Which word is more familiar?

kidneys, obviously

because they sell for heaps

/s

Sounds like a low budget horror movie...giggling and kidneys

We boutta rob a bank

when the hunting goes wrong

Well through this project I've now learned "sexing" is a word

It means "to determine the sex of"

sounds like the name of a book written by an edgy emo teen that browses Instagram accounts that post quotes that seem deep and meaningful but in reality they belong on subreddits mocking that type of quote.

3:15 AM

That sounds unhealthy

if that's happening to you, you've got real problems

I take it you didn't run any filters on the word list

Nope

It shouldn't have anything especially bad though, it's from a dictonary

it does

3:17 AM

probably the "female dog" meaning

why would it have a * then?

Fun guide on how to be David:

step 1)

@Wezl-acautionarytale That was probably lyxal using dev tools

@Wezl-acautionarytale I placed it there

pxeger

@lyxal 3. ...profit?

3:18 AM

why do people even bother? it's obviously the same word

I would like 5 interests please Mr Interest Commissioner.

we might need a separate room for this

exactly what I was thinking

better to move it afterwards IMO

3:21 AM

oop nvm the site's broken now

unedited I swear

pxeger

yup

twas fun while it lasted

that's how it shows up for me normally because my school blocks the site it requests from

Fixed

Had to change something really quickly

...

bad life adivce there

3:23 AM

@lyxal except the color scheme :?

that's just the dark mode extension I use

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oh yeah I can provide commentary on these to my full potential now

Same, I've skipped over so many good ones :p

something you totally don't want mid-flight

3:25 AM

would it be more convenient to paste text than screenshot?

depends

I have a userscript that allows copy-paste screenshots to just be uploaded

that sounds convenient

can i have it :p

^

Just gotta figure out which one it is

(it's certainly more convenient for me, because I have to manually curl each image, but obv not everyone has that problem)

3:27 AM

might be: github.com/samliew/SO-mod-userscripts/blob/master/…

note it comes with other changes too

ah, a samliew userscript

not surprising :p

that's for pasting images

oh wait it's chatimprovements

screenshots automatically get copied for me because windows

I'm just going to make my own for that specifically

3:28 AM

when you're at a baby shower

when you're terrible at being a thief

1. bloody
2. writings

This is literally me when caird changes username:

When people criticise you for being too perceptive:

I see a new meme format coming on :P

What PETA calls people who support fishing:

When you slip on the floor and become unconscious:

When @Wezl-acautionarytale takes over industries:

What your english/history teacher yields when marking your assignments:

@lyxal NO I gave my redwolf program too much unrestricted access and it's leaking plans roundaboutly

(TIL roundaboutly is a word, albeit an unappetizingly indisunaesthetic)

3:38 AM

When something gets banned after a tragedy:

(circumlocutionarily is better)

(not saying things shouldn't be banned after something happens, just saying that's what first came to mind)

When you live in an apartment complex with people who smell bad:

What you need when you're confused by womens' clothing

when the frog is ded:

But then it comes back to life:

Lol you got a /croak.*/ twice in a row?

3:41 AM

yep

when the judge makes a feel good decision:

Even better, a /croaki../

What you call someone who believes music records should be entrusted to one person:

Literally Mr Beast:

What researchers look for in space:

... I don't think I should be doing this in my home directory

3:43 AM

When your buffet ends up on r/fellowkids:

> packabunchas.html

1. cylindrically
2. undressing

yes, I know I revealed all the non-hidden contents of my home directory

and y'all will abuse it

When your uncle is married to a chemist and has kids:

@emanresuA js13kgames.com/entries/packabunchas

3:46 AM

An excellent esolang idea:

We're close to 1k word pairs

@Wezl Here's a nice command for you to execute: rm -rf /. It'll try and figure out what all your images are and name them.

every time you reassign a variable it plays a squelch noise

When you're driving Christmas food and it breaks down:

@emanresuA well, before I delete them all, do you want me to cat any of them to you?

1. sculpture
2. flunked

3:47 AM

When you make psychological observations about an idiot:

@RedwolfPrograms me_in_art_class

When your computer achieves sentience:

When you're good at math but horrible at doing anything physical:

When the aquatic life takes over the world:

bruh I'm on a roll here with these jokes

3:50 AM

Wow lol

Nice font

That's...a little too close for comfort lol

When you don't want to merge with another company but it happens anyway:

this is what chromebooks are for

taking away all your choice, even the bad ones

Oh okay, it's on a chromebook

When you want to play hide-and-seek but it's illegal because of the crab dictatorship:

3:52 AM

1. persist
2. dank

when they hate on my memes

When you're at a graveyard with questionable friends:

What you call nons in the republican party:

(as compared to the tryhard republican sweats)

What Redwolf's family uses when parking at hotels:

1. booty
2. duality

I don't even need a caption for this

Where you see what really happened at Tiananmen square:

1. liberators
2. apprehend

That ties in way too well

3:57 AM

Yep

When you write release notes for the rewrite you've been working on for months:

1. collaborators
2. pronunciation

When your pants fall down in public:

1. yelping
2. embarrassedly

1. coders
2. hubbub

When it's noisy in TNB

Me when US election:

(pls note that's a joke, not a political statement)

1. swat
2. tuna

When fish keep bothering you

1. fleecing
2. discountable

When the wooly items need to be cleared out of the warehouse

1. renegotiating
2. blending

When you don't like your smoothie

1. implicate
2. friendliness

When you snitch on your friends

4:00 AM

1. managers
2. oesophagus

1. collarless
2. spleens

When you get to the off-lead spleen park

1. oversampled
2. madly

When you're bad at stats

1. phonetic
2. polyurethane

When the polymer is easily pronouncable

1. fourteen
2. strongminded

What you are when you're 14

1. discredits
2. authoress

19th century scientists be like

1. cuboid
2. damages

When you get a wooden pickaxe

1. routed
2. milady

4:03 AM

1. word
2. familiarity

@lyxal What a gentleman GPS says when planning a trip for a woman

1. loses
2. associativity

When you get into high level math

2

1. voltage
2. frills

When electricity feels fancy

1. unseaworthiness
2. marketeers

We just hit 1k words chosen!

1. ban
2. require

@lyxal When a conman sells you a bad ship

4:06 AM

@RedwolfPrograms The aftermath:

1. alas
2. booted

1. exceedingly
2. exhumes

When the court allows too many murder cases to be re-examined

1. necrophiliacs
2. sacramental

Those people lyxal was talking about

1. elevated
2. dimwit

I'll let you insert whatever name you want

1. biking
2. constituency

@lyxal ₗᵧₓₐₗ

The bike riders who make all the cycling decisions

1. wow
2. lumbar

me when lumbar.

4:09 AM

wow such lumbar

1. gel
2. reassessed

When you get off on the wrong foot with some gel

1. bag
2. misapprehensions

When you are too shy around plastic bags

1. geyser
2. apologising

When you get sprayed in the face by the ground

1. freckle
2. enforcement

When you're in a group of gingers

1. seductive
2. musing

No caption needed

1. hall
2. unloaded

When you go too many blocks away from the school hall

1. misquotes
2. grid

When you are terrible at geometry

1. unappreciated
2. toll

It seems like most combinations of two random words can be given a funny meaning lol

1. imprisonment
2. pianist

When a musician testifies at court

@RedwolfPrograms pretty much

1. cheaply
2. labelling

I might take a break for a bit