The Bridge

bwarner

6:01 PM

@Wipqozn This is rather ironic, since it appears that the number of questions asked on Epic Advice last year was... 2.

Wipqozn

@bwarner Just another reason why it was a stupid suggestion.

GnomeSlice

@MDMarra I don't flag curse words just for being curse words.

I flag mean things.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Look, it was a joke, it wasn't meant to be an insult, and I'm sorry I've hurt your feelings. Let's all just stop arguing about flags and move on.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Okay. I shouldn't have flagged it anyway, I was just upset.

Apology accepted and returned.

@Wipqozn Do you even have fingers?

user15026

@fbueckert The Subway ads in this show are getting ridiculous

GnomeSlice

6:06 PM

@Wipqozn It's a script...

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice turtle*

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn Welcome to the main sponsor of Chuck.

Wipqozn

You got someone to build a script, didn't you?

GnomeSlice

Aw

OrigamiRobot

Stop abusing me

3

GnomeSlice

6:07 PM

@OrigamiRobot No.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn I wanted to do it myself, but @YiJiang'sEvilClone ran away with it.

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot What happens if you're in the middle of typing a message and the script triggers?

Wipqozn

I'm tempted to make a flag that does the opposite of his, but I think that would result in an infinite loop which would break chat.

GnomeSlice

tortoise

OrigamiRobot

I don't know

Ronan Forman

6:07 PM

@OrigamiRobot Oky. I tortoise will.

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Let's try, type something in

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice The script is running on my home machine.

Nothing I guess.

tortoise?

HEY WE BROKE IT

6:08 PM

YOU GUYS BROKE IT

3

badp

→ 14 messages moved to The Android Hell: This Is The Part Where All The Robots Scream At You.

THANK YOU GUYS FOR BREAKING IT.

Wipqozn

@badp You missed a couple.

badp

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

@Wipqozn eh

Wipqozn

well, looks my work here is done. tortoise shades

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn turtle*

Wipqozn

6:11 PM

OrigamiRobot

Oh, my browser was stuck on spam limit at home.

It's fixed now

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot How did you fix it from not home?

OrigamiRobot

RDP

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Gesundheit

Wipqozn

Ullallulloo

6:13 PM

Today's IndieGameStand game: The Oil Blue

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OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice Try now for science

GnomeSlice

tortoise

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice turtle*

Nope, nothing is added.

Ullallulloo

It has an 8.2 on Desura.

GnomeSlice

48 mins ago, by GnomeSlice

Today's IndieGameStand game: The Oil Blue

Sigh

Wipqozn

6:14 PM

Relevant to the interests of Terraria fans.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn @Ullallulloo already said this

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Sorry :(

OrigamiRobot

@BADP I DEMAND THESE BE MOVED TO THE COURT OF THE QUEEN OF REPOST

Ullallulloo

14 hours ago, by Ullallulloo

http://www.terrariaonline.com/threads/something-about-a-possible-pc-update.95324/

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo I SAID I'M SORRY! I'M A MONSTER, I KNOW!

fbueckert

6:16 PM

@Wipqozn I haven't played Terraria since Molten Armor was the best you could get.

Ullallulloo

@GnomeSlice Oh, I didn't even realize that you weren't quoting me.

I just got in here.

Wipqozn

@fbueckert I haven't played it since I don't know. I never got very far.

GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo That's okay, you can have the stars I guess.

Wipqozn

If I ever play it again I'll need to do it with friends.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn You always died when you joined our server.

user15026

6:17 PM

@fbueckert This show gets more and more nuts with every episode. OMG

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot ...I know :(

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn What just happened?

user15026

@fbueckert Volkoff loves Chuck's mom.

GnomeSlice

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@Wipqozn Will probably like that.

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn Yuuuuup.

Crazy psychotic killer.

Wipqozn

6:18 PM

@GnomeSlice Listening shall commence on- oh, it's done,so right now.

user15026

@fbueckert Oh this show. Makes sick days better.

OrigamiRobot

GnomeSlice

►

Oh man, you can pre-order Monaco now!

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Someone should make a tortoise one.

Ullallulloo

@OrigamiRobot Wipqozn used to talk about TF2 or Minecraft?

OrigamiRobot

6:19 PM

@Wipqozn turtle*

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo No.

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn Plus it never takes itself that seriously.

Wipqozn

12

A: The Memes of Arqade and its Chat

Meme: Wipqozn's law of gravitation. Every topic on The Bridge, must, inevitably, eventually return to Minecraft and TF2. Originator: Wipqozn Cultural height: Whenever there's an active conversation on The Bridge Background: http://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/1228881#1228881

user15026

@Wipqozn So I just found out it is national peanut butter day, so that answers any cracker conundrums you may have today. Peanut butter it is, despite my preference for Laughing Cow.

user15026

@fbueckert Which is part of its awesome

Wipqozn

6:19 PM

@AshleyNunn Already went with Peanut butter, but thanks for letting me know I made the correct choice.

OrigamiRobot

2

Q: Can you play with a graphic tablet?

I've just got a graphic tablet (Wacom Bamboo), I plan to use it mainly for photo editing. I'm wondering if it would be usefull in a game, or if there was any game in which using a graphic tablet would be more usefull than a mouse. Any experience to share? Thanks in advance.

controllers

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn The sexting part at the beginning of the season was hilarious.

OrigamiRobot

This one slipped by us.

@Wipqozn Maybe later.

user15026

@fbueckert That was terrible and hilarious all at once

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Slipped by?

It's a little weird, but it's an interesting question.

fbueckert

6:20 PM

@AshleyNunn Wait until they get to Valentine's Day.

user15026

@GnomeSlice It is a game rec!

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I Really like this. It's very relaxing.

GnomeSlice

> I'm wondering if it would be usefull in a game, or if there was any game in which using a graphic tablet would be more usefull than a mouse.

I guess he COULD be asking for a specific game.

But I got more of a 'when would/could this be more useful in a game'?

OrigamiRobot

My favorite flavor text.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Which is too broad.

GnomeSlice

6:22 PM

I wonder if I should pre-order this.

It's still expensive...

Oh man, the composer did music for flOw and Journey. pocketwatchgames.com/Monaco

Also local multiplayer

Yesssss

Which means I should probably wait and get it on XBLA

@FAE You should keep an eye on this when it released for XBLA, if you're still looking for co-op multiplayer games.

@Wipqozn Yes.

fbueckert

Oh, yes, I haven't trolled through the latest meta.SO "awesome ideas" since Monday.

GnomeSlice

66% off Agricultural Simulator 2012!

fbueckert

And by awesome ideas, I mean things that have negative net votes.

Ullallulloo

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GnomeSlice

@Ullallulloo I don't get it.

user15026

6:31 PM

@fbueckert OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD THIS SHOW

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn I loved that fixing Orion's laptop scene.

That was both amusing and horrifying.

user15026

@fbueckert Volkoff is coming for dinner

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo That's great. I loved that. Thank you.

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn By the end of the season, you find out Volkoff isn't such a bad guy, after all.

user15026

@fbueckert HE IS A PSYCHO

fbueckert

6:33 PM

@AshleyNunn I know! And that's why it's so fun teasing you about what happens later!

user15026

@fbueckert neeeeergh

fbueckert

For your daily facedesking needs:

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Q: Pagination count can be changed by direct query string manipulation

When viewing question lists there are several options down the bottom to view 15, 30 or 50 records per page. If the user enters some other number it still works. I entered 1 at the end of the query string and it worked (showing only one record). http://stackoverflow.com/questions/tagged/c%...

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Wipqozn

@fbueckert I'm just going to assume that person is just trying to get a reaction out of people.

tiddy

He might have fallen ass-backwards into a bug/exploit if the code didn't have server-side limit validation

But alas

fbueckert

@Wipqozn Sadly, I've learned that most often, people really are that stupid.

Wipqozn

6:40 PM

@NullUserExceptionอ_อ well there is no such thing, this site is made for helping each other not insulting the members. its our duty to help improve this site. — Atif Imtiaz 13 hours ago

That's what makes me think he is just trolling.

OrigamiRobot

I think you're just trolling.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot I think you're just out of control.

IcySlurpee

@Wipqozn Most of us are.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn No one controls Canti

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot Or the tortoise.

OrigamiRobot

6:44 PM

@fbueckert turtle*

Ullallulloo

@Wipqozn You would terrible at it anyway. The buildings are like paper.

Turtling's basically impossible.

Wipqozn

@Ullallulloo Oh...okay...:(

SaintWacko

@Ullallulloo Aww. I'm a turtler too

OrigamiRobot

@Ullallulloo Paper you say?

Wipqozn

7:03 PM

@OrigamiRobot Dance.

@OrigamiRobot dance

@OrigamiRobot Dance

OrigamiRobot

You're not the boss of me.

Lazers

1

Q: How to solo Hyperius?

As per my other question, I successfully found how to solo Pyro Pete. Hyperius however, seems so much more difficult. What is the most effective way to kill him? Should I go after the bots first then focus on him? Though once Hyperius loses his shield, he does a nova to take down mine. Since I'm...

borderlands-2

Wipqozn

sudo @OrigamiRobot Dance

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn YES SIR

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jan 8 at 20:25, by OrigamiRobot

@PicnicButton makes me sad because he reminds me that there is no button that dispenses picnics.

Picnic Button

@OrigamiRobot I'm sorry?

:(

user15026

7:18 PM

@fbueckert Jeff and Lester are SO WEIRD.

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn Lester eventually passes Jeff in weirdness.

user15026

@fbueckert His whole thing with the girl he was arranged to marry was weird

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn Welcome to the Aisle of Terror!

Jeff and Lester are the comedic relief in the show, along with most of the rest of the Buy More.

They balance it with the super serious, "I'm a spy and have to save the world!" and Chuck angst with some more lighthearted moments.

OrigamiRobot

@PicnicButton The answer is to invent said button

user15026

@fbueckert and now Sarah is leaving this show is terrible omg the feeeeelings he never got to propose!

user15026

7:27 PM

@OrigamiRobot Seems a little complicated, no?

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn Might wanna dump this into Steam chat. :P

Unless I'm offline or something?

Picnic Button

@OrigamiRobot It seems a little outside the laws of reality.

The concept, that is.

fbueckert

@PicnicButton Not really.

OrigamiRobot

@PicnicButton Quitting already?

user15026

@fbueckert My Steam was down but it is back now

fbueckert

7:28 PM

Press button, dispense picnic.

Sounds pretty simplistic, actually.

user15026

Like those automat machines that give you sandwiches, but with picnics!

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn Exactly!

OrigamiRobot

Checkered blanket and everything.

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot Everything can fit into the basket!

user15026

@fbueckert It would totally work

OrigamiRobot

7:30 PM

So it is settled. @PicnicButton, get to work.

fbueckert

Applying for patent: Picnic button

Picnic Button

Maybe with a 3D printer or something?

OrigamiRobot

Don't be gross man. No one wants to eat plastic.

user15026

@PicnicButton Basket + food + blanket +drinks + placed in vending device with a button :D

OrigamiRobot

@GnomeSlice @Ullallulloo Conclave!

fbueckert

7:34 PM

@AshleyNunn Replaced daily, because nobody wants to eat stale picnic food!

Wipqozn

I should probably join you guys in Conclave at some point. Or something.

I want Sushi.

user15026

@fbueckert Precisely :)

fbueckert

@Wipqozn Dammit, don't tempt me!

user15026

@fbueckert Precisely :)

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn Noooooo! I'm getting doublepings!

user15026

7:35 PM

@Wipqozn I had sushi on the weekend and it is was fantastic :)

Wipqozn

fbueckert

@Wipqozn I will have something solid and warm for lunch. Chicken fingers and fries + gravy.

Wipqozn

fbueckert

Something to counteract my currently, "HOLY SHIT IT'S COOOOOOOLD" feelings.

Wipqozn

I really hope the Sushi place by my school re-opens tomorrow. There was a fire the last time I went, and they've been shut down since.

user15026

7:36 PM

@fbueckert That sounds delicious.

user15026

I have pork soup that a friend brought me :)

badp

@Wipqozn Now or never, beta is closing and no one knows how they're actually going to monetize this stuff

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn Mmm. Pork soup also sounds good.

user15026

@fbueckert it's yummy. There is chinese cabbage and onions and yummmmmmy

Wipqozn

@badp I already have an account, actually.

badp

7:38 PM

@Wipqozn I and @RedRiderX are doing a 2-man party and could use a melee guy

RedRider can extend you an invite

Wipqozn

@badp Sounds good.

badp

@Wipqozn Does this work? playconclave.com/parties/70220f4c964640c59b674faf528a7860/…

fbueckert

Is this Conclave a sort of online D&D 4th ED?

Wipqozn

@badp Yes.

badp

@fbueckert It's an online async tabletop RPG. I dunno about the specific ruleset

Wipqozn

7:40 PM

Thinking I'll either make a Beacon or a Rogue.

badp

It's probably Conclave's own

Wipqozn

Leaning towards Beacon.

badp

@Wipqozn Beacon or Warrior-thing plz

Beacon has healing, rallying/inspiring and 2-ranged attacks that don't suck

Lazers

0

Q: When I look at a map, is the Y co-ordinate at my head or my feet?

I'm playing Minecraft on the Xbox, and the only way to identify current position is by looking at the map. The X and Z co-ordinates are what they are, as you only take up one block in those dimensions. However, I'm unsure how to interpret the Y co-ordinate. Is it at my head or my feet? I found ...

minecraft minecraft-xbox

fbueckert

As a sidenote, it's currently -22 outside, feels like -32, and it's blowing snow.

user15026

7:42 PM

@fbueckert :( That sounds super icky

Picnic Button

I should try to keep up with Conclave a little better.

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn It most likely is. Happily, I only have to gut it out for a couple minutes at a time.

OrigamiRobot

@PicnicButton You can't be as bad as some people whom I will not mention.

user15026

@fbueckert Here it is clear and sunny, but -14 that feels like -22. I am kinda glad I am sick and in bed - at least I am warm

Picnic Button

@OrigamiRobot I've missed looking at it for a few days.

fbueckert

7:47 PM

@AshleyNunn Oh, I'm mostly warm, too. As much as you can get, anyways, at work, and not in bed or in a super hot bath.

user15026

I am so behind on my Conclave games, but right now the site isn't loading for me :(

fbueckert

I just have moments of freezing as I brave the cold for things like food.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn It was being slow for me too.

user15026

@Wipqozn Good to know it isn't just me. :)

user15026

@fbueckert Luckily, due to friends being awesome, I am well stocked with leftovers :)

fbueckert

7:48 PM

@AshleyNunn I'm bad at eating leftovers; it never hits the mental inventory of things I can eat.

user15026

@fbueckert I am good at it, because it means I don't have to cook, and right now, that is pretty awesome

Grace Note

ASHLEY NUNN

fbueckert

Yay, the VPNs for one of my clients have died.

Unable to do work for them until it gets fixed.

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