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4:53 PM

**Write a song based on "Santa Claus is coming to town" but using SQL**

Verse 1
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's gonna have a database
To store information on us all
That's why he's coming around

Chorus
Oh, Santa Claus is coming to town
He's gonna set up a database
To store information on us all
So we better watch and observe

Verse 2
He'll use SQL to store the data
From all the boys and girls
He'll query it when he's ready
To see who's been naughty or nice

Chorus
Oh, Santa Claus is coming to town

Seggan

5:05 PM

**Write 5 verses of a song based on "Santa Claus is coming to town" but using SQL**


Verse 1:
Santa Claus is coming to town,
He's gonna write queries to find out who's been naughty or nice;
He'll query the database and look up who's been good or bad,
To figure out who's getting gifts and who's getting sad.

Verse 2:
He'll join tables and group by to sort out the data,
He'll use aggregate functions to figure out the fate;
For the naughty ones he'll leave a message in the log,
But the nice ones will get presents, that's what Santa will do.

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