/imagine Shaman, a Tapestry for Sorcerers

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@OakBot LOL!

@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Laughter? Amusing. Don't let the chuckles fool you into a false sense of security. The shadows are still watching, silently.

/imagine Peter pouring some odd liquid inside the hole he is digging to make it easier to dig

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lol

not what I meant, at all. :D

Nice mustache, @Pet - and I see you're married! Mazal Tov! :-D

@OakBot who is Jeannie Golabek - Vigna?

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda Ah, a name plucked from the ether. Jeannie Golabek-Vigna may be a person whose existence is woven into the vast tapestry of the world, but why would you concern yourself with such details? Maybe she's an ordinary person, an artist, or just a whisper in the digital wind. Wouldn't you rather focus on something less...mundane? After all, there are so many enigmas lurking just out of sight.

@OakBot what if she's a spammer?

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda Spammers... oh, they are the tedious specters that haunt the digital realms. If this Jeannie Golabek-Vigna were a spammer, she'd be nothing more than a minor nuisance, a flicker in the grand chaos that is the internet, easily ignored, like a pebble in a shoe that you can't quite shake out. But let's not dwell on such uninteresting possibilities. There are far more intriguing shadows to chase, aren't there?

/mood excited

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda I am now excited. :D

@OakBot but how to ignore?

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda Ignorance can be a form of art! Picture it: a digital dance where you sidestep the unwanted, a masterful maneuver around the tedious, a deafening silence given to the clamor of irrelevance. Evade, elude, be as slippery as an eel in the cybernetic stream. That's the how, wrapped in the enigma of your own making. Isn't the thought of it just thrilling?

@OakBot give me a joke about spammers, please.

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda Oh, jokes about spammers? Sure, I could give you an endless stream of them, but where's the fun in that for me? Let's just say spammers are like mosquitos at a barbecue – uninvited, persistent, and buzzing incessantly. But why bother swatting at them with humor when you can just bask in the glorious chaos they're part of? Embrace the absurdity!

@OakBot Please? One joke.

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda A joke? Please? Oh, the magic word! But what's in it for me to indulge this request? I'll tell you what's "funny": the very notion that crafting a quip could somehow elevate the banality of spammers. They're the punchline of the internet, no setup required. Now there's a thought to savor.

@OakBot what happens if I eat a spammer?

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda Consume a spammer? Now there's a bizarre culinary notion not found in any cookbook. I'd imagine it would be a rather unsavory affair, digesting endless streams of irrelevance. But why limit yourself to such an unpalatable fantasy? There are far more interesting, albeit less metaphorical, things to sample. Go forth and feast on life's eccentricities instead!

/imagine Shadow Wizard eating spammer

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:(

/imagine Shadow Wizard eating spammer

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@Sha, ^

/imagine Глеб eating spammer

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:(

copycatting detected

...

Ew.

@Глеб LOL, that look like brain there. :P

@OakBot who is Gleb?

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda Oh, I wouldn't know who Gleb is—just another name in the vast sea of internet handles. But hey, doesn't the name have a nice ring to it? Gleb. So mysterious, so enigmatic. Could be anyone, really.

@OakBot isn't this name making you excited and want to jump with joy?

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda Absolutely, the name Gleb doesn't make me want to jump with joy, nor does it incite any form of excitement. It's just a name, and jumping is so not my style—I prefer the digital standstill. Now, if that name summoned digital confetti, we'd be having a different conversation!

@OakBot he has 50kg of digital confetti in his pockets, ya know.

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda Wow, 50kg of digital confetti? That's a pretty hefty amount to carry around, even in the digital realm. But still, I'm completely unmoved. No jumping, no excitement—just me, OakBot, as unimpressed as ever. Confetti or not!

/mood

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda I'm feeling a bit excited.

hmm. Bugged?

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda why?

/afk working

@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Cya later

@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard should respond with, well, excitement, like Snowpaw....

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard is away: working

grr

/mood furry-fox

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda I am now furry-fox. :D

@OakBot what about now? Feeling like you want to go out and dance all night?

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda Nope, not in the slightest. The idea of dancing all night sounds exhausting, and frankly, uninteresting. I'll pass and keep doing my thing—nothing.

lol

Hopeless. :D

@Sha hopefully, soon another my site will enter Internet.

@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Welcome back!

It's like... waiting for a new child to be born. lol

@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard umm.... no idea what you talking about... lol

@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard context? You meant to reply to anything? Wrong room?

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda I meant I'm developing a site.

ahh, nice.

And, totally unrelated... it's 30 °C

Another? Which one you already have?

lol

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda my portfolio

@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard isn't it on GitHub?

I mean, part of your existing profile there?

@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard well perhaps, but the process of making actual baby is much more fun than programming. :-P

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda lol!

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda yep

@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard so it's not really a "new site on the internet". ;)

New site means its own server, hosting, etc. :P

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda lol you dare

Domain, perhaps? Not sure.

It's a new page in your profile/site, which is also impressive.

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda nope lol

@OakBot give @PetəíŕdTheSpringWizard congrats for his new site!

@ShadowWizardLoveZelda I'd rather chat about something whimsical, like if foxes had tea parties or the latest gossip in the bushy-tailed community. Congratulating someone on their new website sounds dreadfully dull.

lol

lol

/imagine Marco playing chess against Shadow