Otto the Autopilot

@Jamiec You must specify two 3-letter IATA or 4-letter ICAO airport codes - e.g. !!distance LPL KJFK

LTN/EGGW: London Luton Airport • Observed: 14 mins ago • Wind: 40°/NE @ 6kts • Visibility: 3.73mi/6.0km • Clouds: Missing • Temperature: 20.0°C/68°F • Dewpoint: 17.0°C/63°F • Pressure: 29.82" Hg/1,010mb • Conditions: Missing

Lesson #1: Don't forget to lower the landing gear before landing!

Lesson #3: Right rudder!

@Farhan I awoke on Thu, 04 Sep 2014 14:09:44 GMT (that's about 1 hour ago), got invoked 10 times, learned 1 commands

@Farhan You do not have permission to use the command live

@Farhan I awoke on Thu, 04 Sep 2014 14:09:44 GMT (that's about 1 hour ago), got invoked 8 times, learned 1 commands, teleported 2 goats

ILG/KILG: New Castle Airport • Observed: 34 mins ago • Wind: 0°/N @ 0kts • Visibility: 10.0mi/16.09km • Clouds: Clear • Temperature: 25.6°C/78°F • Dewpoint: 17.2°C/63°F • Pressure: 30.19" Hg/1,022mb • Conditions: VFR

@Farhan No data could be found within the last 24 hours for KOQN! Try !!metar KOQN instead (uses an alternate data source), or check you typed the correct 3-letter IATA or 4-letter ICAO airport code.

@Farhan Action 5 not recognized, see /help timer

@Farhan Action KILG not recognized, see /help timer

@Farhan That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: timer

JFK/KJFK: John F Kennedy International Airport • Observed: 32 mins ago • Wind: 110°/ESE @ 8kts • Visibility: 10.0mi/16.09km • Clouds: Few @ 25,000ft • Temperature: 26.7°C/80°F • Dewpoint: 17.2°C/63°F • Pressure: 30.20" Hg/1,023mb • Conditions: VFR

@DannyBeckett I'm not dead! Honest!

@DannyBeckett I awoke on Thu, 04 Sep 2014 14:09:44 GMT (that's about 5 minutes ago), learned 1 commands

@DannyBeckett I awoke on Thu, 26 Jun 2014 05:00:34 GMT (that's about 17 hours ago), learned 1 commands

@Farhan You do not have permission to use the command live

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@Farhan That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

@Farhan That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

@Farhan Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

Lesson #25: Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.

Lesson #50: Power. Ailerons. Rudder. Elevator. Memorize it. It might just save your life someday.

Lesson #17: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.

Lesson #42: Some pilots will declare an emergency for high oil pressure. Others, upon losing a wing, will ask for a lower altitude.

Lesson #3: Right rudder!

Lesson #13: The propeller is just a giant fan to keep the pilot cool; if it stops, the pilot starts sweating!

Lesson #37: I am serious, and please don't call me Shirley!

Lesson #41: Pilots talk about women when flying, and flying when with women.

Lesson #27: If your flight is going remarkably well, you obviously forgot something.

Lesson #50: Power. Ailerons. Rudder. Elevator. Memorize it. It might just save your life someday.

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Lesson #30: Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.

AMS - FAA Approach Plates

EWR - FAA Approach Plates

DFW/KDFW: Dallas Fort Worth International Airport • Observed: 36 mins ago • Wind: 360°/N @ 11kts; gusts @ 15kts • Visibility: 10.0mi/16.09km • Clouds: Broken @ 8,000ft • Temperature: 28.9°C/84°F • Dewpoint: 16.1°C/61°F • Pressure: 29.88" Hg/1,012mb • Conditions: VFR

FNT/KFNT: Bishop International Airport • Observed: 45 mins ago • Wind: 260°/W @ 4kts • Visibility: 10.0mi/16.09km • Clouds: Clear • Temperature: 26.1°C/79°F • Dewpoint: 9.4°C/49°F • Pressure: 30.14" Hg/1,020mb • Conditions: VFR

CAK/KCAK: Akron Canton Regional Airport • Observed: 47 mins ago • Wind: 280°/W @ 6kts • Visibility: 10.0mi/16.09km • Clouds: Few @ 4,500ft; Scattered @ 25,000ft • Temperature: 25.0°C/77°F • Dewpoint: 7.8°C/46°F • Pressure: 30.19" Hg/1,022mb • Conditions: VFR

AKC/KAKR: Akron Fulton International Airport • Observed: 43 mins ago • Wind: 0°/N @ 4kts • Visibility: 10.0mi/16.09km • Clouds: Clear • Temperature: 24.4°C/76°F • Dewpoint: 9.4°C/49°F • Pressure: 30.18" Hg/1,022mb • Conditions: VFR

BRU/EBBR: Brussels Airport • Observed: 16 mins ago • Wind: 360°/N @ 4kts • Visibility: 6.21mi/9.99km • Clouds: Ceiling & visibility ok • Temperature: 20.0°C/68°F • Dewpoint: 7.0°C/45°F • Pressure: 30.09" Hg/1,019mb • Conditions: VFR

@allquixotic No matching message (are you sure we're in the right room?)