisa
Jul 6, 2020 22:36
@IvenBach that reminds me I wanted to film my own short scetch of the dad of the family is walking around the neighborhood to play Santa for all the families, in each house he gets a beer or a shot or other alcohol, it does not end well, very depressing scetch... I should do it
Etrisa
Jul 6, 2020 22:31
@Duga I see that zomis getting a routine on sleep is working out great. Maybe your should code a thing that doesn't allow you to code things after a certain hour
Etrisa
Jul 6, 2020 22:29
Always eat yellow snow, it might be beer!
Etrisa
Jul 6, 2020 22:28
@IvenBach I'll take the booze please!
Etrisa
Jul 6, 2020 22:25
You can make lavender lemonade, iirc that turns out pink
Etrisa
Jul 6, 2020 22:24
@SimonForsberg I don't get it I'm afraid
Etrisa
May 28, 2020 17:41
World of Warcraft: The Corrupted Blood Incident (Zero Punctuation)
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Etrisa
May 28, 2020 17:41
i love this
Etrisa
May 27, 2020 08:45
Pharmacy sending in a ticket:
We have not ordered this product yet we have received this product in this order!
Me checking:
Product they say they have not ordered: Bananas
Product they have received: Apples

Me: Ummmm yhea that's correct you have not received that product, you have received apples, something that you have have put in the system you want to order.
Etrisa
May 26, 2020 12:17
@Marc-Andre Secret password keys.
Etrisa
May 26, 2020 10:26
(as with all of my stories, about half of it is true, in this case it was indeed the numlock key that was the problem)
Etrisa
May 26, 2020 10:24
Customer: I can't change the numbers here
Me: *connects to PC* *Tries to change number* Number can indeed be changed.
Me: When you try to type in the number, do you use the numbers on the top of your keyboard or the ones over to your right?
Customer: The ones over to the right
Me: Yhea those are actually not number keys, those are secret password keys, you see the number 1 on those keys are actually not the number one but rather a 5. And the 5 is a 6 and the 6 is a 4 and the 4 is a 9.
Customer: What?
Etrisa
May 24, 2020 14:15
carbonated liquid sugar maybe
Etrisa
May 24, 2020 14:15
I'd hesitate to call it a carbonated drink
Etrisa
May 24, 2020 14:09
That it tastes like shit? It does.
Etrisa
May 24, 2020 13:57
it's a must to mix the must with booze if you must drink the must
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Etrisa
May 24, 2020 13:56
the must that is
Etrisa
May 24, 2020 13:56
uhuuu well you can mix the must with some booze to make it less horrible
Etrisa
May 24, 2020 13:55
Chart unfortunately does not contain nubbe
Etrisa
May 24, 2020 13:53
"Must" in this case refers to either julmust or påskmust, which is the same horrible carbonated liquid with different labels on it
Etrisa
May 24, 2020 13:51
usually you eat something with that too
Etrisa
May 24, 2020 13:51
fika is coffee with a cinnamon bun or whatever, you sit down and relax for a bit over some coffe, juice, something small
Etrisa
May 22, 2020 22:03
Once again my condolences everyone.
Farewell @Phrancis
https://youtu.be/TqhOVY58zIo
Etrisa
May 22, 2020 14:51
My condolences
Etrisa
May 8, 2020 12:21
@Duga Oh it does work to reply by email... well shit.
Etrisa
May 8, 2020 12:20
Duga you need to relax!
Etrisa
Apr 27, 2020 21:26
Imma leave this here in the coronatimes, this is the best thing ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbWdmZ7hXY4
Etrisa
Apr 27, 2020 16:51
or it was never taught, who knows
Etrisa
Apr 27, 2020 16:50
I do not, i must have skipped that class
Etrisa
Apr 27, 2020 16:35
Welp, i should have done that, R.I.P my money
Etrisa
Apr 27, 2020 16:30
I read that the rich has made a profit from corona, i'm not sure how, probably selling homeopathy
Etrisa
Apr 19, 2020 11:10
Me: Pharma on call service, how can i help.
Customer: Hi, one of our monitors are the wrong way around, it's tilted.
Me: Maybe your world view is tilted, maybe you need to be more positive in life and look on the bright side of things, maybe it's merely your vision telling you this is not as it is supposed to but in reality it is not the spoon that bends, for you see, there is no spoon.
Customer: What?
Me: Just kidding, press CTRL+ALT+Up Arrow
Etrisa
Apr 18, 2020 05:44
Considering how much earlier you get them they are
Etrisa
Apr 18, 2020 05:44
Grenades?
Etrisa
Apr 18, 2020 05:43
Indeed, early game grenades do a good job too
Etrisa
Apr 16, 2020 13:13
Aye, this was a long time ago
Etrisa
Apr 16, 2020 12:57
(That tree also screamed an awful lot for some reason, not sure why)
Etrisa
Apr 16, 2020 12:56
(I mistook @SimonForsberg for a tree once while ramming down trees in factory and... well from my point of view that tree did disappear)
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