PSE RPG Chatroom - 2021-02-23 (page 3 of 3)

Mithical

7:01 PM

@PrinceNorthLæraðr "Young noble. What do find sssooo... objectionable?"

Prince North Læraðr

@Mithical Lynn backs up a little bit. "I'd advice you stay back."

Sciborg

Valerio drums his fingers on his rapier handle. "I've never met you, I don't know how you got here, and much as I dislike this princeling over here, this is his property. Did Simon put you up to this?"

Prince North Læraðr

"Well, cap'n, looks like this is your issue. Now if you'll excuse me, I believe I may have somewhere to be..." Lynn turns his head towards the direction of the horse-hooves

Mithical

The goblin waves a spindly green hand at Lynn's back, then turns back to the Captain. "I assssure you, Captain, I have no idea who thisss "Ssssimon" may be."

bobble

Tifer pokes his head out from behind Rio. "Didja say your name?"

Sciborg

7:03 PM

Valerio tries to shoo Tifer behind him. "Ti-Ti, this thing might be dangerous."

Mithical

"The boy makesss a valid point." Blort makes another mocking, sweeping bow. "They call me Blort."

Prince North Læraðr

Overhead the galloping gets closer.

(let me know when I should interrupt with Saffra)

Mithical

"And you have nothing to fear from me, I asssssure you... unlesss you are already dead." *sniggers*

Sciborg

"Blort," Valerio says, slowly. "Si. Well, as I said, my crew isn't trawling for fresh hires at the moment. You'd best find another captain down by the docks and try your luck."

Prince North Læraðr

The galloping is almost deafening now.

Lynn turns around. "Saffy!"

Mithical

7:06 PM

"Pfah!" The goblin snorts. "Asss if I haven't already tried, Captain. Nobody wantssss a goblin on board. The talessss are told that you are different. It ssseemss the ssstories are not to be... heeded."

Prince North Læraðr

You see a girl, about the same age as Lynn, nimbly dismounting from her horse. She runs up to Lynn and hugs him.

"Lynn-lynn!"

Sciborg

Valerio softens a bit. "Well. I apologize, then. I didn't mean to be rude. You appeared rather... frightening. But I usually like to know my crew first..."

Mithical

The goblin takes a step away from Lynn and the girl, closer to Valerio.

Sciborg

"...and since Simon hasn't vetted you..."

Prince North Læraðr

She looks curiously over to Valerio first, not noticing the goblin. "You have normal friends for once?"

Mithical

7:08 PM

"But of coursssse, Captain. I will gladly speak with thisss... Ssssimon of yoursss."

Prince North Læraðr

The girl, "Saffy", jumps back, putting one protective hand in front of Lynn. "Lynn-lynn, what is that?"

She draws out her longsword

Mithical

*bares teeth*

Sciborg

"I think that would be best..." Valerio trails off and whirls around, seeing the girl drawing her sword. "Chica, chica, calm yourself! We are having a conversation."

bobble

Tifer has been trying to edge away from Rio, but I assume Pirate Dad is keeping him firmly behind

Sciborg

Rio is keeping Tifer firmly behind him.

Prince North Læraðr

7:10 PM

"Oh, sorry, there's a goblin here on my friend's property looking like it's about to eat my friend, I'm not sure there' such a thing as calm right now."

"Saffy, I'm okay. I think I can, uh, protect myself," Lynn says, sheepishly.

Sciborg

"Don't be so rude, chica," Valerio says, and drops his hand from his rapier to convey he doesn't want to fight. "Goblins are perfectly rational creatures, even if they... startle me at times. Who is this, Lynn?"

Mithical

"M'lady. Ressst asssured, I only eat people who are already dead."

Sciborg

Valerio gives Blort a look. "We'll discuss your culinary habits later."

Prince North Læraðr

Saffra doesn't look convinced but she reluctantly withdraws her sword. "Lynn, who are these people?"

Lynn takes a deep breathe. "Captain Valerio, meet Saffra. She's the... friend I told you about at the party. Saffra, meet Captain Valerio. I don't know who the heck he actually is, but seems to be some sort of a father figure to my other friend here..." he gestures at Tifer, "Tifer."

bobble

wave

Sciborg

7:14 PM

"Charmed," Valerio says, dryly.

Prince North Læraðr

"Ah, that's the boy you sneak into the lessons, isn't it?" Saffra gives Lynn a sly smile.

Saffra extends a hand out to Valerio. "Saffra. Nice to meet you, good captain."

She looks at him, and from what you could tell, she almost seems jealous.

"A captain, eh? Does that entail a lot of adventures?"

Sciborg

Valerio shakes it, warming up a bit. "Well, now we're off on a proper foot, my lovely señora. Si, I've sailed many seas in my day. How do you know Lynn, might I ask?"

Prince North Læraðr

She smiles, with a genuine warmness. "Lynn-Lynn and I have been friends since we were really young. We met at one of those rich, fancy, and mind-bogglingly obnoxious parties."

Sciborg

"Lynn-Lynn, eh?" Valerio gives Lynn an absolutely malicious look of delight. "How charming."

Prince North Læraðr

@Sciborg Lynn turns bright red. "Yes, that is, um, her nickname, urm, for me."

Mithical

7:20 PM

You now have a goblin laughing at you.

Sciborg

Valerio pats Tifer's shoulder gently, clearly trying not to laugh at this new piece of information he has learned. "This is my hijo, Tifer."

Prince North Læraðr

Saffra giggles at Lynn. "You're not embarrassed, are you?" Saffra turns to Tifer. "Nice to meet you. From what I've seen, you're one heck of a magician."

bobble

Tifer makes a little mock-bow.

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn turns to Saffra. "You're not in any of the classes, how do you even know about Tifer?"

bobble

mage hand on a nearby rock to make it float to me

Prince North Læraðr

7:21 PM

Saffra smiles coyly and promptly ignores Lynn's question.

Sciborg

"Tifer is quite a talented wizard, si. I believe he also gave Lynn a thorough trouncing at chess."

Prince North Læraðr

"Oh, did he now? And just when I used to think I was the only one who could beat him." She punches Lynn in the arm. "You're getting rusty, Lynn-Lynn. It might be all that music stuff you've been working on."

bobble

(is Rio still keeping Tifer behind?)

Sciborg

Valerio is allowing Tifer to move now, but he's still keeping a little bit of an eye on the goblin.

Just in case.

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn rubs on the arm that was just punched. "Ow. Hey, I can still beat you."

"Mhm. Keep telling yourself that." Saffra turns her attention back to Valerio

Mithical

7:25 PM

Blort has been watching silently, ears perked.

bobble

Lumra scampers out of Tifer's pocket and into his hair

Prince North Læraðr

"What's it like on the high seas, salt-sprayed mist and watching the horizon rise? Did you fight any monsters?" Saffra almost looks like she's daydreaming. She sighs. "Wat I would do for a life of adventure."

Lynn screams and jumps back while Saffra just looks at Lynn funnily.

Mithical

Blort sniffs the air. "Isss that... a rat I sssmell?" Blort whispers.

Prince North Læraðr

"It's just a rat, Lynn-Lynn"

"Just a rat?!"

bobble

"Here, Lumra's nice" coaxes Lumra onto hand "See"? holds Lumra out

Sciborg

7:27 PM

"Oh, señora, there is no feeling in the world like standing on the bow of a ship, watching the waves fall and rise and smelling the salt in your hair..." Valerio trails off, seeing the rat has been produced. "Ah, your little amigo. Do not fear, Lynn, it is only a mouse."

"Or are you scared of a little rat?" He smirks.

bobble

"Rat, Rio. Lumra's no mouse"

Sciborg

"Of course, mijo, forgive me. She is a rat." Valerio gives Lumra's ears a little scritch.

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn straightens himself, making as much distance between himself and the rat. "I- I- am not scared of a tiny rat."

Saffra smirks. "He's totally terrified of the rat."

bobble

"Blort, you like rats? Lumra, do you like Blort?"

Sciborg

"Go on, Lynn, don't you want to pet her?" Valerio grins at Lynn. "She is quite friendly."

Mithical

7:30 PM

"It mussst be sssaid that I hold a cccertain... regard... for ratsss."

Prince North Læraðr

"I'm, uh, allergic. It'll ruin my voice."

Saffra rolls her eyes. She turns back to Valerio. "I've been telling Lynn for year that we should run away. He already hates all the politics anyways. Runaway somewhere and we can go swashbuckling or save villages or... be heroes. Lynn doesn't care about all that stuff. He's boring."

Sciborg

"Lynn doesn't like to adventure?" Valerio affects an attitude of deep surprise. "Why, I would have never guessed."

Prince North Læraðr

"I gotta tell you guys, because I was going to tell Lynn this, but my parents just hired the hottest mercenary I've ever seen. Like hoo." She handwaves herself. "He's not from here, but here's like some elf. Very emo. Has a scar across his eye, and I think he's missing an entire arm? He spoke in this really weird accent though, but damn." Saffra starts listing all the soldiers her parents have hired over the years.

bobble

Pretty sure Lumra jumped off Tifer's hand and went over to Blort

Mithical

@Sciborg Blort cuts in somewhat loudly. "Oh, but then Lynn issss... a fool! Who would not want to travel the world, feassssting on the bountiessss of the underbelly of the world? Gathering gold ashine, the... jingling of coinsss asss they pass from one hand to another unsssseen!"

Prince North Læraðr

7:34 PM

Lynn grunts. "I'm not the adventuring type. And Saffy, they couldn't have been that good-looking."

Mithical

Blort caresses the rat with surprising gentleness.

Prince North Læraðr

Saffra slyly looks at Lynn. "Jealous of the knights in shining armor?"

Sciborg

"You mean to say you've never chased the kraken down in a ship missing half its guns, with your men scattered all across the deck like sardines? Living off salted rations and drips of grog?" Valerio feigns great surprise. "Why, I thought everyone lived such an exciting life."

He shakes his head. "If Lynn can't give you that, oh dear..."

bobble

"Hey, Rio, Lumra likes Blort"

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn startles stammering. "Jealous? What- no, I am not- well I mean, why should I - excuse me Valerio?"

Sciborg

7:37 PM

Valerio looks over at Blort petting Lumra and smiles. "Ah, I see you have made an amigo."

Mithical

Blort bares teeth in an apparent grin.

Prince North Læraðr

@Sciborg She sighs. "I just really want to get away from this life... if I have to wear another dress I might just go crazy."

Sciborg

"Why, Lynn, I do believe Saffra has quite the heroic spirit. You could learn a thing or two from her. Perhaps you could... go on an adventure?" Valerio looks at Lynn and gives a tiny bit of a wink.

He mouths I'm trying to help.

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn turns red again. "Well, uh, Saffra, at least you look pretty in dress."

Saffra shoots him a dead glare.

"Are you saying I'm not pretty when I'm not in a dress?"

Sciborg

"But surely, Lynn, you have some kind of excitement in your life, don't you?" Valerio whacks Lynn playfully on the shoulder. "You're tough too, aren't you? Tell her about your adventures."

Prince North Læraðr

7:43 PM

Lynn starts stammering again. "No, you're always beautiful - I mean, uhm" Lynn turns bright red.

Sciborg

Valerio sighs and whispers to Tifer, "Don't say I didn't try."

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn changes the topic. "I have quite adventurous life, Captain. I got out of the house yesterday."

Mithical

"Boy, for a noble you have quite the goblin'ssss tongue."

Prince North Læraðr

Saffra turns to Lynn, ears slightly pink

"What did you say?"

"I got out of the house yesterday. I know, amazing."

Sciborg

Valerio leans over to Blort and hisses, "After this bit of awkwardness is over, I'll bring you down to Simon and we'll talk, señor. But you must promise not to eat anyone."

Mithical

7:46 PM

"You have my... word, Captain." *flicks tongue again*

Prince North Læraðr

Saffra waves her hand. "No, no before that. You said something about I always look pretty?"

Lynn desperately looks over to Valerio for help

Sciborg

Valerio hisses, "Tell her she looks pretty in armor, señor."

bobble

Tifer reclaims Lumra. "I could dunk someone in water, if that would help?"

Prince North Læraðr

"You, uh, look pretty in armor." Lynn looks away from Saffra. "And, urm, always." He looks like he wants to die.

Sciborg

"Muy bien," Valerio whispers, in his best encouraging father voice.

Prince North Læraðr

7:50 PM

Saffra laughs. "Lynn, if you like me, you could just say so." She blushes. "For someone who's literally a walking symphony, you've got a rather dull speech."

Sciborg

"Tell her, idiota," Valerio hisses. He quietly rummages in his pockets and offers Blort a handful of the caviar he stole from Lynn's party.

Prince North Læraðr

Saffra rolls her eyes. "Looks like our musician here is tongue-tied." She smirks. "I'll start. I like you. I think you're cute."

Mithical

*accepts with a nod of thanks*

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn looks like he's about to pass out

"I, um, uh," Lynn takes a deep breath, collecting himself, "uh like you too."

Saffra rolls her eyes and punches him in the arm. "Seriously, didn't they teach you in those manner class about how NOT to make things awkward?"

Saffra turns to Tifer. "I think... Lynn-Lynn here needs to cool off a little." She winks. "Maybe some water?"

Sciborg

"That's my boy," Valerio says proudly, then is surprised at himself and backpedals. "Wait, why am I cheering you on, of all people?"

bobble

7:54 PM

> A sudden downpour soaks a target creature or object.

Tifer obligingly casts Drench on Lynn

I imagine a bunch of water that just poofs into existence above your head

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn jumps in surprise. "Gah!"

Sciborg

Valerio laughs uproariously. "Perfect spell for the occasion, Ti-Ti."

Prince North Læraðr

@bobble (same)

bobble

"Best spell ever."

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn shakes water from his head. "Ugh, this robe. My mother is going to have a fit." He glares at Tifer. "I didn't sneak you in so you can start drenching me in water."

Saffra chuckles. "Honestly, I surprised I haven't seen Lynn drenched like that more often."

Sciborg

7:56 PM

Valerio folds his arms and gives Lynn his best Dad Look. "Now, see, that wasn't so bad, señor. Talking about your feelings is good sometimes, no?"

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn groans. "Captain, no need to make things more awkward for me."

bobble

"Hey, the spell next to that one would dump acid all over you instead"

Sciborg

Valerio claps a hand merrily on Lynn's shoulder. "I'm afraid it wasn't getting any less awkward, señor. But well done."

bobble

"I can make a breeze to try an' dry you off"

Prince North Læraðr

"I can start haunting you with sounds." Lynn's voice distorts into a hideous cacophony.

Saffra jumps back. She shakes her head. "I keep forgetting you can do that."

Mithical

7:59 PM

"The fool doesss have sssome tricksss..."

Sciborg

"It seems he does," Valerio says, good-naturedly.

He looks down at Blort. "I'm thinking I am starting to like you, señor."

Prince North Læraðr

The winds start to settle with some soothing melodies. "I have many tricks up my sleeve." Lynn smirks

bobble

"Your wet sleeves." giggles

Sciborg

Valerio snorts.

Prince North Læraðr

@bobble "And who's fault is that?"

bobble

8:03 PM

"Completely yours. I'd allow a small amount of blame of Saffra"

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn snorts

Sciborg

"Well, let's not be rude, Ti-Ti. He did do something quite brave." Valerio reaches over and playfully brushes some water off Lynn's shoulder. "Even if he's damper than a sailor dog."

Prince North Læraðr

Saffra turns back to Lynn. "Unfortunately, I think I need to head back soon." She gives Lynn a light peck on the cheek. "I'll see you later, Lynn-Lynn."

Lynn blushes and barely stammers out, "Bye, Saffy." She smiles, and jumps on her horses, before riding off the opposite way.

bobble

@PrinceNorthLæraðr (*her horse)

Sciborg

Valerio gives Lynn a teasing look. "Aren't you cute, Lynn-Lynn."

bobble

8:09 PM

Would Tifer be part of Rio's business talk with Blort?

Sciborg

Sure, Tifer can tag along on that.

bobble

Must Mith sleep?

Sciborg

I imagine Mith must sleep or go on a bus.

Mithical

[actually have to sleep, so Blort has to take care of "urgent busssinesss" and will meet Rio at the ship in a few hours]

Sciborg

(good night <3)

Mithical

8:12 PM

(:

Prince North Læraðr

Good night!

bobble

@Mithical ... the ship that Rio does not have?

Sciborg

shhhh

i'm assuming this takes place pre-campaign, so this happens shortly after the Thing that made Rio lose the ship. Blort will instead be recruited to the Adventure

that way there's a reason for Blort to be with us :)

bobble

do we know what the Adventure is?

Prince North Læraðr

@Sciborg Lynn gives Valerio a dead glance

Sciborg

8:15 PM

@bobble (not at the moment, but i figure that's a good way for Gray to do a Plot Hook)

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn sighs and sits down. "Screw you Valerio, and thank you."

Sciborg

"Screw you too, and you're welcome," Valerio says, amusedly. "I'm glad my filthy peasant self could help."

He sits down beside Lynn. "I could tell you were feeling a little inadequate. Was going to rail on you some more, but then you made me care and all."

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn smiles a little bit in gratitude.

"For a pirate, you're not half-bad."

bobble

Lumra is tired and has retreated back into a pocket

Sciborg

Valerio pats his shoulder. "You're not completely awful, I suppose."

Prince North Læraðr

8:26 PM

Lynn winces. "My parents are going to have a fit about this. I can just hear them now, 'YOU DID WHAT? YOU LET HER KISS YOU? YOU USELESS- DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY NAME!'"

bobble

"Couldn't you just... not say anything?"

Sciborg

"That bad, huh?" Valerio grimaces. "Been there."

bobble

"Parents, as I hear, ain't mind readers"

Prince North Læraðr

"I s'pose so. But rumors... they travel fast around these parts."

"Maids talk, servants gossip, soldiers slander." Lynn sighs.

Sciborg

"Well, if it makes you feel better, this salty old barnacle will keep his lips sealed. And I imagine Saffra and the rest of us will, too." Valerio looks out over the riding grounds, watching the horses. "Hopefully it won't get out too quick."

Prince North Læraðr

8:28 PM

"Speaking of rumors... it might be apt to get outta here soon. Guards come around here in about... fifteen minutes I think?"

bobble

"Rio, want to ogle at the rich-people shops?"

Sciborg

"Sounds like my kind of afternoon." Valerio reaches out gently to take Tifer's hand. "Come along, mijo."

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn snorts. "Good luck trying to sneak into those. Those shops are sneak-proof for a reason."

"Why don't you show me around where you guys urm, reside?"

bobble

"Don' haf-ta sneak in, they put stuff in the windows"

Prince North Læraðr

"Fair. You guys can oggle at the rich stuff."

Sciborg

8:31 PM

Valerio raises an amused eyebrow. "What are you wanting to see my place for? Wouldn't it offend your sensibilities?"

Prince North Læraðr

@Sciborg "I'm sure I've already offended yours, you might as well return the favor."

Sciborg

"Ha. At least your tongue is working again." Valerio looks at Tifer. "Any objection to showing him around?"

bobble

"None. Tho' I should probably send out and alert to not steal from 'im"

Sciborg

"That would be best." Valerio looks amusedly at Lynn. "He's dressed a bit too fancy."

bobble

"I'll pop ahead and tell some friends that the rich kid has magic. Should keep 'em out"

Prince North Læraðr

8:34 PM

"You should tell 'em I can drive them insane just by listening to me speak."

bobble

Tifer disappears around a corner, leaving Rio and Lynn alone

Prince North Læraðr

"Because, well, it wouldn't be an exaggeration." Lynn's voice distorts into the hideous form as it did earlier.

Sciborg

"Don't go too far ahead, mijo, I worry," Valerio calls after Tifer. Then he gestures to Lynn to walk with him. "Veremos."

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn gets up and starts following Valerio. "Looks like you've enchanted Saffy - I mean Saffra with your stories."

Sciborg

"She seems like my kind of señora." Valerio adjusts his eyepatch a bit. "You're a lucky one."

bobble

8:39 PM

@bobble (*an)

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn's ears turn slightly red. "Well, I think so too." He gazes off. "I really want to give her the life she wants, but... adventuring just not really my thing. I'd rather not get eaten by a giant eagle or something."

Sciborg

"It's not for the faint of heart." Valerio shrugs. "I talk up the romance of being at sea, but there's a lot more scurvy, blood, accounting and vomiting than I like to admit. You wouldn't last a day."

Prince North Læraðr

"She really hates the noble life though. She despises that she gets all these things for free while so many suffer. She despises all the falsities and the backstabbing and the politics. She hates all the glamor and pretense - I guess that's why I like her. It's hard to find a noble that's... genuine, you know?"

Sciborg

"I can understand that. Being genuine probably isn't an asset where you come from."

Prince North Læraðr

"Biggest reason for marriage around here isn't love, it's political advantage or wealth. That's where I kind of admire her family in general - her grandmother is actually full elvish. Her grandfather decided to marry just some ordinary high elf he met in one of his trips. I don't know too much about it. Her mother's a half-elf, and she married a human, so she's naturally quarter-elven."

He smirks. "Didn't get the cool stuff like immortality, but does look slightly elvish and has a rather... forward personality. I guess that's where her love for freedom comes from, I suppose."

Sciborg

8:45 PM

"Is that why your parents don't like her?" Valerio frowns. "Because she's not pure of blood, or whatever?"

Prince North Læraðr

"Yeah, one of many reasons. My parents want me to court like my cousin or something," Lynn gags, "because apparently, incest doesn't apply when you're a noble."

"Doesn't matter that my powers are also technically unnatural, but you know, that's just how people are."

Sciborg

"Sounds like I might have underestimated what it's like being a noble. Not just napkins and frills, I suppose." Valerio itches his eyepatch again. "I imagine they wouldn't approve if you married her."

Prince North Læraðr

"Definitely not. There's a chance I could get ousted from my nobility. My mother would go absolutely crazy. My father's a bit laxer, but not by much."

bobble

(would Lynn have talked to Tifer about this before?)

Prince North Læraðr

(definitely)

Sciborg

8:51 PM

"If I were you, I'd just say to hell with it, cut my jib and sail away. But you sound like you're low on options, señor."

Prince North Læraðr

"It's a bit more complicated than that. Losing your nobility is... dangerous. Your literal life could be in danger - one can't just "revoke" someone's right to the throne. So without your protection... you can imagine how the other houses would jump on that idea."

"There are some nobles who live in exile, and a few who can live regular lives only by absolutely pledging that they will not claim the throne. Even those few rare ones are still watched in suspicion."

Sciborg

Valerio grimaces. "That cutthroat, eh? Well, that puts you in a bit of a pickle with a side of sea snails, as Simon would say. Not really my place to give advice on something I don't understand."

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn nodded. "I know one girl whose own father ordered her execution upon discovering she was engaged in a relationship with one of her maids."

Sciborg

Valerio gets a very haunted look on his face and doesn't reply.

Prince North Læraðr

"Another boy in my class was murdered by his younger brother just to have a closer chance at the throne. Parents didn't bat an eye because the brother was... I don't know supposed had a fling with his servant? Doesn't even matter if the servant was a male or female or if the rumor was even true."

Lynn's eyes look haunted. "This is the nightmare we live through."

"The throne is tainted with so much blood, I sometimes feel as though I can hear the literal screams of the tormented souls. The cost." Lynn shakes his head. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to trouble you with all these horror stories."

Sciborg

8:59 PM

"I did not realize your world was so cruel." Valerio places a tentative hand on his shoulder. "You should not speak of such things. Remember that you have done nothing. No man or woman has died by your sword. You did not ask to be born into such a family, nor are you to be blamed for being unable to leave its legacy."

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn faintly nods his head. "Where is Tifer? I assumed they would be back by now."

(Oh bobble~)

bobble

I was letting y'all talk

Prince North Læraðr

(Yes, I assume so :P)

Sciborg

Valerio looks very, very troubled. "Si. Where has he gone off to?"

bobble

Tifer runs up and pokes Rio from behind with a mage hand-ed stick. "Hey!"

Sciborg

9:02 PM

Valerio jumps sharply. "Ow!"

bobble

"Took me a bit to convince some of 'em that you're not worth the fight, Lynn"

Prince North Læraðr

"Well, I'm glad you were able to convince them, Tifer. I'm not sure much of my magic could've actually urm, harmed them."

(I think Lynn's cantrips are... Daze, Read Magic, Mage Hand, Ghost Sound, and Message. So yeah)

Sciborg

"I'm glad you're all right." Valerio does his best to gently herd Tifer near him so he won't get out of his sight again. "We've been... talking."

Prince North Læraðr

(wait, alternate favored bonus... does that mean I get an extra spell at level 1 or I can take that instead of taking the level up stuff? If I only get 4, I may need to reconsider my choices)

bobble

"Oh, and let's not go by the Cat's Back. Fight broke out, 'parently, over money or somethin'"

Prince North Læraðr

9:06 PM

(Lynn may need to forget mage hand O_O)

Sciborg

"Again?"

bobble

(look at my random bar names :D)

Prince North Læraðr

(hehe)

bobble

"Just sayin' what Ruh told me"

Sciborg

"Figures." Valerio puts an arm around Tifer gently.

bobble

9:09 PM

"So, which way's best, you think?"

Sciborg

"Well, that depends." Valerio looks back at Lynn. "Would his royal highness like to visit anywhere in particular?"

Prince North Læraðr

Lynn snorts. "Nope. Perhaps the place that'll least make it seem like I was somewhere I wasn't supposed to be."

Sciborg

"I'd say we could swing by the Rusty Anchor, but Kelvin might be there..." Valerio suddenly looks a bit nervous and smooths his hair again. "Er, where else can we go, Tifer?"

bobble

"You have too many exes, Rio"

Sciborg

"Well, he's not an ex, necessarily..." Valerio mumbles. "You didn't answer me."

bobble

9:15 PM

"Reg's? See if there are any new hot buns?"

Sciborg

"Sounds perfect." Valerio looks sheepishly at Lynn. "Do you like bakeries?"

Prince North Læraðr

"Love them. Are there any disguises I should take? I'm not sure how comfortable they would be with" Lynn gestures at his robes, "this"

Sciborg

Valerio rolls his eyes. "Just try not to call the baker a dirty peasant, and you'll be fine, señor."

bobble

"I have a spare change of clothes stashed near here, but you're far too big to fit 'em"

Prince North Læraðr

"Nothing we can do, I suppose."

"Should've brought some gold with me. Don't want to seem stingy with all this money lying around..."

Sciborg

9:19 PM

As they pass by the Anchor, Valerio looks at the door a bit lingeringly, then catches himself and resumes walking. "Yes, we wouldn't want you looking poor, Lynn-Lynn."

bobble

rolls eyes "There are people who'll let you trade in for smaller coins, if you don't mind them keeping some as payment"

Prince North Læraðr

(Trade in?)

bobble

(like splitting a 100 for 10s, 'cept I imagine they'd only give you 9)

Prince North Læraðr

(Ah, I see)

Sciborg

"Don't go sweating your massive wallet or anything. I'll pay for us, Mister Highness." Valerio rummages in his pockets and emerges with a handful of slightly beat-up coppers. "These should do."

Prince North Læraðr

9:22 PM

Lynn looks abashed. "I would rather not spread further rumors that a noble couldn't pay for himself."

Sciborg

"Well, pretend they're yours." Valerio drops them into his hand.

Prince North Læraðr

"Ah." Lynn shoots Valerio a look of thanks.

Sciborg

"Never thought I'd see the day I would give a nobleman money." Valerio gestures to the bakery sign. "Let's see if they have those buns you like, Ti-Ti."

bobble

Tifer notices someone sneaking over at the phrase "massive wallet" and frantically mimes dumping water and explosions

Sciborg

(hahahaha)

Prince North Læraðr

9:25 PM

(bwahaha)

Lynn looks over and casts ghost sounds, briefly filling the area with voices of screams and horror.

"That should do the trick, I suppose."

bobble

The would-be thief melts back into a crowd

Prince North Læraðr

"I don't have anything to steal anyways. Well, besides this robe." Lynn mutters

bobble

"Ey, Reg! Got any of the good stuff?"

Sciborg

"Probably gave the poor kid a nightmare," Valerio says, heading into the bakery. "Veremos, Ti-Ti, pick out what you like."

Prince North Læraðr

(okay, I'm gonna have to go :P)

(I'll be back later, this was a lot of fun :P)

bobble

9:28 PM

seeya!

Sciborg

(heh, i must make dinner :P)

bobble

... did we make too much backstory again

Sciborg

yes, and i support it

bobble

At this point maybe we should just kick Gray out and adventure by ourselves :P

Sciborg

Honestly we can just have Pathfinder RPing whenever it's not my session but we need the RP itch scratched :p

i'm enjoying the goofing around

bobble

9:32 PM

I enjoyed just creating a bar out of thin air and declaring people were fighting at it

Sciborg

i was attempting to imply that Kelvin was a current crush of Rio's rather than an ex :p

he thinks the bartender is cute

bobble

Tifer just assumes that every male-presenting person in the city is your ex :P

Sciborg

:p

Tifer: meets literally any male "Rio is this one of your exes"

angry pirate sputtering

bobble

if Rio had a theme song that played during his entrances, what would it be?

Sciborg

oh, absolutely "He's A Pirate"

either that or "Killer Queen"

i imagine Tifer's theme song is something from Aladdin

bobble

9:39 PM

I can't decide whether HP or Aladdin should get more say in theme-song choices

Sciborg

Aladdin - One Jump Ahead [HD]

►

this one

Prince North Læraðr

10:52 PM

nomfloof!

You missed our RP shenanigans

Graylocke

This happens when I am sleeping or at work ;p

Prince North Læraðr

Hehe

And now I must go to study o\

Graylocke

11:08 PM

floofcurl, headonpaws

bobble

urf

is today a less-bad day?

Graylocke

11:30 PM

tailhugs a bobble We shall see ^^:

How's a you?

bobble

I am making holes in a thing for Science

Graylocke

o.O

Sciborg

Is this the thing that involves the syringe?

Or a different Science Thing?

bobble

Yes

I need the syringes to stand up, so I got a board with pre-drilled holes. Problem is, the holes are too small, so I have to widen them

Sciborg

11:45 PM

I thought you were answering "yes" to both questions and was a little terrified for a moment

What is the final science product that will come from this?

bobble

I will put things (probably books) on top of the syringes and see how that affects the volume

Sciborg

Nifty :D

bobble

Be careful, or I'll syringe you

shoots air at 'borg

Sciborg

aieee

i am only a smol borg, spare me

bobble

squirts water at bifocals

Sciborg

11:53 PM

hey hey hEY

my insurance doesn't cover replacing these because i live in america, you better watch it

Graylocke

o.o

Sciborg

i love our healthcare

bobble

My mom has good eye-insurance, for some reason, so I can get a new pair of prescription glasses every year for free provided I don't go crazy with style/features

Graylocke

@Sciborg i can tell

Sciborg

I'm luckily covered every year for new frames, but the actual lenses aren't covered under my current plan, so i have to baby these things like they're made of tissue paper

if i ever step on them i'm basically left to be blind for a few weeks until i can scrape up the money...

isn't america fun

bobble

11:58 PM

My parents scraped together money a while back to get me a back-up pair - it's an old prescription, but I wouldn't damage my eyes if something were to befall my glasses

Sciborg

Backup pairs are good, i have a backup pair of regular glasses from a few years ago i could probably use for emergencies if something horrific happened to the bifocals. but it would still mean i would have to screen read and not drive for a couple weeks

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