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12:00 AM
I try to.
Fucking Actionscript 3, why did I take this elective
 
FAE
@RavenDreamer What kind of advice?
 
There is literally no way I will pass.
 
@RavenDreamer Soliciting advice from @FAE could potentially be hazardous to your health.
She can be pretty mean. <_<
 
@GnomeSlice I'm not saying this to be a jerk. I'm saying this because it's a life skill you will need to succeed.
 
@fbueckert I try not to think about my future for reasons like this.
 
12:00 AM
@FAE Romance.
 
FAE
@Fluttershy Truths!
@RavenDreamer Ooooh. I'm all ears whenever you want to share!
 
But now. Aliens need a slaying.
 
@FAE OMG gossip
 
@GnomeSlice Yeah, let's let him have some privacy about that.
 
I think I just swallowed styrofoam.
 
user2334
12:03 AM
oh no you're going to die i'm sorry nice to know you
 
@fbueckert I was making fun of @FAE.
 
I wouldn't. I'd wager she can out sick-burn anyone.
 
You guys don't get my speakings.
 
@MarkTrapp I can feel the sincerity.
@RavenDreamer Or she could just... y'know... kill someone. <_<
 
@GnomeSlice When EVERYONE ELSE can't understand you, it's usually not us that's the problem.
 
12:04 AM
@fbueckert You? I like you.
 
user2334
@Fluttershy IF IT'S NOT IN ALL CAPS I'M TOTALLY SINCERE
 
FAE
@Fluttershy scribbles more notes for @Mana's fanfic? <_<
 
@FAE >______> I hope your notes don't conflict with @RavenDreamer's
 
user15026
@Fluttershy Oh dear.
 
@FAE You know you're in the Bridge too much when...
 
12:05 AM
@Fluttershy Why you assume I'd write fanfiction starring anyone other than myself, I have no clue.
 
You guys are vulgar.
 
@RavenDreamer But... the other day... You said....... =( I wanted to be in a story.
 
user2334
@GnomeSlice says the guy who regularly links to scantily clad ladies and scantily-clad lady-related products
 
@Fluttershy Third wheel!
 
@GnomeSlice Says the pot to the kettle.
 
12:06 AM
@Fluttershy ...not that kind of story
@MarkTrapp Like what
 
@fbueckert ...you experience spaceflight osteopenia due to the lack of gravity.
 
@RavenDreamer I don't even know what that's supposed to mean. <_<
 
@GnomeSlice twitch
 
user2334
@GnomeSlice oh is that what we're going to do, act like you don't link to scantily clad ladies on a regular basis? OK wink wink nudge nudge say no more
 
Must...resist...urge...to...quote...him....
 
FAE
12:07 AM
@RavenDreamer Hey, the more, the merrier!
 
user15026
@FAE Indeed. This is a very true statement.
 
@FAE Hey, I'm with you.
 
@FAE Oh my. >_>
 
user15026
@Fluttershy You'd like it ;)
 
@MarkTrapp I mean, give me an example, from of late.
 
user15026
12:08 AM
YAY CoH downloaded! :D After I come home from seeing the new Dredd movie, I am totally going to stay up way too late poking at it.
 
@AshleyNunn I'd have to see what @RavenDreamer looked like before I could make that kind of decision. <_< I'm shallow like that sometimes.
 
@AshleyNunn OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT AFTER
 
@AshleyNunn CoH?
 
user15026
@Fluttershy City of Heroes
 
@Fluttershy City of Heroes
 
user15026
12:09 AM
@GnomeSlice OKAY I WILL
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice Mmmm, ham. I like my meats XD
 
user2334
@AshleyNunn Is Judge Dredd the one with the heavy Taco Bell product placement?
 
@GnomeSlice I liked the first version of this better.
 
@AshleyNunn Oh. <_< Okay then.
 
user15026
is in a ridiculously silly good mood
 
12:09 AM
@AshleyNunn Go to your movie before you say something even more inappropriate! :P
 
user15026
@Fluttershy Were you expecting something else?
 
@fbueckert Do it, I want to know.
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice giggles Have to wait for my date so you are STUCK WITH ME
 
@John Quiet you
 
@GnomeSlice Seriously? You want me to shove your double standards down your throat?
 
12:10 AM
Look at that dashing fellow.
 
@RavenDreamer Well who is that handsome devil.
 
FAE
@RavenDreamer You have glasses now?
 
@FAE Yeah, since Jan.
 
FAE
I think I've only seen pics of you sans glasses.
 
@RavenDreamer You're another Bridge person whose face does not match what I had pictured in my head given the voice. >_>
 
12:11 AM
@FAE I've only ever seen pictures of him in a suit. Or was it a tux? Something like that.
 
FAE
@Wipqozn I remember those, yeah.
 
user15026
@Fluttershy Do you approve? ;)
 
@FAE Since this is the first picture of me taken this year, then yes. That's true.
 
@fbueckert EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEM TOO
 
@AshleyNunn I do!
 
12:11 AM
Besides, I don't complain about vulgarity.
Most of the time.
 
user15026
See, the more the merrier! :D
 
user15026
is a terrible terrible influence
 
I can rest easy knowing that Fluttershy finds me acceptable.
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@GnomeSlice Yeah, but we don't go about bashing people for HAVING them.
 
Meeeeeeeeeeeee
 
12:12 AM
@GnomeSlice Man, that guy in the background is so handsome.
 
@Wipqozn Go climb a wall of dicks.
 
@GnomeSlice What did I just TELL you?
Seriously.
 
user15026
 
user15026
ME!
 
@GnomeSlice I'm really not sure where I'd find such a wall.
 
12:13 AM
@Wipqozn I find this SURPRISING
 
@AshleyNunn You look different than the last picture I seen of. aka your steam avatar.
 
@fbueckert Which?
 
14 mins ago, by fbueckert
@GnomeSlice You. Think about something before you say it.
You KEEP getting suspended BECAUSE you just say whatever stupid shit you think of at the time.
 
@fbueckert That was hardly 'just', that was 14 minutes ago!
 
user15026
@Wipqozn Yeah that picture is about a year old, I think
 
12:15 AM
bandwagon!
 
user15026
HURRAH BANDWAGON
 
@AshleyNunn I like that one better because it has a cat in it. Don't get me wrong, this is a great picture, but cat > no cat.
 
user15026
Man the Bridge is filled with awesome looking people
3
 
Me.
 
FAE
12:16 AM
@AshleyNunn Yay purple hair.
 
user15026
@fbueckert You are -classy-. :D
 
My hair is currently about 3 inches longer than usual, btw.
 
@fbueckert You remind me of a friend from college.
 
@RavenDreamer I'm okay with this. =3
 
FAE
@Ullallulloo Your hair is so curly!
 
user15026
12:16 AM
@FAE grins thanks :)
 
@Ullallulloo Assuming I'm not getting you mixed up with someone else you look nothing like your Facebook photo.
 
FAE
@fbueckert Excellently classy, sir.
 
@fbueckert You are such a liar.
 
user15026
@Ullallulloo Love the curls. :)
 
12:17 AM
@FAE All I need is a bowler hat, and I have hitman written all over me.
 
FAE
@fbueckert lmao
 
Someone can go digging through the Bridge. I'm too lazy to upload things.
 
user15026
@fbueckert snorts
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz Fair enough :P
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz do it you bitch, do it!
 
@GnomeSlice What am I lying about?
 
@Wipqozn So far, the choice in Dishonored isn't so much 'stealth or no stealth' as it is 'stealth and kill people, or stealth and submission hold'
 
@Wipqozn You don't have a glove on your head.
 
@Fluttershy You look nothing like what I expected.
 
user15026
@Fluttershy I have an urge to run my fingers along the top of your head. For some reason.
 
12:18 AM
@fbueckert How cool you look.
 
@Wipqozn You also don't look anything like what I expected. >_>
 
XCOM's first casualty - move my only squaddie up to take cover behind the burning police car.
D'oh.
 
@GnomeSlice I said nothing about how cool I looked.
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn He just cut his hair super short too.
 
user15026
Agreed, most handsome ;)
 
12:18 AM
All I did was post my pic. That's it.
 
How tall are you guys
 
@RavenDreamer I really wish it was easier to tell when vehicles were about to slaughter everything.
 
user15026
@FAE AUGH so tempting.
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice 5'11"
 
12:19 AM
@Wipqozn Yes.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn milkshake?
 
@Wipqozn Not even a little bit. <_< if I'm being completely honest, given the level of bass in your voice, I pictured you as much... larger.
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn ! You are tall, lady.
 
Fat kid with a milkshake. Lmfao.
 
I don't have any pictures of me without my fiancee.
 
12:19 AM
@AshleyNunn Wow.
 
@FAE You're just a short one. =P
 
@StrixVaria Photoshop her out?
 
FAE
@Fluttershy Hush you.
 
@GnomeSlice That's a smoothie.
 
@FAE Make me! =P
 
12:20 AM
Who would have a milkshake when you could have a smoothie instead?
 
user15026
@Fluttershy I could silence you....
 
@Wipqozn That is healthier than a milkshake.
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn hahaha
 
@Wipqozn That's like two years old.
 
@Fluttershy More delicious too. FRuit > Not fruit
 
12:20 AM
@RavenDreamer I think you can make the grid come up by holding down the RMB, but only for the duration that you hold it
 
@AshleyNunn Mod abuse!
 
user15026
Note: I did not say how.
 
Man, I miss milkshakes
 
I lost like 30 pounds and my hair's longer currently.
 
I'm lactose intolerant.
 
12:20 AM
@GnomeSlice I'm drinking one right now!
 
@Fluttershy =[
What flavour?
 
I'm making coffee
 
user15026
Okay, I gotta go get ready to watch a fun movie with a cute boy. Laters, crazybeans. <3
 
Because caffiene does nothing to me.
 
12:21 AM
@GnomeSlice Chocolate.
 
@Fluttershy Boring.
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn Enjoy!
 
user15026
@FAE I shalllll
 
@Sterno Oh, geez, thanks. That's also a good way to accidentally dash half-way across the map
 
Vanilla is where it's at. For everything.
 
12:21 AM
Oh god rats are scary.
 
@GnomeSlice Boring it may be, but at least it will not make my bowels explode into my underwear.
 
Holy shit rats
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice Not everything......
 
@FAE And the movie too.
 
@Fluttershy ಠ_ಠ
 
user15026
12:21 AM
@Fluttershy O.o
 
FAE
@LessPop_MoreFizz nom nom delicious corpses nom nom
 
@GnomeSlice 6'
 
@AshleyNunn Name one thing.
 
user15026
@RavenDreamer snorts
 
@FAE Seriously.
 
12:21 AM
1 min ago, by GnomeSlice
I'm lactose intolerant.
 
@Ullallulloo HAH, 6'2" BITCH
 
Forget corpses.
 
Which I've been since I was thirteen...
 
Just watched a swarm of rats eat two guards alive.
 
user15026
12:22 AM
@GnomeSlice bites her lip really really hard to not say something completely incriminating
 
@AshleyNunn Oh, I see.
 
FAE
@LessPop_MoreFizz Holy damn.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Real ones?
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn I know where your brain is at so you've got at least one person who knows what you mean already.
 
@GnomeSlice Yes. @LessPop just saw live rats eat a real person. For real.
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12:22 AM
Oh, you're playing Dishonored.
 
user15026
Anyway Movie. Boy. Yay. vamooses before she gets herself in my trouble
 
@FAE @AshleyNunn Two!
 
I read somewhere today that it has rats.
 
@Fluttershy I've been too busy facepalming to come up with a sarcastic reply.
 
user15026
@FAE Shush you ;)
 
12:22 AM
@Fluttershy Look for him on the news.
 
user15026
@Fluttershy Shush you too
 
@Wipqozn SUCK MY DICK Y U SO MEAN
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn Make me :D?
 
user15026
@FAE Come here and I wiiiiill.
 
@GnomeSlice facedesk
 
FAE
12:23 AM
@AshleyNunn I'll be there in Januaryyyyy
 
@Ullallulloo I haven't been on the news in like...6 or 7 years.
 
@FAE @AshleyNunn Two words: Cam. Corder.
 
user15026
@FAE I can be very patient
 
user15026
@Fluttershy Hey now.
 
12:24 AM
@Wipqozn There is a headshot of me floating around.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz How old is it?
 
@Wipqozn The picture? Is about exactly a year old. But I posted it to chat much more recently than that.
 
@Wipqozn And right fingers!
 
Also, I just found a pair of corpses who died in an embrace. :(
 
Aug 23 at 1:33, by LessPop_MoreFizz
user image
 
12:25 AM
@Wipqozn Search for posts by him with "jpg" in them.
 
FAE
@LessPop_MoreFizz Aw. :(
 
@StrixVaria I was doing imgur.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Didn't you remove it?
I'm pretty sure you removed it.
 
@Fluttershy Oh, did I?
 
It's too late. I saved it to my hard drive.
 
12:25 AM
Oh well. You'll have to engage in some internet detective work then.
I'm not a terribly difficult person to track.
 
Yes?
 
FAE
@StrixVaria That person looks like he just got a really unwelcome surprise.
 
@Wipqozn Funny story about that: the lady who "restored" the painting is trying to claim copyright on it, now.
 
@FAE I think that's @LessPop_MoreFizz but maybe it's a random other person on Facebook who happens to share his name.
I have a really good memory for names.
 
@StrixVaria That photo is ~6 years old. It was from the week apple launched Photo Booth with it's various filters and I was playing around with them.
 
12:29 AM
@StrixVaria I've always been terrible with names.
 
(Note the poster of George Washington on the wall behind me.)
 
@Ullallulloo I also found this one but I didn't want to look too stalker-y.
 
@Ullallulloo I didn't know @LessPop_MoreFizz was a monkey.
 
@fbueckert What, he deserves it
 
FAE
12:31 AM
@StrixVaria that made me laugh
 
@GnomeSlice Take a look at what @StrixVaria just said. Restraint. Learn it. Welcome it.
 
I've done restraint before.
A few times.
 
@Fluttershy Sounds fishy.
 
@Ullallulloo Unflattering photo is unflattering.
 
@Wipqozn I was being serious.
 
12:33 AM
@GnomeSlice yeah, remember that time he only posted three pictures of half-naked woman? He really could have posted up to 10.
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@Fluttershy I think you missed the joke.
 
@Wipqozn YOU'RE STILL NOT CLIMBING BITCH
 
FAE
@LessPop_MoreFizz So... where's the monkey from?
 
@FAE Honduras?
 
@Wipqozn Oooh... I never read "bass" as the fish. Always as the tone, because I play bass guitar. <_<
 
FAE
@LessPop_MoreFizz ...>_>
 
12:34 AM
@GnomeSlice Ok. I've tried being nice. It's obviously not working.
 
@fbueckert Not working against what?
 
So. Last warning before I start flagging all the stupid shit that comes out of your mouth.
 
If he's going to mock me, I'm going to curse him!
 
@GnomeSlice People make fun of others. It's the Internet. It happens.
 
@fbueckert aw, damn. They're just so cute before they realize it's futile.
 
12:35 AM
@fbueckert Correct.
 
Grow thicker skin.
@Fluttershy Not really. Education isn't working.
 
For the record I don't actually care if he wants to tell me to go climb a wall of dicks.
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@Wipqozn I'm starting to find it offensive. And that takes a bit.
 
@Wipqozn Hahahahaha
 
12:36 AM
@fbueckert slowpoke.gif You look nothing what I expected. In fact, I had no idea what I expected you to look like. Your beard is awesome btw.
 
@Wipqozn You should've seen it when I let it go. THAT, right there, is neat and trimmed.
 
FAE
I don't really have any recent pictures.
 
@fbueckert I have the same problem with my beard. I'll let it grow, and I like it, and then I get lazy.
 
@FAE This.
I tend to avoid getting my picture taken if possible.
 
@Wipqozn There's an annual local beard-growing contest. I entered it for shits and giggles.
No shaving for 11 weeks.
It got a little out of hand.
 
12:38 AM
@StrixVaria Just post a picture with your fiancee and photoshop her out. or photoshop FAE in. Kill two birds with one stone!
 
FAE
@StrixVaria I remember what you look like from DrawSomething.
 
@FAE Do the myspace thing and take on on your phone in the bathroom mirror.
@StrixVaria Me too.
Mine is like two years out of date already.
 
FAE
@GnomeSlice No, I'm in my pajamas. :P
 
Mine was from 2009. <_<
 
@FAE Turn the lights off, then.
 
12:40 AM
@FAE Are they comfy?
 
Er... nevermind.
 
@StrixVaria ...is your name taken from an owl?
 
@Wipqozn My username is, yes.
My real name is not.
 
@GnomeSlice facedesk
 
@StrixVaria How goes the war? I'm about to start my 5th attempt.
 
FAE
12:40 AM
@Fluttershy Muchly.
 
(though 2-4, I quit a mission or two in if it wasn't going well)
 
@FAE Yayyy!
 
@Sterno I started my first terror mission and saved and quit until I am more conscious.
 
@Wipqozn Lol wtf is this.
 
12:41 AM
@GnomeSlice MY mind being blown.
 
There.
 
@StrixVaria You're a dog? :O
 
@Ullallulloo I am...holding...a dog.
 
@Ullallulloo Damn it! I wanted to make that joke...
I just had to take a moment to grab a Picard Facepalm photo.
 
12:42 AM
@Wipqozn Who is that guy
 
XCOM questions aren't generating many views
 
@Sterno I know :(
 
@GnomeSlice Some dude.
 
@Sterno Just keep flooding the site with them. They'll get some eventually. <_<
 
@Wipqozn That was what I had hoped.
 
12:43 AM
@Wipqozn How did you finally realize my username was an owl?
 
@StrixVaria I was trying to be an internet detective and find a picture of you / your last name.
 
@Wipqozn There are actually a bunch of other people who use this pseudonym I have found.
One writes StarGate fan fiction.
I promise, that's not me.
 
@StrixVaria Suuure....
 
@StrixVaria ...what sort of 'fan fiction'.
 
@GnomeSlice I can't say I've read it.
 
12:46 AM
@GnomeSlice There is only two kinds of fan fiction. Ships, and inserting yourself into the plot as the main super hero who all the other main characters come to love and depend on.
 
@Wipqozn Oh, okay, good. Neither of those were what I was thinking of.
Ships?
 
@GnomeSlice Two or more characters having a sexual encounter in some shape or form.
 
@Wipqozn I am happy to say I did not know this lingo before.
 
@Wipqozn Oh. That is what I was thinking of.
 
12:48 AM
@Ullallulloo I didn't say there was never a cross over.
 
...Why 'ships'?
 
@GnomeSlice relationships.
 
Oh.
Now it all makes sense.
 
FAE
@StrixVaria Really? I know I've used the term in here before in reference to Mana's fanfic stuff.
 
@StrixVaria Slash fiction is another commonly used term.
 
12:48 AM
@FAE Usually when fanfic comes up I turn off my brain.
 
FAE
@StrixVaria haha, fair enough
 
And now for something completely different:
 
Also, I'm not sure about anyone else, but I've always assumed @Sterno looked like Vault boy.
 
FAE
@Wipqozn I'm just a floating eyeball IRL.
 
@StrixVaria The Planets <3
 
12:51 AM
@FAE @Wipqozn This is truth.
 
@Fluttershy Really? She's changed a lot since the last time I seen a picture of her.
 
FAE
You can ask @badp, he'll confirm it.
 
@Wipqozn I used to play this song over voice chat in TF2 in its entirety.
 
@StrixVaria You sir, are awesome.
 
FAE
@StrixVaria haha what
 
12:53 AM
@StrixVaria: I prefer Jupiter, but Mars is still one of my favourites from the suite.
 
I'll listen to Jupiter next.
Mars is more appropriate for TF2, though.
 
Agreed.
 
@Wipqozn Jupiter has recently become my favorite planet.
 
@Fluttershy Just so you know we're talking about songs, and not the actual planets. With that said, why is this?
 
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Q: Why are three of the five base location choices unavailable?

Anna LearIn XCOM: Enemy Unknown, I have to pick the location for my base after the initial tutorial mission. North America and Europe are available, but Asia, South America, and Africa are not. There's no explanation for why, though. Do I need to play through a game to enable them? Is it a difficulty lev...

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Q: How can I change the mouse sensitivity?

Anna LearIs it possible to adjust the mouse sensitivity in the PC version of XCOM: Enemy Unknown?

 
12:56 AM
@Wipqozn Funny, I was talking about a song, too. >_>
 
@GnomeSlice This is relevant to your interests Slightly NSFW
 
@Fluttershy ah, your phrasing made it sound like you meant the actual planets.
@StrixVaria As soon as I seen that link I knew what it was.
 
@Wipqozn Well, that too. But it is my favorite planet because of a song. >_>
 
Jupiter is pretty awesome, too.
 
That is to say I was just viewing the same thread.
@Fluttershy Ah, okay. Gotcha. Dawg.
 
12:58 AM
@Wipqozn Saw. <_< Saw. Not seen.
 
This song?
 
@StrixVaria Negative.
 
@Fluttershy I seen what you did there.
 
That one.
@Wipqozn There are no words to describe how much I hate you right now.
 
@FAE Wait seriously? Fuck guys, we've got a Beholder on our hands. That... could be trouble.
 
FAE
12:59 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz <_< >_>
 
@Fluttershy Excellent.
 

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