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4:27 AM
my brother and his friend and me are going to pull off the most epic prank on my brother's other friend in minecraft
 
Ooh
 
the other friend is new to minecraft, so they are going to play survival
i will be invisible
and spawn random stuff around him
and if he gets suspicious, we will tell him its herobrine lol
 
Plant trees behind him while he's cutting others down
 
lol
amazing idea
 
just move stuff by one block at random
 
4:31 AM
spawn in chickens
Don't be too obvious
Use redstone where possible
 
@allxy last time i pulled it on my brother's friend, (the one who is not new to minecraft), i spawned like a 100 cows on him lol
 
one time when playing minecraft I set up a command block that summoned an iron golem every tick
it didnt take long for the server to crash
 
create a small chamber adjacent to his mines containing a single villager
see if he can escort it out
 
2 mins ago, by allxy
Don't be too obvious
 
or maybe a wolf or ocelot
 
4:35 AM
Place slabs in caves and tell him it's a new feature in 1.18
 
ok lol
 
@allxy thats a better prank on someone who's not new to minecraft, but new to 1.18
 
@Seggan yes why?
 
Place a single piece of diamond ore in a cave and remove all iron nearby
 
4:37 AM
@des54321 in that case just gaslight them into thinking it's always been a thing
 
I think I've hit a new record for number of variables I've used in a python program just to golf down constants and builtin names
 
maybe build replicas of some structures that can generate naturally in odd and amusing configurations
oh boy
 
upside down village
 
more like village on top of a ravine or something
 
You might want datapacks for that
 
4:39 AM
was thinking more underground structures like dungeons and mineshafts
 
there are 13 variables in this program that are just golfing down various constants and function names
 
Make an unbreakable piece of stone
 
actually no its 15
 
like two dungeons vertically stacked or a mineshaft that spells SEND NUDES if you map it out
 
#2 would take ages
Do you have access to the world before they do?
 
4:40 AM
because theres two variables that are assigned with walrus operators in the assignment part
 
it would be reasonably fast with commands
though the support beam things could be more time consuming
@des54321 wow
 
@UnrelatedString easiest way to do that would probably be structure blocks? assuming mineshafts even use those for generation though
oh yeah lmao no i just looked it up, mineshafts dont generate using structure blocks
theres no reason they would, theyre one of the oldest structures in the game
 
you could still use them yourself
the real problem with the mineshaft gag idea is they'd probably not notice :P
 
better idea: village where the paths spell that out
 
4:45 AM
that way at least you could see it if youre flying/if you use a map
 
maybe one of those ruined villages
 
ruined villages?
 
no villagers, long-abandoned looking buildings
 
is that a pocket edition thing?
 
i swear those are a thing on java edition
 
4:46 AM
i am quite certain they are not
oh shit no youre right, theyre just very rare
 
build near a mountain they might climb
there's no way they're very rare
 
2% chance of generating
i guess thats not very rare, but still pretty rare
 
okay 2% sounds about right
the picture on the article looks right but i don't think i've ever seen zombies in one
 
@des54321 They're a lot less rare in bedrock, annoyingly
 
zombies reminds me
find one of those woodland mansion things, get rid of the witches, spawn in 7 zombies with their nbt edited to be invulnerable and non-hostile with a single villager and a jukebox
or maybe build a basement room for that with iron bars behind them
 
4:54 AM
ok yall are going too far lol
i am on bedrock so i cant edit nbt data
 
@allxy according to the wiki I think its the same chance?
 
do the comman?ds not work
 
i'm pretty sure you can still use /data in PE
 
example?
@des54321 i will try that
 
sad
 
5:13 AM
@allxy wdym, its ez, when you have a sharp 5 netherite sword and a brother with prot 4 armour :p
 
That's not the danger at all
The danger is the wither effect, which takes 1 heart/second for 40 seconds on hard mode
(unless cured with milk, and I kept running out of milk)
I only have ten hearts
 
prot 4 protects against wither damage
 
Wait what?
Apparently it's a bedrock thing, and I should probably update Minecraft.
 
5:42 AM
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thanks feeds
 
i should just delete all the feeds
 
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5:43 AM
there were only two
 
about to start
i changed my name to herobrine :p
 
5:58 AM
This was frozen for a while lol
 

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