Thank you so much for your help @JW0914, you really went all out in helping me exhaust every possible option, well beyond what I expected to find on SE
Alright, I just clean reinstalled, going to get it all set up again and then I'll make sure auto system restore points are set up and I'm going to set a reminder to create an image once I'm done and then once every few weeks
Yeah, I am kind of over having to clean reinstall my PC every few years because of HDD failure or corruption and I have access to a server with ~66TB of storage, so if I could just pull an image every night and maybe store a weekly and monthly separate in case something goes wrong that'd be amazing
What's interesting is that the install seems to be mostly functional after applying the image, I can reboot it and I can use most of my software, but something seems to be wrong with Windows